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Ifrit
05-22-2004, 08:44 PM
Im kinda the same as Xeno Chaos... friends with buffy she got me here... im from the forums gamingextreme its cool... i also know Xc so HI Im no noob to forums
I HATE NOOBS :shoot:

The Captain
05-22-2004, 08:49 PM
Ah, I thought this might be a DMB thread or something.

Anyway, welcome here, may you post aplenty and make new friends in this wide, diverse world known as EoFF.

Enjoy yourself! Beware of PG though, he may try something...

Take care all.

Kirobaito
05-22-2004, 08:52 PM
There's no "may" about it, Cap. He's always looking for, er...risque activities to participate in. :p

Greetings, little-bot. Welcome to EoFF. :happybday

Hey, it's a newbie. Well, chew on a microchip.

Leeza
05-22-2004, 09:10 PM
Hello. Welcome to EoFF. :)

Baloki
05-22-2004, 09:28 PM
Hello. Welcome to EoFF. :)

Leeza didn't remove the address I'm astonished!

Welcome though and now time for version three of the newbie intro post (I added KB to this edition):

Urber-Kai!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html), its usually inhabited by Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643), Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631), Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Nachos) and let you stroke their Walrus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Walrus). Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

The north side of town is also home to a group of transformers (http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&query=Optimus+Prime) lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473) who blows up empty buildings with the swish of his blaster cannon, kaboom, there goes another one now :D.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

Rase
05-22-2004, 09:39 PM
Welcome to the forums. Now, if you'll just pay me the $30 membership price, $25 for the pass, and $50.37 for my compensation.

Rainecloud
05-22-2004, 09:41 PM
Yet another Newbie? Excellent, I guess.

Welcome to EoFF. :D

Leeza
05-22-2004, 09:41 PM
Leeza didn't remove the address I'm astonished!
He's not advertising it. He's just saying that that is where he's from and that it's cool. He's not saying that we all have to get out butts over right now see how cool it is and join and start posting, etc. so you better not, but I will alter it somewhat anyway because I guess it could be taken for advertising. :)

Baloki
05-22-2004, 09:49 PM
He's not advertising it. He's just saying that that is where he's from and that it's cool. He's not saying that we all have to get out butts over right now see how cool it is and join and start posting, etc. so you better not, but I will alter it somewhat anyway because I guess it could be taken for advertising. :)

*scores*

*victory pose*

Breine
05-22-2004, 09:56 PM
Hi newbie... :)

Ifrit
05-22-2004, 10:26 PM
Like i said im not a noob i know these forums well i just dont post a lot... dont call me a noob... reven is a noob

Skogs
05-22-2004, 11:12 PM
Wotcha! :D

Strider
05-22-2004, 11:53 PM
Howdy.

Peegee
05-23-2004, 04:54 AM
*SEXORS NEWBIE WITH A LSBD*

Rase
05-23-2004, 07:42 AM
*SEXORS NEWBIE WITH A LSBD*


If I remember to, I will sexor the next newbie with a LSBT :D

Poor PG. You used a Liquid Spraying Bottle Dohicky, not a Liquid Spraying Bottle Thingy. So close, yet so far...

If you have no clue what I'm yammering about click here. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=46394)

Peegee
05-23-2004, 10:16 AM
I will not have you belittle me while I am sexoring a newbie!

*SEXORS DP CECIL WITH A LSB(ody)P(art)*

Psychotic
05-23-2004, 01:35 PM
TREEHUGGING. Hi.

Rye
05-23-2004, 01:41 PM
Hi :) Have fun.


Hello and welcome to this dodgy backstreet of a forum. We will happly provide you with the best mind-warping possible. Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG. In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer, he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander, BoB, Leeza, Archie and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

That really tall building there on the north side of the Boards is BAoTW HQ, its usually inhabited by Misfit, Denmark, and Psychotic. Their a friendly and welcoming bunch, if you go over they'll give you nachos and let you stroke their Walrus. Along with this the other members of BAoTW have been known to hang out there as well.

The north side of town is also home to a group of transformers lead by King Bahamut who blows up empty buildings with the swish of his blaster cannon, kaboom, there goes another one now .

South side is the Help, Staff and Ideas Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs and avatars that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie and Eternalshiva, if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies.

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards, from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat. Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You sector and the lounge in this central hub.


Stop always forgetting me :(

Baloki
05-23-2004, 01:53 PM
Hi :) Have fun.



