Newbie here!

[Angel Wing]

Hey everyone! I'm looking for new friends so I'm hoping to stay here a long time... if I can manage it. ^_^

[Cz]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy. I hope you do manage to stick around, because there's a great community here.

[Kossage]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay here and post a lot. :)

[Psychotic]

HELLO

[kirk81]

Hey i was new before this place is not so bad

[Singing_Wings]

Welcome to EoFF Forums! I'm sure you'll like it here. *hugs* :D

[Baloki]

We may all seem insane but we try our best to be endearing :D

Try and enjoy yourself though and don't let no-one tell you what to do (unless their a knight, they be mean, especially that Lezza, she beats you round the head with a cat until you stop doing the bad things :D)

Now time for the intro text :D

Welcome Version 5../Neko-chan Urber-KAI!!!! (With Lev :D)

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO!

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[starlet]

:hot: Last time I did one of these threadz it got locked! now I'm seeing a bunch of introduction threadz? this angers me....

welcome btw.

[Rainecloud]

EoFF has exceeded it's weekly newbie quota. Unfortunately, we don't have enough room for you.

Just kidding. Welcome to EoFF, Ms. Wing.

[Rusty]

Welcome...and I love you signiture :)

[Lord Xehanort]

*gives uber-chewy, frosting glazed yaoi cookies of Squall and Irvine*
*also gives an Ansem plushie*

Welcome! I am not a vampire slayer. Don't believe anything that Baloki says. He lies more than President Nixon.

Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

[Spiritus Sancti]

Hi and welcome, I think I might try to use this forum more often now..

[Mikztsu]

What's the strongest sign of summer when sun's not shining? People start joining in EoFF. Welcome. :)

[Peegee]

Newbies make me happy. *sexors*

what FF do you like, you newbie?

[Ki Ki]

HelOo
I like your signature also, aswell.
Squall is hot. But *hates* Rinoa.
*kills Rinoa*
Yah. ^____^
Btw...This is me...
=> me (http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?do=viewuser&u=8531) <=

[Misfit]

*bites your wing*
*gives you rabies*

[Fuzakeru]

. . . . . . . too many newbs. -gives up- I can't keep up. Welcome to EoFF!! ^_^- I've run out of semi-witty remarks to say. Sorry. v_v

[Strider]

Howdy.

[Angel Wing]

Thanks everyone for your kind welcomes! I feel at home already! ^_^ *returns Singing_Wing's huggie*

Ansem,
I've never played Kingdom Hearts, but I'd like to. Isn't it where there are little children off the FF characters?

Immortal,
I think I like FFVIII the most obvious. FFVII, FFX, FFX-2 are pretty cool too.

I hope I can get to know you guys along the way and become good friends. Well catch you guys around!

[Breine]

Hello and welcome to EoFF. Enjoy your time here (It's hard not to). Nice signature by the way.

[Project G]

Hello. Do you like HIM

[Iceglow]

Hiya cookie? :cookie: Enjoy your stay I think I allready spoke to you in the FF8 forum but still hi I like the sig as well it's a good one...fancy making me a new sig cause although I love Xanders one I have a specific picture in mind now.

[Ki Ki]

Oi!

Stop handing out cookies like they grow on trees man!

She's a noobie. She has yet to prove herself worthy of a monkey!

[Iceglow]

Cookies growing on trees? Dude you are seriously messed up. Anyway everyone gets a cookie of me when they join if I remember them, it's only after that they have to be bawling their eyes out in the corner (Ansem, in the BOATW thread prior to elections) or proove themselves worthy of the cookies, like most people. And anyway as long as it's me in the kitchen what the hell does it matter to you? :D

[Ki Ki]

*throws a shoe at you*

It matters to me cos I am in the kitchen too blind thing. ^^

[muchacho]

BEEE BOOOOP, BEEE BOOOOP ON THE N000000B

[Lord Xehanort]

It matters to me cos I am in the kitchen too blind thing. ^^

Don't forget about me! *puts on a chef's hat* Who wants Yaoi Fudge Cookies?

[Dixie]

Have fun! :D

[Ki Ki]

What the heck is Ansem doing in the kitchen??

"don't eat Ansem's cookies! They're poisonous!"

[Lord Xehanort]

No they aren't. Misfit's are, though. She poisoned me with them. But, luckily, I had an Antidote in my item menu.

[Iceglow]

actually I think the chicken crunch chip one I baked for tastey pies was poisonous but hey he asked for it! :D although after that smell I'm no longer taking requests it's white choc or milk choc from now on.


Hey Ansem pass one of you yaoi fudge cookies over please?

[Lord Xehanort]

Of course! *passes a Vincent and sephiroth Yaoi Fudge Cookie* Here ya go!

[Ki Ki]

"Poison!! I tell YOU!!"

[zacks_clone]

I think I like FFVIII the most obvious. FFVII, FFX, FFX-2 are pretty cool too.

So long as you like FF VII we can be friends:DWelcomes

[Meow]

i never thought talk of delightful confections of any sort would leave me wanting to tape mouths. The RPing that goes on in newbie threads is absurd.

Not to be grouchy. Welcome, Angel Wing.