Bye.

[Linus]

I'm done getting ready for school. Here's a copy of the note I wrote. I'm going to drive to school, go to class, get reeeally tired, and put this note on my desk and dream my dreams until either I wake up on my own, or someone hits me with something. If it doesn't work, and they don't give me detention, I'm doing it again next week.

"Dear Whoever finds this,

Hi. My name is Josh Sutherland. I live at <<z>my address> and my phone number is <<z>phone number>. I'd appreciate it if you called my family and let them know what's happened to me. On my bed there is approximately $290. Give this to my sister, please. She deserves it for being such a good sister. Everything else in my room, clothes, etc. can go to good will, and give whatever my friends want to them. They weren't so bad to me, really. Tell my parents I loved them, and to take care of my cats. Depending on my condition when you find me, I'd like to have an open-casket funeral. Later on, you can cremate me into one of those reef things. I'd love to be useful for something. Also, next to my keyboard in my room, I've left a list of AOL Instant Messenger screen names. Please tell these people what's happened to me. Also on the list are some internet addresses I want you to visit, and maybe let them know what has happened. Anyways, it was a good 17 years and 10 months, I guess, but not good enough for me.

Farewell,
Joshua James Sutherland"

Also, I'd like to leave some thank-yous to EoFF members.

Thanks bossker.
Thanks Squeegee.
Thanks NeX.
Thanks Chickencha.
Thanks Bleys.
Thanks BoB.
Thanks Roogle.
Thanks Spiff.
Thanks Nicolas.
Thanks Master Vivi.
Thanks Mik.
Thanks Sean.
Thanks Britt.
Thanks Joaquin.
Thanks Sita.
Thanks Jewels.
Thanks Kelly.
Thanks Scottie.
Thanks Rainecloud.
Thanks Princess Usa.
Thanks Proto.
Thanks Wyllius.
Thanks Majken.
Thanks Aaron.
Thanks God.
Thanks Nait.
Thanks Kildarre.
Thanks CloudDragon.
Thanks Spat.
Thanks Alixsar.
Thanks Ally.
Thanks BOU.
Thanks Undying Angel.
Thanks Stu.
Thanks Zipster.
Thanks Raistlin.
Thanks Hootenanny.
Thanks Rye.
Thanks Psychotic.
Thanks Kane.
Thanks to anyone and everyone I've ever had the joy of meeting and talking to in my short, miserable life. I love all of you a lot.

Bye.

[Psychotic]

*sniff* There goes a fine EoFFer if ever there was one

[Citizen Bleys]

What, again?

[Bahamut2000X]

It's been done. :p

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Bahamut2000X
It's been done. :p

Nah, this is totally new and original. But *sniff* I hope he comes back to us, I don't know if I could take it if he didn't... :(

[Misfit]

YAY! *lights bonfire*

[Bahamut2000X]

Nah someone else did it a year ago. Now who was it? ;)

[Psychotic]

Someone KILLED themself a year ago! They didn't do anything like THIS! I mean, going to school? He's just abandoned us... :(

[Bahamut2000X]

Ah, me dumb then. It's all new. I thought it was the same exact thing as last year. Guess I was horribly horribly wrong.

[MecaKane]

LAST? >:O
Oh, **** you too. >:O>:O

[Phil]

Happy april fools :rolleyes2

[Erdrick Holmes]

Well if you're gonna say you're gonna do it then <b>DO IT</b> already.

[Mikztsu]

I somehow knew you're gonna do this again.

[fire_of_avalon]

This is a silly silly April Fools prank. You silly silly Linus you.

[Awrini]

Oh wow. I hope things go well Linus, I like the prank. Heh I hope nobody takes this too seriously.

[Logan]

Déjà vu?

[Nemesis the Warlock]

Make sure you don't play your part too convincingly. Some well-meaning people might cremate you and scatter your ashes before you can say "April Fool".

[Spuuky]

Send me a postcard from Hell.

[Penguins Attack!]

The government finally got to you, eh?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Haha you suck.

[Flying Mullet]

Hmmph, I wasn't on your list so I say good riddance. :aimmad:

[Sephex]

Again? Well, good luck with the prank then.

[PeTeRL90]

Old April Fools joke. =P

I tried pulling this last year at a board I go to.

