Revolt

[Dragonflame]

Today I decided that eoff needs to do something different. Too much on here is always the same. Something needs to be changed. To that end, I have decided to lead a communist revolt against the admins, cid's knights, site staff, and any other random people who happen to be in positions of power on this site. Down with the bourgeois (or however you spell it)! Down with capitalism! Death to the rich! Down with Dr. Unne! Long live the proletariat! Let the revolution begin!

[Shlup]

Wait. What? You want me to ban you? Okay. *bans*

[TheAbominatrix]

I'd rather have a beer.

[Leeza]

What's a proletariat?

[Shlup]

You say you want a revolution? Well, you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that it's evolution? Well, you know we all want to change the world!

[Agent Proto]

Down with the staff! :p

Meh, I wouldn't care. Good luck trying to get support man. I know that more will be against you than be with you in the revolution of yours.

[Erdrick Holmes]

How are you gonna revolt when a staffer an end your mebership with the push of a button?

[Shlup]

I know that more will be against you than be with you in the revolution of yours....

....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sometimes (read: often) I doubt that.

[Dragonflame]

Obviously. I just felt like spouting off a bunch of cool communist-ish words. And the revolt wasn't intended to be against the staff. It's against everyone, including me. And in response to the Abominatrix, I declare that anyone who joins my revolution gets free beer.:beer: Who's with me!? *gestures dramatically*

[Erdrick Holmes]

One who revolts against himself?

[Leeza]

<i>You say you wanted evolution...the ape was a great big hit!
You say you want a revolution, man, and I say you're just full of *poopies*</i> :) - Disposable Teens by my fav.

[Shlup]

I'll tell you who's full of poopies! The man! *sticks it to the man, but not The Man 'cause that would be motarded*

[Leeza]

Aw, shucks. Let's give it to The Man. :)

[Dragonflame]

All right. The Man is officially declared an enemy of the people. Bring in the guillotine. *executes*

[TheAbominatrix]

The Man was officially declared an enemy of the people years ago. You're a bit late.

[Dragonflame]

Sorry, I wasn't here years ago. But now that I am here, I'm busy making up for lost time.

[frr_vegeta]

As a Communist, I shall join in this revolution!

[Dragonflame]

Yes! Our second member! *Gives free beer*

[escobert]

WOOO HOO! I'm in yay!

[Mr. Graves]

So basically...down with the same ol', same ol'?

[escobert]

yes! I guess...

[Yamaneko]

Leeza and myself will lead the Russian front. :)

[Leeza]

Da. :)

[frr_vegeta]

Za soyuz!

[Del Murder]

After careful deliberations, Eyes on Final Fantasy has decided to concede to you the FFVIII Forum, the General SquareEnix Forum, and sections II, III and selected territories of IV from the FFI-IV Forum. We hope continued peace can be achieved between our two powers.

[Meat Puppet]

But what's the reason? When was the war or disagreement? :(

[Calliope]

Let's all have tea and scones at number ten downing street! Or whatever. Boring.

[Citizen Bleys]

As a National Socialist, I must oppose any Communist revolutions.

[Loony BoB]

They don't make revolts like they used to. :( Bring on the Dawn Warriors, baby!

[Death Sign]

Iam in the revolt! Man give me a free beer... I got my own demand list... I demand 10 H of forest to build a Live Central of! Then I hate gotta go and pie so if any communist has the time to build a luxury Toilet DO IT right HERE!

*Turns around and pie's!*

*Sclums splash squiererl!*

[Maxico]

I wont join unless you give me mindless (hopefully subliminal) propaganda that slowly changes my brain, or cakes.

[Fuzakeru]

Just get an assassian to take out the leader = the end.

[DocFrance]

I think you're all revolting.

