View Full Version : 50 Ways To Be Annoying (aka 50 sure ways to get warned and/or banned)

Ace Protorney
05-28-2004, 05:50 PM
1. Make spam obvious
2. PM a staff member and ask for a name change. The next day, PM the same staff member and say that you changed your mind and want your name back
3. Create new threads and have each thread titled the following: thread #1. Hello, thread #2. My, thread #3. Name, thread #4. Is, thread #5. (your name), thread #6. And, thread #7. I, thread #8. Like, thread #9. Making, thread #10. Threads
4. Get with a friend and start a 'flame war' at each other
5. Hijack a thread and give it a new topic
6. Start a thread about members you hate
7. Start replying with only a :)
8. Get the last reply to every single thread
9. Abuse the warn button only to say hi to a staff member
10. Abuse the warn button to say hi to Dr Unne
11. Ask Dr Unne to change your name to Dr Unne Jr
12. PM Loony BoB and ask him to change his name to "Looney Bob"
13. ask "ASL" to ShlupQuack
15. Get with a friend and start conversating in a thread
16. Get with a friend and PM the same staff member about the same thing at the same time
17. Make a second account at school or at a friends house
18. Make another account when you're on vacation
19. Start a R=U thread
20. Start another R=U thread
21. Start a thread and act as if it was a PM to a mod
22. Start bumping threads
23. Double post
24. Quote yourself to correct a typo
25. Start correcting spelling and grammar
26. Make your signature 800 pixels high
27. Make your signature stretch the table
28. Put "(Insert Staff Member) Sucks" in your signature
29. Ask to be a mod/admin
30. Demand to be a mod/admin
31. Start a thread stating the staff are racist
32. Make the same thread in every forum EXCEPT for the one it was meant to be in
33. Post the same thread 5 times
34. Start a spam thread
35. Start a word association thread
36. Start an Interactive Story thread
37. Post an indecent picture of yourself in the photo thread
38. Be abnoxious
39. Make fun of people in EoEO
40. PM a staff member a threat
41. Post a thread saying that you'll go to the restroom
42. When you come back, post a thread to say I'm back
43. Post in alternating colors
44. Start a forums war
45. Post in abnormally large font
46. PM a random member and say, "I am coming"
47. PM a staff member with a smiley of choice
48. Send a blank PM to a staff member
49. DU< B >< /B >CK
50. Doing any of these will get you warned/banned so don't bother. :)

Anyway, I was planning on writing 99 ways, but by the time I got to 49, I couldn't think of any more. heh. Anyway, just bored and thought of bringing up stuff you shouldn't bother doing here. Though, I do recommend trying numbers 11, 12, 13, and 28. :D

<b>CLEAR WARNING:</b> Doing any of them that clearly violates the forum rules <u>WILL</u> eventually get you banned. So I do truly recommend you follow number 50.

Erdrick Holmes
05-28-2004, 05:56 PM
51. Making a thread that gets closed for obvious reasons and making another thread whining about it.

I don't know if you covered this or not.

05-28-2004, 06:00 PM
7. Start replying with only a :) (I've seen that a lot, and I've done it once or twice)
8. Get the last reply to every single thread (well, at least 10 usually)
13. ask "ASL" to ShlupQuack (almost always)
25. Start correcting spelling and grammar (grammar gestapo)
45. Post in abnormally large font (virtually every newbie sexor post)

The above are my almost daily routine...except 7 and 25

Flying Mullet
05-28-2004, 06:01 PM
So why the PSA's when you're not on staff anymore?

05-28-2004, 06:03 PM
Since he's not on staff can I call him racist?

05-28-2004, 06:07 PM
Since when was Staff a race?

I'm watching you... :mad:

05-28-2004, 06:12 PM
Well duh I know better than to call anybody racist but he explicitly stated 'calling staff racist'


05-28-2004, 06:12 PM
Since he's not on staff can I call him racist?

