Wow... the old place is still here

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

On one of my late night boredom binges again. Who knows what drew me back to this place? I haven't been here in years. YEARS! My old account was deleted, along with my 8-month-earned subtitle of SANDWICH LORD. My ultimate avatar is still kicking around somewhere, maybe I'll upload it. This place breathes life into dead memories.

I spent countless hours conversing with strangers, but we still knew each other. Sure, FF drew me here at first, but that's not why I stayed. I really felt some kind of connection to this site, but the real world eventually pulled me away and overshadowed my insignificant online activities. And I kind of stopped caring about FF too, but whatever.

Some of you might remember me, but I see mostly new names. Of course, seeing some of the originals takes me back. Whatever happened to miktszu?? (if I spelled it right...) I loved his comics!! And I never finished our crossover comic with stickman, my own creation. Maybe I will if anyone wants to see it... but goddamn it it's been so long, why am I back here? I'll just be slapped in the face by reality again and be forced to forget.

...Here's hoping I can put that day off for at least a while. For now, it's good to be back. It'd be nice to hear from anyone that still remembers me, and meet some new names too. I can't believe it's all still here... just like I left it.

*Dylan

[Kirobaito]

Mik is still here, still a Finn, and still drunk all the time. However, you've probably not met me. While I've been registered here since June of 2001, I haven't really posted all that much until recently. I don't remember you at all, so sorry. And I guarantee that it's not like you left it. But anyway, welcome back, I guess. :)

[HOOTERS]

I remember you, not from the forums but you were in that rpg that one of the people here made it was either BOU or blkknight. You were like ultros only not if you will.

Anyway...


*BOOB-MELON-JUGGA-JUGGA TITLANTISESES NEWBIE*

[Kirobaito]

Don't you need a license to do that, Hoot?

[HOOTERS]

No, you just need an oversized novelty umbrella and a pair of rubber gloves.

[Kirobaito]

Oh yes. How stupid of me. Anyway, how 'bout them local sports teams?

**finds novelty umbrella and rubber gloves**

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

well nail me sideways, I forgot about that freakin' rpg. I was told I would be in it, but I fizzled away before it was done. Any idea where I can find it? by the way, nice to meet you both. And yes, it is just how I left it. Some new people around, but it's still full of eccentric weirdos.

*Laterwiches!

[Rostum]

Hey.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Hi, new person. I'm, uh... not really a sandwich.

[Thunday Man]

Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich

I spent countless hours conversing with strangers, but we still knew each other. Sure, FF drew me here at first, but that's not why I stayed. I really felt some kind of connection to this site, but the real world eventually pulled me away and overshadowed my insignificant online activities. And I kind of stopped caring about FF too, but whatever.



Whats FF? Oh yeah, those games I used to play years ago =p Dont worry man, you dont need to play the games to deal with teh insanity of General Chat!

*SeX0rZ* ||| *Zr0XeS*

[eestlinc]

I have your avatar saved on my computer, if you want it...

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

wow, eestlinc, I'm honoured. good to see you again. I'm off for the night, so I'll upload it tomorrow. Thanks, again. See avaeryone tomorrow... or something.

*Dylan

*Laterwiches!

[Del Murder]

How and why did Ultimate Sandwich get deleted? I assure you Super Delete had nothing to do with this.

This circumvents the welcome back thread rule bcause it is a new account and thus ruled a newbie thread.

Too bad you missed the screenname tournament by a couple days, Sand.

[Calliope]

Sandy, check out the Arts and Writing forum for Mik's new comic.

A big AHOY HOY to you.

[Doomgaze]

Just say that it's allowed because of your Knightly perogative. No one is going to interfere with the return of a sandwich that is so... <i>ultimate.</i>

[Big D]

Welcome back.
I think I got here after you left, but you're so widely talked about - especially in the ultra-secret Staff forum discussions - that it's almost like you've been here all along. Looking forward to seeing you post again.

[Rainecloud]

YOU?!

Hi.

[Loony BoB]

This is the greatest birthday present ever. ;_;

[Strider]

Who are you?

[Meat Puppet]

Hi tasty.

[Nait]

I thought you were banned?


Oh well.



Can't have everything.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

<33

[Meat Puppet]

<66

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Get lost, you.

[eternalshiva]

Welcome? Back? :/ *sexors n00b/olbie*

xD I don't remember you at all so *ponders* n00b it is!

[Mikztsu]

Hehe, hi and I just started a new comic. Yeah, I'm still here. What would kill the devil.

How's you Ulty?

[Citizen Bleys]

I remember you.

[RSL]

I do too.

