Your plane crash in the middle o' Australia.

[Nait]

And the only thing to eat is either poisonous or... Well, spiders. In the plane, you had with you a complete set of standard cooking gear, a thousand litres of water, one giant pot, a barbeque set, one rifle and your closest friends.

Oh, and you have collars around your necks that explode if you don't eat someone within three days.

What do you do?

[Maxico]

Explode?

[Dragonflame]

Well, obviously I would start by eating someone, because I don't want to die. Then I would cook a hell of a lot of spiders and have a barbecue with my surviving friends. Finally, I would lie down and sleep.

[Meat Puppet]

Make a machine from the plane bits and try to rid to civilisation. Otherwise die. And who the hell would put collars like that on someone?

[Logan]

I would explode. Eating animals makes me sad, but eating people would make me even sadder.

[SomethingBig]

Why would we even agree to have explosives put on our necks?:confused:

I would shoot the least useful person, and share him with my friends. Instead of eating spiders, I'd go out and hunt me a wallaby. There are bound to be wallabies in Australia. It certainly isn't Australia without wallabies. Then I'd shove my friends into a bottomless pit for no apparent reason. Finally, I'd run to the ocean, then go for a nice swim to Hawaii, regardless of the poisonous water snakes and great white sharks around.

[eestlinc]

knives out, people!

[Peegee]

Spiders are yummy.

[Del Murder]

Pass the Bleys, please.

[crono_logical]

Sounds somewhat similar to the film Battle Royale in some ways :p I guess I'd be one of the guys in that group that tried (and managed to) disable those necklace things - you have plenty of water, and a human can survive 3 days without food easily, so I guess that makes removing those necklaces the top priority :p

[Meat Puppet]

But wouldn't you rather just eat someone? It'd be much more entertaining.

[Mo-Nercy]

I'd hitchhike back to Sydney. It would take like a week. I can survive that long. Drinking my sweat etc.

[Maxico]

Well ya see. There will always be somebody who will refuse. Wait three days and *BOOOOOM* instant barbecue.

[Mikztsu]

Ah, another cannibalism thread. I would <b><<b></b>Edit by Kishi: No graphic descriptions of your abominable evil, please.><b></b></b>.:) See, I wouldn't have to kill them; I'm sure they'd understand and they wouldn't miss their asses too much.
After that I would go shooting horses with that rifle.



Originally posted by SomethingBig
Why would we even agree to have explosives put on our necks?:confused:


Hey, it's coming from Nait.

[Maxico]

Thats why if you meet somebody from eyesonff you run like hell.

[DocFrance]

This is the worst hypothetical situation EVER. What is it with you people and cannibalism?

[Rainecloud]

I'd kill myself. Being stranded is bad enough, but being stranded in Australia?!

Hoo, boy. No.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

What the hell kind of plane trip is this?

[Psychotic]

I'd do the most obvious thing to human nature:

Do a dance!

[BatChao]

I'd volunteer to get eaten. That's assuming that if you mess with the collars, they'll blow up.

[Calliope]

I'd wait for Dingoes to eat me, and then explode inside them, splattering everyone with horrible ruptured dingonicky shrapnel.

Then Steve Irwin would come up and prod at me with a stick, and New Zealanders everywhere would cringe at being part of "Australasia".

[Loony BoB]

I'd take off the collar.

[Meat Puppet]

Are there Aborigines still in Australia? I'd find one of them.

[Jack]

Murder every survivor. Since all my friends would just probably screw me over to, i'll slit their throats and then eat them. Then i would walk inland, with their body bits as snacks to Sydney and then get their networks to make a movie about it.
To their families.....I'll say I'm sorry while I eat their child's arm.

And as you might have guessed, i wrote this in a bad mood.

[Jojee]

I'd dance dance dance 'til I explode~ :catsmile: