VOTE For My New Name

[Jack]

Right, i've been thinking of having a new name and since i'm crap at names, i decided that you, the EOFF community can give me ideas! So this is what it is, and the result will be decided on 10th of April, the date of my first EOFF birthday.
However, there are rules...
NOT Overlong
NOT Too Short (i.e: A)
NOT Final Fantasy/SquareEnix Connected IN ANY WAY
NO Numbers
NOTHING Offensive
NO Sexual OR Swearing Names
NOT Overly Similar To Other Members Names (i.e Crazy_BoB)
NO Names with symbols will not be accepted (i.e: éóá )
NOT be offensive to my character, as in CryBaby for example
MUST Be In English Meaning
NO Undescores or Varying BIG LETTER To littleletter (i.e: BoB)
NO People Related (i.e: George Bush)
CANNOT Be connected To ANY GAME EVER (Mario)

Names can be judged for acceptence by the folowing members, which I have chosen. They can judge and the final ones will be up for Vote in the week of the 10th.
The members that will judge will be(If they accept)
Kiuru (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=10082) ACCEPTED
pixie_demon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=9763)
Avalon_Beouvle07 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=9672)
Oh and me....
Legolas63 (Soon To be At Your Mercy) (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=7475) ACCEPTED


Post your ideas here and only those members can accept them to be put in the final draw, that will will be drawn on the the 1st. those members must Post the ideas that will be accepted before the 1st of April. If they do not, than their ideas will not be accepted into the draw. They must post only 5 acceptions. if they do not, the following Cid Knights may include their ideas, whether or not they were in the ideas post or not.

Loony BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=22)
Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=8845)

When each person has subitted 5 names (to equal 20, they will be put out to vote for. The judges will PM me their names that they have accepted and I will post them all in a new Thread when i recieve them. The poll will come up and you can vote away. On my EOFF Birthday, the results will be collected, and the name will be decided under consideration from The accepted judges (to make sure we don't get bogus votes ya see)
I will wear the chosen name.

For judges going "eh?" check out your PM box, i have sent you all a letter asking for your acceptance. if you decline, send a PM or Post here saying taht you do so, then i will get another judge or sort a way around it.
This is alla attempt to appear less newbieish and look like i've been here a while, which i have, so that why I don't want names with underscores or numbers really.
Judges, please try and not choose ones like that, unless they are really good.

I hope you choose me a great name to wear with pride.

[Levian]

'Verbiskenschnois'.

Or perhaps 'Hemulen', if you like. :)

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Crackbaby.

[Loony BoB]

O_o What am I doing? Have I been told about this? x_x I don't remember it...

Your name should be Whippersnapper.

[Kiuru]

Ready for action and being one of the judges. *bows in front of Lego*

Oh, and a suggestion: Gryphon (Because "Donkeys Fly Through Dirty Air While Eagles Crawl On Scorched Earth")

[Doomgaze]

dr_unne_is_gay

[White Raven]

I have a small list for you to choose from, that could be voted for...
-Poo
-Dark Knight
-Dragoon from the Lagoon
-Rosencratz
-Guildenstern

[Jack]

My own ideas......

-Ragnarpk (Name at www.matrixmania.com)
-Ava Adore (Smashing Pumpkins Song)
-I Am One (Ditto)
-Murdered Youth (Dunno)
-Pitied Before (Random name)
-Metal Face (Same)
-Crackers The Cat (My Cat)

But I will be unbiased, I assue you.


EDIT: The misplelling of Ragnarok ius intentional. for that was my name there. It isn't FF connected because that was Ragnarok and this is RAGNARPK. Therefore, I break none of the rules, that I set.

[Loony BoB]

WHEN DID I ACCEPT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM MEANT TO BE DOING ;_;!!!!

I mean, uhm, isn't Ragnarok awfully FF-ish? D=

[Leeza]

I think that <i>Legolas</i> with the <i>63</i> would be good. Or maybe <i>Jack</i>.

EDIT: I mean <i>without</i> the <i>63</i>! :)

[Del Murder]

Jack63

[The Man]

Originally posted by Doomgaze
dr_unne_is_gay I must agree.

[Loony BoB]

That's Final Fantasy related, though.

[The Man]

I'm pretty sure it's not referring to the Dr Unne from FF1. *nod*

[Loony BoB]

There is no other Dr Unne. They're actually one and the same.

[Dr Unne]

No one's getting their name changed to dr_unne_is_gay.

[crono_logical]

It'd probably not count being too similar to an existing member name anyway :p

[The Man]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
No one's getting their name changed to dr_unne_is_gay. What about if the underscores are omitted?

[Xander]

Umm, I got my PM but a little confused on what I'm supposed to be doing? =/ I think Jack is a good name.

[Jack]

Xander & BoB you do the following....

If you accept to help me, than you accept to be my back-up Judges. Should any thing stop the judges I chose in my 1st thread:
Kiuru
pixie_demon
Avalon_Beouvle07
Legolas63

From passing their results on the 1st (Illness, disaster e.t.c) Then you are perfectly acceptable to have your ideas for a name in the final draw. They (And you) should post your final 5 form the ideas given (and if they agree with the given rules) to me by PM. I will than post them in a poll to be voted on by the EOF community till the 10th Of April when the result will be decided after consideration (i.e: if someone has gone out their way to make sure i get : I Suck Dick or something).

To sum up, you post here to say if you accept, than you sit back and before the 1st of April, post your final 5 from the suggested in this thread to go in the draw. if The judges haven't sent me theirs, than they will be not counted and yours will. The total must add up to 20 somehow.

BoB, you need not edit theis thread if you don't feel the need. it would be nice if you as a Cid knight (And you Xander) helped, but if you don't than that is fine. I chose you to be back-up because you are Cid Knights and i know i can depend on you.

Thank You

[Fuzakeru]

ColonThief . . . *Nods*

Edit - *Bites the typo*

[The Man]

*Thief

[m4tt]

dr_unne_rules_63

[Mikztsu]

Tim

[stefan]

dolphin_toucher

[DocFrance]

Definitely DocFrance Jr.

[Xander]

I'm still a little confused, probably because it's late, but I'll help I guess ^_^

[Tokki Wartooth]

Originally posted by Legolas63
My own ideas......
-Ava Adore (Smashing Pumpkins Song)

That was my old screen name at some other place. It's also a female's name, and I got the impression you were male from the whole "Legolas" thing.

Why is there an entire thread dedicated to this, though? Who really cares?

[Reason]

Pft, a short name, like "A", would sound just fine.

[Del Murder]

I care!

I like the one letter approach, as long as it's not a lower case b. Go with Q.

[Kirobaito]

I like a name starting with "The." Make yourself "The Man" or something.

[ZeZipster]

hotlonlyanglegurlsk8r3924827297197

[Peegee]

CloudStrife&Squall696969696969

[The Man]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
No one's getting their name changed to dr_unne_is_gay.
[16:57:00] AaronFreedo: I am so tempted now to register a new account as dr_unne_is_gay
[16:57:06] CitizenBleys: do it.
[16:57:09] AaronFreedo: haha
[16:57:09] CitizenBleys: do it NOW, bitch
[16:57:26] AaronFreedo: I'd be slaughtered though xD
[16:57:51] CitizenBleys: I'm failing to see a downside here
[16:57:59] AaronFreedo: haha
[16:58:19] CitizenBleys: (how did you not see that coming)

[Yamaneko]

Change it to Yams or Stalin.

[Del Murder]

Do it, so we can ban both your accounts and then prance around singing songs from The Wizard of Oz.

[pixie_demon]

my dearest Jack

i accept this great honor with the whole of my heart.

i will search lands far and wide for a name worthy of ur grace, i thank u for this great honour

in english: sure darling! i'll do anything for u!!!

[Meat Puppet]

Ragnarok didn't originate from FF, it's Nordic for the apocalypse you swits :'(

Change your name to

Swit
Pippen
Master Swit
Master Pippen
Master Switten

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

CRACKBABY.

[Breine]

Broerup

[Flying Mullet]

Cheap Prom Date
Magic Beany Baby
Lubber Lover
Two-Toed Sloth
Ever Lasting PBJ Sandwich
Pikachu's Pimp
Kamakazi Anasazi
Martian Man Tom
Johnny's Bad Hair Day
vfrqwertyuiop
Tootsie King
Chillin' with Frank
Bill Fry the Hamburger Guy
Orange Eater
Hairy Sausage
Cracker Whore
5-Speed Freak
EOFF's #1 Bicyclist
The Big Head
Donkey Avenger

[Iceglow]

ok 1st of april why do i smell a very big aprils fools here?

but in any case "Bald_Monkey" there now thats a name for you

[m4tt]

Originally posted by Fallen_angel_666
ok 1st of april why do i smell a very big aprils fools here?

but in any case "Bald_Monkey" there now thats a name for you

Yeah, it's March 8th, not April 1st. o_o


Cracker Whore

I'd like my name to be changed to this.

[Agent Proto]

I'm quite fond of zaqwert

[Rainecloud]

Snuffleoffockus.

[Psychotic]

Ok, it was my idea you get a new username and now I've been left out! :cry:

Uh... what about

Henry (He of the Cellphone tree)?

That was random. I likes it.

[Jack]

Wow...sorry Psychotic I forgot........Yeah, thank Psychotic for this. He gave me this idea and because of that I will thank he extremely if I get a good name, or slap him silly if otherwise. :D
Actuallu, psy can be the FINAL DECIDER
Big Name, Big Job.
He can open that evelope and reveal my new name. Like Tom Cruise on Oscar Night....


ok 1st of april why do i smell a very big aprils fools here?
This is not a joke, I really am changing my name. I chose that day cause it gives 9 days to vote. wasn't thinking about that......

The Following Names (So Far) Can Be Submitted For The Final....

Hemulen
Gryphon
Dark Knight
Whippersnapper
Ragnarpk
I Am One
Murdered Youth
Pitied Before
Metal Face
Crackers The Cat
Jack
Legolas
ColonThief
DocFrance Jr.
Tim
Swit
Pippen
Master Swit
Master Pippen
Master Switten
Broerup
CRACKBABY
Magic Beany Baby
Lubber Lover
Two-Toed Sloth
Pikachu's Pimp
Kamakazi Anasazi
Martian Man Tom
Johnny's Bad Hair Day
Tootsie King
Chillin' with Frank
Orange Eater
Hairy Sausage
Cracker Whore
5-Speed Freak
EOFF's #1 Bicyclist
Donkey Avenger
Zaqwert
Snuffleoffockus
Henry
Cellphone Tree

[Flying Mullet]

And don't forget your porn name, it's your first pet's name and the street you live on. Mine's Rusty Ralston. I live on Ralston street and my first pet was Rusty.

[Madonna]

Sparrow! Trust me, it's a lot better than Swallow.

[Kiuru]

"And really bad eggs...."

How about Jack-of-all-trades.... Umm, Of-All-Poems that is?

[Stupid Moomba 88]

Honestly, I don't care if you are called BoyWonder or Q or Vain.


I think you should be called God.
It's simple you see.

[Flying Mullet]

Then why not "BoyWonder Q Vain" or "Boy Q Wonder Vain"?

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Originally posted by Del Murder
I care!

I like the one letter approach, as long as it's not a lower case b. Go with Q.

There's already a Q. On star trek. And guys that know star trek don't get laid. Don't, uh, don't tell my girlfriend that I know Q.

Anyway, I got the perfect name already, so just end this damn contest already. Here it is: Are you ready? Here it comes: Prepare. And: wait for it. NOW!

Legolas' new name is:

Mundane Hamburger

there, now you can all go home.

*Dylan

[Flying Mullet]

But if you're saying that 'Q' wouldn't get any action, why would 'Mundane Hamburger' get any?

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

A Mundane Hamburger is not associated with Star Trek. Therefore, will get laid. I don't make the rules.

[escobert]

Ernie.

[Linus]

How about "Snookums"?

[Flying Mullet]

"Butters" is always good.

[Kirobaito]

Use MY porn star name. Although, it sounds like I would be in gay porn. Peanut Lecker. My dog is named Peanut and I was actually born on Lecker Ave. Thus your new name can be that of what sounds to be a gay porn star.

[Jack]

Than that would mean my Porn Name is...
Jam Aland, which would make me sound like a Lesbian IMO.....so i'm not allowing that, simply cause i reckon there might be a campaign to get me called that....

Other names I have....

Tickkle
Pool Of Nothing
Flying Donkey
Scorched Earth
Crawling Eagle
Clap Happy
Behavior Variable
Elf With No Name
Unhappy Camper
Folk Non-Singer
The Hugger

[Flying Mullet]

Jam Aland, Jam Aland, Jam Aland! :rock:

[Rainecloud]

Haven't you decided yet? Perhaps we should vote on it?

[Del Murder]

Man, what happened to Q?

[Jack]

Haven't you decided yet? Perhaps we should vote on it?
Well thats what I WAS doing, but you've got me thinking, This isn't going to last too much longer since I fear i've wasted Flying Mullet's ideas of names, so I may just start voting soon. Say...

IMPORTANT
P.S If you don't really care about me, than it isn't really...

Right, then, I'm going to sort the names so far... in a table system. Basically, just vote for them like:

Fave Name: 3 points
2nd Fave: 1

(As suggested by Flying Mullet. Thanks For pointing that out)

and the name with the most points will go through. If anyone has any more names they want to add, then they will go to the 2nd Semi Final ok? If There are not enough more ideas than the runners up and the new ideas will go into the 2nd Semi Final. The winners from that one and the winners from this one, shall meet in the final vote which will deide on my final name. Vot for each group and simply organize your name idea in best to worst. Here are the groups.
THIS SEMI FINAL WILL END ON THE 16th....

Group One
Hemulen
Gryphon
Zaqwert
Snuffleoffockus
Snookums

Group Two
Mundane Hamburger
Unhappy Camper
Folk Non-Singer
Magic Beany Baby
Dark Knight

Group Three
Two-Toed Sloth
Pikachu's Pimp
Kamakazi Anasazi
Martian Man Tom
Pitied Before

Group Four
Hairy Sausage
Cracker Whore
5-Speed Freak
EOFF's #1 Bicyclist
Donkey Avenger

Group Five
Ernie
Henry
Jack
Tim
Pippen

Group Six
The Hugger
Jam Aland
Ragnarpk
Flying Donkey
I Am One

Group Seven
Scorched Earth
Crawling Eagle
Clap Happy
Behavior Variable
Elf With No Name

Group Eight
Orange Eater
Cellphone Tree
Butters
Tickkle
Pool Of Nothing

Group Nine
Broerup
CRACKBABY
Lubber Lover
Tootsie King
Chillin' with Frank

Group Ten
Whippersnapper
Murdered Youth
Metal Face
Crackers The Cat
ColonThief

(If your name isn't in here, that means that it either didn't comply with the rules, or there wasn't enough room. With luck, they will be in the 2nd semi final. Without it, it will not have a chance. Sorry)

VOTE AWAY.....and vot only once per member please

[Flying Mullet]

So we're supposed to assign a name to every name in every group, 1-5? That's a lot of points. Why not just do 3 points for hte best and 1 point for second best? Or something less in general?

[Jack]

So we're supposed to assign a name to every name in every group, 1-5? That's a lot of points. Why not just do 3 points for hte best and 1 point for second best? Or something less in general?

Which I've just changed. The point system is....