Stop always forgetting me :(

Who said I was forgetting you ;)

Xander
05-23-2004, 02:01 PM
Don't hate noobs! Give them plushies and snuggles! =D

Anyways, welcome, have fun and stick around. *gives Kairi plushie*

Lord Xehanort
05-23-2004, 02:41 PM
Lady Xander has ordered that newbies must be snuggled! So it shall be written, so it shall be done! *snuggles newbie and gives it an Ansem plushie* *feeds it a yaoi cookie*

Welcome to our humble abode. Please ignore everything Baloki says about me, he and I are archenemies.

Also, be honored if Lord Breine ( :love: ) honors you with his eloquent words of wisdom (or, in other words, everything he says). *glomps Breinekins*

Rye is a cool chica, she's a member of the Trinity! Like me! YAY!

Do you like Kingdom Hearts?
Do you like hentai?
Are you a hot guy?
Are you a hot lady?

Rase
05-23-2004, 05:00 PM
I will not have you belittle me while I am sexoring a newbie!

*SEXORS DP CECIL WITH A LSB(ody)P(art)*


Ok, now that's just wrong. I'm not from San Fransisco, so I don't appreciate that. I'm not that kinda guy.

Doomgaze
05-23-2004, 06:58 PM
Only newbies use the gun shooting smiley. You get a... D+.

Evelia
05-23-2004, 08:42 PM
Welcome to EoFF, Ifrit.

Lord Xehanort
05-24-2004, 08:08 PM
Ok, now that's just wrong. I'm not from San Fransisco, so I don't appreciate that. I'm not that kinda guy.


What does San Fran have to do with anything PG said?

Rase
05-25-2004, 01:21 AM
Well, San Fransisco has always had to endure jokes about people there driving on the OTHER side of the road, if you know what I mean. And with the Mayor legalizing Gay/Lesbian marriages, there have been quite a few more jokes going around. And since I'm a guy, unless PG is a girl..... do the math.

escobert
05-25-2004, 01:49 AM
Hi.

Lord Xehanort
05-25-2004, 08:13 PM
Well, San Fransisco has always had to endure jokes about people there driving on the OTHER side of the road, if you know what I mean. And with the Mayor legalizing Gay/Lesbian marriages, there have been quite a few more jokes going around. And since I'm a guy, unless PG is a girl..... do the math.

But it's nice when PG sexors you. I've been sexored twice. Sadly, the really sexy guy hasn't sexored me. (if you know me at all, you know who I'm talking about)

Also, are you afraid of the word 'homosexual'? You seem to be dodging it as much as possible.

Rase
05-26-2004, 01:03 AM
No, it's just that some people seem to take more offense to that then words like "Gay" (at least here they do. Not sure why).

The Captain
05-26-2004, 01:54 AM
I have no problem with the word Gay, we need more happiness in this world.

Take care all.

Phil
05-26-2004, 02:02 AM
Welcome To the forums not-noobish at all person! I hope you enjoy it here!

DMKA
05-26-2004, 11:20 AM
Greetings newbie...glad you're here. I'd be nice to see you stick around...that seems to be a rarity with newbies lately. :(

Peegee
05-26-2004, 11:26 AM
I have no problem with the word Gay, we need more happiness in this world.

Take care all.

Marvellous!

And getting sexored by PG is breathtaking. Ask any newbie.

Too bad I didn't start doing it earlier...and too bad I don't sexor vets.

Lord Xehanort
05-26-2004, 11:49 PM
No, it's just that some people seem to take more offense to that then words like "Gay" (at least here they do. Not sure why).

Then there are those people (me) who take more offense to words like "Gay".


Too bad I don't sexor vets.

You sexored me on my birthday, and when Joel told you too about a month ago. I'm a vet... kinda.

Rase
05-26-2004, 11:52 PM
Then there are those people (me) who take more offense to words like "Gay".

Okay than, sorry for offending you. I cannot please everyone and I simply wrote it in the way most comfortable to me. Sorry for bringing it up.

eternalshiva
05-26-2004, 11:57 PM
err welcome and ignore the political debate on homosexuals in the NOOB THREAD, we have EYES OF YOU forum for these kind of subjects o:<

*gives you sexy cookies* xD

Rase
05-27-2004, 12:03 AM
Yeah..... sorry about the whole "off-topic" thing. Got outta hand. My fault for posting this:


Ok, now that's just wrong. I'm not from San Fransisco, so I don't appreciate that. I'm not that kinda guy.

Anyway, sorry.

Galadrius
05-27-2004, 12:30 AM
Greetings padawan.