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Misfit
05-28-2004, 08:16 PM
List some jobs that you think will be important in the future, but that don't exist today.

Would you like to work in any of these occupations?


Like, profession ROADKILLER and you're goddamn right I'd like to have that job. :D Oh wait, I already do! *Professional Roadkiller pose*

HOOTERS
05-28-2004, 08:18 PM
Space Monkey Keeper Awayer. Also firemen will still be pretty important unless fires aren't in the future.

Peegee
05-28-2004, 08:45 PM
I think professional thespian is pretty important.

Kirobaito
05-28-2004, 09:24 PM
It's impossible for an actor to be professional, PG.

Uh...Alien Shooter! BAM BAM!

Baloki
05-28-2004, 10:12 PM
Head Hunter (but in the litral sense :D)

Meat Puppet
05-28-2004, 10:44 PM
I was hoping internet police who kill hackers

Cz
05-28-2004, 10:49 PM
Recyclable office staff. Once they retire, stick 'em in the blender, and a whole new work force appears!

Also, the guy who repairs the machine that recycles office staff.

Also, a guy to run the union for the guy who repairs the machine that recycles office staff.

TasteyPies
05-28-2004, 11:16 PM
Quantum time flux repairers to fix the messes of those teenage time travelers, effing kids :mad2:

Mikztsu
05-28-2004, 11:33 PM
Based on the replies above, I guess a very-professional headshrinker will be handy for the likes of you. And guess who that shrink will be?! ME, MIKAEL!

Psychotic
05-28-2004, 11:44 PM
Professional Chief Executive of Randomness.

Oh yeah Tajikistani trumpet time baby. <---- For that I'd have been paid £10,000. Sweet.

Chaos
05-29-2004, 12:07 AM
Professional monkey hurdler.

Or Gaurdian of the spice-tame continuum wotsittery.

Chaos

DMKA
05-30-2004, 12:53 AM
Professional ass sitter.

Well I mean in the near future there gonna have to start paying people for that to keep the economy stimulated right.

Mr. Graves
05-30-2004, 12:54 PM
Teachers who actually teach in the U.S.