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HOOTERS
05-01-2004, 08:00 PM
If you had a cow what would you call it.

i wouldnt cal,l it something stupid like buttercup id prolly call it mr. cow.

discuss. :smash:

Kami
05-01-2004, 08:14 PM
*slaps HOOTERS* why in the world would you name a cow buttercup? *sings the buttercup song*

Leeza
05-01-2004, 08:19 PM
My grandmother used to have a cow. I think she called it Bessie.

Yamaneko
05-01-2004, 08:36 PM
My grandparents had cows on their farm. They were slaughtered and eaten. I recall they tasted disgusting. They didn't have names. :(

Meat Puppet
05-01-2004, 08:52 PM
We had a cow and we named it Dumdum I think it was retarded

Doc Sark
05-01-2004, 09:58 PM
I'd call it Goathead.

Xander
05-01-2004, 10:00 PM
I'd call it moose and give it antlers.

Skogs
05-01-2004, 10:05 PM
'Gilbert'

Why not?

Kirobaito
05-01-2004, 10:58 PM
I would name my cow HOOTERS.

Shlup
05-01-2004, 11:31 PM
My cows in Harvets Moon 2 are BJ, Bary, Dick, and Anjil.

If I had a real cow I'd probably name her Orange.

Loony BoB
05-01-2004, 11:33 PM
Daisy, ala the song by Zed called "Oh! Daisy."

Ariel
05-01-2004, 11:39 PM
Wild Thing.

I used to have a pet cow when I was little. I called her Anastacia. xD

Psychotic
05-02-2004, 02:56 AM
Moo Moo the Ner Cow.

Fuzakeru
05-02-2004, 03:00 AM
=_~ .... -=- Warning -=- ...... lame joke accessed in mind ..... ~_=

I'd cut off it's legs and call it Ground Beef!! :smash:

Rase
05-02-2004, 03:49 AM
I'd call it Philbert.

ZeZipster
05-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Homo-G.

Peegee
05-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Bearsy

BatChao
05-02-2004, 03:53 AM
My cows in Harvest Moon are called Kitty and Starry Star. Umm, those are about the best names I can come up with.

Mo-Nercy
05-02-2004, 03:57 AM
In Harvest Moon, I named my cows, Jun and Jin. I was obsessed with Tekken at the time.

Misfit
05-02-2004, 05:23 AM
I'd name mine Beast, or Killer, or ROAR I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES.

"Go feed Roar I'll Eat Your Babies, now. >=o"

Yeah.

Mort
05-02-2004, 11:23 AM
How about Dog or Fido, so you can take it for a walk and ask people if they wana see Dog/Fido and a great big cow comes running over :D wow how weird would that be seeing someone taking a cow for a walk down the road.

Baloki
05-02-2004, 12:00 PM
i wouldnt cal,l it something stupid like buttercup id prolly call it mr. cow.

^Drunk typing :fd:

Breine
05-02-2004, 12:37 PM
I don't know. I'd probably just call it 'Ko', which means 'cow' in Denmark... God I'm original! :D

Female Ryuichi
05-02-2004, 01:15 PM
I'll call my cow Bob...

Rye
05-02-2004, 01:42 PM
I'd name him Burger King... ;)

frr_vegeta
05-02-2004, 03:46 PM
I would name my cow food.

Rusty
05-02-2004, 03:49 PM
I'd name mine Chops :)

vangelis debussy
05-02-2004, 03:52 PM
I would call mine CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL. Im a vegitarian and the whole idea of dominion ocer animalscarnivores eat is sick. sorry.

Cheers, vangelis

Linus
05-02-2004, 03:53 PM
I'd name my cow Joel, and then shoot it 37 times with a shotgun.

Rusty
05-02-2004, 03:54 PM
Hey! I'd name mine Vego and chops...

RSL
05-02-2004, 04:01 PM
Well, let's see. In harvest moon, I had to name my cow, and I named it Yorda.

Giggles
05-02-2004, 06:53 PM
My parents named their cow Tasty Beef. Tasty Beef is dead ;_;

Lord Xehanort
05-02-2004, 06:53 PM
I'd name it Dinner.

escobert
05-02-2004, 07:45 PM
I have 67 cows. All of them have numbers not names.