[Agent Proto]

Hey, look, it's the sandwich that is ultimate.

[crono_logical]

I blame Shlupquack for any accounts deleted that shouldn't be :p

*is currently eating a pizza type sandwich thing*

[m4tt]

Oh.. it's <i>this</i> guy again. :rolleyes2

[fire_of_avalon]

*bemused glance* uhm. Hey.

[Breine]

Hi there... ^_^

[Rainecloud]

Actually, I thought that Sandwich was Sugpo's second account.

[Peegee]

I'M BACK THREADS ARE NOT ALLOWED :HAET:

who are you?

[Leeza]

Originally posted by Rainecloud
Actually, I thought that Sandwich was Sugpo's second account.
I think that might have been Crunchy Beverage. :)

Hi, Sandwich. :)

[eternalshiva]

Leeza even posted in this?? wtf? I thought you were a MOD Leeza! Why is this "I'm back thread" not closed??

*jumps to conclusions* this is a second account that she has. I know it. *pulls PG over and whispers conspiracies*

[Leeza]

<i>This circumvents the welcome back thread rule bcause it is a new account and thus ruled a newbie thread.</i> - Del Murder

I would have closed it, Sandwich or not, but Del has a point. :)

[eternalshiva]

*squints eyes suspiciously* sUUre "Leeza" if that's even you. *snorts* :love: I was just teasing ;p

[Fuzakeru]

Hello sand-meat-product. *Clips ear tag* There! Now you won't get lost again!! *Gets cattle prod* Bwuahaha! *Brands with EoFF logo*

[Peegee]

Look at all the newbies disrespected a forum senior....-_-

bad newbie! *sexors Myles for no reason*

[Fuzakeru]

I may not be old here but I am not a newbie . . . >_o!! *Sexors Myles then brands PG as well* MINE!!

[Del Murder]

I think Jack in the Box has an Ultimate Sandwich/Crunchy Beverage combo you can get for like 2.99.

[Peegee]

I wanna try JITB

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Well, hello to all of you. I think in all my time at eoff, this is the most replies I ever got. A few things:


Originally posted by Doomgaze
Just say that it's allowed because of your Knightly perogative. No one is going to interfere with the return of a sandwich that is so... <i>ultimate.</i>

Damn straight. Doomgaze recognizes the allure of godlike food.


Originally posted by Big D
Welcome back.
I think I got here after you left, but you're so widely talked about - especially in the ultra-secret Staff forum discussions - that it's almost like you've been here all along. Looking forward to seeing you post again.

Ummm, really? It seems like you're pulling my bread, here. I always thought I slipped beneath the notice of most and disappeared without a trace. Except for being in blkknight's rpg...

Rainecloud: YOU! Yes, it is me. I remember you. It seems like there's more oldbies than I thought.


Originally posted by Loony BoB
This is the greatest birthday present ever. ;_;

Happy birthday, Loony Bob. You, as well were there in times of old. Glad my presence happinesses you!


Originally posted by Strider
Who are you?

Come, now strider. How can I answer that? Some hated me, some loved me, I once was here then I wasn't, now I'm back. I am me. I am sandwich. Nice to meet you. Unless I knew you and forgot.

This post is too long. Oh well, you guys like to read!

hi meat puppet and eternalshiva. I am not a n00b, but call me what you will.


Originally posted by Nait
I thought you were banned?
Oh well.
Can't have everything.

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Get lost, you.

Originally posted by Gau
Oh.. it's <i>this</i> guy again. :rolleyes2

Hehe, my former self may have left a bad-tasting or obnoxious impression on some, unless this is pure sarcasm. I was not banned, though I may have made jokes of an obscene or offensive manner from time to time. I like to think I've grown up a bit, being a university student with a girlfriend nowadays. But still... PENIS! Ah, the good old days...

Nice to see you all again, Mik, Bleys, RSL, Proto... glad you remember me. I'm pretty good, Mik what abouts yoo?

Hi there fire_of_avalon and breine.
Rainecloud: why would I be sugpo's second account?


Originally posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
I'M BACK THREADS ARE NOT ALLOWED :HAET:
who are you?

I've heard of said rule. Why is it so, may I ask? Anyway, you'll have to find out who I am on your own...


Originally posted by Leeza
<i>This circumvents the welcome back thread rule bcause it is a new account and thus ruled a newbie thread.</i> - Del Murder
I would have closed it, Sandwich or not, but Del has a point. :)

I thank you, Del and Leeza. Greetings.
And to you as well, LadySteph.


Originally posted by Del Murder
I think Jack in the Box has an Ultimate Sandwich/Crunchy Beverage combo you can get for like 2.99.

