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Agent Proto
05-14-2004, 07:28 PM
Hi! My name is Proto. I am here to give you some simple reminders to help you around. Please follow the list and you'll get by quickly and make as much friends as possible! ^_^

1. Please use correct spelling.*
<i>Please don't use short-hand speak when you post. Not only is it annoying for some, but it also gives the impression that you can't type properly.</i>
2. Please don't get upset at anyone if they "offended" you.
<i>Even if they meant to offend you, it's better for you to ignore and/or warn them. Mods usually know what to do and in almost all cases, do take care of these disputes quickly as possible.</i>
3. If you're upset at a staff member's decision in whatever case (such as warning you in a thread for whatever you may have done wrong), please don't post a thread about it.
<i>Most likely, the thread will get closed immediately, and if you continue making threads like so, you may get banned. It's better for you to PM the staff member in question with any complaints you may have. If you flame the staff member, you will most likely get banned.</i>
4. Limit the number of smilies in your post. :tongue:
<i>If you have too many smilies in your post, that gives the impression that you're not serious in your post. A simple :p or :rolleyes2 or :) or :D or :( or whatever smiley you decide to use will be sufficient. :)</i>
5. In a debate thread, don't take things the other poster says in dispute of your post.
<i>Doing so may take things personal, and you may flame the person for not agreeing with you, and you could get banned. It's ok for people to disagree on topics. If everyone agreed, life would be boring! </i>
6. If you're unsure that the topic of a thread you may make in the future has been done or not, please use the Search feature!
<i>Trust me on this. Mods will likely close your thread on first sight with a link to the other thread, thus making you feel stupid for not looking hard.</i>
7. Please check out the chatroom at least once a month.*
<i>Quite simple! If you have mIRC, please join #eoff in irc.ffchat.net:6669 or you could use the java chat.</i>

* Not really necessary.

Anyway, I'm sure there are more reminders that you guys can also add to help others. :) Thanks.

Zell's Fists of Fury
05-14-2004, 07:30 PM
8. Spiff ownz your ass.
This means you, pinko.

Peegee
05-14-2004, 07:35 PM
I've been hear four hoo nows how long and I've constatly b0rked rules one and four.

:D :) :( :p :rolleyes2 :( :mad2: ;) :love: :mad2: :rolleyes2

Zell's Fists of Fury
05-14-2004, 07:38 PM
You are also one of the worst members here. :aimwink:

no just kidng i luv u snugglepop

Rainecloud
05-14-2004, 07:50 PM
Nice list, Pr00t. I love number eight.

Erdrick Holmes
05-14-2004, 08:19 PM
9. Making fun of Joel's high pitched singing voice gets you banned.
<sb><i>My high pitched voice is beautiful</i></sb>

Ouch!
05-14-2004, 08:41 PM
I like rule number one. If everyone could follow that I think the world (i.e. EoFF) would be a better place.

bennator
05-14-2004, 08:44 PM
10. Trouts are for hitting people with, not for eating.
11. Never start a debate with Unne, you can't win.

Peegee
05-14-2004, 08:49 PM
I've won many debates with Dr Unne. They usually go like this

- Dr Unne speaks in a thread
- I respond with a snide comment or something, questioning him
- Dr Unne never responds, and thus forfeits victory to me

Lindy
05-14-2004, 08:53 PM
Often quote exactly what people say before you in random threads, as it's considered humorous by some.

Or not.

Rye
05-14-2004, 08:53 PM
12. Don't make mean comments about a person's sexual orientation or their race.

13. Make a n00b thread so people recognize you.

Only one I could think of. :)

Lindy
05-14-2004, 08:59 PM
13. Make a n00b thread so people recognize you.

Now that one is just ASKING for trouble.

Flying Mullet
05-14-2004, 09:19 PM
Often quote exactly what people say before you in random threads, as it's considered humorous by some.
*Of course someone had to quote that. :cool:*

Lindy
05-14-2004, 09:26 PM
You're supposed to just quote what the person says, that's the joke.

Peegee
05-14-2004, 10:18 PM
The only thing you really need to not do is troll, spam or post nasty things, or swear profusely. I don't think you can really be banned for anything else.

Lindy
05-14-2004, 10:46 PM
Porn.

Pornography = Insta-ban.

Why does nobody mention that one?

Shlup
05-14-2004, 10:56 PM
I like Bleys' rule but I can't say it 'cause it has a bad word. :o

crono_logical
05-14-2004, 10:58 PM
Porn.

Pornography = Insta-ban.

Why does nobody mention that one?
Coz it's in the FAQ :p

Strider
05-14-2004, 11:10 PM
Does anyone actually read the FAQs upon registering? I know I didn't.

Maxico
05-15-2004, 12:02 AM
There are FAQ's here?!.

Erdrick Holmes
05-15-2004, 12:11 AM
14. Claiming you can pwn me in an XBox live game of Capcom Vs SNK 2 will result in a ban.

Yamaneko
05-15-2004, 12:42 AM
Kawaii Ryűkishi is to be called "Kishi".
Except by ed.
Double asterisks are owned by Linus.
**
Do not be afraid to mention or even worship Bleys' crotch.
Only be afraid of Bleys cutting your knackers off with a chainsaw.
Raistlin sucks.
No fine print here, people.
RSL wins at Snake regardless of your score.
Unless you actually DO beat it.
Having numbers or underscores in your sn make you inferior compared to everyone in the world.
This is true.
Use :) a lot.
To get on Leeza's good side. :)
Talking about your girlfriend and/or boyfriend troubles isn't always a good idea, but you're free to do it.
I don't mind, but some other people do, but they suck.
Quote a lot. You'll get noticed like that.
Just don't straight quote without a reply. That really looks tacky.

With this info and the stuff previously mentioned, except for what Joel's been saying, you should be able to last a week without getting banned. Two weeks if I'm not around. :)

Psychotic
05-15-2004, 12:50 AM
I can pwn Joel in an XBox live game of Capcom Vs SNK 2.

Psst: What's an XBox?

bennator
05-15-2004, 04:05 AM
Having numbers or underscores in your sn make you inferior compared to everyone in the world.

I know this one quite well... people who have numbers in their SNs for two years plus just plain suck.

Logan
05-15-2004, 04:09 AM
Reminder #7 is very very sad.

Kirobaito
05-15-2004, 04:16 AM
24. If there is any work you may have to do, give it to eternalshiva.
xD >_< :love:

25. I pwn all in Beast Wars.
Well that's just prime.

Peegee
05-15-2004, 04:17 AM
porn = spam imho

I like this list. It's so esoteric that no newbie can possibly accomplish them all

Shoeberto
05-15-2004, 05:44 AM
26. don't.
<i>seriously dude. don't.</i>

Baloki
05-15-2004, 04:24 PM
42. Don't advertise
They really don't like that for somereason

43. Don't have a sn that is called joel else no-one will like you fro some reason.
Its true folks

899. Don't listen to Baloki except when hes quoting the FAQ or insulting Joel!

Loony BoB
05-15-2004, 04:47 PM
26. don't.
<i>seriously dude. don't.</i>
This rule may well solve all of our problems.

Lindy
05-15-2004, 08:48 PM
26. don't.
<i>seriously dude. don't.</i>

*does*

Kami
05-15-2004, 09:10 PM
Boooooo. Rules sucks.