Game Captions #1 - Full Spectrum Warrior

[Rase]

Well, while this does involve games, it doesn't involve DISCUSSING games, so I fig'd it could go here. If not, go ahead and move it.

Anyway, just think up the funniest caption for this pic.

[HOOTERS]

Soldier 1: Let's have sex.
Soldier 2: Yes, let's, and we can use these guns in the sex and also to shoot off people who want to stop the sex and also we can use them in the sex.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Soldier 1: So we're in Iraq WHY?!
Soldier 2: Gas is too high, Bush says killing rebels here makes it go down.
Soldier 1: OOoooooooh!!

[Rase]

Soldier 1: Let's have sex.
Soldier 2: Yes, let's, and we can use these guns in the sex and also to shoot off people who want to stop the sex and also we can use them in the sex.

:eek: :eek:
I ain't coming near you when you got a gun.

[HOOTERS]

Don't worry, we'd leave the safety on.

:smash:

[frr_vegeta]

Soldier 1: What are you aiming at?

Soldier 2: That toy store, those kids look hostile.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Soldier 1: Ok Ubi Soft, we know you're in there, drop your copies of Aquaman for XBox and put your hands in the air.

Soldier 2: I see his head, I'm aiming. This outta keep you from releasing more crappy superhero games.

[Iceglow]

soldier one: So why are we shooting up mac donalds again?

Soldier two: they banned us for suing them for being overwieght numb nuts

Soldier one: but were not over wieght

soldier two: thats why they banned us

[Erdrick Holmes]

Soldier1: Why do you insist on taking that gun with you on my family reunions?

Soldier2: Scaring your mom's 27 cats with it is just so much fun.

[Levian]

Soldier A: Haha, my rifle is longer than yours. :D
Soldier B: But, but, size doesn't matter... it's how you use it,right? :cry:

[Agent Proto]

Soldier 1: Red 2! I see the enemy! Do you copy?
Soldier 2: This is Red 2, I copy. I am about to assassinate the enemy in sight.
Solder 1: You dolt! That's the President!

[PeTeRL90]

Tis in the attachment.

[Flying Mullet]

Tis in the attachment.
Ditto

[Peegee]

"ofmg teh haxxxorest!"

"lfol!!!1212221"

[Psychotic]

Soldier 1: So then I found out she was my cousin!

Soldier 2: ...your pet duck? What?

[gokufusionss1]

Soldier 1: i'm tired of carrying guns
Soldier 2: yes let's get some hockey sticks

[Rase]

Soldier 1: Okay, remeber, the President is coming in an Apache-
Soldier 2: All right, I shot down a helicopter!

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Soldier 1: So the score is 52 to 6.
Solider 2: As soon as I find out what hack your using, I'm downloading it!