Huh?

Well, that was my obscene attempt to greet and respond to all or most of you. Do not hate me. I am tasty. And I love everyone. Bye!

*Dylan

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

The get lost comment wasn't directed at you.
Dummy.

[Shoeberto]

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I remember you.

You owe me five bucks.

[Yamaneko]

Raistlin came back around this time last year. I hate this time of year.

[Mikztsu]

Now start drawing, Ulty.

[Loony BoB]

Hey, now. This thread has a topic! Don't you see the various questions in the first post?

Of course, maybe I should ban all you other members for spamming up his perfectly legitimate thread. >=O

[blue_midget192]

hey im pretty new :) glad to have u back onbord though *sings yellow submarine for sum reason* :)

[Kami]

Why can't I seem to remember you?!?!? Argh... this is so fustrating!! BLARGY BLARG BLARG!!!!!

BoB, I see no questions. Except for the Mikky one. But that one doesn't count!!!

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Kami
BoB, I see no questions. Except for the Mikky one. But that one doesn't count!!!

Who's Mikky? ><

*kills little Kami* >:O

[Kami]

Stop picking on me!! you're so MEAN!!!! *dies*

[Griever]

Suppose i might as well make a comeback as well, don't remember the top lad but hello everyone anyway

[Kami]

Heyit's griever! Now there's someone I recognize.

[Seifer]

Ultimate Sandwich? *eats Ultimate Sandwich* I'll say it again...now THAT was one ultimate sandwich. Wait...you wouldn't happen to be the broodwich, would you? ...Because that would su--*teleported to another dimension*

You probably don't remember me, but I sure as hell remember you. I only ate you about...hmm...fifteen billion times.


Oh, and this is the broodwich: http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v84/seiffy/broodwich.jpg

Don't eat it...you'll die. I know from experience.

[Raistlin]

Welcome to EoFF, newbie. Enjoy your stay. :D

[Mr. Graves]

I've heard tales of you, Mister Sandwich man. I think the Staff concealed most of them, but I was lucky on April 1st and stumbled on a few of them.

Welcome back, Mr. Sandwich. Now, I'm hungry again, for some reason. *glare*

[Chzn8r]

**Bites sandwich**

[bennator]

The name looks vaguely familiar, but if I remember you, it's from the time when I was a shy newbie who barely posted.

[black orb]

>>> I remember this guy, if Im not wrong he used to draw some ninja comics in MS Paint too.

[Advent Child]

Hey, you're still alive. I was probably LuNaTiC jEsTeR back when you were here before. Or... Something else. Regardless, I remember you.

[SomethingBig]

I remember you, too. I highly doubt that you remember me, but I was ReflectedSin back then.

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by SomethingBig
I remember you, too. I highly doubt that you remember me, but I was ReflectedSin back then.

I wondered where you went, but you were here all along. Good to know. =P

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

heh, spiff...

yeah, Loony Bob, ban these insolents for their kind words of welcome! And burn them! Or just ban them!

hi blue midget and kami and mr. graves and chzn8r and somethingbig and bennator.

Mik: I'll work on the comic when I get some time

Hey griever: no extra comebacks, allowed! and hi.

oh, hi Hsu and black orb.

Seifer: I remember you *eating* me in chat twice a minute. How could I forget?

Raistlin: I, again, am not quite a newbie. And I remember you.

and yes, advent child, I remember you as Lunatic Jester.

and... that's all for now. Ah, it's good to have the old avatar back. Well, it's off to school! La dee da!

*Dylan

[Del Murder]

Way to go, you made Unne all nostalgic and he became an admin again. Now we're all doomed.

[Maxico]

Hi I was probably around when you were but for about a year and a bit I actualy thought this was a final fantasy site and didn't touch general chat, plus I had a horrible n00b name. so you wont remember me.

Hi anyway.

[The Man]

Hey, I remember you. Welcome back.

[Baloki]

No-ones been assigned to this sandwich, I think BoB's finally found the word 'lost cause'.

Also happy Birthday BoB *waves and pulls party poppers*

[Flying Mullet]

So what exactly is the ultimate sandwich?

[The Man]

Originally posted by Baloki
No-ones been assigned to this sandwich, I think BoB's finally found the word 'lost cause'.More like he isn't actually a newbie. ;p

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
So what exactly is the ultimate sandwich?

He is just Ultimate Sandwich; has always been. He joined around the same times as me ( over 3 years ago) and had a long hiatus and now re-appeared.

[Flying Mullet]

Yeah, I understood that.