[Loony BoB]

Wow, Linus really did fool some of you - or you fooled yourselves, or something. Kudos to Psy.

[Yamaneko]

i told u i was hardcore

[Erdrick Holmes]

Yeah, stay gone this time.

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Wow, Linus really did fool some of you - or you fooled yourselves, or something. Kudos to Psy.

Yup, I think the fact that he didn't say he was going to kill himself was the joke, and I pointed it out, and everyone ignored me.

It's cuz I'm crazy, innit?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Joel
Yeah, stay gone this time.
Haha last time you were all tearyeyed for josh and you were al l"omg i made fun of him now I feel bad."

Ah, good times.

[MecaKane]

I know if <b>I</b> was going to kill myself, it'd be because of Joel.
...:cry:

[Endless]

Ah, good times indeed.

[Peegee]

It was better last year when mods played around. Of course it led to the banning of one Aika, but whatever.

Yeah, so like, Linus is dead again? Can I have your pillow?

[Strider]

Send me a postcard from Hell.Baaaaahahaha

[bennator]

...if you keep doing this Linus, one of these times you really will turn up dead, you know, like the boy who cried wolf, or something.

[Stayin Dizzy]

I bought it when I first read his post, I thoght... "WTF! Why is this kid gonna kill himself."

..........I've been had

[Shoeberto]

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All this excitement and no Aika to witness it. Darn.

[Shlup]

Originally posted by Nemesis the Warlock
Make sure you don't play your part too convincingly. Some well-meaning people might cremate you and scatter your ashes before you can say "April Fool". xD

I call dibs on his 1-up shirt!

[Flying Mullet]

Well we've got Faris_the_guy, Sugpo and HOORJ, why isn't Aika here?

[eestlinc]

or Ferenan, PC Fascist, Kip Winger, etc. The list goes on and on...

[Shlup]

I couldn't get ahold of PC Fascist and, while I see Aika on Y!M regularly, I haven't seen her on for a couple of days. And I don't think Ferenan really cares enough to post again, though he's also unbanned. Dunno who Kip is though.

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by Hsu
All this excitement and no Aika to witness it. Darn.

My thoughts exactly. :lol:

[Bahamut2000X]

I call dibs on his 1-up shirt!

We're calling dips on things now? GREAT GHOSTS! Why wasn't I informed! Ok I get dips on his yellow star then *tries to steal yellow star* *fails*

[Flying Mullet]

I get dibs on his suicide prank next year.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Graves
My thoughts exactly. :lol: I could probably PM her at FG and tell her to show up.

[Mr. Graves]

Go for it, dude. xD

[The Man]

Just PMed her. xD

[Shoyku]

G'job.

[The Man]

She probably won't be on until really late though, like always. Bloody shame, she misses out on all the fun.

[Fuzakeru]

I'm a light-hearted person so I take no offensive to this prank and recognize the innocence in it and the humor but . . . damn. It's not cool at the same time.
. . . hell, I thought my friend was joking too until I didn't see her at school the next day, and sadly enough I never will be seeing her again cause . . . she wasn't joking.

[m4tt]

How interesting.

[Halan]

Why wasn't I mentioned? LINUS YOU COMMIE BASTARD!

[Linus]

I'm back from school, everyone!

PS - I never said I wasn't coming home. You all either didn't read my post, or are over-worried individuals. I only said that stuff about my funeral, because I like telling people random things! Now you all seem really silly.

[Yamaneko]

Welcome back threads are not allowed. *closes*

[Linus]

Lame.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Damn, you're back!

[Penguins Attack!]

Welcome back!

[Linus]

STOP MOCKING ME, YOU PUPPET!

[Erdrick Holmes]

You too? Damn!

[Tokki Wartooth]

You STILL didn't thank me, you bastard.

[Spuuky]

Where's my postcard?

[Calliope]

I feel special :D

[Linus]

Originally posted by Spuuky
Where's my postcard?

I've never been to Hell.

I never said I was going there, did I?

[Spuuky]

That doesn't change my wants and needs.

[Linus]

Ok.

[Penguins Attack!]

Too hot for my tastes.

[Thunday Man]

What gift store in hell did you get it from? HoT Carl's?

[Linus]

I got it from Hootenanny's Post Cards and Such store.

[Dreadlock]

Do you no how long it took to read that!I im going to be late for my apontment!:mad2: