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Flying Mullet
03-08-2004, 07:59 PM
If you were to construct your ultimate potty, what would it look like? Would it have a fridge and tv in arms reach of the toilet? Perhaps a tv built into the wall and a water proof wireless controller for playing video games while soaking in the tub?

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 08:12 PM
I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.

Reason
03-08-2004, 08:35 PM
A fridge would be a must. I also support the idea of it being built around the computer chair. <3 the computer.

I don't play video games too often, but there should be a device that kept books and stuff dry when I soaked in the tub.

Enoki
03-08-2004, 08:37 PM
it would be my room only with a toliet and a shower thrown in. and a mini fridge i guess.

Marcus
03-08-2004, 08:56 PM
Two words.

Mini bar.

Ultimate_Sandwich
03-08-2004, 08:57 PM
I was just drawn by the word "ultimate". What a dumb thread. My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??

Flying Mullet
03-08-2004, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
What a dumb thread.
Your momma's dumb!

Ultimate_Sandwich
03-08-2004, 09:03 PM
Oh, now it's on bitch! Your whole family is the dumb one!

Flying Mullet
03-08-2004, 09:04 PM
Oh yeah? Well your dad's friend's uncle's cousin's sister's niece's plumber is dumb!

And this thread makes the world go 'round. :rock:

Ultimate_Sandwich
03-08-2004, 09:06 PM
it could never go 'round as much as your momma.

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 09:07 PM
Its also gotta have jetpacks on it so I can fly around the whole world.

Kirobaito
03-08-2004, 09:07 PM
I fridge that is a recliner. It would have a TV, a PS2, a computer, and a refrigerator all in the chairs. It would be most ultimate/

Flying Mullet
03-08-2004, 09:07 PM
Well my ultimate bathroom would have your momma serving drinks!

And I'm throwing in the towel after this reply. *walks away*

Ultimate_Sandwich
03-08-2004, 09:14 PM
*sulks*

bennator
03-08-2004, 09:30 PM
As long as it's soundproofed, I don't care.

Peegee
03-08-2004, 09:50 PM
It would have plumbing, a seat, water system, candles all around (fire "absorbs" the nasty fumes from your poo), a magazine rack, and some pie

Yes pie

Marcus
03-08-2004, 09:50 PM
What kind of pie?

m4tt
03-08-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Joel
I would build it around my computer chair, and it would have wheels so I can go around my house, and it would have a little fridge for drinks too.

You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.

Shlup
03-08-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by bennator
As long as it's soundproofed, I don't care. *high five*

Linus
03-08-2004, 10:48 PM
Soundproof and odor-absorbant. Also, it must have a homing device so I can pee from all the way across the room and have it land in the toilet every time. I'd just have to be careful to not get in the way.

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Gau
You'll never get a girl in your room with that kind of chair.

Oh, we'll see about that my blue headed friend!

Fuzakeru
03-09-2004, 01:20 AM
Joel + Toilet-o-matic = . . . not a turn on. X_x

Logan
03-09-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
My ultimate bathroom would have a shower, a sink, some damn medicine or something, and a place to crap and pee. Why the hell would I want to do anything else in the bathroom, dammit??

Just a normal bathroom to do normal bathroom stuff, plz.

escobert
03-09-2004, 01:48 AM
A computer built in, fridge, TV, all that good stuff. so I could sit there all the time.

Fuzakeru
03-09-2004, 01:55 AM
If you never got up then wouldn't you end up becoming some engrossed fat man sitting on the crap-pot all day? . . . I don't think chicks will dig that at all. X_x

Meow
03-09-2004, 05:20 AM
i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool. Besides, i'm very mechanical about the bathroom - get in, get out, get back to the real world. No reason to dawdle about with shower televisions or procelain throne accoutrements.

So long as i have a functional bathroom with a shower, toilet, and sink, i'm pretty okay.

Agent Proto
03-09-2004, 05:29 AM
If it had a tv, video games, vcr, dvd player, cd-player, computer, fridge. Hell, I wouldn't LEAVE the john.

Flying Mullet
03-09-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
i'm not much of an obsessive sanitation freak, but stored food in and about the bathroom just sounds a little uncool.
I'm in agreement with you, but for some people chowing down on a sandwich and washing it down with a soda while watching tv, all while they do number 2, is a dream come true

Rainecloud
03-09-2004, 06:02 PM
That's just sick...

Psychotic
03-09-2004, 07:02 PM
France. 'Nuff sed.

Mikztsu
03-09-2004, 07:04 PM
"The Ultimate John" sounds like a womens toy for me. >_*

Marcus
03-09-2004, 07:08 PM
What? You mean like a Barbie doll?

*acts innocent and ignorant*

Mikztsu
03-09-2004, 07:15 PM
I meant a pony. :) A very little ultimate pony called John.

Marcus
03-09-2004, 07:31 PM
Hm. I doubt women would find that fun to play with....

*thinks*

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Chaos
03-09-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Psychotic
France. 'Nuff sed.

*hails*

Mine would be able to fly, and it should be heated for those cold winter mornings.

Chaos

Flying Mullet
03-09-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Chaos
Mine would be able to fly
Dare we ask where the "output" goes when you're flying?

Dr Unne
03-10-2004, 07:09 AM
Roman style for me. A public, communal trough, and a reuseable sponge on a stick to wipe yourself with afterwards.