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Ki Ki
05-27-2004, 09:35 AM
Quote~

how to start and understand this discussion, very simple, as you see the title of the thread "Why? It's because" means that your question should start with "Why" and your answer should start with "It's because or because" you assume that you know the answer, and after you have answered the question given, then it is your turn to ask questions that begins with "Why" and the next person to read it will be the one to answer it and then vice versa.


Hey all. Nice game? Dun you think??
Are games allowed? But...i stole it from another forum.
Is that legal? OoO....I dun think so...rite.
Ok.Better go into hiding. But first I start!

Why do clouds fly and pigs don't?? :eep:

*goes into hiding*

crono_logical
05-27-2004, 10:47 AM
It's because you're not hurling the pigs at a high enough velocity into space, so they don't escape the earth's gravity and so they end up falling instead.

Why hasn't this thread been closed yet? :p

Misfit
05-27-2004, 11:13 AM
Because Arche forgot he was an admin WITH POWER!

Why do mooses come in flocks and gooses come in herds?

Peegee
05-27-2004, 11:16 AM
Because your dyslexic.

WHY IS THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD A FATTY?

Cz
05-27-2004, 05:53 PM
Because I have a problem with my glands. I'm on a diet, but it just won't work! There, I've poured my heart out! Are you happy now!? *Eats cake*


Because your dyslexic

Why do I find the above sentence so amusing?

fire_of_avalon
05-27-2004, 06:04 PM
It's because dyslexia is a funny funny condition... OR NOT. It's because in your past life you ran a secret organization to wipe out all people and mice with dyslexia!! :mog:

Why won't I get dressed already?

Rainecloud
05-27-2004, 06:11 PM
*clicks warn button repeatedly*

Agent Proto
05-27-2004, 06:12 PM
Because Jayren is a mod-whore who likes to abuse the warn button. :D

Why do I have the feeling that is so? :p

Polaris
05-27-2004, 06:15 PM
Why there is FF?

Rainecloud
05-27-2004, 06:17 PM
Because Jayren is a mod-whore who likes to abuse the warn button.

Only because you told me to in another thread. I'm just following another mod whore. :P

Polaris
05-27-2004, 06:22 PM
Why are we arguing?

Misfit
05-27-2004, 06:23 PM
Why are we arguing?
Because we like attention.

WHY MUST THE MOO GO DUCK?

eternalshiva
05-27-2004, 06:53 PM
Because it's sexually confused and it likes to hump Quacks.

Why does Misfit like Road kill? :P

Psychotic
05-27-2004, 07:49 PM
Because she's a lunatic who lives in a teapot.

Why are penguins cool?

Flying Mullet
05-27-2004, 08:01 PM
Because they are always wearing tuxedos.

Why <i>did</i> the chicken cross the road?

Kami
05-27-2004, 08:06 PM
It's because the chicken wanted to have sex with rabid monkies.

Why are some people only 5 feet tall?

Flying Mullet
05-27-2004, 08:09 PM
Because they have no feet.

Why do jumping jacks look like jumping X's?

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 08:22 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do apples turn brown?

Flying Mullet
05-27-2004, 08:29 PM
Because <i>you</i> touch <i>yourself</i> at night.

Why do people touch themselves at night?

SeeDRankLou
05-27-2004, 08:34 PM
Because it gives people centerness so that rolling around in one's sleep is minimized and people don't fall of the bed.

Why does Venus have to be in retrograde until the end of June?

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 08:37 PM
Because its Mars' B**ch

Why do rappers talk instead of sing?

Az Lionheart
05-27-2004, 08:40 PM
because they can not sing!

why does the rainbow taste of skittles

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 08:42 PM
Because if it tasted like Trix the rabbit would rent a plane.

Why does my middle finger hurt?

Ryoko Masaki
05-27-2004, 08:43 PM
they don't know how

Why are most cheerleaders blond girls?

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 08:44 PM
they don't know how

Why are most cheerleaders blond girls?

Because someone with an empty head can learn more cheers.

Why are you 2 posts late?

Az Lionheart
05-27-2004, 08:46 PM
because that is the only part of them that can be bright!

why is the sky blue?

Flying Mullet
05-27-2004, 08:47 PM
Because she lives in the past.

Why do twizzlers taste so good?

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 08:49 PM
Because you like the taste of a long red....you get where im going

Why do scientists make big words?

Kami
05-27-2004, 08:52 PM
to make themselves feel smart.

why do some eggs come in two?

SeeDRankLou
05-27-2004, 08:52 PM
Because they don't like being alone.

Why is it still rated G when a baby is naked in a movie?

Flying Mullet
05-27-2004, 08:53 PM
Because three would just be silly.

Why is there only one moon?

Kami
05-27-2004, 08:58 PM
cause i ate the others.

why do people think there's a man in the moon?

SeeDRankLou
05-27-2004, 09:00 PM
Because if there were a woman in the moon is would orbit the earth in the opposite direction.

Why do some cheeses have holes in them?

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 09:09 PM
To let the mice in

Why are women afraid of mice?

ZeZipster
05-27-2004, 09:19 PM
Y do u all sux0rz???/

TasteyPies
05-27-2004, 11:23 PM
Because, get bent :greenie:

Why did square make a charlies angels FF? (X-2)

Ki Ki
05-28-2004, 03:06 AM
Because square likes flying monkeys.
Why does this thread have to be closed?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 03:29 AM
Because it exists in a strange universe where great things always come to a quick end.

Who would want to end this thread?

Awrini
05-28-2004, 03:30 AM
Me, Because Spam is Bad for you.

Why don't I eat Spam?

fire_of_avalon
05-28-2004, 03:35 AM
Because you are an intelligent human being.

Why does Spam even exist?

Calliope
05-28-2004, 03:36 AM
Because without it, regular posts would have no purpose.


Who would want to end this thread?

why doesn't that question start with why?

Ki Ki
05-28-2004, 03:36 AM
Because he forgot.

Why don't we all make this a sensible thread, not a spamming thread?

Awrini
05-28-2004, 04:03 AM
*closes*
(well not really, but wants to)
*banishes self to unhappy place*

eternalshiva
05-28-2004, 09:45 AM
Why ist enano so bitter about this thread?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 09:46 AM
Because he had/is in the process of having a bad childhood.

Why don't I go to bed? (it's 3:45 for cryin' out loud)

Meat Puppet
05-28-2004, 10:10 AM
Too much caffeine or iron!?

Why do I so tired usually?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 10:12 AM
Because you get so drunk you can't get the right syntax.

Why am I so tired, yet I don't go to bed?

Meat Puppet
05-28-2004, 10:16 AM
Because there is a robox in your bed which will robox you if you go to bed.

Why you YOU POST?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 10:19 AM
Because it's become an extreme case of obsessive compulsive disorder.

Why can't I make it as a television star?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 02:10 PM
Because you scare small children

Why do clocks only have 12 hours on them?

Ki Ki
05-28-2004, 03:25 PM
Because they're lazy.

Why am I depressed?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 06:02 PM
You need a man (preferebly me)

Why does Caramel coca cola taste so good?

Meat Puppet
05-28-2004, 10:54 PM
Because they grind the rind of small childs skulls into it and mix it with tar, no caramel or cola at all.

Why don't you ask intelligent questia?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:08 PM
Beacuase i dont know what a questia is!

What is a questia?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 11:11 PM
www.questia.com

A collection of thousands of resources so you can complete any one of your projects! Entire books, all right at your fingertips...I'm registered there, so PM me if you would like to use it (I'll give you my username and password)

Why is most wood brown?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:13 PM
Because of the reflection of light....er i mean because squirls crap on it

Why do siamesse (spelling?)cats meow so much?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 11:15 PM
Becuase they miss their twins.[/pitifuljoke]

Why don't I go to bed (I haven't slept in two days)?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:17 PM
Because of the evil monkey in the covers

Why dont monkeys fly planes?

