In the shower? (Immature Content)

[Shlup]

Blame BJ for this topic.

Do you pee in the shower? Its all pipes, right? Its rinsing off anyway, right? But its pee! Ugh!

...I totally do.

P.S.: While the thread title warns of "Immature Content," please refrain from being stupid. I only said this instead of "Mature Content" because that didn't really seem to fit...

[Leeza]

No.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Oh my god, I never suspeced this from an admin.

Anyway, yeah I don't really care because along with all of my other bodywaste (sweat, BO, etc.) it all gets washed the drain, so I might as well piss and get that out of the way.

[TheAbominatrix]

I sure do. Its getting washed away anyway, and there's no sense in leaving the nice warm shower and running all soaked over to a cold toilet to take care of it.

[Strider]

That's why I drain the main vein BEFORE getting into the shower.

[Shlup]

I don't really do it out of laziness. I think of it this way: It takes a lot of water to flush the toilet. If I'm about to get in the shower anyway it'd be a waste of water. I'm an environmentalist, out to save the Earth's water supply by peeing in the shower!

Heck, if I lived alone I would probably wouldn't even flush everytime I used the toilet, but thats another subject.

[fire_of_avalon]

Yep.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, I do. Don't really care myself.

[PeTeRL90]

Yup. I do.

Saves all the gallons of water I'm wasting when I flush. ;)

[RSL]

No. It has honestly never even occured to me to do it.

[Random Tonberry]

I do, I thought everybody did. Seems to be a pretty normal, natural thing to do.

[Teek]

I have before, but I don't like to. I know it's just going down the drain, but something prevents me from doing it. It's just... gross, really. I'm sure I could if I had to, but I don't.

It's kind of humorous, though. I never figured a female would.

[Peegee]

Seinfield reference!

I do it, of course. You jump in the shower, the warm water hits you, and your body relaxes, and then you realise 'oops, I have to pee'. So I do. What?

For the few women in here who do, do you pee standing up? Cuz I told Mandee to do it and she said no wtf.

[Kirobaito]

No. I think that's sick.

[Yamaneko]

Here's something to keep in mind everyone:

Don't pee while taking a bath.

[Shlup]

Seinfield reference!I hate Seinfield.
For the few women in here who do, do you pee standing up? Cuz I told Mandee to do it and she said no wtf.Of course I said 'no.' I wanted you to shut up. I say no to you you when I mean yes all the time. And why the hell would we not stand up...? Its not freaking rocket science.

[escobert]

No I don't.

[Peegee]

Of course I said 'no.' I wanted you to shut up. I say no to you you when I mean yes all the time. And why the hell would we not stand up...? Its not freaking rocket science.

No I want you to shut up! How dare you say no to mean yes wtf crazy women logic :love:

[DocFrance]

And in about ten seconds, I learned more about Shlup, Ashley, and Proto than I ever wanted to know. Thanks a lot.

[escobert]

Wait.. I pee in PGs shower.

[Casey]

Wow, woman at eoff pee more in the showers then men. hah. :p

[Linus]

...

These are the same people that were calling me a terrible person for keeping three bucks?

[TheAbominatrix]

And in about ten seconds, I learned more about Shlup, Ashley, and Proto than I ever wanted to know. Thanks a lot.

xD

[HOOTERS]

Bunch of freaks.

[Yamaneko]

Thanks to you, we're ALL taking golden showers.

Sorry, I couldn't resist, Hoot. :(

[DocFrance]

xD

Don't you exdee me, you... you... shower-pisser!

[Agent Proto]

...

These are the same people that were calling me a terrible person for keeping three bucks?

...Well, at least we're not ripping anyone off.

[TheAbominatrix]

Don't you exdee me, you... you... shower-pisser!

;_; I just want to be loved! And to pee everywhere!

You boys don't know what it's like to have to sit and pee! To have to squat in dark bushes when venturing into the wilderness! The world is your urinal, you lucky lucky boys!

[Shlup]

Don't you exdee me, you... you... shower-pisser!You think its odd that she pees in the shower? You don't know the half of it. I can't believe that guy wanted a second date...

[escobert]

Thats... thats just wrong...

[m4tt]

Sometimes. Only if I forget to go before I get in.

[DocFrance]

You think its odd that she pees in the shower? You don't know the half of it. I can't believe that guy wanted a second date...
Thanks. Now my brain has been permanently scarred. Thanks a lot.

[TheAbominatrix]

Thanks. Now my brain has been permanently scarred. Thanks a lot.

And she hasnt even told you what happened! :D

[DocFrance]

Hahaha... I just tried to close this thread. After five minutes of frantically searching for the "close" button, I came to the realization that I was at the wrong message board.

Yeah, it's really late.

[Doomgaze]

See, if you go to the toilet, you drip water all over the place, and that's not good. But peeing in the shower isn't good either. You had to decide what's the lesser of two evils based on the conditions, like how humid it is, and if you are in the Bates Motel.

[Peegee]

Peeing in the shower is better imho because you wash your pee-pee after.

[Meat Puppet]

I've had some sickness once when I had a rash and uncontrollable pee and I had to wear nappies and pee in the shower, there wasn't really a choice.

[black orb]

>>> yes, I pee in the shower all the time..

[gokufusionss1]

that is one of the most disgusted things i've heard, it's never even crossed my mind.

[Peegee]

You should all pee in the showers. It's magical.

[Big D]

....oh, please.

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I don't excrete anything into the shower; after all, I share the same two showers with the ten other people living on my floor. It just wouldn't be right.

However, over half of the residents of my floor are male, so there's probably a certain amount of urination going on in those showers each day, I'm just not a contributor. I'd prefer not to know, too.
However, really drunk people often feel quite bad the next morning, so it's not uncommon to hear a hung-over student vomiting in the shower on a Sunday morning.

This thread is nauseating... I'm so glad to have a 'close' button.
And a 'move thread to the Archive' button...

[Polaris]

NO!!!!!!

[Peegee]

Despite Mydreamsalready's protest, I must ask that this be archived as well.

[Polaris]

Despite Mydreamsalready's protest, I must ask that this be archived as well.

I just think that is disgusting, I mean what about toilets are you going to left them????

Shame on you!!!!!

[PeTeRL90]

How's something natural to do sick?

You know... this topic reminds of me a song I like. 'Pee In The Shower' by Guttermouth.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Every time i get the chance
:choc:

[DMKA]

I thought everyone did. O_o

[Mr. Graves]

I sure do. Reflux.

[Skogs]

Errr... no.

[bennator]

Of course I do... it's the most logical course of action.

[Xander]

Nope, I never have. But now I'm intrigued.

[Bernhard]

No, I don't. And no, I don't care if people do. I'll have to draw the line at poo, though.

[Kirobaito]

My friend says that he bathes in his toilet and craps and pees in his shower.

[Giggles]

This is so very, very disgusting.

[TasteyPies]

Heck, if I lived alone I would probably wouldn't even flush everytime I used the toilet, but thats another subject.

I live alone and....it starts to smell


How's something natural to do sick?

AGREED! we should take a leak on each other to show adoration!



.....Anyway sure i do even if I empty the main pipe before hand, im just so used to it +warm water and all

another poll question, do you pee in other peoples showers?

[Del Murder]

No, it leaves a terrible ring in the tub which is gross and unsanitary.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

who doesn't pee in the shower? only FOOLS! It saves time, it's pee... how can you go wrong?

[Meat Puppet]

I sometimes avoid the toilet just to get the privelege of pissing in the shower.

[War Angel]

Yeah baby, I do numbers 1, 2 AND 3 in the shower!

Now all you have to do, is find out what 3 is... ;)

[Random Tonberry]

I don't understand why so many of you are grossed out. Urine is mainly water, salt and little ammonia. We drink water, we like salt on our fries and we clean our showers with ammonia. What's the big whoop? Besides all that urine is pretty sterile, you have more germs on your hands and more dangerous bacteria in your mouth than you'll ever have coming out of your urethra.

[Del Murder]

Then next time I'm at your house you won't mind me taking a piss in your sink.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

I don't understand why so many of you are grossed out. Urine is mainly water, salt and little ammonia. We drink water, we like salt on our fries and we clean our showers with ammonia. What's the big whoop? Besides all that urine is pretty sterile, you have more germs on your hands and more dangerous bacteria in your mouth than you'll ever have coming out of your urethra.

i haven't seen a better money saving idea this year :choc:

[Random Tonberry]

Then next time I'm at your house you won't mind me taking a piss in your sink.

Why should I? My boyfriend does it all the time.

[TheAbominatrix]

Then next time I'm at your house you won't mind me taking a piss in your sink.

I pee in the sink, especially if my dad's taking too long in the bathroom. It's fun!

[Random Tonberry]

Abominatrix, I like the way you think.

[Big D]

Yeah baby, I do numbers 1, 2 AND 3 in the shower!

Now all you have to do, is find out what 3 is... ;)No. Just... no.

*Finger trembles above the 'close' button*

[Meat Puppet]

I pee in the sink sometimes.

Didn't some red indians drink pee to battle the nords?

[Levian]

I'm a male and I don't and I probably never will. I mean, I wouldn't like it if somebody else were peeing in the shower I was using, so the least thing I can do is do the same myself. And I kinda think it's a bit disgusting.

[Andex]

Of course! Why wouldn't you?

[Rye]

No. I think that's sick.
Ditto

[Mikztsu]

No...I do many weird things, but I use toilet for that.

I've peed down from my balcony and on my friend though, but not showers...

