Canada Vs Chicago

[The Captain]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=6&u=/ap/20040520/ap_on_sc/chicago_sinking_1

Any thoughts?

Take care all.

[Yamaneko]

They finally have something to be proud of.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Thanks for showing me another reason ot move to the great white north.

[Peegee]

YES! MY PLAN OF DOMINATION IS COMING TO FRUITION....I mean, shucks, too bad.

[Del Murder]

Well I guess now is as good a time as any to invade Canada. Isn't the US-Canada border the least protected border in the world or something?

[Yamaneko]

What border?

[Ouch!]

Damn Canadians, ruing my home.

[TasteyPies]

"The U.S. is going down."

No your going down! .......ice skating, a-boot saying, red leafed bastards..

Anyway....

A milimeter a year, so?....oh wait yeah OMG NO A MM A YEAR! WHAT WILL WE DO?!? who cares lol all it means is they will get even colder.

[bennator]

Too bad Chicagoans are smarter than canadians, a nd will some up with a way to steal land from canada to place under Chicago.

[Logan]

That's weird.

[Kirobaito]

This is simply more evidence that America is getting fatter, eating our chocolate covered bacon strips and the like.

[Casey]

Hawaii is expanding far faster rate then the rate of Chicago sinking. Soon Hawaii will be a huge shield volcano just like the one on mars. :D Besides it'd take thousands or even millions of years to see the effects. And its not like it would matter much today.

Not only is Chicago is sinking, but I heard Lousianna is sinking to.

[omnitarian]

I demand that Canada give us back our millimeters.

Or should I say fractions of inches!

[The Captain]

Ah, Canada, where the cold air comes from..

Take care all.

[Rase]

Darn you Canada! Darn yooooooooooooouuuuuuu!!!!!

*invades Canada with an army of Mountie-hateing koalas*

[gokufusionss1]

you think that's bad norway is stealing east anglia at a rate of 2 inches a year, the sneaky gits.

[eternalshiva]

....

Might as well declare war on Canada, our water is a weapon of mass destruction that is slowly going to kill off all Americans, all we can do is watch and pray that in a few hundred years, your deaths will be swift and merciful!

*Evil Canadian Cackle*
*eats more Timbits*

[Peegee]

Good luck trying to stop us. We'll just cry to our UK brothers and we'll slaughter you all bwahaha *throws a snowball at your president from across the border*

haha what are you going to do about?

*jumps into American country*
*jumps back into Canada*

America, Canada, America, Canada :D

[The Captain]

If Calgary wins the Stanley Cup, the world might just end.

Take care all.

[Psychotic]

Blame Canada, blame Canada,
It seems everything's gone wrong since Canada came along...

But ha, I'm British so I'm neutral :D

[The Captain]

You mean, you wouldn't run to Canada's aid if they came to ask for it, as PG suggested?

Take care all.

[Peegee]

What? We're depending on various countries to back us when we get assaulted by USA's WMD! :o

*throws a snowball at you*

[Psychotic]

Well, I WAS referring to the land stealing, but anyway, I doubt Britain would be in favour of either country if a war should occur.

[Peegee]

I don't expect that to happen for another.....30 or so years :D

[Dragonflame]

Yeah, we'll wait to declare war until you've stolen at least an inch of land.

[DMKA]

:D

[Peegee]

I challenge YOU to Mortal Kombat

[Rase]

LOL. That movie was ok. Like the games better though.

[The Captain]

Heaven help us all.

Perhaps it IS time to move to New Zealand.

Take care all.

[Loony BoB]

It's always a good time to move to New Zealand, although I'm kind of glad not many people do it because it's a small country and it'd suck if it got overrun.


"Water is moving from the Canadian side, slowly but surely, to the U.S. side," said Chuck South of Environment Canada, which monitors water levels in the Great Lakes. "Over a century, it's got quite an effect."
Yes, at 1mm a year, that would be 10cm a century. Quick, Americans! You need to add one more layer of bricks to the walls of any waterfronts you might have!

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

[Rase]

WILL DO!!!!

*puts bricks around sink, bathtub, and toilet*