Not before i send him a PM with the smily of my choice (47)

05-28-2004, 06:15 PM
I think you can only get warned by doing these things. There's not a single ban-worthy thing, imho.

well, the posting porn pics in photo thread or the threatening a staffer.

Where's the 'get mad at linus' sucide posts every 4/1' or 'posting a hilarious picture randomly'?

And there's no listing of telling people where to go see nude pics of BoB

Ace Protorney
05-28-2004, 06:16 PM
I'm in no way calling staff racist. :D

And sorry PG, I could only think of 50. If I had thought up of more, I would have included that. :)

05-28-2004, 06:17 PM
So is this your way of allowing us to make a '50000000 rules' thread?


Ace Protorney
05-28-2004, 06:19 PM
In a way. Go for it. It won't be my fault if the thread gets the closure. Besides, it's all in good fun. I'm not endorsing anyone doing any on the list.

05-28-2004, 06:45 PM
But all pictures of me are indecent...

05-28-2004, 06:48 PM
Why do you think Kishi's pics are never shown?

05-28-2004, 06:59 PM
Member mod! There's a warn button, y'know. 8-)

05-28-2004, 07:05 PM
warn buttons are weird. I only use it to report sig limit bad people

05-28-2004, 07:17 PM
Post pr0n pictures of Unne & Bleys together.

05-28-2004, 08:05 PM
51. Changing BoB's posts and him finding out how you did it due to The Man :rolleyes2

05-28-2004, 09:50 PM
Post pr0n pictures of Unne & Bleys together."

But, feel free to post BOU x Unne yaoi.

05-28-2004, 09:53 PM
BOU / Unne yaoi is tame

05-28-2004, 10:15 PM
Y'know what? I REALLY feel like being "abnoxious".


Ace Protorney
05-29-2004, 12:07 AM
Y'know what? I REALLY feel like being "abnoxious".


y'know, you're the only person to catch that. Good for you. 8-)

05-29-2004, 03:14 AM
I caught onto that way back when you posted it in your journal, but I didn't comment about that because it's COMPLETELY INSIGNIFICANT!

05-29-2004, 04:20 AM
25. Start correcting spelling and grammar

I can't help it if I have Mispellandbadgrammerphobia.

Loony BoB
05-29-2004, 09:20 AM
51. Changing BoB's posts and him finding out how you did it due to The Man :rolleyes2
Actually, I just went to the archive and found that thread and searched for what you wrote. The archive disallows any HTML/BB Code, so it only shows exactly what you was written. :p I could have also just edited the posts of people to find the perso doing it. ;)

EDIT: Come on, someone change their username into Dr Unne Jr. :)

05-29-2004, 05:53 PM
BoB will you change my name to Dr Unne Jr?

05-29-2004, 06:04 PM
He can't change it.

05-29-2004, 07:55 PM
I know

05-29-2004, 11:39 PM
The funny thing is ive done about 30 of those things... oh well no harm no foul right?

05-30-2004, 12:04 AM
Oh great you just told on yourself now your going without being banned is ruined.

Heh, I'm a goodie goodie whos never been banned/warned from any forum ever including this one. :)

And I would get my named changed to Unne Jr but that'd soil my clean(ed) name.

05-30-2004, 02:15 AM
I've been warned but I'm a good boy now :).... kinda....

05-30-2004, 03:12 AM
I've been warned but I'm a good boy girl now :).... kinda....
(which I might add was HOOTERS'sess fault)

05-30-2004, 04:04 AM
Oh yeah I forgot I was a girl. Geeze silly me.

05-30-2004, 03:31 PM
Oh yeah I forgot I was a girl. Geeze silly me.
No, I was quoting that for myself. I'm a girl. o_o

But y'know, thanks for letting us know the truth now atleast, I guess. ^_^

05-30-2004, 03:39 PM
I was wondering why you said it was HOOTs fault. I was like wtf he didnt do anything to get me in trouble.. I did it all on my own.

05-30-2004, 05:55 PM
I demand to be the site owner.

But not having to do that pay money thing.