Calliope
03-15-2004, 01:44 AM
To make a long story short:
Kenickyotto: So, I'm all dressed and ready to go to school, and I see...THE SPIDER! and I'm all panicking and stuff but I figure I should deal with it cos I thought it was gone and it was only LURKING and so I opened the window to let it out and got my hockey stick and it FELL ON MY BED and I screamed and ran to get the fly spray and it walked around being spidery and then it started climbing and I tried to get it again and it fell again and I screamed again and sprayed fly spray everywhere and it was all spidery and NOT GOING AWAY OR DYING so I used more hockey stick waving and fly spray spraying and panicking and then I think it died. But my bus had gone by then cos this took about twenty minutes. =/. and I only had one class today so I decided to calm down by having a domestic so I got out the iron and turned it on and stuff and I KNOCKED IT OVER because I thought a piece of lint was another spider and then IT MELDED THE CARPET TOGETHER so now there is a large iron print in the middle of the carpet which I covered up with another piece of spare carpet but now my mum is going to kill me so I ran away from home.
WHAT DO I DO?
I thought about ironing the ENTIRE carpet so that people would say "oh my, that carpet looks rather peculiar!" instead of "hey, why is there an iron shaped carpet melding crop circle in your carpet?", but ASJKL;FASDJKL;FASDJKL;SDFJKL;SDFA
Kenickyotto: So, I'm all dressed and ready to go to school, and I see...THE SPIDER! and I'm all panicking and stuff but I figure I should deal with it cos I thought it was gone and it was only LURKING and so I opened the window to let it out and got my hockey stick and it FELL ON MY BED and I screamed and ran to get the fly spray and it walked around being spidery and then it started climbing and I tried to get it again and it fell again and I screamed again and sprayed fly spray everywhere and it was all spidery and NOT GOING AWAY OR DYING so I used more hockey stick waving and fly spray spraying and panicking and then I think it died. But my bus had gone by then cos this took about twenty minutes. =/. and I only had one class today so I decided to calm down by having a domestic so I got out the iron and turned it on and stuff and I KNOCKED IT OVER because I thought a piece of lint was another spider and then IT MELDED THE CARPET TOGETHER so now there is a large iron print in the middle of the carpet which I covered up with another piece of spare carpet but now my mum is going to kill me so I ran away from home.
WHAT DO I DO?
I thought about ironing the ENTIRE carpet so that people would say "oh my, that carpet looks rather peculiar!" instead of "hey, why is there an iron shaped carpet melding crop circle in your carpet?", but ASJKL;FASDJKL;FASDJKL;SDFJKL;SDFA