[Skogs]

Given that the government (Cid) owns everything, and his appointed subordinates have power to edit or delete anything we say, as well as ban us completely - I'd say that EoFF is pretty communist already... :rolleyes2

[Peegee]

I will fight with every fiber of my being to stop you protesters. I have sexor power to match you all!

f34r

[frr_vegeta]

Given that the government (Cid) owns everything, and his appointed subordinates have power to edit or delete anything we say, as well as ban us completely - I'd say that EoFF is pretty communist already... :rolleyes2
Irrelevent!

[Kirobaito]

Have you been smoking your sister's pacifiers again, Jeff?

The bourgeois shall live forever, you Communist! In fact, I think the entire State Department are communists.

*begins Red Scare*

[Loony BoB]

EoFF needs to have ongoing sort-of-behind-the-scenes gang wars. Sort of like the mafia. Or something. That'd be much more fun than the odd revolt.

[Meat Puppet]

Now that you mention it, a mafia sound pretty fun

Althought I wouldn't be caught in it
or would I :eek:

But, as in the real world, someone with power needs to lead the gangs.

[Kirobaito]

Well, I think Del already has a mafia or something.

And about the whole communist idea:

Bourgeois: Elitists
Proletariat: Anyone Else

[bennator]

I get dibs on guillotining The Man.

[frr_vegeta]

I get dibs on guillotining The Man.
Goddammit....

Can I hold the basket?

[Ouch!]

What the heck?

[Madonna]

Know what we should have? Crime families. We'll start off with four houses, the Mercantis, the Valerios, the Trapanis, and the Alescias. Each house will be headed by five "original" members who then can each recruit two more members to add to their family. EDIT: The new recruits can also recruit two members each, and so on and so on.

And I'm not sure where to take that random idea from there, but you guys should build on it. Preferably in another thread. *hint*

[Ouch!]

I believe we already did that before... a long time ago... I remember being a hitman... yes. It didn't last long either.

[Ryoko Masaki]

i'll be just a neutral person..the one with the bigest offer will have my suport :p
lol

[ZeZipster]

The biggest offer, eh?

[Citizen Bleys]

Eff the Dawn Warriors

EDIT: But seriously, setting up clans in EoFF might be fun...for a while.

Sometime when I'm less lazy I might draw up a system and pester BoB with it. Not so much because I think EoFF needs clans as I like pestering BoB.

[frr_vegeta]

Eff the Dawn Warriors

EDIT: But seriously, setting up clans in EoFF might be fun...for a while.

Sometime when I'm less lazy I might draw up a system and pester BoB with it. Not so much because I think EoFF needs clans as I like pestering BoB.
You should put that in the motivation thread.

[Loony BoB]

Eff the Dawn Warriors

EDIT: But seriously, setting up clans in EoFF might be fun...for a while.

Sometime when I'm less lazy I might draw up a system and pester BoB with it. Not so much because I think EoFF needs clans as I like pestering BoB.
Whatever you call it is fine by me, dear. *smooch*

[Kitsune]

why not have some kind of BA, where you can form factions, and have battles? the leader of the strongest factions gets power over the entire forum?

[Ouch!]

Because, then those in power who lose power would throw a hissy fit.

[Kitsune]

not Admin type powers...

[ZeZipster]

Well, it all soley depends on the wearer of the "R teh Wins" hat.

March on fair crusader, who ever ye may be.

[Kitsune]

*yawns* you all bore me..

[ZeZipster]

stop spaming omg!1

[frr_vegeta]

*yawns* you all bore me..
Where are the holes?

[ZeZipster]

LMAO

[DMKA]

:p :p :p :p :p
Whoever calls my name first gets me as a slave to carry out their dirty work.

[Ryoko Masaki]

:p :p :p :p :p
Whoever calls my name first gets me as a slave to carry out their dirty work.

brokensailor :p:p:p:p

[frr_vegeta]

brokensailor :p:p:p:p
How did I see this coming?

[Citizen Bleys]

Whatever you call it is fine by me, dear. *smooch*

You, sir, are a bastard

[Calliope]

The Official EoFF Spam Brigade needs to fall back on its old alliances.

[ZeZipster]

ur teh suxes dood stop hatin

[Dragonflame]

Ok, so basically what I'm seeing is that you want spamming mafia crime families. And, they have to be communist because I say so.

Sounds good.

But under the new communist regime, Ryoko can't own slaves unless she joins the communist party and fills out copies of the slave-owning application in triplicate.

[Del Murder]

*invades Dragonflame's pants*

[Madonna]

Way to take the expression "to go on the mattress" to a whole new level.

[Kirobaito]

But under the new communist regime, Ryoko can't own slaves unless she joins the communist party and fills out copies of the slave-owning application in triplicate.

*sex0rs Dragonflame repeatedly*

Ryoko's slaves choose to be her slaves. She needs nothing of the sort. And we don't need communism. We're just as happy with no economy at all, much less one with no money.

[Dragonflame]

*runs away from Del*

That was uncalled for.

And KB. We're communist now. There is no freedom of expression. You're protest is obviously a poorly disguised capitalist attempt to halt progress.

*guillotines KB*

[frr_vegeta]

*runs away from Del*

That was uncalled for.

And KB. We're communist now. There is no freedom of expression. You're protest is obviously a poorly disguised capitalist attempt to halt progress.

*guillotines KB*
*Toasts to this glorious revolution.*

[Psychotic]

Moddy/adminny/bananary thing #1:THE MEMBERS ARE REVOLTING! THE MEMBERS ARE REVOLTING!

Moddy/adminny/bananary thing #2:I know, I can smell them from here!

SOMEONE needed to say it.

Psh, if I wanted to I could make a huge revolt(With maybe 1.5 people involved! YES! ONE AND A WHOLE HALF PERSON!). But I don't, as I get paid not to.

[Dragonflame]

Really? Well, if the administrators are that worried about my revolt, I'm as open to bribery as the next guy.

[Psychotic]

Oh believe me, they are. They're weeping on their yachts as we speak.

[Dragonflame]

Yes! The bribery can start any time now. I need money.

[Baloki]

Yes! The bribery can start any time now. I need money.

*Insert witty comment that might suggest Psy was yanking your chain*

[Kirobaito]

Okay, so I've arranged for 4 (Four) Spamming Mafia Crime-Families. These Families will forevermore be known as Houses. How do we decide the leaders? The top 4 All-Time Posters at EoFF.

HOUSE OF USHER
Leader: Loony BoB

HOUSE OF MOUSE
Leader: ShlupQuack

HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
Leader: Moo Moo the Ner Cow

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
Leader: Dr Unne

Now, we begin the draft to see what members go in what House. BooB, your pick.

[Ouch!]

Perhaps you should make a new thread for this?

[Kirobaito]

It's part of the revolt, so no. And I need an OK from some of the higher up-people.

[Madonna]

There should be a rule about the recruits accepting, and heh, I don't think Unne's family is going to do much spamming. XD

[frr_vegeta]

*stands in line*

[Psychotic]

You missed House of BAoTW. Go to hell and do not pass go and do not collect 200 donuts.

[Kirobaito]

I'll pass on the House of BAoTW. The houses I made up are already existing houses.

House of Usher - Poem by Edgar Allan Poe
House of Mouse - Comes on the Disney Channel
House of the Rising Sun - a whorehouse (thus, PG is the leader)
House on Haunted Hill - stupid movie, I know, but there wasn't anything left.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, but we're more awesome than them.

[Kirobaito]

I believe that y'all didn't win the elections. The Pirate Party did. If any new House is formed, of which Del would be the leader (as the 5th biggest poster in EoFF history), it would be the House of Pirates.

[Madonna]

"House of Arr" has a lot more appeal.

[Kirobaito]

Okay. But we're not adding another House anyway. So it doesn't matter.

*infests Lynx and Psy*

[Psychotic]

The Newbie party did, actually.

Oh, and we rigged the last Ciddies, so there.

[Madonna]

*calls the Orkin man and orders a jug of his best pest killer*

I just realized if we're going with the Italian-themed crime families, every head of the Houses are dubbed "Don". Don BoB, Don Shlup, etc... :P

[Kirobaito]

The Newbie party did, actually.

Oh, and we rigged the last Ciddies, so there.

The Pirates won 4 of 10 spots, more than any other party. Just because BooB won the Forum Leadership role doesn't mean his party won the elections. :p :p :p :beer:

And I don't know what the Female form of "Don" is. Donness? Donness Shlup? It doesn't sound right, but I like the idea of giving everyone titles.

And with this whole house thing, we'll all be a member of a "Public Group" in our profiles.

[Del Murder]

Dona.

*runs ghetto's house over with his car*

[DMKA]

Originally posted by Ryoko Masaki
brokensailor :p:p:p:p
Yes Ms. Ryoko Masaki, now go edit the text in your signature accordingly...just a suggestion ma'am. :)

[Kirobaito]

Okay, so we have the following leaders of houses. And since they're Italian, I figure their names should be, too.

Don BooBiani
Don PeeGeeani.
Dona Shlupellino.
Don Unnelini.

[Del Murder]

Olive Garden serves a mean Unnelini with pesto for like 8 bucks.

[Kirobaito]

I prefer the Tour of Italy. :p

[Ouch!]

Olive Garden serves a mean Unnelini with pesto for like 8 bucks.

Don't forget the unlimited breadsticks and salad. Mmm... breadsticks.

[frr_vegeta]

Don't forget the unlimited breadsticks and salad. Mmm... breadsticks.
It's a good damned salad too.


I vote we all go to Olive Garden. b00b can foot the bill.

[Loony BoB]

Okay, so we have the following leaders of houses. And since they're Italian, I figure their names should be, too.

Don BooBiani
Don PeeGeeani.
Dona Shlupellino.
Don Unnelini.
BoBBiani*

[Ouch!]

Yes, yes. You fixed your name. That's all fine and great, but you're still gonna take us to Olive Garden, right?

[DMKA]

I want some breadsticks. :(

[Psychotic]

Just because BooB won the Forum Leadership role doesn't mean his party won the elections.

Actually it does. Election Booth said so at the time. And just for the record, as I came second in that leader thing, BAoTW pwned the pirates and came second ;)

[Kirobaito]

BoBBiani*

No, I got it right.

[Dragonflame]

Wow, this thread's really gotten off-topic. We've gone from a communist revolution to discussing the elections and the Olive Garden. Oh well, if BooB's buying, I'll accept that. Capitalist food tastes good.

[Kirobaito]

This is EoFF. No thread stays on topic for more than a page.

Okay, so is everyone free Saturday?

[Ouch!]

For unlimited breadsticks and sald? You bet.

[DMKA]

I luv breadsticks, but since I have no clue what Sald is, I'll take salad thanks.

[Del Murder]

Sald is salt with mold, an Italian delicacy.

[Dragonflame]

That sounds good. BooB's buying me some of that, along with the breadsticks and Unnelini.

[Meat Puppet]

I wanna be an amigo in the coolest house available.:)

[frr_vegeta]

I'm free Saturday. About when should I be ready by?

[Kirobaito]

Well, BooB's picking me up at 5, so he should be at your place by...1 AM. We're going for one of those Italian late-night dinners.

[DMKA]

I'll be ready around 8. Come get me on your way from KB's place.

[bennator]

Did I mention I was a fan of the tour of Italy? They also have good cheescake there as well.

[Rase]

Man, I'm too late for Olive Garden. Oh well, no one wants to come to California anyways. But can you guys send me some breadsticks in a doggy bag?

[Dragonflame]

That's right no one wants to come to California. Your state sucks.

[Rase]

Dude don't remind me. Where I used to live was WAY better than stupid Cali. Oh yeah, if you don't know, I used to live in Alaska. wOOt!

[frr_vegeta]

You have killer bees. Why must you suck? *wipes a tear*