Hiya

[Bernie]

Hi everyone.

I've been visiting EoFF for a while, but I never got around to registering. So... Here I am. :)

[Shlup]

Hurry! Before they come! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

[HOOTERS]

*BOOB-JUGGLE-JIGGLE-WOBBLE_SEX-SEX-HO-TRAIN-WIGGLES-HAS_SEX WITH NEWBIE AND CACTUS*

...too late.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I'll represent the sane members of this forum (I know there are some out there, even if I haven't found them yet). Welcome to the forums, blah blah blah, have fun don't spam blah blah blah swear and the mods and admin'll change your posts into something both amusing and embarassing.

[Bernie]

*BOOB-JUGGLE-JIGGLE-WOBBLE_SEX-SEX-HO-TRAIN-WIGGLES-HAS_SEX WITH NEWBIE AND CACTUS*

...too late.

I think that cactus part sounds a little painful. But what do I know? :p

[Leeza]

Another sane member here...unlike HOOTERS up there. :trout:

Welcome to EoFF, Bernie. :)

[black orb]

>>> Welcome to EoFF.. by the way Im not sane at all..

[PeTeRL90]

Howdy doodey.

[Lord Xehanort]

I am a 'sane' member.

*gives newbie an Ansem plushie*

[frr_vegeta]

Nice to meet you. Are you the fusion of Bert and Ernie?

[Ouch!]

Hello.
I'd like to think I'm sane, but I just spent two months going in and out of hospitals for my mental state. Obviously the doctors are against me. Sorry, I'm with HOOTERS.

[Levian]

Don't be fooled by those puppy eyes. They eat newbies :cry:

[Skogs]

Wotcha. :D

[Ryoko Masaki]

whooohoo...more newbies to enslave :p
*enslaves newbie*

Hey there Bernie...good you finally joined...stay awhile and i'm sure you'll like it here ;)

[Kirobaito]

Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF. :p

Remember: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

[Madonna]

Nice to meet you. Are you the fusion of Bert and Ernie?Lovechild.

Nice to meet you and welcome to the forums. ^__^

[Buffy]

Hello!! :shoot: :shoot: *Alos has sex with n00b* :p

[Xander]

Hey Bernie, welcome. *gives a Kairi plushie* =)

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Bernie]

Nice to meet you. Are you the fusion of Bert and Ernie?

No. Silly. :p

And puppy eyes? Where? :greenie:

w00t. I got me two whole plushies! :roll:

[Logan]

All I thought was "Mac?" when I saw this.
Hi.

[Bernie]

People usually think about Bernie Mac when they hear my name.

I think my seventh grade English teacher said that my nickname reminds him of Weekend at Bernie's. :smash:

[Aphelion]

Welcome to EoFF, Bernie. I hope you have a great time here and that's it, have fun!

[GrimmReaper]

Hi everyone.

I've been visiting EoFF for a while, but I never got around to registering. So... Here I am.

I lurk around a whole lot more than I post. It's quite all right. welcome to EoFF

[Lord Xehanort]

whooohoo...more newbies to enslave :p
*enslaves newbie*

Hey there Bernie...good you finally joined...stay awhile and i'm sure you'll like it here ;)


You're a n00b too, y'know.

*enforces Ryoko Masaki*
*gives her an Ansem plushie*
*releases her slaves*

[Erdrick Holmes]

You're a n00b too, y'know.

*enforces Ryoko Masaki*
*gives her an Ansem plushie*
*releases her slaves*

Hands off my mistress.

Oh yeah I forgot

*eats newbie*

[Peegee]

Hey newbie, you dropped a dollar

*sexors newbie*

[escobert]

Will you be my friend?

[frr_vegeta]

Hey newbie, you dropped a dollar

*sexors newbie*
:lolz: I do believe I look forward to reading your posts.

[Trumpet Thief]

Hello Bernie.

And yes, I am a "sane" member. Hope you enjoy your stay at EOFF.

*Give her a Riku plushie*

Yes, I am that desperate.

[Bernie]

*eats newbie*

Do I taste good? :p


Will you be my friend?

Only if you give me a cookie. Chocolate chip only, though. :greenie:

[escobert]

*gives bernie a chocolatechip cookie*
there!

[Bernie]

But... But the cookie you gave me isn't chocolate chip! Those are crickets!

How can you lie to me like that? I thought we had something?! :cry:

... I feel as though I'm in an odd mood.

Also, I just realised I liked cricket cookies. I take what I said back. ;)

[Citizen Bleys]

*eats newbie*

And all this time, I thought you were hetero.

[Lord Xehanort]

Hello Bernie.

And yes, I am a "sane" member. Hope you enjoy your stay at EOFF.

*Give her a Riku plushie*

Yes, I am that desperate.

Only members of the Trinity are allowed to give KH plushies! :mad2:

[Iceglow]

Hmm ansem, I gave you cookies and you repay me by starting on my misstress? You're evil I'll now give all future warm chocolate chip cookies to other people (also stocks white chocolate chip cookies too they're nicer!)

As for Bernie sorry but I have to cook you on a spit over a fire for several hours whilst dripping herbs, oils and stuff on you but first *drains a couple of pints of blood off for drinking and the gravy* sorry we cant have you running away but I'll sweeten the deal have a cookie *holds up a choc chip and a white choc chip cookie fresh from the oven*

[Erdrick Holmes]

And all this time, I thought you were hetero.

Showth what you know Bleyth :love:

Seriously though, I eat lots of stuff, newbies included.

[Lord Xehanort]

Hmm ansem, I gave you cookies and you repay me by starting on my misstress? You're evil I'll now give all future warm chocolate chip cookies to other people (also stocks white chocolate chip cookies too they're nicer!)

I didn't start on her. I released you, she's not your mistress! Oh, and I made you into a Yaoi Pic. Enjoy!

[Iceglow]

I seem to remember being voluntarily in her control (look at the girls picture you'll understand why ;) ) also where is this yaoi pic?

[Lord Xehanort]

In my mind... somewhere.

[Iceglow]

not good enough.


anyways bernie hows the cookie ready to be roasted now?

[Bernie]

You people post too much.... <.<

You can roast me, but only for a good cause! Can't just let me go to waste, can ya? I'm sure all the sugar I've consumed over the past few days will make me taste sweeter than I really am. :smash:

Cookie fine. At lunch today I stuffed a whole three inch cookie in my mouth without it breaking. I'm starting to get strange looks from people.

[Kirobaito]

You people post too much.... <.<

If you think we post too much, visit FF: Worlds Apart. They spam like mad. Our spam is tasteful. :p

[Bernie]

I guess I'm just used to smaller communites where people don't post as much.

Oh well. :greenie: