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Erdrick Holmes
05-05-2004, 01:11 PM
There are those games that all of the game magazines, websites, and reviewers give low scores. Name a few that you've played.

Aquaman
Monster Garage
ET for the Atari 2600
Dokopan Monster Hunter
Daikatana
Superman

Zifnab
05-05-2004, 01:22 PM
Azure Dreams is one of the worst RPGs I've ever played.
Granstream Saga I remember as being pretty bad.
Frank Herbert's Dune is terrible.

LordAnubis
05-05-2004, 01:48 PM
The following games suck: final fantasy1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10 part two, crystal chronicles, pokemon, fifa football,
the following films suck :final fantasy, pokemon, bend it like beckham, pretty woman
the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player

Polaris
05-05-2004, 03:40 PM
Digimon
Pokemon
Spiderman
Pac Man World!!!!
Medievel
Spice Girls

There are so many!!!!

Flying Mullet
05-05-2004, 03:43 PM
FFVIII

Polaris
05-05-2004, 03:57 PM
FFVIII

No it doesn't it's really cute!!!!!

More cute than you!!

Flying Mullet
05-05-2004, 04:00 PM
Well I don't think of myself as cute so no offense taken. :p

Iceglow
05-05-2004, 04:15 PM
mary kate and ashley games, barbie games, power rangers games, action man games, I could go on but the fact is we'd run out of DB space by the time I'm done it comes with working in a games store.

Flying Mullet
05-05-2004, 04:17 PM
mary kate and ashley games
I just want to expand this topic for a second and say anything related to those two hell spawns.

Maxico
05-05-2004, 04:49 PM
Anything to do with army men.

Doc Sark
05-05-2004, 04:52 PM
PITFIGHTER!!!!

What a load of pap, i have never trampled on any other game cartridge, this one however was asking for it.

Iceglow
05-05-2004, 04:58 PM
no we blew up the Barbie games after two years of not selling a single copy...why the heck did they stock them anyway?

Kirobaito
05-05-2004, 06:39 PM
power rangers games

I loved the SNES game. :mad:

FFVIII, and, uh, that game that sucked, uh...you know what I'm talking about...Metroid! *runs*






















j/k

The Captain
05-05-2004, 07:24 PM
"The following games suck: final fantasy1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10 part two, crystal chronicles, pokemon, fifa football,"

Ah, so you love FFXI! Wonderful!

Hmm...
I forget what the game was called, but Phil Hartman did the voice for the lead character. I love Hartman, but the game was very poor.

Take care all.

Lindy
05-05-2004, 07:25 PM
Either http://gamecell.co.uk/pc/singlesfuyl.htm or http://gamecell.co.uk/pc/gothic2.htm

Oh man, those games are PAINFUL.

Rainecloud
05-05-2004, 07:52 PM
Ugh, I could go on for hours with this list.

- Metroid Prime.
- Super Mario 64.
- Super Mario Sunshine.
- Yoshi's Story.
- WWE: Wrestlemania X8.
- WWE: Wrestlemania XIX.
- Maximo.
- Timesplitters.
- Timesplitters II.
- Quake III Arena.
- Grandia.
- Grandia II.
- Harvest Moon.
- James Bond: 007 (Game Boy).
- Donkey Kong Country 64.
- Gran Turismo.
- Gran Turismo II.
- Silent Scope.
- Cool Spot.
- Bubsy the Bobcat.
- Bubsy the Bobcat II.
- The Sims.
- Zelda: Wind Waker.
- Tenchu II (I enjoyed the first one).
- Crash Bandicoot (All of them).
- All Football Games.
- Legend of Legaia.
- Legaia II (Duel Saga).
- Lord of the Rings (All of them - not the movies, just the games).

I hate them all so much! In fact, I hate pretty much everything from December 1998 onwards.

