OMG I'm New.

[The Wandering Zero]

So... S'up?

[metCloud]

OMG...Welcome, have fun!

[Peegee]

omg asl?

[Lord Xehanort]

*gives an Ansem plushie*

Don't even think about my baby boy, Riku! He belongs to me!

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Psychotic]

liek hi hi hi hi OMG wheeeeee!

[Baloki]

The first newbie thread of a new life, hey and welcome.

[The Wandering Zero]

So...

I set fire to things.

My name is Joe, I am an asshole, I talk about things most find obscene, I'm a fat loser with no life, and I do many illegal things.

Nice to meet you all.

[Baloki]

So I don't get beaten up:


Welcome Version 5../Neko-chan Urber-KAI!!!! (With Lev :D)

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO!

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[The Wandering Zero]

*drinks the water from the river chocobo*

*runhides*

[Singing_Wings]

Welcome to EOFF Forums! I hope you like it here! :D

[Lindy]

So, you're subtle and you can type properly.

One of those is a lie, which do you think?

[The Wandering Zero]

Hmmmmm... ... ... ... ... I'm going to go with the latter of the two. I feel I am very subtle.

[Mikztsu]

Sup botchie. 8-)

[kirk81]

Baloki do say that to everyone OMG

[Fuzakeru]

Hello and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums where conversations are held betwixt people interested and usually obsessed with Final Fantasy. Here they come together and throw their useless lives away posting . . .

. . . liek ASL! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi n00b! -waves-

[Leeza]

Hello, Wandering Zero. Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Peegee]

Guy, I expect lots of posts from you in the art forum. You must win the Ciddies for best graphics artists post haste! :D

[-N-]

Man... all these new people make me feel old. *breaks his hip*

[Kirobaito]

Yo yo gangster flow.

Now that my line is said and done, I hope you support the Pistons. Only poopy-pants like Yams support the Lakers.

I'm KB. I'll call you TWZ, because The Wandering Zero is too many letters. *nod* I enjoy long walks on the beach and making fun of Joel and Strider.

[Ki Ki]

I think you spelt 'soup' wrong...
OoO...I'm getting hungry now.
"Soup" :cool:

[The Wandering Zero]

I hate sports.


Something about guys running around chasing after balls that just kinda turns me off to the whole idea.

[Peegee]

Stop equivicating. It's a fallacy :D

[The Wandering Zero]

... ... ... Don't make me <!--:love: your esophogus.-->*snip*

I don't like your language and do not abuse the swear filter. ~ Leeza

[Rainecloud]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy, Wandering Zero.

Enjoy yourself. :)

[Mo-Nercy]

Welcome. You have nowhere to go from here but up.

[Shlup]

Sup, homie? Lets have some pie.

[Breine]

Hello :)

[Lord Xehanort]

I forgot to give you these. *gives yaoi cookies (now even chewier!)*

[The Wandering Zero]

*clears throat*

Ahem...

1. I did not abuse the filter, I noticed that "the f word" was filtered out as :love::love::love::love: , so, rather than swear, and have four gay little hearts show up instead, I'd just put :love: in place of the swear.

Didn't think that your own filtering method would be taken as something offensive.

And I'm sure you don't like my language, very few people do. I'm sorry we don't share similar interests. There are things you could do, like, oh, I don't know; PM me and say, "Hey, don't say things like that" rather than trying to be a rules nazi. "OMG he sed sumthing offnesvi omgomgomgomgogmogogmoignfabngajb *edits post*"

2. I'm not into Yaoi, though my friend Josh will surely appreciate the cookie. Thanks anyways.

3. *has pie with Shlup*

4. Trust me, you can always dig your hole deeper ^_-

[Rainecloud]

5. Don't mess with Leeza. Or else.

:D

[Peegee]

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: ing :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: !!!

Zero doesn't strike me as a dum-dum so I was pretty surprised. :o

[The Wandering Zero]

Or, I could mess with Leeza, seeing as how I'm an apathetic asshole and care not for people who cling to things like "rules" like they're going to save you from something.


Or, I could just "skull love" somebody with a clawhammer.

I think I'll do both.

[Leeza]

Replacing four :love: with one is going around the swear filter, which is the same as abusing it. If we don't want to see four, why would one be all right when we all know what you're trying to say? If you don't like our "rules", there are plenty of other forums out there for you that are far more lax than this one.

