favourite funny quotes

[Rusty]

Throughout the game, there must have been some funny stuff that the peoples of FFVIII said that you loved, so list your favourites here.

[TasteyPies]

Hmm not sure of the exact wording

Seifer: Hey Squall take a look up top
Squall: Sure whatever
Seifer: Good cause its MY order

only thing i can remember, ff8 wasnt realy comedic

[DocFrance]

Zell: We're here to liberate Balamb... and... uh... we're here to liberate Balamb!

[Takara]

"I dreamt I was a moron."

That quote from Squall still makes me giggle every time I go through that scene. :D

[Heath]

"Whatever" (repeat again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again *repeat to fade*)

[Polaris]

Squall - Flowers... the secret of SeeDs sre flowers! :rolleyes2

Man, couldn't he just said "None of your business!?"

Squall - Thank you for your explanation Mr All-Know- Zell "I think..." :mad:

Laguna - I must go and talk to her
Squall - Is this guy serious? :p

Squall talking about Laguna - This is guy thinks to much... :)

Doesn't Squall thinks to much too?

[Polaris]

The Galbadian soldiers at the 1st c.d., at the tower in the mision of the SeeDs, the G-Soldier say "No pay this month" and the "Should've stayed home..."

So sad, but at tjhe time so funny.

At the President Delling train the soldier ask "Not pay, no ring.. how I'm going to propose?"

PPPPOOOORRRRR!

[lonely]

my favourite quotes are
Squall: "Whatever" and "maybe" :D

[TasteyPies]

Zell: We're here to liberate Balamb... and... uh... we're here to liberate Balamb!

you mean..

Zell:Like were here to liberate Balamb ya know? er..um.. Were here to liberate Balamb!

cant believe i forgot that one its my fav

OH! and

Selphie: So we blow it to smitherines with a rocket launcher! (during the planning of the assasination of president Deling)

O yeah!

Laguna: Arghh my laggs cramping up!
Squall: This guys pathetic

And the missle base mission

Guard: What happened here?
Selphie: Um..we just got here!
Guard: No you didnt i just saw you leave!
Seplhie: Maybe you just immagined it...
Guard: Hmm...ok...i have alot of work to do can you go check it out for me?

I was cracking up that those choices actualy worked. Doesnt say much for the second greatest military on the planet.

[Black Haze]

I don't remember how it went, but it was at the SeeD graduation party where Quistis tells Squall she aint no teacher anymore:

Squall: Are you done?
Quistis: You don't have to talk, just listen.
Squall: Then go talk to a wall.

Anyone who knows it went excactly (and who can filter out my English errors in this post, I'm dutch) please correct me.

[zacks_clone]

"I dreamt I was a moron."

That quote from Squall still makes me giggle every time I go through that scene. :D

love that one!!!

and i also find :

"Squall,why did you go off on your own?!Is Zell that important to you?"while zell is hugging squalls leg.

[charli]

I'm new here *waves*
My fave quote(and i'm sorry if its not exactly the correct saying)is
Seifer-"Great,I'm stuck with Chicken-Wuss and a guy who's only just reached puberty"

oh and

Seifer-"What's up zell?....Swatting flies?"
lol...

-Charli

[Polaris]

Yeah that was really great and when Zell told that they were from Balamb Garden and it wasn't suppose to say it!!!

It was so stupid.......

When Laguna was getting closer to Julia and his leg cramp...
It was bad enough the image that he made, but it was really bad when her leg cramp up.....

[Freya Coral]

The leg cramp scene is a classic. :laugh:

(when Seifer learns he is the leader of Squall and Zell's team during the SeeD test)
Seifer: Great, I've got Chicken-Wuss and a guy who just entered puberty on my team.

Quistis: Good luck.
Seifer: I don't need luck, tell that to people who need it.

Squall: Whatever. (repeated throughout the game ad nauseam)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's been a while since I've played, so forgive me if the quotes aren't exactly right. ;)

[zacks_clone]

I'm new here *waves*
My fave quote(and i'm sorry if its not exactly the correct saying)is
Seifer-"Great,I'm stuck with Chicken-Wuss and a guy who's only just reached puberty"

oh and

Seifer-"What's up zell?....Swatting flies?"
lol...

-Charli
Oh,i love those two!Chicken wuss.hehehehe..

as Freya Coral said, the "Good luck Seifer" one was great :D

[Celes]

My favorite funny quote

Laguna: I feel a draft....on my butt

:mog:

[Cloudane]

(Paraphrased)

Rinoa: But he would've just said "I wasn't ordered to escape" and stayed in prison forever!

[Bahumat]

one of my favs is the bit when selphie first flies the Ragnarok. Classic.

[Strider]

Hey, Ward, don't say that. That's not cool. Saying stuff like that isn't cool. Just for that, I'm gonna give you the CUCHI-CUCHI TREATMENT! You want some more? Huh? You want it?!

[TasteyPies]

OMG just remembered this one.

Think this is correct

Squall:....I thought he was kidding
Rinoa: Ooooo a dirty magazine

[ShadyMilkman]

Kiros was the king of funny crap. Like this one....


Kiros: And so, our hero runs for dear life...

[Mossy]

At the begginning, when Zell does his somersault, and (I'm not sure, havn't played in aaaaaaages) Seifers really annoyed 'cos he's gotn Zell in his team. Someone says something about Zell being lively, and Squall says "He's not lively.....he's just loud"

[SpiritWolf]

My Favorite

Before the exam

Quistis: Good luck Seifer
Seifer: I don't need luck save it for a bad student who needs it Instructor.
Quistis: Okay then... good luck Seifer.

Love that quote

[sephxangel]

OMG just remembered this one.

Think this is correct

Squall:....I thought he was kidding
Rinoa: Ooooo a dirty magazine


:hahaha: I love that one!!!!

[Iceglow]

mossy it was squall and quistis talking before Seifer shows up...the quote follows:

quistis: Squall you are with Zell Dinhct.
Squall: that guy? cant it be changed?
Quisitis: sorry no it cant anyway whats wrong with Zell he's lively
Squall: Lively?... no he's just plain loud.

possibly not completely accurate but that was the situation as I remember it.

one of mine is Laguna ward and Kiros

Kiros: This is it we're lost arent we
Laguna: Ahh no were not lost we're patrolling
Ward: Were lost
Kiros: Laguna did you bring the right map?
Laguna: Of course I did
Ward: That's not on the map
Laguna: Umm Guys I brought the wrong map we're lost

the whole scene of them arguning about Laguna getting them lost again made me laugh a lot

[Singing_Wings]

Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

Squall: "Yes."

Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

Squall:"I'm serious."

Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."

[zacks_clone]

Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

Squall: "Yes."

Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

Squall:"I'm serious."

Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."


i dont remember that

[TasteyPies]

I do but i can't remember when, it was funny.

[Lehteb]

It was on Rinoa and Squall's "date" when he gives her a "tour" of the garden... :choc: i guess it was just after the garden got mobilized, so it might only happen if she doesnt go to the missile base... :choc: im not really sure :choc:

[Angel Wing]

Hmm... the funniest? Squall a really serious guy you know but...

Squall: Your... breath......

Soldier: What's that?

Squall: STINKS!!

[Iceglow]

moot point in the game if you send rinoa to the missile base you dont get her tour if you take Quistis with you you'll get a scene where she opens up squall a little. In the scene where he is lying there thinking she comes and asks him to go for a coffee and to talk. I cant remember what happens if both Rinoa and Quistis go with Selphie I generally take at least one woman with me to garden. it's like in Balamb during the occupation the first time you go through to Zells room dependant on the person you get different out comes Quisitis comments on the T-board in there and Irvine shoots one of Zells grandpa's rifles I think Selphie comments about the neatness of the room again my memory is pretty pale here but you get different bits of the story line you'd otherwise miss depending on who is with you best way to do it is to save just before and then to reset and see the other options before continiuing

[Singing_Wings]

I do but i can't remember when it was funny.

Well it's just my opinion, everyone's different and nobody had to say about what's funny or not.

[Spiritus Sancti]

"I dreamt I was a moron."

