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HOOTERS
05-01-2004, 08:00 PM
If you had a cow what would you call it.
i wouldnt cal,l it something stupid like buttercup id prolly call it mr. cow.
discuss. :smash:
*slaps HOOTERS* why in the world would you name a cow buttercup? *sings the buttercup song*
Leeza
05-01-2004, 08:19 PM
My grandmother used to have a cow. I think she called it Bessie.
Yamaneko
05-01-2004, 08:36 PM
My grandparents had cows on their farm. They were slaughtered and eaten. I recall they tasted disgusting. They didn't have names. :(
Meat Puppet
05-01-2004, 08:52 PM
We had a cow and we named it Dumdum I think it was retarded
Doc Sark
05-01-2004, 09:58 PM
I'd call it Goathead.
Xander
05-01-2004, 10:00 PM
I'd call it moose and give it antlers.
Skogs
05-01-2004, 10:05 PM
'Gilbert'
Why not?
Kirobaito
05-01-2004, 10:58 PM
I would name my cow HOOTERS.
Shlup
05-01-2004, 11:31 PM
My cows in Harvets Moon 2 are BJ, Bary, Dick, and Anjil.
If I had a real cow I'd probably name her Orange.
Loony BoB
05-01-2004, 11:33 PM
Daisy, ala the song by Zed called "Oh! Daisy."
Ariel
05-01-2004, 11:39 PM
Wild Thing.
I used to have a pet cow when I was little. I called her Anastacia. xD
Psychotic
05-02-2004, 02:56 AM
Moo Moo the Ner Cow.
Fuzakeru
05-02-2004, 03:00 AM
=_~ .... -=- Warning -=- ...... lame joke accessed in mind ..... ~_=
I'd cut off it's legs and call it Ground Beef!! :smash:
ZeZipster
05-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Homo-G.
Peegee
05-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Bearsy
BatChao
05-02-2004, 03:53 AM
My cows in Harvest Moon are called Kitty and Starry Star. Umm, those are about the best names I can come up with.
Mo-Nercy
05-02-2004, 03:57 AM
In Harvest Moon, I named my cows, Jun and Jin. I was obsessed with Tekken at the time.
Misfit
05-02-2004, 05:23 AM
I'd name mine Beast, or Killer, or ROAR I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES.
"Go feed Roar I'll Eat Your Babies, now. >=o"
Yeah.
How about Dog or Fido, so you can take it for a walk and ask people if they wana see Dog/Fido and a great big cow comes running over :D wow how weird would that be seeing someone taking a cow for a walk down the road.
Baloki
05-02-2004, 12:00 PM
i wouldnt cal,l it something stupid like buttercup id prolly call it mr. cow.
^Drunk typing :fd:
Breine
05-02-2004, 12:37 PM
I don't know. I'd probably just call it 'Ko', which means 'cow' in Denmark... God I'm original! :D
Female Ryuichi
05-02-2004, 01:15 PM
I'll call my cow Bob...
I'd name him Burger King... ;)
frr_vegeta
05-02-2004, 03:46 PM
I would name my cow food.
Rusty
05-02-2004, 03:49 PM
I'd name mine Chops :)
vangelis debussy
05-02-2004, 03:52 PM
I would call mine CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL. Im a vegitarian and the whole idea of dominion ocer animalscarnivores eat is sick. sorry.
Cheers, vangelis
Linus
05-02-2004, 03:53 PM
I'd name my cow Joel, and then shoot it 37 times with a shotgun.
Rusty
05-02-2004, 03:54 PM
Hey! I'd name mine Vego and chops...
Well, let's see. In harvest moon, I had to name my cow, and I named it Yorda.
Giggles
05-02-2004, 06:53 PM
My parents named their cow Tasty Beef. Tasty Beef is dead ;_;
Lord Xehanort
05-02-2004, 06:53 PM
I'd name it Dinner.
escobert
05-02-2004, 07:45 PM
I have 67 cows. All of them have numbers not names.
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