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Linus
03-08-2004, 10:43 PM
It was at dictionary.com the whole time!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=life

Also, here are some synonyms for life!

http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=life

So yeah, I never got the big deal about trying to discover the meaning of life.

Shlup
03-08-2004, 10:44 PM
I like this one best: The interval of time between birth and death.

Yup. Sounds right to me.

Spuuky
03-08-2004, 10:46 PM
<i>Slang.</i> A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 10:48 PM
Oh so the word gullible is in the dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=gullible

Linus
03-08-2004, 10:48 PM
Ok, Spuuky and Shlup win, but Joel loses terribly.

As usual.

Yamaneko
03-08-2004, 10:50 PM
They have lifetime warranties lasting five years. I plan on living longer.

Linus
03-08-2004, 10:50 PM
Those warranties are for the lifetime of the product, YOU SILLY GOOSE.

>=O

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 10:51 PM
Easily deceived or duped. Beleives in all one hears, you!

Spuuky
03-08-2004, 10:52 PM
So you were copying a definition and STILL spelled "believes" wrong?

Linus
03-08-2004, 10:53 PM
He added that part in all by himself!

Erdrick Holmes
03-08-2004, 10:53 PM
Jokes on you Spuukmiester, I added some of that :p.

Spuuky
03-08-2004, 10:55 PM
Oh, wow. The joke is on me. Damn.

...

Linus
03-08-2004, 10:59 PM
He's a crafty one!

Anyway, to get back on topic, I like the following definition the best: <i>the state of being alive.</i>

Shoeberto
03-08-2004, 11:00 PM
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42

Spuuky
03-08-2004, 11:01 PM
Oomph, sparkle, pilgrimage, animateness, memoir, big picture, get-up-and-go.

Linus
03-08-2004, 11:04 PM
Sparkle! How delightful.

"After the man was shot several times in the chest and groin, he said goodbye to his once mundane <s>life</s> <i>sparkle.</i>"

Yamaneko
03-08-2004, 11:07 PM
I'm guessing whoever shot him didn't want to take the chance of him being the father of someone's kids.

Xander
03-08-2004, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Hsu
42

Damn, you got there before me ^_^

Linus
03-08-2004, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Yamaneko
I'm guessing whoever shot him didn't want to take the chance of him being the father of someone's kids.

Macbeth was the gunman.

SCORE ONE FOR SHAKESPEARE, BOOYAH!

Marcus
03-08-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Xander
Damn, you got there before me ^_^

Me too... =( Anyday is a good day for a Hitchikers reference =D

Rye
03-08-2004, 11:34 PM
Thats great. Who knew all life's mysteries were found in the dictionary, along with the definition of Babelicious.

Peegee
03-09-2004, 12:05 AM
Sementic battles are for the ignorant

Fuzakeru
03-09-2004, 01:59 AM
Meaning of life = cookie dough ice cream

Logan
03-09-2004, 02:39 AM
oomph is the best so far.
and i never liked eating life for breakfast =(

fire_of_avalon
03-09-2004, 02:57 AM
42 -- Hsu

I don't understand what that means, but my boyfriend is obssessed with it and thinks the fact that I don't understand is hilarious. He won't tell me where it's from...he is mean D:

Linus
03-09-2004, 03:02 AM
Here's a hint: It's from a book.

Spuuky
03-09-2004, 04:46 AM
Here's a more blatant hint: It's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. They are almost certainly the most predictable books ever written.

Meat Puppet
03-09-2004, 04:54 AM
The meaning of life is so that when you die your soul is fed to god, thus giving god more life. The longer you live, the tastier your soul is.

eestlinc
03-09-2004, 05:09 AM
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Service is better.

and this thread made me laugh thanks to Joel and Spuuky. And Linus who made the thread.

Zell's Fists of Fury
03-09-2004, 06:20 AM
It's been done.

Doomgaze
03-09-2004, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Joel
Oh so the word gullible is in the dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=gullible

"ISN'T." God, you people...

Nait
03-09-2004, 07:36 AM
The meaning and reason of life is of course <i>sex</i>. Or cloning, or mitosis.

o_O
03-09-2004, 07:47 AM
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com">Urbandictionary.com</a> > <a href="http://www.dictionary.com">Dictionary.com</a> :p

<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=life&f=1">The meaning of life</a>

<b>life</b>

Something I like to do in my spare time.

<b>life</b>

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

Mikztsu
03-09-2004, 01:39 PM
Multiplying, sillies. However you want to interpret that.

*multiplies self in 20 little Mikaels and Mikaelas*

Nait
03-09-2004, 04:37 PM
"They're <i>multiplying!"


Remember kids. Monsters multiply - humans reproduce.

Seifer
03-09-2004, 11:02 PM
Good movie.