Hidden Talents.

[Linus]

I just went to a God-awful talent show at my high school. It sucked, except for the breakdancing.

Do you have any talents? (Eating doesn't count, Joel.)

(Neither does Street Fighter.)

(You know what, just don't post, Joel.)

[Jebus]

My talent is not having any talents.

[Shlup]

Eating is too a talent! *pouts*

[Erdrick Holmes]

You're not the boss of me, Linus.

I can break something without even realizing it, I can injure people without trying, I can defeat any man, woman, or child in any fighting game (except Super Smash Brothers, the only fighting game I suck at) I can make red stoplights turn green by stairing at them.
I'm a good standup comic too, I went to a high school talent show doing stand up two years ago and got 2nd place.
Oh and yes, I can eat three pizzas the size of Kiddie pools without stopping for digestion.

[TheAbominatrix]

You're not the boss of me, Linus.

Welcome to kindergarten, folks.

I'm double jointed in my fingers. And that's pretty much it.

[Shlup]

Wow, you are quite talented, Joel. You got me beat.

EDIT:
Welcome to kindergarten, folks.What? It was funny! *puts Ashley on time-out*

[escobert]

I can spit my chew 30 ft. is that a talent?

[RSL]

No, that is disgusting.

[Logan]

I can't do anything remotely cool or talented.

[Del Murder]

I can twist my thumb around so it looks like it's on my hand backwards.

[Kirobaito]

I have the ability to pull anything out of my, errr...anus. (stupid swearing rule)

[Yamaneko]

I can kill people.

[TheAbominatrix]

EDIT:What? It was funny! *puts Ashley on time-out*

This only proves that you've spent way too much time at Kindercare.

[Shlup]

Guns don't kill people, Yams kills people. Preferably Ashley.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I can kill people.

So can I, wanna see?

[Ouch!]

Today I learned I can do the Mexican hat dance.

[musashius]

I can snowboard and play the guitar. But these days, it seems like everyone can.

[fire_of_avalon]

I can't read Japanese.

[RSL]

I can snowboard and play the guitar. But these days, it seems like everyone can.

Can you do both at the same time? That would be cool.

[Kirobaito]

I can transform 4 different Beast Wars whilst driving my car, I forgot to add. :p Optimus Minor, Blackarachnia (Transmetal 2), Megatron (Transmetal), Silverbolt.

[Casey]

I understand some Filipeno (Basian) verbally but cant speak alot of it, but just understand some of the words coming out. Im good at FPS type games, and can handle and shoot a gun like a rifle well because of it.

[Doomgaze]

People who chew tobacco deserve to be shot. They're worse than Hitler.

[The Captain]

If we were to reveal hidden talents, wouldn't they no longer be hidden?

Take care all.

[Peegee]

I thought so too, M'lord

I can breakdance.

[Rainecloud]

I can dislocate my thumbs and play the piano while they're still dislocated.

I can also un-dislocate my thumbs if the need ever arises.

[Random Tonberry]

I can drive, light a cigerette, play with the radio and open a soda all while yelling at the idiot driver in front of me for being on a cell phone.

[Wind Shear]

1. Playing piano, guitar and bamboo flute
2. Brandishing a pole

[Misfit]

I can shake my eyeballs. It freaks my mom out, ah, good stuff. ^_^

And um, I can move one eye and not the other... that's talent, right?

[Psychotic]

I can move one eye and not the other too =D

And also I can burn stuff reaaaal good, but that's not the best part: That's the maniacal laughter that accompanies it.

[Iceglow]

hmm I can sit awake for 4 days and not have to use caffeine.

I can also teach a nineteen month old baby shotokan Karate and how to mosh / air guitar (I'm grooming my nephew for teenage years when he rebels against his "White trash" mother with her "Garage music" if that noise can be called music)

I can also make the worlds most supid mistakes and then actually by miracle survive them

do they count?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Does martial arts talent count? If so I'm a blue belt in Taebongsoodo. Mess with me wil ya?

[Ichy]

I can remember the exact same type of thread that has recently slipped off the end of the list in this forum.

That's my talent ;)

[Fuzakeru]

1.) I play clarinet, percussoin, and piano
2.) Art ( Taking college credit classes now )
3.) Writing poetry ( I've been published in three books and one cd collection )
4.) Make cricket noises

[Shadraque]

I can sing. I used to do professional theater. (not broadway.)

Also, I'm a phenominal liar. Only when I choose.

[Baloki]

Urm, lack of being anything...

[Lord Xehanort]

I am a good:

singer
poet
gamer

[Rye]

Singing is my talent :)

[Iceglow]

ahh forgot one I too sing. I used to do a really good hardcore scream for my mates rock band but I lost the ability to do that, so now I sing soft rock songs quite well stuff like Staind and Creed so on thats well withing my vocal range as are some really high notes such as my uncanny ability to reach the high notes of songs by Muse and the Darkness. it's actually quite funny but if I'm depressed then I can scream again managed to do a cover of Linkin park Faint as a solo with the full screaming mid section in tune although I was about to cry at the time which could be heard in my voice on the playback of the recording my mates actually thought it improved my performance. Therefore I now keep a little store of the most painful bitter sweet memories I have to hand

[DMKA]

Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
I'm double jointed in my fingers. And that's pretty much it.
OMFG YOUR JUST LIKE ME! I <3 U! :love:

[SeeDRankLou]

I can perform rather complex math in my head very quickly. That's what happens when you go through four years of calculus.
I can drink an unbelievably large amount of Coca-Cola in 24 hours.
I can bend my pinky back so that the tip touches the back of my hand.
I can play Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past and get zero deaths.

Mmmm...I can't think of anymore.

[Lindy]

I'm invulnerable to everything except Kryptonite.

Whoops, not a hidden talent any more.

[ZeZipster]

I can fart my hands!

...I feel sad.

[Casey]

I can fart my hands!

...I feel sad.



Dont worry! I can do that to.:p

[ZeZipster]

:cry:

[Dragonflame]

I have the ability to tie my arms into a knot. Seriously, I have to have someone else untie them when I do it. They really are tied up. I can't do it too often though. It tends to dislocate my shoulders and fracture my arms in a few places.