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 11:19 PM
Because of racism.

Why don't they let ME fly a plane?

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:22 PM
Because of racism

Why dont rabbits ride giant turtles?

Psychotic
05-28-2004, 11:27 PM
Because of snorkels.

Why are you smelly?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 03:06 AM
Because I was raised by a family of skunks in the sewers.

Why was this thread almost forgotten?

Agent Proto
05-29-2004, 03:07 AM
Because it lost it's novelty.

Why am I just... <b>THAT ACE!</B>?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 03:09 AM
Because your not....THAT QUEEN

Why is kicking small animals such a joy?

Leeza
05-29-2004, 03:19 AM
Because it's really not.

Why do I want to close this thread?

Kirobaito
05-29-2004, 03:20 AM
Because you like CATS. *ick*

Why does Leeza like cats?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 03:35 AM
Because they are the only things that give her attention *hides*

Why did i say that when i like cats too?

Kirobaito
05-29-2004, 03:44 AM
Because you are trying to flirt. *laughs*

Why does Frodo where a helmet that makes him look like a bird in RotK?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 03:49 AM
Because LOTR is stupid

Why do people like LOTR?

Meat Puppet
05-29-2004, 03:50 AM
cuz it's cool

Why do you just suxk?

Rase
05-29-2004, 04:25 AM
Because he can't touch his toes.

Why didn't I notice this thread sooner?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 04:56 AM
I cloaked it with a forcefield

Why is Orange better than Green?

Kirobaito
05-29-2004, 05:01 AM
Because the orange version has better Pokemon than the green version.

Why is so fun posting in this thread?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 05:02 AM
Because its the greatest freedom untill its closed and we all get banned.

Why didn't they make an OJ and GRN pocket monster in the U.S.?

Kirobaito
05-29-2004, 05:03 AM
Because they didn't make them in Japan either (I made it up).

What is the BEST BEAST WAR EVER?

TasteyPies
05-29-2004, 05:14 AM
The one i saw when i was 5! (there was a Pocket monster green though)


Why is KB obsesed with beast wars?

Rase
05-29-2004, 05:21 AM
Because he is still a kid inside.

Why do I like Thief so much?

Meat Puppet
05-29-2004, 05:46 AM
Because you are one.


Where are my shoes? WHY DO YOU KNOW

Rase
05-29-2004, 05:54 AM
On your feet. Because I have cameras around the world.

Why can't we all just get along?

Ki Ki
05-29-2004, 06:32 AM
Why don't we all make this a sensible thread, not a spamming thread?

Because you all suck.
Why doesn't anyone take my advice??

Meat Puppet
05-29-2004, 07:53 AM
Because your advise is seeminglytoo sane for anyone here

NO peace?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 05:21 AM
Because I don't understand the question.

Why is there a knife in my head??

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:23 AM
Because Joel put it there.

Why did Joel stab Ki Ki?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 05:25 AM
Because Ki Ki orange text is hard to read on a pink background.

Would your eyes drag along the ground if someone smacked the roof of your skull hard enough?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 05:26 AM
Becaus he's jealous.
Why am i not dead yet?

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:27 AM
Because Joel missed your brain.

Why was Joel so stupid to have missed Ki Ki's brain?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 05:27 AM
BEOWULF
Why is internet slow?

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:28 AM
Because you chewed on the phone cord earlier this morning.

Why are you acting like a rabbit?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 05:29 AM
Because you type faster then me.
Why don't i see a pink backgrounf but you do?

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:30 AM
Because MP is using the Fluffy Puff color scheme.

Why are all these questions/answers getting mixed up?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 05:33 AM
Because I think I'm cool :cool:

Would your eyes drag along the ground if someone smacked the roof of your skull hard enough?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 05:34 AM
Because you type TOO fast!!
Why is there a monkey in my hair?

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:34 AM
Yes. *smacks MP's skull*

Why is this thread sinking into spam so fast?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 05:35 AM
Because of YOU!!
Why do i type so slow?? :shame:

Kirobaito
05-30-2004, 05:38 AM
Because you don't use quick reply, like I do.

EDIT: Question, right. Why is my TV only playing black and white?

Rase
05-30-2004, 06:16 AM
Because it's from 1956.

Why do we go on with this?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 06:20 AM
Because my internet is suddenly decided to go slowlier then normal.

When why wA? Was this? Why?

Rase
05-30-2004, 06:22 AM
Because I have no clue what you asked.

Why doesn't Meat Puppet make sense?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 06:40 AM
Because he's a puppet, made from MEAT.
Why is this topic so COOL??

Rase
05-30-2004, 06:56 AM
Because I'm posting in it.

Why must I be so cool?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 07:48 AM
Because you refridgerator is running. HA!

Better go catch it?

Ki Ki
05-30-2004, 02:15 PM
Because I really never understand your questions...?? :eep:
Why did my wig fall off??

DMKA
05-30-2004, 03:10 PM
Because I knocked it off while you weren't looking.

Why do wigs scream 'dragqueen'?

Rase
05-30-2004, 04:53 PM
Because only guys where them.

Why haven't we all been banned yet?

DMKA
05-30-2004, 04:56 PM
Because banning has been banned.

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Rase
05-30-2004, 05:03 PM
Because we like to confuse people learning to drive.

Why is Alaska the greatest place in the world?

Meat Puppet
05-30-2004, 08:26 PM
No it's not!

Why is <del>Alaska</del>[yourcountryhere] the greatest place in the world?

Rase
05-31-2004, 01:26 AM
Because Alaskas cool like that.

Why's you avoid answering my question?

Moomba Misstress
05-31-2004, 02:03 AM
Because I don't know what it is.

Why hasn't anyone closed this long game type spam thread yet? Seems like that always happens. :moomba:

TasteyPies
05-31-2004, 02:37 AM
Because the mods think its cool

Why does this thread roxxors so much?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 02:42 AM
Because there are cool ppl posting in it.

Why are there cool ppl posting in this thread?

TasteyPies
05-31-2004, 02:47 AM
Because cool people know whats cool....dadio

Why does Link wear a skirt?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 03:34 AM
Because it gives a good breeze lol
Why does he always wear green?

TasteyPies
05-31-2004, 04:00 AM
It doesnt' show grass stains

What actualy IS yogurt icing made of?

Thats all -Tastey :eyebrow:

Rase
05-31-2004, 05:57 AM
Because you can't answer that question using "Because".

Why do people ask questions that can't be answered with "because"?

Ki Ki
05-31-2004, 06:10 AM
Because they're STEEWpid.
Why will we get banned?

Rase
05-31-2004, 06:16 AM
Because we're uselessly spaming.

Why am I cool?

Ki Ki
05-31-2004, 06:18 AM
Because your frozen. :D
Why can't we stop spamming ,yea?

Rase
05-31-2004, 06:45 AM
Because breaking the rules is fun! :D

Why do I feel really crappy?

Leeza
05-31-2004, 07:24 AM
Because you're breaking the rules.

Why do I still want to close this thread?

Meat Puppet
05-31-2004, 08:05 AM
Because this thread is bright :cool:

Why am I so angry?

Lehteb
05-31-2004, 08:20 AM
Because you didnt eat cheesecake

Why am I still awake?

blue_midget192
05-31-2004, 03:34 PM
too much caffine?

what is all your base?

Rase
05-31-2004, 04:56 PM
NOTE: You have to ask a question starting with "WHY" so someone can asnwer it using "BECAUSE"


Why don't people look at the rules?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 05:47 PM
Because you think it's useless

Why won't you close this thread?

Leeza
05-31-2004, 05:56 PM
Because no one has asked me to.

Why don't you ask me to?

Rase
05-31-2004, 06:05 PM
Because then there'd be a riot.