That quote from Squall still makes me giggle every time I go through that scene. :D

Haha, I forgot about this when I read this I cracked up it made me want to play 8 again as I gave up on it

[Lord Xehanort]

Selphie's Train Song, Selphie in Timber "PEACE! LOVE! EVERYBODY!", Selphie's 'Tee-Hee', Irvine in FH "I left an old magazine there. You can thank me later."

[Polaris]

Selphie : Irvine Kanapoo!

[Bahumat]

i think it is when you take Rinoa for a tour of the Garden. :p

[Polaris]

Irvine 4th CD, in front of Ultimecia Castle:

'If this is her castle, I imagine how her face is!', is something like that!

[TasteyPies]

Well it's just my opinion, everyone's different and nobody had to say about what's funny or not.

Sorry forgott a comma, that lil guy is so bloody important
I do but i can't remember when, it was funny.

lilsquall: "Who was that?"
Matron: "Noone important"
that isnt the exact quote but it kinda strikes me funny that the hero isn't important

[Polaris]

Selphie - I love trains train, train take us away, to the future we will go, where it ends no on knows.

The first thing I thought was 'Is she really singing?' and then started laughing and then I created a melody!

[Jecht Shot]

Selphie: By the way...this model's nice but the president's car looks
kinda shabby. ......Why is that?

Watts: Yeah, Rinoa made it. That's why. We bought everything else at
the gift store.

Zell: Oh... I thought some kid made it. The paint job sucks, too.

Squall: (......? Yeah...It kind of does.)

Rinoa: Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose. It represents
my hatred towards Deling.

Zell: Hatred, eh...? Yeah...right.

Selphie: It's one of the...ugliest things that I've ever seen in my life.
You must really hate him.

Squall: ......

Rinoa: Are you guys finished!? Enough about the model! Can we get on
with it now!? Do you understand?

[nik0tine]

"you cut a pretty pathetic image up there, id say minus one on the manliness scale" (or something very close to that) also, for some odd reason i found this semi humorous "speeding. lets arrest taht student for violating garden code"-seifer, talking about zell when he ran in to get the hotdogs.

[selphie666]

Hmm... funny quotes...

Quistis: As an expert Squall observer, I'd say he's thinking: What do we do now? Blah, blah, blah...

Irvine: Wow, there's a lot of machinery here.
Squall: Of course. What else would they use? Hammers and nails?
Irvine: Hey, hey, hey! This isn't my department!
Squall: So what is?
Irvine: Why, guns and women of course!

Laguna: Well then, how about a drink?
Kiros: Aren't we supposed to be working?
Ward: So what? We'll get smashed, then we CHAAAAAARGE!!!

And I don't think this one isn't really from FF8, I just found it on some website.

Ward: ...
Kiros: Ward says you have your mother's eyes.
Laguna: ... Sure, okay...

[TasteyPies]

Heres a good one

Zell: Ok this is my room so you better not touch any...
Selphie: WHOO HOO! *plop*
Zell: I JUST SAID DONT TOUCH ANYTHING IN MY ROOM!
Selphie: Any guy would think it was a privilage to have such a Realy Realy Realy cute girl sit on his bed, right squall?
Squall: yeah...sure
Zell: What? Your takin her side!?
Selphie: Now your gettin it Squall!

This happens if you take selphie with you to balamb when galbadia invades it.

I wonder what happens if you take Rinoa..can anyone fill me in?

[selphie666]

Um... I don't really remember but I think Rinoa looks at a picture in Zell's room, asks if it's his grandfather or something like that. I wouldn't know, I haven't played that part in a while.

[User Name]

It roughly goes like this...

Rinoa goes to Zell 'Is this your grandfather?'
Zell says 'Yeah that's my grandfather, I look up to him more than anybody, he played a big part in the sorcereress war. He was always cool and calm in every situation.'
Squall says 'So he was the opposite of you'
Zell says 'What!! You should try to have more passion, like me!!'
Rinoa says somethin like 'I don't want to start anything but Squall don't you think you're a little too 'cool' sometimes?'
Squall says 'Im gonna have to strong arm a ho now!!' and slaps the shit outta her.

It was really funny.