[Peegee]

You people are weird. When you pee in the shower you aim right for the drain. If you don't, in the immortal words of some random Backstreet Boy that I can't remember the name of (the oldest one), "Yes, yes I do. The urine helps with athelete's foot"

[DocFrance]

Did you know that if you're ever stranded in the middle of nowhere, and you have a large wound, the best thing to do is to urinate on it? The uric acid sterilizes it.

[TasteyPies]

And leaves a fresh urine scent

Heck i even used to piss in the bath! just made sure there was already alot of soap in the water.

[Meat Puppet]

Urine doesn't actually smell that bad when it's fresh. Just if bacteria, maybe not bacteria, something evil and small, possibly bacteria; start feasting on it does it start to smell. I think so anyway.

[Dixie]

I learned a lot from this thread; even stuff I didn't want to know. :smash:

[Rase]

That's why I drain the main vein BEFORE getting into the shower.

:thumb:

[frr_vegeta]

I do and I'm proud to be a shower urinator.

[TasteyPies]

Urine is a precious resource, why waste it? squirt it out windows, over bridges, at school, onto the stage during a concert.....no end to the fun!

[Snappie88]

I do it somethimes, to be honest. I don't think it's that hyganic, because you're not the only one taking the shower there. But it's kinda hard to shower (and hear all the water) and trying to hold your 10 beers of the night before in.

But hell, i'm not the only one at least :D

[Brian The Pink Shark]

I asked around at school but no one will admit to it, but i bet they do :choc:

[Fisticuffs]

I for one usually take care of that kind of thing before I shower. Problem is, after I flush I have to wait a few minutes for the water to get back to a normal temperature--which I don't always have time for, depending on when I wake up. So sometimes it's a matter of necessity.

And sometimes even when I do urinate beforehand, I get in the shower and it's like I have to again. Which boggles me.

[Kitsune]

but I have masterbated in the bath..

[TasteyPies]

Ditto Kitsune...ditto

[frr_vegeta]

I'll third that!

[TasteyPies]

OK THIS TOPIC IS GETTING A BIT RISKY PEOPLE! LETS TRY AND KEEP IT PG13 OR MODS WILL GET OUT LOCK AND KEY (CAPS FOR EASE OF VIEWING)

[Dragonflame]

Urine can actually be used to clean stuff. A long time ago people washed their clothes in urine. Taking them as my example, I don't take showers anymore. Instead, I just pee all over myself.

[Storm]

I grew up with the belief that a toilet is used for urinating, and a shower is used for cleaning yourself. I wouldn't want to take the chance of even letting the urine touch my leg or the shower wall, not even a second.

[Bernie]

I pee in the shower. Why not? Not like the other two guys living in the same house as me don't do it either. But like someone else said, crapping in the shower is a little weird.

Oh, and peeing in the sink? Haven't done it, but I have used my cat's litter box once when the toilet was having issues and I needed to go really bad. She (the cat) was not happy with me.

I asked around school about it, and most of them either said no or just laughed, refusing to answer.

I think it's kind of weird that most of the guys at my school are a lot less gross than the girls at my school. Why, I remember when it was the other way around.

Or the people at my school are a bunch of weirdos. :greenie:

[Kitsune]

PG13?? *snip* that.. if teh kids don't like it, then they can ignore the thread..

Kitsune, watch your language. We do try more or less for PG13. ~ Leeza

[Ouch!]

Dear God... we had this thread almost two years ago... it still haunts my memories.

I remember it like yesterday. Del Murder said he peed from the shower into the toilet. Then Lord Chainsaw came up with a diagram of how if he peed from the shower his power would drop and he'd end up peeing all over the floor. I believe the diagram looked something like this.

Shower |----pee distance----| Toilet
Shower |--pee distance--| Toilet

And he asked Del how he could do such a thing without dirtying the floor. Del's reply was "Magic." Good stuff.

[frr_vegeta]

Dear God... we had this thread almost two years ago... it still haunts my memories.

I remember it like yesterday. Del Murder said he peed from the shower into the toilet. Then Lord Chainsaw came up with a diagram of how if he peed from the shower his power would drop and he'd end up peeing all over the floor. I believe the diagram looked something like this.

Shower |----pee distance----| Toilet
Shower |--pee distance--| Toilet

And he asked Del how he could do such a thing without dirtying the floor. Del's reply was "Magic." Good stuff.There is no magic that can overpower gravity. Del's lying.


EDIT: unless he knows how to make his piss levitate. :eek:

[Kitsune]

well I wasn't here 2 years ago!!

[Ouch!]

Did I say you were...?

Anyways, I forgot to answer the question.

No.

[Dragonflame]

I would try peeing from the shower to the toilet, but there's the small matter of the shower wall being in the way.

Maybe if I bounce it off the mirror...