I want to make a new thread.

[Linus]

Let's make this one about necklaces. Do you wear a necklace? If so, describe it/them.

I wear one made out of hemp and beads. It's cool. I've also got one made of little white shells, and two others made out of beads and chunks of metal.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This topicv sucks. I want to talk about my favorite method of purchace payments. I very much enjoy using my Debit Card whenever possible.

[Linus]

Ok, this thread is now about necklaces and purchase payments.

My necklace doubles as an ATM card.

[Ouch!]

I'm wearing one right now. It's leather with a fish hook carved from bone on it. It's from Maui, just got it fixed after it broke two years ago by catching onto my shorts when I bent over.

Oh, and I like to pay things out in cash.

[Shlup]

I typically wear one piece of jewlery at a time. I wear the bracelet my best friend sent me for my birthday, a ring I won at the Rennissance Faire when I was a kid, or my necklace.

The chain was something I found around the house to put the pendant on. The pendant belonged to my aunt, who died of cancer when I was young. Its a Jesus fish with a cross inside. I like it.

[Linus]

That sounds like it would look very amusing.

Edit: I mean Zaphier hooking himself, not the fish pendant.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My debit Card doubles as a key chain. I win.

[Linus]

My wedding ring doubles as an explosive device.

[Ouch!]

My wedding ring doubles as an explosive device.

You're James Bond now?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My cell phone doubles as a camera. I win again.

[Linus]

Ok this thread is now about things that double as other things.

Which is kinda neat, since this thread is now doubling as a thread about necklaces and things that double as other things.

[fire_of_avalon]

my feet triple as modes of transportation.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My tupperware doubles as a cereal bowl. I like to eat Cinnamon Life out of my tupperbowl, since it's my favorite kind of cereal.

[HOOTERS]

EFTPOS, although sometimes cash is better.

I don't wear a necklace. Just because you have a neck doesn't mean you have to go around hanging stuff off of it.

edit: my haemorrhoid doubles as a conversation piece.

[Linus]

I just don't like the way my neck looks when it's bare. It irks me.

One of my lamps doubles as a storage facility.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My coat rack doubles as a vaccuum cleaner. I use it to clean up Life Cereal. Since it's so great I eat it and it gets all over the place. The topic is now about Life Cereal.

[Linus]

Life cereal ain't bad.

This thread is now about things that are bad.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Dogs pooping on your carpet is bad.

The topic is now about dog poop.

[fire_of_avalon]

Dog poop is what happens when your dog misspells its name and you end up with God.

The thread topic is now about oranges

[Linus]

Oranges double as a fruit and a color.

This thread is now about Word Association.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

EDIT: NEVER MIND

The topic is now about craniums.

[Linus]

This thread makes my cranium happy.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=769714#post769714

[fire_of_avalon]

When you do things right, you don't do them like Linus.

The topic is now about greek salads.

EDIT: OMG THE THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T TAKE MY TURN AWAY :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :fd: :mad2:

[Peegee]

You can take some oranges and squeeze the juices out onto baby greens and eat a real low-fat salad, as opposed to that salad dressing crap that's loaded with fat.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

The topic is now about people who can't type fast enough.

[fire_of_avalon]

The topic is now about people who can't type fast enough.
:cry:

[Linus]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=769714#post769714
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=769714#post769714
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=769714#post769714

I type plenty quick.

[HOOTERS]

When you pee on an orange tree the orange tree grows faster and then the oranges taste like oranges and pee.

This topis is about peeing on people.

[fire_of_avalon]

You just copied and pasted, cheater.

The thread is now about how Linus is a cheater.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

It's nap time now. There are to be no posts in this thread for fifteen minutes.

[Linus]

New rule.

Nobody can change the topic except Spiff and myself.

The topic is now about regime change.

Edit: Don't freaking double post. Delete that please.

[fire_of_avalon]

:cry: Fascists.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Remember Ronald Regan? I sure don't.

The topic is now about obscurity.

[HOOTERS]

Oranges are nice let's just keep talking about oranges every1/

1. They are orange.

[Linus]

Obscurity is fun to say while holding your tongue with your thumb and forefinger.

