Hooterers's favourite things

[HOOTERS]

Ok, imagine you are a black, female, day-time talk-show host who launched Dr. Phil's career and every oh let's say a year or so around Christmas you have this special episode where you give away all this free stufb which are you're fave things. What stuff would you give away?

Mine would be:

-slab of vb
-Seinfeld dvd (ooh that rhymed)
- Patrick t-shirt
- "jump around" single
- Happy Gilmore
- blue carpet
- howler monkey
- sex

ok now u go.

[escobert]

a shoe

[Erdrick Holmes]

Street Fighter games
Swords
Guns
Magic the Gathering cards
Pimp hats
and HalfLife

[Dragonflame]

Nothing. I'm just a selfish greedy person who would hoard everything for myself, in the unlikely event that I ever got anything. I would tell people I had tried to send them free stuff, but that it had been lost in the mail.

[Heath]

My books, most likely. And letters, but they're far too precious and personal for me to give away.

I would give away Steph, but I don't think she'd like being sold into slave labour.

[Logan]

Puppies and hookers.

[Peegee]

I'd walk into the talk show studio and start shooting paintballs at everybody for no reason.

Stuff I like? Why would I give that away? Everybody gets coal.

[Del Murder]

I'd hand out those mobster hats people wore in the 30s.

[Citizen Bleys]

Already got one.

[crono_logical]

Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings? :p

[Thunday Man]

My body.

[Kirobaito]

I would give away books from my book club.

[Leeza]

Yes, Hoot, you really should give away your "Jump Around" single. :) Just make sure it doesn't fly my way or I would have to put it in the microwave. :smash:

I guess I would give away:
- shoes
- Stephen King and Dean Koontz collections
- MM CD's

[Meat Puppet]

Probabl some music cd which is cheap.

[Shlup]

Copies of your stuff or your actual belongings? :pJust things you like. Oprah does it every year. Gives everyone in the audience stuff like pajamas she likes and MP3 players and stuff.

I would give out:
-Game Boy Advance SPs
-Game Cubes
-GBA - GC Link Cables
-Animal Crossing, Mario Kart Double Dash, Harvest Moon for GBA and GC, Wario, Smash Bros
-Fleece bunny hats
-LCD monitors
-Boxes of strawberry Pocky
-Rice cookers

[Calliope]

Del: :love:
Citizen Mark: :mad2:
Bahamut: I read that as "books from my Fight Club" :D

I would give away RANDOM PLANE TICKETS.

[Kirobaito]

Cal: Ooo, and the people don't know where they're going until they get there. That would be fun.

[Calliope]

Damn straight it would!

"Hurray! I'm in...Masterton?!"

[Spuuky]

Only if I got to Auckland.

[TheAbominatrix]

Candy cigarettes and goats.

[Shoeberto]

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FLAMETHROWERS THAT SHOOT CHOCOLATE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

[Calliope]

Wouldn't the flames melt the chocolate?

[Shoeberto]

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Who said flames were involved? It's a flamethrower that shoots chocolate hundred dollar bills, not a flamethrower that shoots chocolate hundred dollar bills AND flames. Duh.

[Maxico]

Breakdancing monkey russian dolls made of chocolate so they split in half and smaller monkeys come out.

[Mikztsu]

I'd take a sword and slize Zorro signature ("Z") on their asses so that it'd leave a scar.

[Rainecloud]

What a unique topic.

I'd probably give away the following:
- Porcelain figurines.
- Free tickets for a later edition of the show.
- Novelty condoms.
- Fruit flavoured cigars.
- Oprah Winfrey masks.

In a nutshell - absolute junk.

[Stayin Dizzy]

post-its...ohhhh yeah

[Meat Puppet]

post-its with girls phone numbers on them... ohhhhh yeah

[Calliope]

Post-Its with Judge Judy's number on them.

[HOOTERS]

Judge Judy's face with post-is on it (preferably in a suffocating fashion)

[DMKA]

Napalm and strap-ons :freak: