HOOTERS
04-17-2004, 02:51 PM
I just realised the other day how boring our world is. Where's all the pirates? Where's all the parks filled with dinosaurs? Where oh where is Astro Boy? Please don't point me towards the local video store, for I know I can sit and watch Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock commandier a speeding bus with a bomb on it but the most excitment I get on a bus is when some old lady is standing in the aisle of the bus and then the bus suddenly stops and then the old lady falls over in the bus.
I watched Pirates of the Carribean the other night and then I had this empty feeling afterwards. At first I thought it was hunger but then I realised later it wasn't hunger well actually it was hunger but not a hunger for food but a hunger for adventure! Suddenly I realised that I have three assignments due during my mid-term break, and when I looked at the questions for each of them not even one of them involved pirates or cursed ships with cursed pirates on them! Then it suddenly dawned on me that the chances of going on a pirate adventure during the holidays was pretty slim, and then I realised I might not meet even one measly pirate in my whole life! Well thanks alot Johnny Depp and to a lesser extent Kiera Knightly. Thanks for nothing! It's alright for you to go galavanting around in a world of make-believe but what does our stupid dumb world have? The best robots we have are those stupid little dog robots that don't attack at all. And the only lasers we common folk will ever get our hands on are laser pointers. All they can do is maybe cause blindness and provide hilarious visual gags at cinemas. Ok, so maybe it's not all that bad.
Sure, there's a hell of a lot of ways to have fun in this world but where's the real adventure? Just once I'd like to have to step on a few goombas on the way to university instead of bums. Sometimes I feel like deliberately contributing to the global warming effect so that the ice caps melt and flood the earth and then we all are forced to grow gills and live under the sea, where we ride sea horses to work and play clams like maraccas. I suppose we could all live on floating cities on the water, but I don't really like Kevin Costner.
Anyway, do you wish there was more adventurous stuff in your life or what?
edit: actually, it turned out the emptiness was hunger for food not hunger for adventure. I ordered some pizza and I'm fine now.
:smash::smash:
I watched Pirates of the Carribean the other night and then I had this empty feeling afterwards. At first I thought it was hunger but then I realised later it wasn't hunger well actually it was hunger but not a hunger for food but a hunger for adventure! Suddenly I realised that I have three assignments due during my mid-term break, and when I looked at the questions for each of them not even one of them involved pirates or cursed ships with cursed pirates on them! Then it suddenly dawned on me that the chances of going on a pirate adventure during the holidays was pretty slim, and then I realised I might not meet even one measly pirate in my whole life! Well thanks alot Johnny Depp and to a lesser extent Kiera Knightly. Thanks for nothing! It's alright for you to go galavanting around in a world of make-believe but what does our stupid dumb world have? The best robots we have are those stupid little dog robots that don't attack at all. And the only lasers we common folk will ever get our hands on are laser pointers. All they can do is maybe cause blindness and provide hilarious visual gags at cinemas. Ok, so maybe it's not all that bad.
Sure, there's a hell of a lot of ways to have fun in this world but where's the real adventure? Just once I'd like to have to step on a few goombas on the way to university instead of bums. Sometimes I feel like deliberately contributing to the global warming effect so that the ice caps melt and flood the earth and then we all are forced to grow gills and live under the sea, where we ride sea horses to work and play clams like maraccas. I suppose we could all live on floating cities on the water, but I don't really like Kevin Costner.
Anyway, do you wish there was more adventurous stuff in your life or what?
edit: actually, it turned out the emptiness was hunger for food not hunger for adventure. I ordered some pizza and I'm fine now.
:smash::smash: