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Peegee
05-28-2004, 07:04 PM
What is it with the english language? There's so many oddities about it. Discuss the oddities here. For example, the thread title doesn't make sense...it is self contradictory. Another of my favorites is 'do not read this sentence', for obvious reasons.

Here's a FYI: there's no such thing as a 'longest english sentence'.
HOOTERS
05-28-2004, 07:12 PM
Earlier today this chick said she had hairy nipples. What's with THAT?
ZeZipster
05-28-2004, 07:26 PM
omg did u ask her out?
Misfit
05-28-2004, 07:28 PM
Like asl?
Kitsune
05-28-2004, 08:28 PM
It's LIVE, LIVE it... two words same spelling.
Peegee
05-28-2004, 08:43 PM
I read reader's digest about how to read things read backwards.

BTW how do you say read? read or read?
Awrini
05-28-2004, 08:44 PM
It's LIVE, LIVE it... two words same spelling.

Uhhh you don't mean It's Life, Live it. Do you?
Mr. Graves
05-28-2004, 08:50 PM
Earlier today this chick said she had hairy nipples. What's with THAT?

I wonder the same thing about pierced nipples.
Peegee
05-28-2004, 10:20 PM
pierced nipples makes me watch television when arnold was a mayor of that time in third grade.
Lady Alustria
05-28-2004, 10:27 PM
Uhhh you don't mean It's Life, Live it. Do you?

No, he means Live as in: LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night Live.

Now say that.

Then say, I live how I wish. It is spelled the same way but pronounced differently.

Just like Hare and Hair. Sounds exactly the same but spelled differently. Just an oddity I suppose.

~LA~
Meat Puppet
05-28-2004, 10:42 PM
English is so messed up because it isn't actually English it's a mixture of 1,000 (well, maybe 2.5) languages trying to be perfection.
That's why I thought Korean is better :rolleyes2
Psychotic
05-28-2004, 10:58 PM
I only clicked this thread 'cause of the title. I'll assume the offer is still open: I'll take ten please.

...I will take. That's a bit odd really. THERE! on topic :D
Erdrick Holmes
05-28-2004, 11:03 PM
I seen a sign at a Jiffy Lube station that said "Lifetime Limited Warrenty."
TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:10 PM
Buy one get one free, mwa ha ha
Kitsune
05-28-2004, 11:18 PM
Here in England, "It's LIVE, LIVE it" is a tv channels slogan.
Chaos
05-28-2004, 11:35 PM
"If you tell me, I promise I wont get mad...."

That one always gets me.

Chaos
Peegee
05-29-2004, 12:08 AM
That's a good one, Chaos :D
bennator
05-29-2004, 04:45 AM
I seen a sign at a Jiffy Lube station that said "Lifetime Limited Warrenty."

That actually makes sense. The warranty lasts forever, however, it is limited to certain things (like parts only, etc.)