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Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 01:05 PM
I was posting in my perfect moments thread and I happened to realize something . . . why do people compare romantic involvement with baseball.
Random idiot - How far did you get?!
Another completely hopeless loser - Second base, oh yeah.
Here's another question. Why baseball? Why not football, basketball, tennis . . .
Random idiot - How far did you get?!
. . . same as above - I got it all the way to the hoop then I dunked it.

*Shrugs* Any thoughts on the subject?

Loony BoB
03-01-2004, 01:06 PM
I don't want to get dunked. :(

Agent Proto
03-01-2004, 01:12 PM
In baseball, there are three bases. It's like... um in romantic terms. There are three "bases"

First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex
Strike Out - Dumped xD

Other sports just doesn't work. Well, maybe football may work, but what about the other stages of romance? There's only first downs, touch downs, and maybe a field goal in football, but it won't fit in with the romance. Doesn't work.

EDIT: Just another reason why baseball is the superior sport.

Loony BoB
03-01-2004, 01:20 PM
Cricket could probably work. But Baseball has been used for so long, anything else is just weird.

Peegee
03-01-2004, 01:23 PM
Another reason why Euphemisms are bad, mm'kay?

Skogs
03-01-2004, 02:07 PM
I guess in cricket you could use single, double, triple, four...

...what would a six be? :whoa:

Logan
03-01-2004, 02:51 PM
home run. hahahaha. "Yeah, I scored a home run last night."
Sounds dumb ;D

m4tt
03-01-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex


You've got some pretty tame bases there..

I leared it as:

First base - Kissing
Second base - Heavy kissing/petting
Third base - Oral pleasures?
Home Base - Sex

DocFrance
03-01-2004, 03:07 PM
Pfft. I always learned it as the Four F's - frenching, fondling, fingering, and fornicating.

Nait
03-01-2004, 03:09 PM
"Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/quotes


EDIT:

Hate to say, but seems I agree with France.

m4tt
03-01-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by DocFrance
Pfft. I always learned it as the Four F's - frenching, fondling, fingering, and fornicating.

Yeah, that makes sense to me!

Agent Proto
03-01-2004, 03:50 PM
lol, I wouldn't know. :P

Maxico
03-01-2004, 04:53 PM
only in america.

I obviously dont know anything about baseball or american football because nobody outside of america plays those sports seriously. although there are some things in football (or soccer to you secluded people of america) that could be turing into something like that, goals, penaltys, substitutes, golden goal. all have the possiblity of being turned into something stupid.

only in america.

Shlup
03-01-2004, 05:02 PM
Running the bases is fun.

Flying Mullet
03-01-2004, 05:23 PM
So would an infield pop-fly be throwing out a bad pick-up line and getting a drink in the face?

Yamaneko
03-01-2004, 05:39 PM
I'm still in the dugout.

Strider
03-01-2004, 05:58 PM
Worst strategy: hit and run.

Del Murder
03-01-2004, 06:01 PM
I got caught stealing third once.

Carl
03-01-2004, 06:35 PM
lmao
hit and run :D

Meat Puppet
03-01-2004, 06:40 PM
I never compare sex to sports games. However, I have indeed (censored)

Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 06:47 PM
Yam-dude . . . you gotta get up to bat sometime . . .
The four F's? Never heard of that before . . . but somehow I like it. :laughing:

m4tt
03-01-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Maxico
only in america.

I obviously dont know anything about baseball or american football because nobody outside of america plays those sports seriously.

So Japan is part of America now? They take baseball pretty seriously.

Agent Proto
03-01-2004, 08:05 PM
And so do most latin american countries... like Cuba!

fire_of_avalon
03-01-2004, 08:06 PM
What would a grand slam be? And what perverse and wicked things could be attributed to different pitches? What on earth could "curve ball" mean in this context?

Loony BoB
03-01-2004, 08:14 PM
You're all a bunch of players.

Flying Mullet
03-01-2004, 08:19 PM
So is a pity date a walk?

Yamaneko
03-01-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
You're all a bunch of players.
*playas'

DocFrance
03-01-2004, 08:38 PM
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

And baseball is Japan's national pastime.

Marcus
03-01-2004, 08:39 PM
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.

Thanks a lot.

Del Murder
03-01-2004, 08:45 PM
Baseball is probably the second most world-renowned sport, after soccer of course.

DocFrance
03-01-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.

Thanks a lot. Actually, thinking about baseball is a common technique for "keeping it down." Yet another link between baseball and sex.

Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 08:58 PM
I never thought of what the term curve ball could relate too. Then of course there's the fast ball and such. . . . now my mind is full of perversion.

DocFrance
03-01-2004, 09:10 PM
Well, the term "throwing a curveball" is generally used when someone acts one way at one time, but acts completely different the next. So it would be like being a tease.

Marcus
03-01-2004, 09:32 PM
O....kay...

Shall I be the one to tell him that he's taking this way too serious? Or do we have volunteers??

*nervously starts looking in the back of the forum*

bennator
03-01-2004, 10:03 PM
Is the infield fly rule like the age of consent laws?