Or, you can stay here at a decent forum and abide by the rules because our rules are what have made us one of the best forums that you will find. It's your choice.

I could have PMed you, but what kind of a <i>rules Nazi</i> would I be if I did that? :)

[eestlinc]

campaigning for evilest member, are we?

[Spiritus Sancti]

:roll: FRESH MEAT :roll:

[Leeza]

<i>campaigning for evilest member, are we?</i> - eest

No. :)

[Peegee]

It would be fun if Leeza won evilest member. *devilish grin*

[eestlinc]

yes, I was talking to you, Leeza. :)

[Lord Xehanort]

Replacing four :love: with one is going around the swear filter, which is the same as abusing it. If we don't want to see four, why would one be all right when we all know what you're trying to say? Can I replace four :love: with four :skull: like it was back in the old days?

And yes, Leeza is the evilest member. She has my vote.

Back to the n00b:

You don't like yaoi!? *uber-gasp* How can anyone not like yaoi?! It's so... *glomp*.

Tell me more about this friend 'Josh'. He sounds interesting!

Well, I can't have a newbie without cookies... I guess I'll have to try my latest recipe. *bakes a fresh batch of Chocolate Fudge Yuri Cookies* If you want these, you might want to take them before Joel sees that they exist.

[The Wandering Zero]

So, what you're saying is, it's ok for members to talk about gay, boy on boy anime porn, but not swear?


Makes a whole lot of sense there.

[Peegee]

Swearing has a extreme negative connotation while mature people apparently can speak about homosexuality.

It's all relative. Or to put it a different way: this is a private forum so if they wanted to prevent us from saying trout or jeff they could.

Trout

Jeff

Trout

[Lord Xehanort]

Swearing has a extreme negative connotation while mature people apparently can speak about homosexuality.

Well said! Mild swearing is allowed here on EoFF... if used sparingly. Sexuality is perfectly acceptable. That's why my sig hasn't been attacked by Leeza even though it clearly displays the whole 'Gay Pride' motif. Although I should change it to 'Bi Pride' but that doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Peegee]

Or 'straight pride', which would somehow have a condescending motif?

[The Wandering Zero]

I'm not saying that homosexuality is offensive, what I'm saying is, if sexuality is an allowable topic for discussion, then why isn't swearing allowed?

It's like saying, "You kids go ahead and have sex now, as long as you don't call it :love: - ing."

If I said that I have sex with corpses, it's blatant that I don't, otherwise, I wouldn't talk about it, seeing as how graverobbing is illegal, and I'm not a mortician (and having sex with corpses is only illegal in most states, I'm pretty sure it's illegal here in Iowa).

So I say outlandish and disturbing things, most people, including most of my managers, find it amusing, because it's so outlandish and disturbing. Obviously, I'm not going to pick up a hammer, and bury the claw end in your skull repeatedly. 1, most of you are probably way too far away, and 2, too big of a mess for my lazy self to clean up.

I'll stop "abusing the swear filter" if it's really that big of a deal, seeing as how the swear filter was only involved once, and I've been typing out the :love: smiley ever since, but don't take away my sick and macabre humor ;.;

[Baloki]

If you want to applease Lezza and annoy the rest of the staff just change it to cat smilies and she'll roll over :D

:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

[Shattered Chest]

I am old here.

You might like me.

And hello, too.

[sephxangel]

Welcome to the Asylum!!!! :freak: :hyper:

[eternalshiva]

It's pointless to go against Leeza, the rules have been in place for a very long time and the mods are very leniant with them. But to continuously piss them off is asking to get banned. It's nice to go to a forum where there is no swearing. I think you can still make a valid point without having to swear left and right about everything.

Anyhoot! Welcome to EoFF and post lots! Sexuality topics and Anime Yaoi are in their own forums, not in general chat so if you don't like them, don't go in the threads. :love:

[Leeza]

I think he gets the message now, guys, so let's just allow The Wandering Zero to post. :)

Sorry, Baloki, but changing to cat smilies will just be cuter, not better. :)

I know you were talking to me, eest and...no, I don't need to campaign. :)

[Iceglow]

Hey newbie. I would offer you a cookie as per tradition but you don't like cookies? Wow, I never met anyone who honestly said that they don't like cookies.

as for Leeza not having to campaign for most evil member she doesnt have to cause we all know it to be so anyway ;)

[muchacho]

hi n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b just beware, cause the yellow snow isnt lemon flavord