Smarta$$

[DMKA]

Originally posted by Gau
You know... there is a little WARN button you can use if you know something isn't allowed. So instead of posting "Oh I bet this will be closed" and all your other smart remarks, you could try using it.
So whats you favorite/most frequently used smartass remark?

[Misfit]

I'm looking into my crystal ball, and it shows this thread being closed.

Okay, not really. I hate all smart remarks unless they're from me. :D

[Mikztsu]

Lolz.

I don't really know. :) I don't know how ass could be smart since it has no brains.

[Mr. Graves]

The tone is everything.

Um... "Nice one". *uncreative*

[Rainecloud]

So whats you favorite/most frequently used smartass remark?

I don't have a trademark "Smartass Remark". I use sarcasm, sucka.

[Dragonflame]

You can't just have one smartass remark to fit all situations. Even, "your mom" is not good enough for that. You have to adjust your remarks to fit the situation. It's an art.

[Kirobaito]

Finish all sentences with "...in your pants!"

And then there's the classics of "your mom" and "your face." And then "shut up ho."

[Dragonflame]

Again though, the best smartass remarks have to be created on the spot to fit the current situation.

[DMKA]

Not true from my expierences, Dragonflame.

Yes KB, "...in your pants!" is always a winner. :D

[Baloki]

If this thread isn't closed by Gau in a revenge attack I'll eat Xanders hat :D

[Loony BoB]

Smartasses suck. 100% Dumbass here.

[m4tt]

Xander wears a hat?

devilmaykickass is just sad because he got told.

[Baloki]

*Begins eating Xanders nice hat :D*

[Iceglow]

hmm really as has been said a smart ass comment depends on the situation one of my best was in a club "chill out" room I was talking with a mate of mine and said "ah ha I see at least one very hot girl in this room" (he was grumbling about the prescense of only average looking girls at the time.) and all of the girls nearby heard and turned round expecting a compliment and rather off handedly I commented "Ah don't worry it's none of you lot" surprisingly I didn't get slapped for that but my mate fell over laughing so hard he was in tears. it was only my effort to cheer him up worked brilliantly I guess

[Del Murder]

'Well excuuuse me, Princess.'

[sephxangel]

I had a friend who was singing a song, and my other firnd asked him who sung it. when he answered, the guy said "leave it to him to sing it"

I thought it was pretty funny.

[Ki Ki]

*confused*
*clicks warn button* :eep:

[eternalshiva]

xD That's a good one right there xD

I use sarcasm all the time. It's all in the matter of timing and the subject.

BOSS: Gee, I wonder where all these cars came from all the suddent?
ME: Umm... the other street? *points obvious street ahead*
BOSS -.-'

[DMKA]

Originally posted by Gau
devilmaykickass is just sad because he got told.
I did?

I am?

Huh? :confused:

[Misfit]

Finish all sentences with "...in your pants!"
Oh yeah! That's a good one, I like it. That or "... in MY pants." ^_^

[Peegee]

I've got your mom...in my pants'