I was just making an attempt at a joke. Guess it flopped, oh well. :cry: *sulks away*

[Mikztsu]

Sorry, I misread that. I first read it "WHO" instead of "what". Must be a pretty good sanwich. =o Still, a pretty lame joke.:)

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Mikztsu
Still, a pretty lame joke.:)
Thanks! :)

[Baloki]

Originally posted by The Man
More like he isn't actually a newbie. ;p

Meh, Psycotic put you up to this didn't he, just because I accidently ruined his LJ entry...

Also hi US, hey wow....

Thats kindda funny, the Ultimate Sandwich is also the US.

[The Man]

Psychotic had nothing to do with it.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
I was just making an attempt at a joke. Guess it flopped, oh well. :cry: *sulks away*

There, there, Citizen. I thought it was funny. Wait, what was it you said? Oh my, no, that wasn't funny at all... o_O

Hi Baloki. I wish not to be associated with a nation. Especially one that will invade you for oil and sneeze out a "regime change" like snot on tissue... but, uh, let me not get carried away there before someone gets angry... (better say something uncontroversial...) er, teddy bears.

*Dylan

[Baloki]

Originally posted by The Man
Psychotic had nothing to do with it.

;) ok

[CloudDragon]

Ah, so you have returned U_S. Don't forget about the Chat, we're still there! :D

[Jewels]

Dylan! I still remember you letting me read your stories and I liked them :)

[SomethingBig]

Originally posted by Mr. Graves
I wondered where you went, but you were here all along. Good to know. =P
Heh, good to know someone remembers me. Make sure not to leave this time, Mr. Sammich.

[Raistlin]

Raistlin: I, again, am not quite a newbie. And I remember you.
And I remember you, too. However, there is this myth going around that everyone is a newbie compared to me. So I have to call you a newbie to live up to appearances, otherwise my veneer of superiority may fade, and people will actually consider me a person.

That, and the fact that you <i>are</i> a newbie compared to me. :D

[eestlinc]

Raist, you should see the answer I came up with for you in the election thread.

[Del Murder]

A myth that Raist started, by the way.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Originally posted by Jewels
Dylan! I still remember you letting me read your stories and I liked them :)

Jewels! You're still here too! C00lneSS :) I remember some people actually liked those stories--actually one story with multiple chapters... almost makes me regret never finishing it.

If you liked it, jewels, you should check out some of my recent stories; I actually deal with subject matter that is not centrally blowjob-driven! I'm trying to go into creative writing, maybe I'll post some of my stuff.

In any case, it's nice to see you again :) I'll be around

*Dylan

[The Man]

Originally posted by eestlinc
Raist, you should see the answer I came up with for you in the election thread. it was superior.

[escobert]

Originally posted by Kami
Why can't I seem to remember you?!?!? Argh... this is so fustrating!! BLARGY BLARG BLARG!!!!!


Nor can I seem to remember him. Hmmmm I kinda do but not really. Well, welcome back anyways.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Thanks, guys. I never used to post much, I was mostly a chat guy. Maybe that explains it.

[Raistlin]

I added that last line in my last post because everyone that knows me would have been extremely shocked/disappointed/horny had I not.

Oh, and eestlinc: you could have bloody told me at tGA that I had to write something up for the election. Bastard.

[Yamaneko]

When I see the words, "newbie", "oldbie", "compared", or "remember" in Raistlin's posts I know not to read it. I haven't read one of his posts since June '03.

[eestlinc]

well, my answer was better than anything you might have come up with anyway xD

[Chickencha]

Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
It'd be nice to hear from anyone that still remembers me

Yello.

[CloudDragon]

You were a chat guy, so how come I haven't seen you there yet?

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Cuz chat is too time-consuming. That may be why I left in the first place.

Chickencha: nice to hear from you, I remember that wacky off-the-wall name

*Dylan

[Raistlin]

Originally posted by eestlinc
well, my answer was better than anything you might have come up with anyway xD
Then TELL ME IT DAMMIT.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Chickencha
Yello.
Wow.

[Fledge]

I too have not visited this place in a long time!

Hey Mik. Hey Naitsirk. Recognised member I see. About time :D

[The Man]

Originally posted by Raistlin
Then TELL ME IT DAMMIT. Did you know I registered at EoFF two weeks before I was even born?

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Fledge
I too have not visited this place in a long time!

Hey Mik. Hey Naitsirk. Recognised member I see. About time :D

I understand Omni-Unit finally beat you at table tennis.

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Fledge
I too have not visited this place in a long time!

Hey Mik. Hey Naitsirk. Recognised member I see. About time :D

Hi.