BatChao
05-05-2004, 08:10 PM
Hmm... I try to stay away from super crap games, but once in a while, I play one. Here's a few super duper ultimate crappy ones:
-Quest 64(N64)
-...uhh... that's all I can think of right now

Here's a list of some bad ones, but they're not quite super ultra bad:
-SNK vs Capcom: Chaos
-KOFs
-Platoon (NES)
-Batman Beyond (N64)

Probably more, but I need to go now...

m4tt
05-05-2004, 08:34 PM
FFVIII


the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player

Wow you got me twice, you are so cool.

Lindy
05-05-2004, 08:41 PM
Ugh, I could go on for hours with this list.

- Metroid Prime.
- Super Mario 64.
- Super Mario Sunshine.
- Yoshi's Story.
- WWE: Wrestlemania X8.
- WWE: Wrestlemania XIX.
- Maximo.
- Timesplitters.
- Timesplitters II.
- Quake III Arena.
- Grandia.
- Grandia II.
- Harvest Moon.
- James Bond: 007 (Game Boy).
- Donkey Kong Country 64.
- Gran Turismo.
- Gran Turismo II.
- Silent Scope.
- Cool Spot.
- Bubsy the Bobcat.
- Bubsy the Bobcat II.
- The Sims.
- Zelda: Wind Waker.
- Tenchu II (I enjoyed the first one).
- Crash Bandicoot (All of them).
- All Football Games.
- Legend of Legaia.
- Legaia II (Duel Saga).
- Lord of the Rings (All of them - not the movies, just the games).

I hate them all so much! In fact, I hate pretty much everything from December 1998 onwards.

*killsumuchly*

Casey
05-05-2004, 08:53 PM
The following games suck: final fantasy1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10 part two, crystal chronicles, pokemon, fifa football,
the following films suck :final fantasy, pokemon, bend it like beckham, pretty woman
the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player

Stop contradicting yourself, you didnt think that way when you joined a ff forum now did you? :p

Well I didnt like M2K and M2K: 2 I also didnt like spider man video games and Evergrace and its sequal or prequal or whatever.

Lord Xehanort
05-05-2004, 08:57 PM
the following people suck : final fantasy fans,

You just insulted at least half the board. Well, aren't you a bundle of sunshine!

Anyway, the worst games I've played: FFX-2, Sonic Heroes

The Nique
05-05-2004, 09:08 PM
I'm pretty sure that Harvest moon; wonderful life sucks. also Saga Frontier *shudders* Legend of the Dragoon didn't suck, but it sure was a silly silly FF rip-off.

Flying Mullet
05-05-2004, 09:13 PM
the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player
Wow you got me twice, you are so cool.
I never knew...


You just insulted at least half the board.
I'm pretty sure that that was his intent.

m4tt
05-05-2004, 09:30 PM
Yes, I am pikachu. You figured it out!

Flying Mullet
05-05-2004, 09:33 PM
Pikachu, I mean Gau, I choose you!

BatChao
05-06-2004, 12:16 AM
I'm pretty sure that Harvest moon; wonderful life sucks.

NO! When you say 'pretty sure' it seems like you haven't played it. You can't say anything! GRR!!!! Haha. I'm not really mad, but really, HM games are so freakin' awesome.

Another game that isn't 'bad' per-se, but is substanceless (kidna like a movie that is entertaining but lacks substance) is the Mortal Kombat series... at least up to 4. I haven't played Deadly Alliance.

Del Murder
05-06-2004, 02:52 AM
Dragon Warrior VII.
Ogre Battle series. (Tactics Ogre was cool though)

Erdrick Holmes
05-06-2004, 03:15 AM
Anyway, the worst games I've played: FFX-2, Sonic Heroes

Dude, you're always ranting to me at school about how cool Sonic Heroes is, man.

Lord Chainsaw
05-06-2004, 03:34 AM
Games that suck?

golden sun. Ugh.

EDIT: I capitalized golden sun on accident. That game doesn't deserve to be capitalized.

Rainecloud
05-06-2004, 07:14 AM
Ah, I forgot about Sonic Heroes. I hate that game, too.

Xander
05-06-2004, 10:38 AM
*agrees*

Yeah, Sonic Heroes was disappointing, I'll stick to the old Sonic games.