Why is chocolate so good?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 06:12 PM
Because they put crack in it to make it addictive.

Why does White Chocolat taste different?

eternalshiva
05-31-2004, 06:27 PM
Because it lacks CHOCOLATE, it's made from albino chocolate beans [/end making carp up]

Why hasn't Leeza closed this thread? Is there something wrong with her? Did she get too many sexorism from PG?

[omg I broke the rulesI asked three questions - forces the thread to be closed]

Rase
05-31-2004, 06:46 PM
Because she likes us. Yes, something is wrong with her. Yes.

Why is the Earth round?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 08:20 PM
Because so we don't fall off.

Why do ppl want this thread closeD?

Rase
05-31-2004, 08:22 PM
Because they hate fun.

Why does Shrek 2 have to rule so much?

Starcrest
05-31-2004, 10:57 PM
Because Puss In Boots kicks ass

Why does Donkey feel threatened by Puss?

Rase
05-31-2004, 11:55 PM
Because Shrek seems to like him more since he can be cute.

Why ask why?

Lord Xehanort
06-01-2004, 12:12 AM
Because it's in the rules.

Why do people have prejudices?

Kiroku
06-01-2004, 12:46 AM
because there idiots.

why does gravity hurt?

Rase
06-01-2004, 12:57 AM
Because it's pulling DOWN on you and space is pulling UP.

Why is summer so short?

Ki Ki
06-01-2004, 01:13 AM
Because it's not LONG.
Why must you close this thread?? It's fun!! :cry:

Rase
06-01-2004, 02:19 AM
Because they aren't closing it.... yet.

Why was Ki Ki gone?

TasteyPies
06-01-2004, 02:23 AM
She exploded, but i used a life spell.

Why is pizza so good?

Denmark
06-01-2004, 02:43 AM
BECAUSE IT'S MADE WITH MAGIC CHEMICALS

why is the room all different colors?

Rase
06-01-2004, 02:55 AM
Because I painted it when you weren't looking.

Why does Mario like 'shrooms so much?

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
06-01-2004, 09:12 AM
because it makes him grow

why do you post here?

Meat Puppet
06-01-2004, 09:23 AM
cuz I'm cool :cool:

Why is this not pointless *SLAMS*

Ki Ki
06-01-2004, 10:52 AM
Because it isn't pointless.
Why did EVERYONE miss me when i was gone?? :love:

Rase
06-01-2004, 02:38 PM
Because you are easily missed.

Why didn't anyone miss me when I was gone?

Polaris
06-01-2004, 02:40 PM
Who said that?

Meat Puppet
06-01-2004, 08:35 PM
HYUNG. Because hyung.

Why does people keep asking the same silly question just to acheive an afterlife of "glory"?

DMKA
06-02-2004, 01:44 AM
Because the walls are talking.

Why are the walls talking?

Starcrest
06-02-2004, 02:11 AM
Because they listen.

Why do walls listen?

Advent-Sepheroth
06-02-2004, 03:25 AM
because they can't talk

Why does Dream Theater rock so much?

Rase
06-02-2004, 03:52 AM
Because I don't know what it is.

Why did Nintendo get rid of the feather in the Mario Kart series?

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 04:04 AM
Because I don't PLAY mario kart games anymore. :tongue:
Why is it so dark?

Meat Puppet
06-02-2004, 06:20 AM
Because you shot the light with your eye sight.

Why is it so bright?

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 06:36 AM
Because a hot,rolling ball of fire is heading straight for YOU!!
Why can't we have pyramids in our posts?

DMKA
06-02-2004, 01:47 PM
Because the A*Teens sang Mama Mia.

Why is it ok to murder animals but not people?

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 02:45 PM
Because animals are our enemies. They must DiE

Why do I love this forum? :love:

Misfit
06-02-2004, 02:53 PM
Because it's the best ever almost. ^_^

Why does the phone fly away when I need it? :(

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 02:56 PM
*i noe! i noe!*
Because it drank "Red Bull"
Why is the sky out of reach?

