Hello all!

[System Id]

Yep, I'm new. I've been looking around for a good message board to become a part of, and then I remembered that this one existed. Looks like a really fun place!

I'd write more, but I'm getting more popcorn residue on the keyboard with every sentence I type. Very hard to eat this stuff and type at the same time, I tells you! Anyway, I just figured I'd post this to let everyone know of my existence and stuff. :D

[Casey]

Another new person. Sup' mang, post lots and enjoy the place. Cya round'.

[Skogs]

Wotcha, new stuff! :D

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Baloki]

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Nachos) and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[Psychotic]

Baloki told me this was a goat porn thread. :\

Anyway, hi.

[Baloki]

Baloki told me this was a goat porn thread. :\

Anyway, hi.

Darn it, didn't expect you to check it :eep:

[Evelia]

Ooh, good username. :) Xenogears is awesome. Welcome to EoFF.

[Mikztsu]

Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Dignified Pauper]

Welcome to EoFF, *claims* now bow to my indominable will!

I demand that you post often and become a part of the community.

[Rainecloud]

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Nachos) and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

xD

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy. :D

[Kirobaito]

Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF. :D

Go chew on a microchip, newbie.

[System Id]

Thanks, everyone! You guys are totally rad. (yep, I use dumb phrases when I can't think of anything else)

[eternalshiva]

Sheesh Baloki, you could of put some thought into you r post :/ :love:
WElcome n00b xD

[Lord Xehanort]

*gives the newbie a batch of yaoi cookies and an Ansem plushie*

Do you like hentai?
Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

[Peegee]

Hey newbie, what's 1 + 1? 1 + 1 = lots of fun! How much fun?

*STEALS NEWBIE'S PANTSU AND SEXORS*

[Rase]

Welcome, enjoy the forums.

Feel free to leave your name, age, address, Social Security Number, Bank Account Number, if you have a security system, if you have big dogs, when your usually not home. You know, the usual.

[fire_of_avalon]

Do you like to dance? I hope so. Welcome to here.

[frr_vegeta]

Welcome to EoFF *molests Sickle* you'll have a fun time :D

[Leeza]

Welcome to EoFF, System. :)

[HOOTERS]

Hey. :smash: I'd tell you to watch out for Leeza but she's online right now and probably watching over us like a hawk.

[GrimmReaper]

grimmreaper welcomes you.

[DocFrance]

Mmmm... System Id...

[Baloki]

Sheesh Baloki, you could of put some thought into you r post :/ :love:
WElcome n00b xD

Hey everytime I post it I add new stuff and remove some stuff so as to keep our friendly newbies informed of the latest stuff going on in the boards and I'm so gonna add that you live in some kind of house made of candy now! MWHAHAHAHAHA

[Iceglow]

lol so who is hansel and gretel? baloki


As for system id hi there *offers cookies* take one but watch the hot chocolate chips and enjoy

[Baloki]

lol so who is hansel and gretel? baloki

I'm thinking PG and Hooters :D

Hey Sys ID, enjoy the boards :D

[Polaris]

Welcome!

Hmmm popcorns? I love popcorns! :D

[Iceglow]

PG and hooters lmao that was quite a good choice the only other one I could think of was unne and pr00t