Other than that...hmmm.. I'm not sure. I usually find something to appreciate, if not like in most games that I play. *shrug*

Nemesis the Warlock
05-06-2004, 01:33 PM
All the games from the Medal of Honor series suck very hard. I just bought Medal of Honor Frontline, and it's so bad, I can't believe it's for the PS2. Worst graphics, controls and gameplay I've ever seen.

I don't like Mortal Kombat games, either.

Erdrick Holmes
05-06-2004, 01:45 PM
Ahem, I think people are not reading the point in this thread, I said games that got terrible reviews on game sites/magazines, not games that you hate.

Xander
05-06-2004, 01:49 PM
Oops sorry Joel, only read the thread title :p

Umm Britneys Dance Beat got some bad-ish reviews, I played that.

Nemesis the Warlock
05-06-2004, 01:56 PM
Pfft, I don't read reviews. I have my own opinions.

Erdrick Holmes
05-06-2004, 02:01 PM
Also, I never played it but I was forwarned to avoid American Idol. Alot of places could'nt review it because their rating systems didn't have a zero.

Rainecloud
05-06-2004, 05:49 PM
Ahem, I think people are not reading the point in this thread, I said games that got terrible reviews on game sites/magazines, not games that you hate.

Yeah, well, that was boring. We made it interesting for you, Joel. ;)

Marble
05-06-2004, 06:05 PM
How generous.

Lord Xehanort
05-06-2004, 09:11 PM
Dude, you're always ranting to me at school about how cool Sonic Heroes is, man.


No... I rant about how cool the Final Boss is. Everything else sucked.

Ryth
10-10-2004, 07:32 PM
1. Where's Waldo?-NES (IT'S WALDO that's why it sucks BORING)
2. Ghostbusters-NES (Nothing happened EVER!)
3. Rocket Ranger-NES (Same as Ghostbusters)
4. Little Nemo: Dream Master-NES (well it wasn't THAT bad)
5. Fantasia-Genisis (just wasn't very fun)
6. Taz: The Escape from Mars-Genesis (no fun. boring)
7. Ecco the Dolphin-Genesis (boring, slightly confusing, unfun)
8. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers-Genesis (generic fighter my brother got)
9. Marsupilami-Genesis (bad controls, annoying (the whole game is a ESCORT MISSION!!!), unfun)
10. Rascal-Playstation (horrid controls, boring, bad camera angles, a little on the difficult side, fun for 3 min.)
11. Glover- Playstation (bad graphics, boring, no fun)
12. Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker- PS1 (bad graphics,controls,writing bad everything except it had some cool gadgets)
13. Yu-Gi-Oh!-PS1 (bad graphics, boring gameplay)
14. Mario Party 5-Gamecube (Zzzzzzzz)
15. Bionicle- Gamecube (generic, boring)
16. Worms Blast- Gamecube (I don't enjoy puzzle games very much)
17. Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex- PS2 (diffcult and the same as it's predacessors)

Erdrick Holmes
10-10-2004, 07:54 PM
Wow, I thought I'd never see this thread again.

Blood II, worst FPS game of all time.
The Thing for XBox
Deus Ex: Invisible War

XxSephirothxX
10-10-2004, 10:59 PM
FFVIII

*Nods.*

Superman 64 was the worst pile of poo I've ever played. Also, has anybody mentioned E.T.? The famed worst game ever made? Yeah, I've played that one too....boy, was it fun...NOT! :D

DMKA
10-10-2004, 11:03 PM
Dragonball GT: Final Bout

The suckage that came from that game was phenominal, and it was on PSM's 100 crappiest games of all time list. :love:

krissy
10-10-2004, 11:21 PM
the internet

Psychotic
10-10-2004, 11:25 PM
the internet

The sequel will be better. They're going to cut out the annoying flaws such as AOL, and more specifically, its users. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get a patch to eliminate AOL, but no such luck as yet.

If anyone finds one, let me know :)

Baloki
10-10-2004, 11:35 PM
The sequel will be better. They're going to cut out the annoying flaws such as AOL, and more specifically, its users. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get a patch to eliminate AOL, but no such luck as yet.

If anyone finds one, let me know :)

The latest version due to be released late 2006 will cut out Microsoft Servers as well :P

Ryth
10-11-2004, 12:21 AM
Ooohhhhhh okay and HM rules.
1. American Idol
2. Shrek games (except Shrek 2)
3. Spawn Armaddagon
4. Largo Winch.//Comanndo Star
5. Rascal
6. Hooter's Roadtrip
7. The Guy Game
8. Tod McFarlane's Evil Prochecy
9. Superman 64
10. Batman games
11. Yu Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective
12. Yu-Gi-Oh! series
13. Army Men series
14. Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride
15. Terminator 3: Rise of Machines
16. DragonBall Z: Ultimate Battle 22
17. DragonBall GT: Final Bout
18. E.T
19. Poke'mon Channel
20. Glover
21. Total Recall
22. Flintstones Bowling
23. Mortal Combat Advance (got the first 0 out of 10 ever in the EGM mag history)
24. Blade II
25. Pac-Man (Atari version)
26. Sabrina the Teenage Witch: A Twitch in Time
27. Aquaman
28. Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness
29. The Legend of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
30. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus
31. Leisure Suit Larry: Magum Cum Laude
32. Sitting Ducks
33. Britany's Dance Beats (GBA)
34. Bad Boys II
35. Grabbed by Ghoulies!
and list goes on and on and on and on and on ( says that for 5 minutes) and on and on.

Shoeberto
10-11-2004, 01:45 AM
You people have horrible tastes in video games.

XxSephirothxX
10-11-2004, 02:58 AM
You people have horrible tastes in video games.

Nuh-uh! :D

Shaq-Fu! Now there's a crappy game!

Erdrick Holmes
10-11-2004, 03:11 AM
Nuh-uh! :D

Shaq-Fu! Now there's a crappy game!

I think Shaq lost a bet when that game was made. I heard a rumour that there is gonna be a sequel for it on XBox and it comes with a CD featuring Shaq's best rap songs and a coupon for a Burger King Shaq Paq. I'm scared. That game was the worst fighting game ever, the fact that it is a fighting game angers me to a point beyond words.

Storm
10-11-2004, 09:39 AM
the following films suck :final fantasy, pokemon, bend it like beckham, pretty woman
the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player

The title of the of thread is "Games that suck". I don't recall anyone asking your input about what movies or people suck. If you're going to insult people, at least make the effort to do it in a clever fashion. This is just sloppy.

Download an SNES ROM and try playing "Home Improvement" and "Lawnmower Man". Both of them remind me of those old Shareware games that couldn't cut it.

Ryth
10-28-2004, 07:36 PM
The following games suck: final fantasy1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10 part two, crystal chronicles, pokemon, fifa football,
the following films suck :final fantasy, pokemon, bend it like beckham, pretty woman
the following people suck : final fantasy fans, pikachu, arsenal supporters, f3 fans, golf player


One quick question for you Anubis if you hate almost every FF and everyone who liks FF than..... WHY ARE YOU IN A FF SITE ON AN FF FORUM?

Erdrick Holmes
10-28-2004, 08:16 PM
From what I heard, Pokemon Channel wasn't even a game. All you do is sit down and watch the Pikachu watch TV, you're almost never required to press buttons. If that doesn't say "suck" then I dunno what does.

Necronopticous
10-28-2004, 08:56 PM
Frequency sucked beyond belief, funny because Amplitude kicked ass beyond all belief.

commodorejohn
10-28-2004, 09:17 PM
Are we talking about Shaquille O'Neal? I thought he was a basketball player, not a rapper or a martial artist. Maybe I'm wrong; help me out here.
Worst games by gameplay content:
Sonic the Hedgehog in 3D, save for the Sonic 3 bonus stages. I loved the 2D Sonic games, but they just did not translate to 3D well.
Mario in 3D. Ick.
MegaMan Zero 2. MMZ1 was challenging but fun. MMZ2 was pull-your-hair-out-cry-over-the-GBA-sell-your-soul-to-get-past-core-stage-2 painfully hard.

