Yeah...Well...

[Lander]

Hello folks. I am Lander Valiant, and I just thought I would introduce myself. My friend asked me to join this site and I finally did when I got bored enough, so here I am. I'll be around although I'm terrible about using message boards. That's all I got. So yeah...well...

[Shoeberto]

Que es tu amigo?


edit: btw welcome excuse the bad spanish.

[Logan]

Hi.

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Rase]

Welcome. Enjoy the forums.

[Peegee]

YOU CAN ENJOY THIS OMFG I JUST SEXORED YOU WHAT NOW ASL BBQ LOLZzzzzzzzz

[Rase]

Wow, I SOOOOO didn't expect you to do that. ;)

[Shlup]

Goodmorning. I'm wearing Care Bear pants. :}

[Peegee]

omg <3

[Mo-Nercy]

:mad: I'm onto you.

Hi

[Skogs]

Wotcha. :D

[Baloki]

Its Xanders Lander :rolleyes2

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[Maxico]

for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

Jeez whats with all the *wark* stigma about that? I dra*wark*nk it and nothing *wark* happend to me.

welcome, and all, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, causes instant death, blah, blah, forums.

*really need a standard welcome thing that I can copy and paste when needed*

[Rye]

Its Xanders Lander :rolleyes2

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!


:( I wasn't mentioned. I'm part of BAoTW too, you know.

Anyways, Hi Lander :)

[Baloki]

:( I wasn't mentioned. I'm part of BAoTW too, you know.

Anyways, Hi Lander :)



Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

It looks like I'm gonna have to add you as having some one off affair with Joel which now makes you hate him forever more if you keep picking holes that arn't there!!!

[Rusty]

What is the BAoTW?

Hey Lander.....:D

[Baloki]

Bored Atheists of the World

[Rusty]

really? wow...you learn something new everyday :P

[Psychotic]

I'm part of BAoTW too, you know.

That's what you think.

BAoTW > All. kkthx.

HELLO LANDER I LIVE IN A HOUSE IT HAS DOORS! DO YOU?

[Lander]

My house does indeed have doors. Approximately 6 doors. Thanks for the welcome good folks.

[Baloki]

Oh did I make my witty remark about Leeza, cats and voting here?

[Phil]

Hi-o

[Lord Xehanort]

It's okay Rye, I'm a part of BAoTW too, Balsy never mentions that. Instead, I'm off fighting vampires with the Chef's Knife Keychain attached to my Keyblade. (compliments of Balsy)

Hi n00b! I'm Ansem (The Vampire Slayer). I live in Burton, MI but spend a lot of time in the KH forum. I heart KH. I also enjoy sunsets, candlelit dinners, poetry, serenades, walks on sandy beaches, yaoi and yuri. And Breine; can't forget that sexy, European man! :love: :love: :love:

Are you a hot guy? A hot girl? Do you like Kingdom Hearts? (KH)

[Lander]

I'm a tolerably looking individual. I played Kingdom Herts and enjoyed it. Especially when I knew (a everyone else told me I was crazy but I KNEW) Cloud was not defeated by Cerberus. He was acting. It was all a ruse. Cloud is invincible. No doubt in my mind. Even if he is not a Martial Artist.

[Xander]

Lander! OMG we rhyme =D New twin! *hugs you*

Welcome to the forum! =]

[Kirobaito]

OMG you joined. :p

Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF.

Hey, it's a newbie. Well, that's just prime.

EDIT:

Que es tu amigo?
That would be me.

[Squires]

I must commend you on your choice of avatar.

However, my commendations have no merit because nobody here knows who I am.

[Lord Xehanort]

I must commend you on your choice of avatar.

However, my commendations have no merit because nobody here knows who I am.


Of course we do! You're... *looks at profile* Squires!

[Baloki]

Of course we do! You're... *looks at profile* Squires!

I have to ask why you had to look at his profile? Its kind of staring you in the face being his username AND ALL!!?

But yes, I remember squires, if I remember rightly Xander made his sig.

[Squires]

Ha, my only landmark here is something another person did.

Interesting.

[Baloki]

You did make a funny comment though, I remember that also, don't let Ansem get you down, hes just bitchy because I didn't make a full list of BAoTW members, post them and make his name 10 foot tall and bold. Oh and he hasn't had his seditives :D

Welcome to EoFF though Squires, enjoy ;)

[Kirobaito]

Welcome to EoFF though Squires, enjoy :wink:
Wait...isn't this a newbie thread for Lander, not Squires?

