WARNING.

[Linus]

Drinking V8 may temporarily transform you into an African-American, tapdancing male.

Drink at your own risk.

[Kirobaito]

And you know this how?

[Linus]

It's advertised as such, I just wanted to make it public, and spread awareness.

[Kirobaito]

Okay...so you weren't actually DRINKING that stuff?

[Linus]

Eww, no.

[Yamaneko]

Fruitopia. Brewed by hippies and distributed by a souless, multinational corporation.

[Kirobaito]

I once heard a rumor that stated the following. The people who created it...are hardly the brightest.

Snapple is brewed by a subsidiary of the Ku Klux Klan, as shown by the circle with a "K" on the bottle. You can also see a slave ship on the sticker.

[Mr. Graves]

Coke and Pepsi promote high blood pressure. I heard this was true, and that caffiene is the culprit.

[Shlup]

I buy V8 in bulk at Sam's Club... Its good stuff.

[Tokki Wartooth]

HAY LINUS YOU HAVE TO GET TO BED HUH!!!!!!!!!!

[Linus]

I said I had to go. Not that I had to go to <i>bed.</i>

Anyway, you're off-topic.

Shlup, do you turn into a tapdancer often?

[eestlinc]

aspartame causes lupus

[Tokki Wartooth]

I'm glad you lost a star.

[TheAbominatrix]

Originally posted by Linus
Shlup, do you turn into a tapdancer often?

She does. It's very frightening.

[Logan]

I've never turned into a tapdancing man. Wtf.

[Shlup]

*does the vitamin and mineral dance*

[Ichy]

V8's awesome, and I sure am not the dancing type... More like the fall down in a lame attempt to dance type ;)

[Sephex]

My grandma had V8 all the time when I was a kid. I think the stuff is terrible.

[Halan]

My mom drinks that stuff. She says its only good when its really cold. I'm guessing thats because if it gets cold enough, it freezes your tongue and you taste nothing.

I drink V8 Splash though. Its good stuff.

[eestlinc]

V8 is good with tabasco and vodka

[Doomgaze]

if by "drink v8" you mean "eat tomato soup" then yes, yes i do do that. i, however, do not change race, and my dance is more like that of Christoper Walken's.

[Peegee]

V8 is expensive :(

[Erdrick Holmes]

V8 sucks, no meat!

[m4tt]

Never drink V8 with your cereal. Bad idea. x_x

[Erdrick Holmes]

I see we have a Seinfeld fan with us.

[Misfit]

V8 looks like puke and they tell me to stay away from it... so I stay away from it. @_@

[Reason]

So... What is V8?

[Leeza]

Originally posted by eestlinc
V8 is good with tabasco and vodka
Yes...but plain is good too. I love V8. :)

[Peegee]

V8 is a delicious, tangy red drink that is made from "8" vegetables. I have no idea what the eight are, but I would imagine:

tomatoes, celery, um...I dunno what else!

[Leeza]

Tomatos, carrots, celery, beets, parsley, lettuce, watercress, spinach, salt and seasoning. :)

*drinks some*

[Reason]

EWW! What's wrong with you people??

Ok, I haven't tasted it. But I won't either. Eww eww eww!

[Flying Mullet]

V8 is awesome.

It's even better with some tobasco, vodka, a bit of celery and a lime. :cool:

[Sephex]

Originally posted by Reason
EWW! What's wrong with you people??

Ok, I haven't tasted it. But I won't either. Eww eww eww!

And don't ever taste it. My grandma tricked me into tasting it once. Well, I don't think she was trying to trick me, since she actually thinks it tastes good. She still laughed at me when I ran to the sink to spit the crap out though.

[Del Murder]

V8 Vanilla isn't too bad.

[Meat Puppet]

Sure, it's good with vegetables but would be better if it was carrot cake instead.

[Thunday Man]

Well I drank it once. It didnt make me want to tapdance, but I did turn black.

[Yamaneko]

Originally posted by Del Murder
V8 Vanilla isn't too bad.
How about V8 One? Only one calorie.

[Calliope]

Mmm...three servings of eight kinds of vegetables...

I'll get some on wednesday.

OH MY GOSH I JUST REALISED THE HOUSE I'M MOVING INTO IS MICROWAVELESS WOE IS ME!

[Meat Puppet]

Microwaves suck.

[Andex]

I saw that commercial lmao. I was like wtf... My favorite commercials are the 7up ones though. They surpass Mt. Dew and Pepsi ones.

[Doomgaze]

V8 VANILLA SUCKS.


Vanilla Cambell's is MUCH better.

[DMKA]

Never drank it cause I've always heard it was nasty crap.

[Kami]

OMG.... I <3 V8.

[Meat Puppet]

It's good to see the people of today are drinking something healthy for once.

Unless it's got cocaine hidden inside it, explaining the dancing and addictivity. o_O
Like that hasn't been done before.

[escobert]

You mean like Red BAlls "cocaine in a can"

[Meat Puppet]

I was talking about Coke :'(

[escobert]

I know.

[Meat Puppet]

You're mean~

[Baloki]

*Advert begins to play in an anime stylie*

Tori Avalon: V8, its got 8 types of veg, is mega healthy and isn't tomato soup, what else could you want. *Tori gives a cheesy smile*

*The next bit is said by an anomomus annoucer really, really fast*

Announcer: V8 should not be substituted for a real diet, and should not be drunk by anyone who doesn't like tomatoes. It may contain; nuts; soya beens; rabbit ears; pokemon; small metal objects; recycled vegitables; oclahoma or any type of jogging bottems. You should not ride this ride if you are aged over 50, suffer from heart problems or are, or wish to be pregnent. This product is made out of 100% recycled vegatbles and provides no nutritional goodness, is not sold in the UK and would not be allowed to be imported as it is classed as a hazidus material.