"Sorry, I don't speak english"

[Peegee]

What do you say to people when you clearly have a watch but don't want to tell them the time?

"No, I already have a watch"
"No, don't worry about it"

[Misfit]

Nothing, I run away. ^_^

[Peegee]

Sometimes I push them into subway trains

[Breine]

"Go away!"

[sephxangel]

Tell them to go buy a watch.

[escobert]

"half past a monkeys arse quarter to his balls lift up the tail and see the niagra falls." I used to say that when I was little Now I say "time to get a watch"

[Skogs]

I tell them the time.

Meanie.

[War Angel]

I tell them the time, because I'm a nice groovy person. If they don't say thank you, I trip them and kick their untill it is no more.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I went to a guy at the mall selling watches and asked him what time it was. He called me a smartass.

[Polaris]

No sorry I don't have the right time!

[LH]

Person: "Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?"
Me: "I sure can."

[Polaris]

Person: "Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?"
Me: "I sure can."

Of course that it depends igf it's a good boy I'll tell them, if it's not I tell them if I have hours!

[Silmaril]

I have a lovely expensive watch. I shove it people's face and tell them the time even if they don't ask.

But if really don't want too i'll tell them my watch stopped.

[Rye]

I rarely carry a watch, but if I do, I usually just hold that hand behind my back. xD

[Levian]

I smash their head in the ground and feast on their blood. Sometimes I just tell them the time though, it's a mood thing.

[Iceglow]

if you blatantly are wearing a watch then you may as well tell them just sigh in a "geez dude get a fething watch why don't you?" kind of way then tell them the time and walk of

[eternalshiva]

My husband always says "It's a quarter past half to."

[Cz]

I look at my other wrist, and tell them that I'm dreadfully sorry, but I don't seem to be wearing my watch right now. I then start a conversation with somebody else, and talk incredibly loudly until the time-asker goes away.

[Rainecloud]

I wouldn't refuse to tell them the time. That's just selfish...

[Dr Unne]

I hold out my arm and stare them in the eyes until they look at my watch for themselves and leave me alone. I only do that with people I know though, semi-jokingly. If a stranger asks, I tell them. Nothing wrong with manners.

[Yamaneko]

I tell them.

[Peegee]

Yams, what's the time?

[Yamaneko]

Sorry, I don't speak English.

[Psychotic]

True story of me and someone I know :D

Can you tell me the time?
*looks at watch* No... sorry. I don't have a watch.
But there's one on yo-
No there isn't. Good day.

[Shoeberto]

People I know know that I always wear my watch (dubbed "the bling"), but when they ask me what time it is I just stare at it blankly for a few seconds and then come back at them with a change of topic, like "Did you see (show) the other night?" or "Hey, did you hear about (event)?"

If it's a random person or a person that I don't know but hasn't ever done anything to annoy me, I'll tell them.

[escobert]

If I had a watch I would tell them but I never wear one.

[Shlup]

I've never had that problem... Then again, I don't wear a watch.

[omnitarian]

1. I never wear watches.
2. I would never refuse to tell somebody the time.
3. How hard is it to say, "Sorry, It's broken."?
:|

[Mikztsu]

I don't see any reason why someone would actually refuse to tell what time it is. :confused: If someone asks me, I tell'em. As if it's too much trouple. =P

[Kirobaito]

I only tell them 'no' if it's a good friend, or a hot girl, because it irks them so much.

[Del Murder]

I usually just make something up.

[Ki Ki]

" :D "