hey

[disapointedchild]

well hey i am a newbie and would just like to introduce myself i was recomended here by king bahamut and i like it and wanted to be apart of it i like ff games so this is fun for me i dont have much to say cause i am a person af few words so then i will see yall

[Kirobaito]

Nice job at using punctuation, there. :p

Welcome to EoFF, little-bot.

Hey, it's a newbie. Well, that's just prime.

[fire_of_avalon]

*shovel attack* welcome fun post you get the idea.

[Casey]

And hey there to you. ;) :p Enjoy eoff, cya around man!

[Rainecloud]

Hi, Newbie. Welcome to EoFF.

[Rase]

Hey, enjoy the forums. Oh, if anyone asks, the glass is half-full.

[Leeza]

Hello. :)

[Maxico]

gwkki
thats hello in one key to the left.

[Rostum]

*hands you a Choco plushie*

Hello and welcome to this fantastic forum.

[Peegee]

SAY HELLO THIS!!!!

*SEXORS TEH NUBBIE OMFG DID YOU SEE THIS COMING?*

[Rostum]

So predictable it's not even funny anymore. :bored:

[Baloki]

Hey Post often :D

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Nachos) and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

The north side of town is also home to a group of transformers (http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&query=Optimus+Prime) lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473) who blows up empty buildings with the swish of his blaster cannon, kaboom, there goes another one now :D.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[Strider]

I'm terribly disappointed that you couldn't spell "disappointed" correctly, but we'll work on that.

Howdy.

[Skogs]

Wotcha. :D

Yay for run-on sentences!

[Rye]

Hi :) Have a good time.

[Breine]

Hey there :)

[The Captain]

Baloki and others have pretty much covered the basics, so, enjoy yourself, and post as often as your heart desires. The more you post, the more people will get to know you, whether you're a person of few words or millions.

Take care all.

[Lord Xehanort]

*gives the newbie yaoi cookies and an Ansem plushie*

Hi, I'm Ansem. I am not a Vampire Slayer. I bake yaoi cookies. They're like sexy cookies, but yaoi. They taste good! *eats Vincent Valentine*

I see that Breine has honored you with a kind word or two. He's always thinking of others. *dreamy sigh*

Anywho, on to my questions:

Do you like Kingdom Hearts?
Do you like hentai?
Are you a hot guy?
Are you a hot lady?

[Rye]

Hi :) Have a good time at eoff.

[Doomgaze]

"disappointed" has two p's, and capitalization and punctuation are vital. You seem ok other than that, but mispelling your own name is a greivous error. Let's see... You get a solid C.

[Evelia]

Hi. Why are you disappointed? :(

[Peegee]

I don't think the staff would really object if you asked them to fix your username :D