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Doomgaze
04-20-2004, 08:35 PM
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Strider
04-20-2004, 08:41 PM
Yes, yes, I'm frozen.
Your work's lost. Deal. Then press
Control-Alt-Delete.

Doomgaze
04-20-2004, 08:48 PM
A) no, i did not make those up
B) FIVE-SEVEN-FIVE, STRIDER

bennator
04-20-2004, 08:59 PM
I am sorry that I
am a poor system to use
for your computing.

Peegee
04-20-2004, 09:47 PM
omfg
cpu overclocking
makes the fire burn

Leeza
04-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Windows has performed
an illegal action and
now must shut down sorry

Peegee
04-20-2004, 10:06 PM
you guys are cheating
usually haiku has five
seven-five sound scheme

Erdrick Holmes
04-21-2004, 01:18 AM
Windows error 5
Press alt+ctrl+delete
Sucks to be you, man.

HOOTERS
04-21-2004, 01:29 AM
There once was an illegal operation from Nantucket...

Yamaneko
04-21-2004, 01:37 AM
...who kept all his logs in the recycle bin. :D

Erdrick Holmes
04-21-2004, 01:40 AM
I made his defrag....

CloudDragon
04-21-2004, 02:20 AM
Alt plus F 4 has
Sure saved my ass before and
Will continue to

Citizen Bleys
04-21-2004, 01:01 PM
The file is not found
Data error on drive A:
Abort, Retry, Fail?

Peegee
04-21-2004, 01:40 PM
Bleys wins

Citizen Bleys
04-21-2004, 03:08 PM
Wins at being a LOSER, maybe

Misfit
04-21-2004, 03:48 PM
Wins at being a LOSER, maybe
Yeah... that sound about right. *evil laughter* >:D

Citizen Bleys
04-21-2004, 04:13 PM
Die.