Hello.

[Kitsune]

I am new here, and I need major help.

[Flying Mullet]

*helps*

There ya go, all set. :chef:

[Linus]

Help with what?

Homework?

Housework?

Setting fires?

[Rainecloud]

Wilkommen to das fora.

Spracken zee doitch?

[Kitsune]

I am new to this message board environment, and I would like to know about you all.

[Flying Mullet]

Hi, my name is Chad and I'm a Cancer. I like long walks on the beach by moonlight. :strut:

[fire_of_avalon]

My name is Megan and I'm also a Cancer, but I prefer hiking seeing as how I'm a butch lesbian. Maybe someday a real man will sweep me off my feet, but until now.....yeah.

*laughs manically and runs away*

Welcome. I'm the ignored one.

[Kitsune]

My real name is Simon, and I live the good ol' United Kingdom.

[Loony BoB]

As I like to say: "Have a problem? We'll help you out! Don't have a problem? We'll give you one!"

[Kitsune]

you'll give me a Problem? as in what kind of problem?

[Loony BoB]

Probably not me in particular. But a lot of people have become heavily addicted to this place. Myself included. :) This place has caused all sorts of problems in my lfie, but I love it.

[Flying Mullet]

Kitsune, you are now addicted to pork rinds. Have a nice day.

Hey BoB, whatever happened to allocating a member to a n00b, or was that not you?

[Kitsune]

Ah, I think I understand, I have one rule with message boards.. that's

"Not to get too addicted to them"

[Rainecloud]

As you can see, the above posts are an example of what not to do here at EoFF.

Have fun with yourself. And others, of course.

[Loony BoB]

Kitsune, you are now addicted to pork rinds. Have a nice day.

Hey BoB, whatever happened to allocating a member to a n00b, or was that not you?
There was this massive phase where we had practically no newbies. After that I just forgot. And then I remembered and decided to bugger the idea and just leave newbie threads alone again. And then SA came along and now I'm checking most of the newbie threads to see if the people registered because of the article, and to see if they're funny or cool. Or something.

[Flying Mullet]

There was this massive phase where we had practically no newbies. After that I just forgot. And then I remembered and decided to bugger the idea and just leave newbie threads alone again. And then SA came along and now I'm checking most of the newbie threads to see if the people registered because of the article, and to see if they're funny or cool. Or something.
Word. :cool:

[Rainecloud]

There was this massive phase where we had practically no newbies.

Yeah. It coincided with the time that EoFF's registration was temporarily disabled.

Strange, that.

[Big Bad Spike]

hey Im paddy aka crash override alias Big Bad Spike, u posted on my first thread so Im returning the favour im into most music, action films and anime.

[Psychotic]

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO.

Or something. Actually, something.

[Kitsune]

Hello guys.

[Xander]

Hey Kitsune, welcome to the forum. *gives you a Kairi plushie* Yay for John Travolta, I loved him in Grease :D

[frr_vegeta]

'ello thar.

[Lord Xehanort]

Welcome to the happiest place on Earth!

No more weapons for newbies! I give these now!

*gives newbie an Ansem plushie*

[TasteyPies]

IM NOT A NOOBIE i was here two years ago under a diff screenname

So... hey Kistune Welcome to the boards its....generaly fun here :D

[Kirobaito]

Hello, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF. :)

Remember: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

[TasteyPies]

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

And curly fries

[fire_of_avalon]

Freedom is the right of curly fries?

[TasteyPies]

Yes, now dont question the spuds of freedom

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Flying Mullet]

Freedom Fries anyone?

[Shlup]

I need help too.

I am so thirsty.

[escobert]

Howdy

[Buffy]

ELLO,HELLO,WELCOME,HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Leeza]

Hello, Kitsune. :)

[Kitsune]

gives newbie an Ansem plushie??

What the hell?! what do I need this for?

[Madonna]

Urges. :eep: Hope you enjoy your stay at the forums, Kitsune.

[Kitsune]

I sure hope your not getting sexual urges towards me!!

[Lord Xehanort]

gives newbie an Ansem plushie??

What the hell?! what do I need this for?

You'll need that, Xander's Kairi plushie and Misfit's dead squirrel gifts to huggle when you're feeling sad! We all love each other here, we all give nice gifts to new, special friends! *does a happy dance* *kisses the n00b* *skips back to my cell*

[Kitsune]

*blushes*

The only thing I like to "huggle" is my machine guns.

[Duo]

Hello welcome!

huggle guggle uggley wuggley~~~

[Ran Ciel]

Hmm, well you were technically here before me, but welcome aboard anyhow :)

[PeTeRL90]

Howdy doodey.

I run around in circles.

[mr. blonde]

welcome, man i have been here for ever..... o crap im the newest person im like the new guy in prison.

*bashs head into wall* im so stuipid im so stuipid

[sephxangel]

hey sup.

[Peegee]

me: Hello newbie, we have some traditions here at this message board.

newbie: Really?

me: That's right, now just walk with me past these screaming and crying children.

newbie (apprehensively): Um...sure....

Random child: The horror....I can't stop seeing the horror

me: Now just step into this dark and scary room

*newbie walks into room*

*the door shuts*

newbie: Um....where are you?

*cheesy sounding maniacal laughter ensues*

:love: :love: :love: *PG sexors teh nubsters*:love: :love: :love:

[Kitsune]

hmm. the standard greeting.

*gets out "general message board open all room skeleton keys" and finds the key to open door, and leaves room*

[Lord Xehanort]

*steals said keys and shoves Kitsune into the room once more*
*hires Misfit to guard the door*

No newbie can escape the horror that is Misfit.

*runs to own cell and hides*

[frr_vegeta]

*Devours Misfit due to the lack of his daily sub*


*Walks away, letting out a slight burp*