Misfit
06-02-2004, 02:57 PM
It's not. :D You're just not reaching high enough! *touches the sky*

Why do my feet make me fall up the steps?

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 02:59 PM
Because you tripped. *you klumsy* :D
Why am i wearing socks but i'm not really.

Misfit
06-02-2004, 03:01 PM
INVISIBLE SOCKS! :D

Why is that monkey dancing in my pocket?

Rase
06-02-2004, 03:01 PM
Becasue your wearing sock on your HANDS, not feet.

Why is my connection so slow?

Ki Ki
06-02-2004, 03:10 PM
Why is that monkey dancing in my pocket?
Because it's happy cos it's in your pocket!! :D


Why is my connection so slow?
Because someones asked that question before. :D

Why is my door locked but i didn't lock it?

Advent-Sepheroth
06-02-2004, 07:50 PM
cause a burgler was nice enough to lock for you, when he left

Why did Return of the King win 11 Academy Awards?

Kirobaito
06-02-2004, 08:32 PM
Because it was pimped up majorly.

Why is band so bad?

Meat Puppet
06-02-2004, 08:34 PM
I don't know who or what mr or mrs band is.

Who is band?

TasteyPies
06-02-2004, 09:27 PM
Because that wasn't a why question. He meant band as in music class i assume.

Why do we keep on slipping into the who or what questions?

Rase
06-02-2004, 11:43 PM
Because people hate order.

Why must Romeo die?

Ki Ki
06-03-2004, 01:15 AM
Because Romeo's GAY.
Why is it raining in here?

TasteyPies
06-03-2004, 01:30 AM
Because the fire sprinklers went off

Why does Baulders Gate Dark Alliance 2 fail to be as good as Baulders Gate Dark Alliance 1?

Ki Ki
06-03-2004, 01:32 AM
Because, what are you talking about?? :skull4:
Why are pies tasty but not so much really.

Starcrest
06-03-2004, 02:06 AM
Because it depends on the flavor.

Why do you say something is but then it isn't realy?

Ki Ki
06-03-2004, 02:23 AM
Because IT IS, but it isn't, really.
Why do you ask?

Starcrest
06-03-2004, 02:50 AM
Because I'm confused....

How is it but isn't really?

Ki Ki
06-03-2004, 02:55 AM
Because IT IS!! IT IS!! ARGG!! :crying:
Why won't you stop tormenting me? :whimper:

Starcrest
06-03-2004, 03:03 AM
Because I'm still confused but me sorry.

Why will you accept my appologie?

Ki Ki
06-03-2004, 03:08 AM
Because you gave me a stuffed monkey toy. :skull3:
Why did you give me a stuffed monkey toy??

sephxangel
06-03-2004, 12:45 PM
because he wants you to spank it.

Why would the girl sell sea shells by the seashore?

Rase
06-03-2004, 02:50 PM
Because her parents are poor and she's too lazy to work hard.

Why can't I get "Livin' La Vida Loca" out of my head?

Misfit
06-03-2004, 02:52 PM
Because you're a freak. ^_^

Why can't the CK's find all the spam threads? :D

Polaris
06-03-2004, 02:52 PM
Because you can't!

Why I'm crazy?

Misfit
06-03-2004, 02:54 PM
Because you were possibly born backwards? ^_^

Why do kittens always kill eachother?

Polaris
06-03-2004, 03:00 PM
Beacuse they are very jealous of each other!

Why there is Iraq war?

Starcrest
06-03-2004, 06:57 PM
Because we needed to fight in a war since we haven't in a while lol jk

Why doesn't anyone complain about nothing?

Iceglow
06-03-2004, 07:20 PM
because to complain about nothing would be pointless waste of breath, time and energy theyd rather complain about something even if it's having nothing to do.

Why don't we all meet up (those of us old enough to go in a pub somewhere I suggest the UK cause then more can come) for a drink?

TasteyPies
06-03-2004, 07:27 PM
Because I doubt the majority of EoFF members are 21+ and that wouldn't be too fair would it? (whats the drinking age there?)