3 points for fave in group.
1 for 2nd fave in group.

That is all.
Thanks Flying Mullet for that.

[Flying Mullet]

No problem. *votes*

[Kirobaito]

I don't think anything can beat "Cracker Whore."

[Thunday Man]

Escape or Excape
Satisfaction
Magic Stick
The Noose
The Innocent
Intoxication
Plastic Jesus
Lighting Rod
Violent
Disapear
Numb
Spokesman
Emerge
Enimga
Forgotten
Captain Jack
Needles
Broken
Downfall
Pieces
Kick The Can
Half Life (not the game, the scientfic term)
Devour
Bubbles
Voices
Severed
Blackout
Echo
Blurry
Bound
Bumble Bee
Sugar
High Voltage

Meh, feel free to nit pick and take and leave what you want

[Denmark]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Cheap Prom Date
Magic Beany Baby
Lubber Lover
Two-Toed Sloth
Ever Lasting PBJ Sandwich
Pikachu's Pimp
Kamakazi Anasazi
Martian Man Tom
Johnny's Bad Hair Day
vfrqwertyuiop
Tootsie King
Chillin' with Frank
Bill Fry the Hamburger Guy
Orange Eater
Hairy Sausage
Cracker Whore
5-Speed Freak
EOFF's #1 Bicyclist
The Big Head
Donkey Avenger

I am inclined to agree. Vehemently.

aw... too bad I didn't see this thread until just now.

because 08917340_9128374_719823461____9186741 pwnz all other names.

[pixie_demon]

henry is my boyfriends name!!!!!

i cant vote for that!!!!

do i pm u my choices and points??

let me know by pm lego sweetie!!

am honoured to help u in ur noble quest!

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

There's not enough food-related names.

[escobert]

Ernie is the best name well second to Bert.

[DeathIsMyFreedom]

Theunforgiveing
Lostintime

Hellifiknow >.> thats a pimp name lol

[La Femme Merekia]

Personally, I think "Melissa" would suit you.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Crackbaby isn't ment to be all capitals. But I'm voting for that one. GOooooooooooooooooooooo Crackbaby.

[Jack]

Post or PM, it really doesn't matter. But i would perfer it if it was by PM. Oh, and all names submitted after that post may go into the 2nd Semi Final, to decide the other 10 names, so keep 'em coming.

And if you give food-relpated ideas, than they will have a chance.

[Avalon_Beouvle07]

Legolas
Animus
Eternal Thunder
Sora
Sky of Thunder
Demi God
Aragorn
Sephiroth of Wildfire
Eternal Skies
Cloud
Procyon
Altair07


-I hope helped some. Sorry I took so long to say something.

[pixie_demon]

storm dragon
yep i like that one!

:tongue: its been stuck in my head for days now! :tongue:

had to postit

i will pm u my votes jack! :love:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Legolas63
And if you give food-relpated ideas, than they will have a chance.
Crack is a food.

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Crack is a food.
Yeah, the food of track stars.

[Jack]

Spiff told me to do this, check it with him.

Group One
Gryphon= 3
Snookums=1

Group Two
Mundane Hamburger 3
Magic Beany Baby 1


Group Three
Pikachu's Pimp 3
Pitied Before 1

Group Four
EOFF's #1 Bicyclist 3
Donkey Avenger 1

Group Five
Jack 3
Tim 1

Group Six
Ragnarpk 3
I Am One 1

Group Seven
Scorched Earth 3
Crawling Eagle 1


Group Eight
Orange Eater 1
Cellphone Tree 3


Group Nine
CRACKBABY 3
Tootsie King 1

Group Ten
Murdered Youth 1
Crackers The Cat 3

That is all. My votes...hell I'll do that another day

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

You didn't need to make it public, dum dum.
Oh well. Go Crackbaby.

[Flying Mullet]

Wow, that's so spiffi-riff-irus. :thumb:

[The Man]

I Am One is a Smashing Pumpkins song. Therefore, it wins.