*runs away*

Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 10:22 PM
I always figured the 'curve ball' was more of a literal term. XD
. . . baseball and sex should never be taken lightly, Marcus! May unholy rations of mosquitoes attack your grandchildren!!

Marcus
03-01-2004, 10:24 PM
Hah! I'll just chop off my bat to make sure that I won't HAVE ANY!! Mwahahaha....


Hm.

Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 10:28 PM
:riiight: . . . not to hard to do when it's a nerf product, is it?

Marcus
03-01-2004, 10:33 PM
Touché.

Shlup
03-01-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.

Thanks a lot. XDD

Strider
03-01-2004, 11:07 PM
What would a grand slam be? And what perverse and wicked things could be attributed to different pitches? What on earth could "curve ball" mean in this context?Several bouts of sex in one night?

Fastball = quickie
Screwball = kinky sex
Eephus = really slow going
Slider = Um. . .

About the curveball, what Doc said.

Loony BoB
03-01-2004, 11:12 PM
Don't forget to use a glove.

Fuzakeru
03-01-2004, 11:17 PM
Edit - A glove can come in handy when life throws you fastballs.
( *Sighs* I had to censor myself . . . I'm such a perv. )

Giggles
03-02-2004, 01:49 AM
Maybe it's because baseball is the superior sport.

Fuzakeru
03-02-2004, 02:11 AM
Baseball sucks.

eestlinc
03-02-2004, 03:21 AM
baseball is much more enjoyable than sex.

DocFrance
03-02-2004, 03:30 AM
What about baseball and sex... at the same time?

eestlinc
03-02-2004, 03:48 AM
ok that would be very good.

Strider
03-02-2004, 04:00 AM
I whole-heartedly agree.

Squall04
03-02-2004, 04:02 AM
I feel like I should go talk to my bishop just for reading this thread. What am I thinking?

Meat Puppet
03-02-2004, 09:00 AM
You're hand is in your pants?

DocFrance
03-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Huh huh, huh huh... bishop...

Flying Mullet
03-02-2004, 04:06 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

Maxico
03-02-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Gau
So Japan is part of America now? They take baseball pretty seriously.

Yes yes they are.

Sorry I forgot about that. But as I said I wouldn't know. Its just a bunch of people with bad sideburns and tens of thousands of stats flashing up on the screen with 3 letter abriviations to me.

Todie
03-02-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by DocFrance
What about baseball and sex... at the same time?
Wahooo! Sounds like a good time to me!

Fuzakeru
03-02-2004, 06:57 PM
Sex is much better than baseball by a long run and the two together at the same time is . . . distressing to think about.
Flying Mullet - - . . . somehow . . . that picture shall plague my mind everytime I do anything sexual. X_x

Todie
03-02-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by LadySteph
Flying Mullet - - . . . somehow . . . that picture shall plague my mind everytime I do anything sexual. X_x
What she said. But it is funny!

Flying Mullet
03-02-2004, 07:04 PM
This talk about sex and baseball reminds me of a video clip that was circulating the web for a while where a couple was up in the nosebleeds at a baseball game and didn't think anyone was watching and did a little dirty. Luckily for them the Jumbotron operator and/or camera man didn't see them.

ShiggtyLuffLuff
03-02-2004, 07:29 PM
Hmm lets see yeah i suppose sex and baseball go togeather some how lets analize!

you step up to the plate with your bat in hand, wait for the pitch hoping like hell not to strike out, you swing a number of times till you hit the mark then the crowd goes wild if you hit a homer..or you get boo'ed if ya hit a foul ball and go home a loser ....

yeah i can see SOMETHING in common there...XD


(and hopefully i dont need to explain the meanings behind all of that there...i dont think everyone is as dumb as myself)

Fuzakeru
03-02-2004, 07:34 PM
. . . if you ever use that terminology when around me I will soooooo kick your .

Brian The Pink Shark
03-02-2004, 08:40 PM
as far as i'm concerned the team hasn't picked me yet:( :choc:

Enoki
03-03-2004, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
In baseball, there are three bases. It's like... um in romantic terms. There are three "bases"

First base - Holding hands
Second base - Kissing
Third base - Making out
Home Run - Sex
Strike Out - Dumped xD

Other sports just doesn't work. Well, maybe football may work, but what about the other stages of romance? There's only first downs, touch downs, and maybe a field goal in football, but it won't fit in with the romance. Doesn't work.

EDIT: Just another reason why baseball is the superior sport.

nah proto you got the bases wrong.

First-kissing/making out
second-touching/kissing below the neck but above the waist (the boobs :whoa: , ok there i said it)
third-kissing/touching below the belt :D
home run- the nasty

or at least thats how it goes around here.:mog:

Leeza
03-03-2004, 03:43 AM
I think Enoki has it right. :)

Agent Proto
03-03-2004, 04:53 AM
Yeah, and Gau corrected me too.

Fuzakeru
03-04-2004, 12:15 AM
Proto - tsk tsk tsk. Seems everyone is havin' to help you out lately. ^_^-

escobert
03-04-2004, 01:30 AM
I think all the "I got to third base" stuff is stupid. You shouldn't be runnin it bout what ya did until after you dump them :p