View Full Version : There's a boob on my head. D=!
Loony BoB
03-14-2004, 12:26 AM
I was on the phone with Stef just now, and were talking about breast cancer and then baldness. And then I mentioned having going bald to find yiou have a nipple on your head - and it's part of a head-breast - and it has cancer! But yeah, skipping the cancer part, because I suppose we should be a bit serious about this - what would you do if you had a breast on your head? Would you wear a hat? Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?
Levian
03-14-2004, 12:32 AM
Yeah, it sounds so much more serious without the cancer part :)
Anyway, yeah I guess I would try to cover it up with some large hair(Use Mel Gibson in Braveheart as a reference.)
This thread is <i>interesting</i> :)
I would probably have it amputated and wear a wig.
I'm not the sort of person who likes to attract attention. :(
There was that guy in Little Nicky who had two boobs on his head. That wouldn't be so bad...
I'd get it transplanted and give it to a celebrity that wants implants :P
Logan
03-14-2004, 01:01 AM
Have happy plastic surgery and make it go byebye!
Loony BoB
03-14-2004, 01:02 AM
PLEASE ANSWER THE SPECIFIC QUESTIONS. >=O
No transplants! Hats and hair!
Thunday Man
03-14-2004, 01:11 AM
what would you do if you had a breast on your head? Would you wear a hat? Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?
I would wear a bra on my head
No
Bald
Logan
03-14-2004, 01:12 AM
HAT then, you mean booby-headed-man. >=(
and bald.
Linus
03-14-2004, 01:14 AM
I would name it Freya.
I'd wear a one-boob bra on it, and put a hat over it.
Enoki
03-14-2004, 01:37 AM
I'd go bald and wear a hat. Then go flash people at spring break.:D
Psychotic
03-14-2004, 02:01 AM
Hat!
Just cus hats rock :D
Belethdolien
03-14-2004, 02:12 AM
i would cut it off with a butterknife...
Xander
03-14-2004, 02:34 AM
This thread made me laugh xD
I think..I'd wear a hat..but if it was a big breast that might look kinda weird o__O
Montoya
03-14-2004, 03:10 AM
This topic disturbs me.:( . But to answer the question I would wear a wig and a hat.
DocFrance
03-14-2004, 03:30 AM
I declare this to be the worst thread made by Loony BoB ever.
bennator
03-14-2004, 03:47 AM
What would you do if you had a breast on your head?
-Panic, scream, and create a general state of pandemonium
Would you wear a hat?
-More likely than not
Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?
I would probably keep it shaved, goes better with the hat.
See, I answered the specific questions.
PeTeRL90
03-14-2004, 03:48 AM
A boob on my head?
I'd keep it. Free milk.
Zell's Fists of Fury
03-14-2004, 05:05 AM
YOU ARE A SICK MAN, BEETLEJUICE. SICK MAN.
Leeza
03-15-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by DocFrance
I declare this to be the worst thread made by Loony BoB ever.
:)
Big D
03-15-2004, 03:37 AM
:hat:
I'd cry and try to kill myself for having a boob on my head. Boob on head = bad!
Fat Hobbit
03-15-2004, 05:37 AM
I would seduce people. http://forums.ffinfinate.net/images/smilies/naughty.gif
Rainecloud
03-15-2004, 08:15 AM
I would inject myself with hormones so that this freakish breast would begin to produce milk. I would then set up a small, home-based company and sell the delicious head boob milk for pleasantly large and wonderful profits. In order to explain the unusual presence of the breast, I would simply say that I was a distant relation to the elephant man, because everybody knows him.
On a side note, I'd just like to say that this is the best thread we've had at EoFF this year.
On a side note, I'd just like to say that this is the best thread we've had at EoFF this year.
Yeah, or at least the funniest. :laugh:
Mikztsu
03-15-2004, 01:43 PM
What would you do if you had a breast on your head?
I'd probably pinch myself. *_*
Would you wear a hat?
Yeah. >_<
Would you let hair grow on it, or would you WANT it to be bald?
It might be a good idea to grow SO MUCH hair ( afro) that no one would even notice the boob ( assuming there's no way to have it removed).
Pretty weird topic there, BoB. *-*
Rainecloud
03-15-2004, 03:14 PM
On second thought, I'd probably sit down and invent some sort of 'head-bra'.
It might come in handy for me and others who happened to be suffering from the same disease.
Flying Mullet
03-15-2004, 03:37 PM
I'd never cover it up with a hat or hair. Then I'd go to the bar and let people pay $10 to touch it.
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