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Sugpo
04-01-2004, 07:35 AM
And I completely blame my parents for being held back at work on the only day I leave my keys on the computer desk. Nice job you pricks. :cry: I also wrecked our front door by attempting to pick the lock with a bobby pin and failing over twenty times, eventually snapping the thing off inside.

Anyway the point of this thread is can anyone here pick locks? (That is a lie, welcome me back to EoFF ya bums >=0!!)

Rostum
04-01-2004, 07:37 AM
Your parents are pricks because you left your keys on your desk? Umm... okay.

repo man
04-01-2004, 07:43 AM
Whoa. They unbanned you? Good job.
I can't pick locks but I can pick windows... had to "break" in my bedroom window heaps when I got locked out. Pretty easy if you know how.

HOOTERS
04-01-2004, 07:49 AM
Welcome back repo man.

HOORJ
04-01-2004, 07:53 AM
SO ALONE AND SO IGNORED I AM.

Thought "welcome back" stuff was all banned?

eestlinc
04-01-2004, 07:58 AM
<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42904&highlight=pick+lock>didn't Joel already make a thread about picking locks?</a>

Election Booth
04-01-2004, 08:03 AM
i see the Banned Party finally got mobilized.

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-01-2004, 08:09 AM
HAHAHA NICE TRY

Calliope
04-01-2004, 08:21 AM
I was sad cos I didn't think of anything to celebrate the New Year.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
04-01-2004, 12:13 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I AM FREE ONCE AGAIN!

...no, wait...

Shadow
04-01-2004, 12:14 PM
i cant express my own opinion and have no voice. Sounds a little bit like WWII to me

Jacques
04-01-2004, 12:20 PM
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Jacques
04-01-2004, 12:23 PM
wtf...

Erdrick Holmes
04-01-2004, 01:12 PM
Hahahahah, scripting didn't work.

Spuuky
04-01-2004, 02:51 PM
HOORJ is the superior banned member.

Penguins Attack!
04-01-2004, 03:12 PM
I have a feeling Kishi is somehow behind all of this.

Flying Mullet
04-01-2004, 03:13 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay12.jpg

Spuuky
04-01-2004, 03:15 PM
Why isn't Mr. Mimic's name Gogo?

Yamaneko
04-01-2004, 03:55 PM
He hasn't thought of it yet. Welcome back guys. :)

Sephex
04-01-2004, 04:05 PM
This reminds me of when I had to get insdie my house. I had nothing to pick the lock open, so I had to go through my window which was open. Problem was, my room is upstairs and my window is right next to a REALLY steep paart of the roof.

So what I did was I got a ladder, unhinged the window, and pulled myself through the window opening using the window pane itself.

The End.

Citizen Bleys
04-01-2004, 05:27 PM
You all suck :(

Faris_the_guy
04-01-2004, 05:30 PM
:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: this is not fair :mad2:

Psychotic
04-01-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Faris_the_guy
:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: this is not fair :mad2:

Nice sig, "Justin".

Hey, unban FTG's alter ego Justin Credible if you didn't already :D

Sephex
04-01-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Psychotic
Nice sig, "Justin".


Thanks.

Psychotic
04-01-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Sephex
Thanks.

Welcome, even though I meant FTG, but yours is still gratifying too, although in what ways are yet to be seen.

Sephex
04-01-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Psychotic
Welcome, even though I meant FTG, but yours is still gratifying too, although in what ways are yet to be seen.

I know, I am just being silly. I guess that's my crappy April Fools prank. :cry:

m4tt
04-01-2004, 08:15 PM
Lame.

bennator
04-01-2004, 08:40 PM
...I was banned once, but it didn't keep me from posting!

Flying Mullet
04-01-2004, 08:41 PM
Wait a minute, that was bennator0 that was banned. And now you're posting as bennator? I smell conspiracy! :p

Shlup
04-01-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Omecle
Your parents are pricks because you left your keys on your desk? Umm... okay. That was my first thought too. xD

Now chill out, guys. :aimmad:

EDIT: Oh yeah, and my mum gave a copy of our key to the neighbor so I don't need to try and pick the lock.

The Man
04-01-2004, 09:38 PM
I really wish this was for real. :( Sugpo and HOORJ and repo man and... wait, they were the only worthwhile members of the bunch. But I still miss them. :(

Sugpo
04-01-2004, 09:39 PM
You think this is a staffer hijacking my account? Hahaha, PEONS

Shlup
04-01-2004, 09:42 PM
O noe! He is escaped!

The Man
04-01-2004, 09:45 PM
I just thought of something. Can Other be unbanned?

Flying Mullet
04-01-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by The Man
I just thought of something. Can Other be unbanned?
Has been all day: http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=4943

The Man
04-01-2004, 09:48 PM
Haha, and I didn't even know. To think.

Edit: Crap, I can't log in. Somebody must've changed the password. Someone change it to "Other" please.

Other
04-01-2004, 10:06 PM
Ok. http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/valiwink.gif

Lord Xehanort
04-01-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Faris_the_guy
:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: this is not fair :mad2:


Oh Gawd! He's back!? I'm almost ashamed to be a BAoTW.

The Man
04-01-2004, 10:15 PM
Other, here is a new avatar for you!

Other
04-01-2004, 10:19 PM
Thanks! Big Joe never had a chance with the other guys. :cool:

The Man
04-01-2004, 10:20 PM
Of course he didn't! http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/valiwink.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/valiwink.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/valiwink.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/valiwink.gif

m4tt
04-01-2004, 11:22 PM
Must be fun talking to yourself.

RSL
04-01-2004, 11:45 PM
hillarious.

Shlup
04-02-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by RSL
hillarious. Or perhaps sad. I'm not sure which.

Other
04-02-2004, 12:53 AM
It's Other. :D

Yamaneko
04-02-2004, 01:26 AM
Where? Oh... haha. :cool:

Dreadlock
04-02-2004, 01:57 AM
Note to self:Picing the lock is hard when the door is open.

bennator
04-02-2004, 02:10 AM
so, where's stuffed regis?

The Man
04-03-2004, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by Gau
Must be fun talking to yourself. I'll have you know, that was Proto posting as Other. I never got to log into the account. >:O

Advent Child
04-03-2004, 04:51 AM
Welcome back, sugpo :)

eestlinc
04-03-2004, 05:14 AM
repo man should not be banned

Shlup
04-03-2004, 05:20 AM
YOUR FACE should not be banned. But it is. 'Cause of rice.

Meat Puppet
04-03-2004, 05:24 AM
I usually find a window left open and climb through, it suvved me getting angry at my parents and/or wrecking the lock in the door.

btw
Edward Scissorhands can pick locks.

Baloki
04-04-2004, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
That was my first thought too. xD

Now chill out, guys. :aimmad:

EDIT: Oh yeah, and my mum gave a copy of our key to the neighbor so I don't need to try and pick the lock.

Your so gonna get robbed if they do...

The Man
04-08-2004, 03:03 AM
repo man should not be banned i agree

Kami
04-08-2004, 03:11 AM
I miss HOORJ. :(

Mindflare
04-08-2004, 03:17 AM
Ooh, the undead have emerged. Scary stuff.