Why does my left pinky turn to the right?

Iceglow
06-03-2004, 07:34 PM
its because your left pinky is double jointed


why doesnt anyone seem to be going to Download at donnigton park this year (UK rock festival)?

ooc: the drinking age in the UK is 18 but most people over 16 can get served without ID heck I was served when I was 14 just gotta be slightly mature

TasteyPies
06-03-2004, 08:05 PM
Because the UK smells funny

Whats mecha lecha hi mecha lecha chaliho mean? (hebrew/jewish i think?)

Misfit
06-03-2004, 08:10 PM
YOU SPAMMERS! That's what.

Why does ^_^?

TasteyPies
06-03-2004, 08:24 PM
Because O.o

Why does System of a down roxxors so much? SUGAR!

Rainecloud
06-03-2004, 08:35 PM
Because they have an army of gullible teenage fans to support their tired act.

Why is the Internet so boring these days?

Kirobaito
06-03-2004, 08:40 PM
Because there have been two topics about it at EoFF within the past month and a half.

Why is daytime TV so INCREDIBLY GOSHDARN STUPID?????!?!?!?!!!!!onebackslash

Meat Puppet
06-03-2004, 10:28 PM
Because people decide to use multiple exlamation marks, question marks, "1"s and backslashes in their exclamations.


WHY?

TasteyPies
06-03-2004, 11:27 PM
BECAUSE
Aww here it goes......

Why do we remember that?

Rase
06-04-2004, 12:07 AM
Because it was a great show.

Why do people download illiegal music?

Kirobaito
06-04-2004, 12:08 AM
Because we are too lazy to get up and buy the CDs ourselves...I mean what?

Why is the WB Superstar USA such an AWESOME SHOW?

Rase
06-04-2004, 12:33 AM
Because I can't watch it.

Why can't I watch it?

Kirobaito
06-04-2004, 12:37 AM
Because you're a LOSER.

EDIT: Oh, right, question. Why is this Six Flags commercial with the dancing old man so addicting?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 12:39 AM
Because I dunno what you're talking about.
Why do people kill each other?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 12:40 AM
Because of the candy in the lower intestine

Why is my cat so jumpy today?

Rase
06-04-2004, 12:42 AM
Because I gave it crack.

Why do road trips rule?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 12:44 AM
Because they rock. :rock:
Why is the sky purple and the clouds pink?

Rase
06-04-2004, 01:04 AM
Because I slipped LSD into your soda.

Why do we all live in a yellow submarine?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 01:13 AM
Because we stole it from the Beatles

Why do old people like the beatles?

Rase
06-04-2004, 01:33 AM
Because young people don't.

Why does Mario golf?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 01:52 AM
Because they kicked him out of cheerleading

Why does Mega-man wear blue?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 02:28 AM
Because he luffs blue. :skull3:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Rase
06-04-2004, 02:29 AM
Because he was bored.

Why can't Adult Link use a slingshot?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 02:31 AM
Because he's to old for that.
Why did i finally post faster then yoo?? :tongue:

Starcrest
06-04-2004, 02:32 AM
Because he has a kick ass bow instead.

Why would he wanna use a slingshot over a bow?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 02:34 AM
Because.
Why am I posting faster then everybody?? :skull7:

Starcrest
06-04-2004, 02:35 AM
Because you like this thread.

Why am I posting so fast as well?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 02:37 AM
Because you are, but you're not really.
Why does a egg die when it cracks??

Rase
06-04-2004, 02:44 AM
Because crack kills.

Why is it bad to kill a mockingbird?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 02:46 AM
Because it's bad to kill.
Why doesn't a cow drink milk??

DMKA
06-04-2004, 05:38 AM
Because dairy farmers united to form a discrimination group against cows to keep them from drinking milk.

Why is it ok for Bush to kill me but not for me to kill him? :(

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 04:24 PM
Because bush kills justly

Why does everyone hate bush?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 04:42 PM
Because he 'doesn't' kill justly.
Why do I h8 Bush?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 04:47 PM
Because your a commie

Why does my sitsers dog cry so much?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 04:54 PM
Because your a Taste-less Pie.
Why what is a COMMIE??

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 04:57 PM
Because a red

Why am I having such a hard time scanning my hand for the hand scan thread?

Starcrest
06-04-2004, 05:03 PM
Because there's crums on it.

Why was someone eating a cookie on the way inside?

Ki Ki
06-04-2004, 05:03 PM
Because it wasn't me.
Why why why?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 05:07 PM
Because because because!

Why do I feel the need to keep the fluffy puff background?

CloudDragon
06-04-2004, 05:57 PM
It's because it makes you feel special.

Why is Ex-Death now my favorite final fantasy villain of all time?

DMKA
06-04-2004, 05:59 PM
Because I don't know who the hell he/she/it is.

Why don't I know who he/she/it is?

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 06:47 PM
Because i dont know who he/she/it is either

Why can i still kind of remember he/she/it though?

Advent-Sepheroth
06-04-2004, 07:03 PM
Because you were that person in your former life.

Why did I throw away my Driver Handbook? when I should be studying it for the test :confused:

TasteyPies
06-04-2004, 07:51 PM
Because tests are overrated

Why does Art class suck so verry verry much?

Rase
06-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Because your teacher sucks.

Why does crack kill?

TasteyPies
06-05-2004, 12:32 AM
Because you could trip over it

Why do most giant robot games fail to be as good as I always expect them to be?
(Holding Gundam-Encounters In Space in hand and actualy just hit the net to get some codes)

Meat Puppet
06-05-2004, 12:46 AM
Because giant rats and robots should get married.

Why does my back ache?

Psychotic
06-05-2004, 12:53 AM
Because it isn't made out of chocolate.

Why Em See Eh?

Meat Puppet
06-05-2004, 01:00 AM
EDIT: Because YMCA IS SUCK

Why, what did you done to break it?

TasteyPies
06-05-2004, 05:58 AM
Because, I are ready am fixing processes

Why does shorties watching shorties suck so verry verry much?

Ki Ki
06-05-2004, 06:40 AM
Because you're tall.
Why are you making SO much sense (not reali) anyway, still...

Meat Puppet
06-05-2004, 07:08 AM
Becauze I want to but then again I don't really want to, you know it just depends on what moods myself and the recipiant is in.

Why do you like chief custard?

Rase
06-05-2004, 07:40 AM
Because it tastes good (duh)

Why is pizza so good?

Ki Ki
06-05-2004, 07:43 AM
Because it doesn't wanna get it twouble...
Why is it that even though Pizza is so good we still eat it alive. It's so unfair. :skull2:

DMKA
06-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Because humans are horrible evil creatures

Why does latex leave such a weird feeling to your skin?

Peegee
06-05-2004, 02:42 PM
because.

why?

Ki Ki
06-05-2004, 03:45 PM
Because
Edit::Why does the monkey want the banna that belongs to the other monkeys monkey?

Baloki
06-05-2004, 03:59 PM
Because
Edit::Why does the monkey want the banna that belongs to the other monkeys monkey?

OMG, you can't get away with this

*Throws smite sticks*

Ki Ki
06-05-2004, 04:14 PM
OMG, you can't get away with this

*Throws smite sticks*

Because you ALWAYS HAVE to start with because. :skull5:
Why can't I get away with this?
*gets away with this* :skull3:

DMKA
06-05-2004, 04:20 PM
Because Yevon won't allow it.

Why does Lita drink the champainge from the donkey punch bowl opening of the tunnel leading to the end of health class in 7th grade Engrish?

Ki Ki
06-05-2004, 04:22 PM
Because Lita gets away with it.
Why does Lita defy Yevon like I do?

m4tt
06-05-2004, 04:30 PM
Because I think this has gone on long enough.

Why am I closing this thread? :D