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Lamia
03-18-2004, 05:11 PM
I remember being a kid, and having a lunchable...
and I always ate TWO crackers with one piece of meat, and one piece of cheese... to make "sandwiches"..
and I would always ran out of crackers and would wonder why there was so much meet and chese left! Until of course I eventualyl figured out that you're only supposed to eat 1 cracker with each piece of meat and cheese! But hey... I stil think Lunchables should put double amounts of crackers in there! Pfft..one cracker per sandwich! that isnt a sandwich!

Rainecloud
03-18-2004, 05:35 PM
I remember opening a Lunchable, only to discover that the ham had completely gone off. The smell was unbearable, and the ham itself had turned a stale brown colour. Plus, I had no other lunch, so I had to eat the crackers and cheese alone.

And for that very reason, I hate Lunchables.

Del Murder
03-18-2004, 05:51 PM
If anything they needed more cheese. And pudding.

Shoyku
03-18-2004, 05:57 PM
When I was little and ate Lunchables, I would make something called a "Big Momma" in which I'd use up all the meat, cheese, and crackers and combine it into one super mini-sandwich. I could barely fit it into my mouth. :D

Lamia
03-18-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Shoyku
When I was little and ate Lunchables, I would make something called a "Big Momma" in which I'd use up all the meat, cheese, and crackers and combine it into one super mini-sandwich. I could barely fit it into my mouth. :D

Haha yeah, I did that too. Cept I didn't call it a "Big Momma" ... :P I also would mash the meat and cheese together and spread them on the crackers oO;

Reason
03-18-2004, 07:04 PM
I'm waiting for Mik to come along and ask what Lunchables are.

Actually... I don't even know what this is.

Psychotic
03-18-2004, 07:35 PM
*shrugs* They needed more monkeys in them.

Yamaneko
03-18-2004, 07:42 PM
I was like the kid in the commercial where he'd have a brown paper bag with a smashed PB&J sandwich and I would curse at the sky. Damn you mom, why can't you buy me Lunchables like a normal family? And then I would get a cookie for $0.25 and be happy.

Flying Mullet
03-18-2004, 07:46 PM
Lunchables need beer.

crono_logical
03-18-2004, 09:06 PM
I don't know what lunchables are, but mixing meat and cheese? Some people are insane :p

Erdrick Holmes
03-18-2004, 09:16 PM
Lunchables suck, they need to make more food in those things.

Heath
03-18-2004, 09:17 PM
Never seen those? They're advertised quite often, Guu.

m4tt
03-19-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Guu
I don't know what lunchables are, but mixing meat and cheese? Some people are insane :p

Mixing meat and cheese is weird? Don't you ever eat deli sammiches?

Agent Proto
03-19-2004, 02:09 AM
Lunchables are good. They have mini hamburgers, hotdogs, and pizza!!! :D

Lamia
03-19-2004, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Lunchables are good. They have mini hamburgers, hotdogs, and pizza!!! :D

and tacos, corndogs, ...and even *gasp* Breakfast lunchables containing FRENCH TOAST STICKS...
and now desert lunachles..

yeah, lunachles have gotten creative over the years.
But when I was a kid it was a choice if pizza or "sandwiches".

omnitarian
03-19-2004, 05:39 PM
Crackers? We have bigger fish to fry.

Namely, the fact that the cheeses always get stuck, and crumble apart when you try to peel them apart. Darn those cheeses!

Shlup
03-20-2004, 07:13 AM
My mom wouldn't buy me Lunchables. They're for foo-foo rich kids!

Sephex
03-20-2004, 07:14 AM
My mom bought me those for awhile. Then I threw it up, and she stopped buying them for me.

Doomgaze
03-20-2004, 07:17 AM
I find them revolting now. Just go get some Ritz crackers and some lunchmeat and cheese. Or better yet, peanut butter and jelly on ritz crackers. Food of the gods, it is.

Ultimate_Sandwich
03-20-2004, 07:55 AM
yea, lunchables are disgusting. But when I steal them from my little cousins, I just double the meat and cheese in each sandwich and presto! Problem solved. But I much prefer my sandwiches to be ultimate.

Mr_Bojangless
03-20-2004, 11:20 PM
Lunchables need more meat. I'd use two crackers and just stack like 3 slices of meat on them, that way I didn't run out of crackers, but i'd only get like, what, 3 "sandwiches"?

bennator
03-21-2004, 03:51 AM
My mom wouldn't buy me Lunchables. They're for foo-foo rich kids!

As it was for me... for the better part of 3 years, actually, my lunches consisted soley of dry cheerios.