[fire_of_avalon]

2. They are obscure

[HOOTERS]

3. They taste like orange

[fire_of_avalon]

4. But not orange like Cheetos orange

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

5. fire_of_avalon sucks at this.

[fire_of_avalon]

4. fire_of_avalon sucks at this.

:cry: why you so mean

[HOOTERS]

6. oranges

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Because that's the topic of the thread.

[Linus]

List threads are illegal.

This thread is now about necklaces.

[fire_of_avalon]

I have a necklace my aunt gave me for Christmas. I like it alot.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

And what's with the Hokey-PokeY? I mean really.

[HOOTERS]

7. Oranges come in bags that are also orange

[Linus]

The new topic is Hoot's lack of bathing.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Ever try to do the Hokey-Pokey underwater and naked? I tell you what, that's not what it's all about, no matter what they say.

[Linus]

I do everything naked underwater.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Guys. Shlup is reading this thread. We're doomed.

This thread is about damnation.

[HOOTERS]

8. Oranges doesn't rhyme with anything except maybe.....bloranges.

[Linus]

Shlup is my honey bunny.

<3

Edit: Also, she's been viewing the thread for 15 minutes now. I think she's gone probably.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This just in:
Linus and Shulp like to rob coffee shops.

[Kirobaito]

Shlup refused to catch mono from me. :(

[Linus]

This just in: Bruce Willis pwnz John Travolta!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This just in: The new permanent topic is "Shlup is GREAT"

Discuss.

[fire_of_avalon]

Shlup has a name that's onomatopeoia.

[Linus]

I find myself wanting to declare my love for Shlup often, but then she posts random images at myspace and I get an e-mail about it and I go to look and see some crazy, zany animated .gif instead of a real comment and makes me smile.

Smile =! love.

[Fuzakeru]

. . . lies.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

When I met Shlup in real life she laughed at me when I stated that I wanted to be a mod.

Then I went home and cried.

laughing != love

[Linus]

Is it =! or !=?

Anyway, I forgot you met Shlup.

Did you stare at her boobs?

[HOOTERS]

9. *knock knock*

Who's there?

Oranges.

ORANGES WHO?

Oranges you glad I didnt eat your oranges!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Is it =! or !=?

Anyway, I forgot you met Shlup.

Did you stare at her boobs?
Maybe.




Yes.
Here's a great site about <a href=http://www.heptune.com/poop.html>poop!</a>

[Linus]

I didn't click that link, but I'm glad Shlup has good boobs.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yes, me too.
BJ too, I bet.

[HOOTERS]

10. There's really only about 10 things you can say about oranges. I guess this thread is done then. :smash:

[Kirobaito]

Maybe.




Yes.
Here's a great site about <a href=http://www.heptune.com/poop.html>poop!</a>

You got that by searching for 'poop' in that search engine at the top, didntcha?

[Leeza]

Okay...this thread is now about necklaces and nothing but necklaces. Yes, I wear a necklace. It's a 24" gold chain with a gold heart pendant that has about 20 diamonds in it.

[Kirobaito]

I don't wear a necklace.

[fire_of_avalon]

That's alot of diamonds.

My necklace is just costume jewelry, but it's pretty in that trashy kinda pretty way.

[HOOTERS]

This thread is just ridiculous now, you can't make a necklace out of oranges. Well maybe you could, but that would be stupid.

[fire_of_avalon]

Don't worry HOOTERS, I miss the oranges too. :(

[Leeza]

Okay, this thread is now about necklaces and oranges and nothing but necklaces and oranges!

[crono_logical]

!= if you want to negate something :p

[DMKA]

11. There apparently IS more than ten things to say about oranges...and this is it!

[fire_of_avalon]

You are so smart. *gives you an orange necklace*

[Mikztsu]

I used to wear this "thing" when Lil and I were still engaged and stuff.

I just bought yesterday a silver necklace which has the cross of Christianity. I love it.

I'm a religious person, so it's not there just because it "looks good." dot. I'm Christian and proud of my Christianity.

[Linus]

Okay...this thread is now about necklaces and nothing but necklaces. Yes, I wear a necklace. It's a 24" gold chain with a gold heart pendant that has about 20 diamonds in it.

Aren't you afraid of being mugged?

This thread is now about muggers, muggings, and coffee mugs.

[Polaris]

I have many neckless, I think it's one of the most important thing, fornwoman to wear....

Neckless, earings, rings, sandals, a very preety dress and a classic hairdress!

There is nothin' better than this, by the way I wanna put my pic (I decided that I'm gonna kill you alll!!), but in scan it only appear in Acrobat reader, how can I put my pic in the thread "Post your pic (read rules)?

Thank ya!

[Misfit]

7. Oranges come in bags that are also orange
That people like to get stuck on their heads.

[Mikztsu]

There is nothin' better than this, by the way I wanna put my pic (I decided that I'm gonna kill you alll!!), but in scan it only appear in Acrobat reader, how can I put my pic in the thread "Post your pic (read rules)?

Thank ya!


Do you know how to use attachments?

Also, post this in HELP FORUM and you'll get a solution in your problem very quickly. :)

[DMKA]

12. Now, we all know Garfield is orange, and he loves to eat, but does he love to eat oranges?

[Leeza]

Aren't you afraid of being mugged?

No, dang it! They're too small! And after counting them again, there's only 17. :)

[fire_of_avalon]

12. Now, we all know Garfield is orange, and he loves to eat, but does he love to eat oranges?
Garfield loves eating nothing that could possibly be good for him.

[Reason]

That people like to get stuck on their heads.

But that is the point about orange bags.

I have a bracelet with an orange on it. Not a real one though.

13. When oranges shrink, they get small.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Thiks thread has beenin complete disaray since day one. I'm afraid I'm going to haved to put it down.

In the meantime, please discuss euthinasia or however the hell you spell it.

[Ouch!]

Euthanasia? It's illegal.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Says who?

[Ouch!]

The government.

[Baloki]

The government.

Bah, what government!

[Ouch!]

The American one, it's considered murder.

[Reason]

And all of us are Americans?


25. Oranges aren't originally from America

[Ouch!]

True, but I am.

[Baloki]

True, but I am.

No your not, America doesn't exsist.

[Ouch!]

Then what is this place?

[Linus]

Linustopia.

[Baloki]

Then what is this place?

As Far as I can tell the USA

[Ouch!]

Linustopia

And I assume you're the leader here?

Baloki, craps to your technicalities.

[Baloki]

and I say craps to your technicalities, so meh!

[Xander]

I have a necklace with a "P" on, stands for my name, it's getting kinda old though, a new one would be nice. *hintcoughnudgelindsey* :D

[Ariel]

I wear my boyfriend's ring on a necklace sometimes. It's all Celtic and nifty and stuff, and it's kinda nice to wear it, besides. <3

[Linus]

If I had a lady to give a necklace to, I would give her necklaces ALL THE TIME.

[frr_vegeta]

If I had a lady to give a necklace to, I would give her necklaces ALL THE TIME.
Necklaces made of pearl?

[Linus]

That's SICK.

Yes.

[Logan]

Sometimes I wear the one my friends mom got both of us; It's weird, with the imprint of a bear paw on it or something. Nifty.

[DMKA]

26. If oranges were onions they'd turn brown after being left out in the sun.

[fire_of_avalon]

If oranges were onions I wouldn't like them nearly as much as I do now.

[Storm]

I had a black string necklace with a little dragon on it. Unfortunately, while I was drunk on my birthday I pryed the necklace against the side of my face and snapped it in half. Dumb, dumb, dumb...

[DMKA]

*just realized this thread has something to do with necklaces in some apparent way*

I sometimes wear my dogchains with my navy seabag lock on the end...yay for individuality I suppose.

Oh and on rare occasions I walk around wearing my "girlfriend's" cross necklace which I exchanged my ring with...yeah, you heard me a cross...I'm a terrible person.

[Revival 2006]

Go eat a curb.