Worst games by technical quality:
Good Lord, there's just too much crap out there to sift through. Here's a tiny sampling:
* Spiritual Warfare. This thing is just so much crap in one little cartridge that I think Wisdom Tree stole some advanced alien technology so they could beam in crap from every corner of the Universe and squash it down almost to the black hole point to fit it all in a little NES cart.
* Castelian. Designed by a color-blind orangutan, and it shows. You have not seen this much hot pink and seafoam green since the 50s, folks. And the gameplay has all the design quality of a skeeball machine that shoots the ball back out directly into you groin.
These two, I would say, are the two worst games in existence, but just Google for "bad NES games" and you'll see how close the competition is.

Erdrick Holmes
10-29-2004, 02:23 PM
I liked Zero II, wait till you get to the final boss. It's so easy you'd swear it was a joke.

SomethingBig
10-29-2004, 10:17 PM
Barbi's Horse Adventure, or something like that
Aquaman
Big Motha Trucka's
Some anti-terrorist game for the X-Box
Pokémon - I honestly don't see why these games still exist, let alone still being made.

Halenite
10-29-2004, 10:26 PM
Games that suck?

golden sun. Ugh.

EDIT: I capitalized golden sun on accident. That game doesn't deserve to be capitalized.

Grrrr, I loved Golden Sun and The Lost Age!

Oh well, people have their differences.


BTW, I figured out what Lufia game I was referring to, Lufia: The Legend Returns for GBC.

BlkKnight
10-29-2004, 11:10 PM
Let's not forget Sim Earth. I'd like to know who thought that having to wait a few hours in order get enough "energy" to spend on something you need to complete the scenario was fun.

TasteyPies
10-30-2004, 12:22 AM
X-2....yeah

Ryth
11-02-2004, 12:05 AM
Are we talking about Shaquille O'Neal? I thought he was a basketball player, not a rapper or a martial artist. Maybe I'm wrong; help me out here.
Worst games by gameplay content:
Sonic the Hedgehog in 3D, save for the Sonic 3 bonus stages. I loved the 2D Sonic games, but they just did not translate to 3D well.
Mario in 3D. Ick.
MegaMan Zero 2. MMZ1 was challenging but fun. MMZ2 was pull-your-hair-out-cry-over-the-GBA-sell-your-soul-to-get-past-core-stage-2 painfully hard.

Worst games by technical quality:
Good Lord, there's just too much crap out there to sift through. Here's a tiny sampling:
* Spiritual Warfare. This thing is just so much crap in one little cartridge that I think Wisdom Tree stole some advanced alien technology so they could beam in crap from every corner of the Universe and squash it down almost to the black hole point to fit it all in a little NES cart.
* Castelian. Designed by a color-blind orangutan, and it shows. You have not seen this much hot pink and seafoam green since the 50s, folks. And the gameplay has all the design quality of a skeeball machine that shoots the ball back out directly into you groin.
These two, I would say, are the two worst games in existence, but just Google for "bad NES games" and you'll see how close the competition is.



Shaq is a basketball player but in that crap called Shaq-Fu he is a rapper martial artist person........... Sad isn't it?

Necronopticous
11-02-2004, 12:57 AM
Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu is the worst game ever made.

Project G
11-02-2004, 10:35 AM
Lord of the Rings (all of them)- because they go straight into the game with me instead of going to the main menu

Erdrick Holmes
11-02-2004, 02:07 PM
Mortal Kombat 1, lame fand boring fighting mechanics, the use of gore was so stupid that it got old fast. The only good MK game will be deception, I hear it'll play like Soul Calibur.

razor248725
11-03-2004, 03:33 AM
has anyone been here?

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

it has the 20 worst game EVER!!! including pics and a review for each!!