[selphie666]

Oh, if only he would slap the shit out of Rinoa... (Me <-- Rinoa hater)
:P

[User Name]

Ahhh Rinoa :love: I would've gone at it in Disc 1 if I was Squall. But I don't like Selphie she's kinda :monster: :grover: know what I mean?

[selphie666]

WHAT?! *mutters angrily, being that she just got up and hasn't had quite enough peanut butter to be able to kick anyone's ass.*

[SomethingBig]

"That's just great, I have Chickenwuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad." ~ Seifer

[Polaris]

At Esthar

Laguna: You are those trhat were inside our head. We thought you were some kind of faires. Well if this wasn't a urgent case we just stood here and talk.
Kiros - You're not gonna (hurry?) if President Laguna keeps talking, so why you don't throw some questions?Squall - How did you get here?
Laguna - *Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk*
Squall - Why did I ask that?
Squall - Explain the mission.
LAguna - Ah straight to the point!
Odin - Iz that my turn?
LAguna - Yeah, make it short and easy to understand!

[Lord Xehanort]

Squall needs to slap the shit out of Rinoa and Selphie, then snuggle with Zell asking, "So, you like hot dogs?" Or snuggle with Irvy asking, "You wanna see a really big gun?" *laff laff laff*

Funny Quote:
Irvine: WHOA! Look at all these antique guns!
Zell: Yeah, they belonged to my grandfather.
Irvine: Can I hold 'em? Please?
Zell: Well... okay.
*gunshot, screen goes blank*
Squall: (I knew he'd do that.)

Or something along those lines.

[CloudSquallandZidane]

"Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way!
- Seifer Almasy FFVIII

"You don't get along with Seifer, do you? Heard he whooped you good this morning."
- Zell Dincht to Squall Leonhart FFVIII


Dr. Kadowaki:"Oh my...It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?"

Squall: "Yes."

Rinoa: "Are you serious!? Squall!? I'm gonna take it seriously."

Squall:"I'm serious."

Rinoa:"Woo. I'm speechless."

Squall:"I'm seriously joking."

Rinoa:"Oh... well, I guess that's a pretty good one for you."

Had me ROLLIN on the ground laughing!!!

[soulICE]

when balamb is being liberated, and you take quistis with you to zell's room, she comments about the t-board and how zell lost control of it once and ended up in the girl's bathroom :p but i think the irvine scenario is funnier..

"i dreamt i was a moron" <- classic.

[zacks_clone]

when balamb is being liberated, and you take quistis with you to zell's room, she comments about the t-board and how zell lost control of it once and ended up in the girl's bathroom :p but i think the irvine scenario is funnier..

"i dreamt i was a moron" <- classic.

I dont think i ever took irving into Zells room.hm.

Yeah,the moron bit is a classic.Perhaps one of the few lines in that game I can actually remember off the top of my head

[Trumpet Thief]

The "I dreamt I was a moron" quote was hilarious, along with all the other things Squall said during the first dream with Laguna, Kiros and Ward.

Also, during the Dollet mission:

Zell to Squall and Seifer- "I thought you guys were enemies, 'cause you're acting all buddy buddy now"

And..

Seifer- "One day I'm going to tell you 'bout my romantic dream!"

Selphie was hilarious at times as well, like when she would always want the door to open in the train. "Door, Open!"

[syun_ukiya]

The "I dreamt I was a moron" quote was hilarious, along with all the other things Squall said during the first dream with Laguna, Kiros and Ward.

Also, during the Dollet mission:

Zell to Squall and Seifer- "I thought you guys were enemies, 'cause you're acting all buddy buddy now"

And..

Seifer- "One day I'm going to tell you 'bout my romantic dream!"

Selphie was hilarious at times as well, like when she would always want the door to open in the train. "Door, Open!"
that's nice...

[lonely]

Zell is always saying funny things. for example when he wanted to look at Squall's Gun Blade and Squall wouldn't let him. that bit was really funny. :D

[disapointedchild]

This one happens on disc one after the ball dance thing, between quistis and squall.

This is how it pretty much goes.

Quistis:Theres a secret place at the back of the training center where garden students go after curfew, would you like to go with me there?

Squall:If we are going there to tell them they are breaking curfew, then leave that to the disiplinary committee.

Was pretty funny i thought