[Lord Xehanort]

I don't want my name ten-feet tall and bold, Balsy! I just want to be mentioned as something I am! I'm not a Vampire Slayer! I am a member of BAoTW!

As for the seditives, I don't even know what they are! I obviously don't need them.

[Baloki]

Wait...isn't this a newbie thread for Lander, not Squires?

Lander could only wish :rolleyes2:

And Ansem, we know your all jelious, just leave it now, k? Your a vampire slayer (probably big brested depending on if Joel the Backally Plastic Surgeon to the villians got to you) so just go out and kill some KH hateing scum, k?

[Lord Xehanort]

Kill some Kh-hating scum? Let's see... people who love KH are on the Trinity. You either love KH or hate it. Okay then! *kills Baloki* *locks self in sewers and kills more KH haters while heading toward BAoTW HQ*

[fire_of_avalon]

Hi. I would do my shovel attack, as I've been doing with all newbies recently, but today is my day off. So welcome, and don't do things the way I do things.

[Baloki]

Kill some Kh-hating scum? Let's see... people who love KH are on the Trinity. You either love KH or hate it. Okay then! *kills Baloki* *locks self in sewers and kills more KH haters while heading toward BAoTW HQ*

Awww, the monkey tried to kill me :cry:

[Peegee]

I've joined Baotw for weeks now :o

[Baloki]

Your all going to force me to list all the members arn't you else I'll never get any peace. Then all the knights will want me to list them, its a never ending spiral :(

[escobert]

No we don't want you to list them.

Hi n00b.

[Lord Xehanort]

Just stop listing people, Balsy.

[Baloki]

Thats the whole point, I never did in the first place :confused:

[Lord Xehanort]

Its Xanders Lander :rolleyes2

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

That's not listing people? @_@

[Baloki]

No, a list looks like the following:

Rabbit
Carrot
Mixer
Ansem
Is
Annoying
and
Is
Ansem
The
Vampire
Slayer
Who
Hugs
Bats


I see nothing like that there.

[Kirobaito]

Y'all are gonna get my friend's n00b topic closed. Stop spamming, please.

He writes lots of stories. He used to write 40+ page stories involving crossovers of 8 or 9 different video games and TV shows.

[Peegee]

Stop spamming. And also Baloki is listing. Watch

Bert, Scottie, Proot, Woot, Unne, and Bleys were walking down a street.

That's a list, albeit not a explicit list.

[Baloki]

Y'all are gonna get my friend's n00b topic closed. Stop spamming, please.

He writes lots of stories. He used to write 40+ page stories involving crossovers of 8 or 9 different video games and TV shows.

Your right, Leeza doesn't like me, so I shall stop, but welcome my KB's friend :D

[Lord Xehanort]

That's a bullet list. Another list could be.

Baloki, Oh Annoying One, Scourge Of EoFF, Target, Newest Member of Ansem's Ignore List, etc.

See? Perhaps if you weren't so narrow-minded, you'd have known that beforehand.

[Kirobaito]

That's a bullet list. Another list could be.

Baloki, Oh Annoying One, Scourge Of EoFF, Target, Newest Member of Ansem's Ignore List, etc.

See? Perhaps if you weren't so narrow-minded, you'd have known that beforehand.


Y'all are gonna get my friend's n00b topic closed. Stop spamming, please.

[Lander]

I never would have thought an introductory post could get very long. Incroyable.

[Kirobaito]

You are kidding, right, Lander? These things can get 5-6 pages long. Reason's did, because she provided a spy game for us. Ryoko Masaki's did, because she's well, Ryoko Masaki. :p

[Iceglow]

ansem just don't forget not to kill the friendly BOATW vampire - Me, cause if you kill me the cookies go away for ever.

As for Lander hey enjoy and have a shower and wash your hair, I don't know what S3x0ring fully involves nor do I want to.

[Lord Xehanort]

You're not a Vamp, you're a Fallen Angel. They're okay. *takes some cookies* *bakes some yaoi cookies* *hands them out to everybody who's not on my ignore list*

[Evelia]

Welcome welcome. =D Enjoy your stay here.