Newbies for eatin?

[CloudySky]

Hi, I kinda don't feel new here, but I am, cos not posted. It's time to change that. Can I get some fun, fights and screams here? (likes that stuff). RP chat? Where's the best thread to poke my nose?

[Lord Xehanort]

Welcome to EoFF! *gives chewy, frosted yaoi cookies and an Ansem plushie*

Do you like KH? I do. Riku is my baby.

Oh, and I am not a Vampire Slayer. Make sure you remember that. Baloki will say different.

[Mikztsu]

Welcome. Any thread made by HOOTERS would be a place to start pokin'.

[CloudySky]

Rikku rocks! But I don't own KH. Sorry, the pure FF addict. Well not exactly pure...
If You are Vampire Slayer then I'm in the right place, lol.

[CloudySky]

Welcome. Any thread made by HOOTERS would be a place to start pokin'.

Thanks for advise! Was it serious?

[Mikztsu]

Riku ( with one 'k') is a male name in Finland.

Edit: I'm <i>always</i> serious.

[Lord Xehanort]

But I'm not a vampire slayer! I've seen a book called Bound by Blood about a male human and a male vampire who exchange blood while having sex. So awesome! I don't mind vampires and thus I don't slay them.

[CloudySky]

But I'm not a vampire slayer! I've seen a book called Bound by Blood about a male human and a male vampire who exchange blood while having sex. So awesome! I don't mind vampires and thus I don't slay them.

It doesn't matter who You slay, the most important part was a Slayer!

[Erdrick Holmes]

*eats newbie*

[CloudySky]

Sorry Joel, forgot to mention, I'm indigestible, You should see a doctor as soon as possible.

[Peegee]

*sexors newbie* :o

[The Wandering Zero]

*sexors immortal*

[Peegee]

dude asllolwtfbbq?

[The Wandering Zero]

19/m/ia/no/yeahno/chicken

[Ki Ki]

hipup.
Heys.
*eats the cloud & the sky*

[The Wandering Zero]

<.< Stabbies?

[Ki Ki]

*balony*

[HOOTERS]

Everybody's encouraged to have a poke in my threads. With either head. :smash:

Ooh, that rhymed. :trout:

yeah hi :grover:

[Misfit]

*gives you roadkill* :nibbles:

[Fuzakeru]

:eep: :eep: :eep: :eep: :eep: :eep: . . . n00b. Hi.

[Rainecloud]

Welcome, Newbie.

Your username is my old FFRepublic password. How lovely.

[Female Ryuichi]

The newbies! The newbies are coming!

*gives you still alive bollocks*

Misfit stole all my other bollocks.... :( :cry:

[Baloki]

The newbies! The newbies are coming!

*gives you still alive bollocks*

Misfit stole all my other bollocks.... :( :cry:

ewwwwwwwwww

Rp'ing, try General Gaming Forum and start one up, they usually join in :D

Now time for the welcome pack:

Welcome Version 5../Neko-chan Urber-KAI!!!! (With Lev :D)

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO!

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[CloudySky]

Waw, Baloki. that, is, awesome! It's the most detailed map I've ever seen! Thanks! From now on I'll be honoured to call You the Buddy! :beer:

Mikztsu, are You going to check spell all my posts? I would really appreciate that, no kigding!

Thanks all eaters (hope You had no dyspepsia), all sexorsers (whatever that means) and especialy all stabbers :chop: (brothers in arms)! Also Ki, ki, Hooters and Jayren!

Thanks Misfit for roadkill. roadkill is good, roads are good, killing is goood.... killing on road is good, armagedon is good,... cars are good... mechs are goood, killing is good... :shoot:

Fuzakeru, are this offer of Yours still valid? I would give a shot and try that taste of Your sadness. Where is this cosy dark place, anyway? :kiss:

Explanations are needed!! What are those alive ballocks good for?

[Leeza]

Hello, CloudSky. Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Mikztsu]

Mikztsu, are You going to check spell all my posts?


I..I don't understand. :confused: Did I check your spell?

[CloudySky]

I..I don't understand. :confused: Did I check your spell?

Yea, I mean Riku, remember... lol

Hi Leeza!

[Kirobaito]

Yo yo gangster flow.

Now that my line is said and done, I hope you support the Pistons. Only poopy-pants like Yams support the Lakers.

I'm KB. *nod* I enjoy long walks on the beach and making fun of Joel and Strider.

[Mikztsu]

It had nothing to do with your spelling. I'm the last person to smartass about someone's spelling. It was just random mentioning how Riku is a Finnish name.

[Ouch!]

Rikku and Riku are two different characters. Rikku is the annoying, spunky, dumb blond from FFX and X-2. Riku is the silver-haired 15-year-old from Kingdom Hearts who is totally awesome.

By the way, oyo and welcome.

[CloudySky]

No no no no! Riku from FFX and FFX-2 is may be is blond, but she is so sexy! Just admit that! or i will find my Super Laser and we will have quite different talk... lol

I would like to support the Pistons, King Bahamut, really would like, but I can't, cos I play RPGs all the time I can, that leaves no time for supporting the Pistons... lol

OK, Mikztsu, understood. You are not going to check spell my posts. It's a pity! No kiding.

[Mikztsu]

*kidding

[Ki Ki]

Helo newbie.

[CloudySky]

Mikztsu, so You are going to check spell my posts, after all. Thanks! I appreciate that! No kidding!

[Mikztsu]

I'd probably be the worst spell-check there is. :)

[Starcrest]

lol PISTONS ROCK!!! WOOT WOOT....*sigh, puffs inhaler* jk, i'm fine. Waddup newb?

[sephxangel]

Welcome to the Asylum!!!! :freak: :hyper:

[Lord Xehanort]

I just noticed... this newbie has a thing for my baby-boy, Riku! :mad2: *thwacks newbie with a keyblade*

[CloudySky]

Hi Shiva's effect, SephXAngel (meanwile pokes Ansem with Riku's hand and accidentaly there is a huge screwdriver in her palm)

[Lord Xehanort]

You poked me with Riku's hand and there was a screwdriver in her palm? That's not possible. Riku is a boy!

[CloudySky]

Nope, Riku is a blond girl! If You have objections show me Your weapons, I don't fight... wait... Are You a girl?

[Lord Xehanort]

I am a boy, dammit! And so is Riku! Rikku is a girl! She's from FFX! Baby-boy Riku is from KH! SHEESH! *storms off in a huff*

[Ouch!]

Newbie, Ansem is right. Rikku is the blonde from FFX you're thinking of. Riku is indeed from Kingdom Hearts. Now be quite about it and stop making yourself look like... well... a newb.

[CloudySky]

What if I like looking as a newb? Rikku or Riku sounds as a girly name for me. Can't change it not for You, not for Ansem, and already posted (look p. 1) I don't own KH.

[Ouch!]

Can't change it not for You, not for Ansem, and already posted (look p. 1) I don't own KH.

It doesn't matter if you own it or not, when we tell you something you're supposed to believe us. If we tell you to jump, you say how high. Understand? Good.

[CloudySky]

That's what I was looking for - a bad guy. Hello, brother! So who I shoud kill first: You or Riku boy? It's all up to You!

[Lord Xehanort]

That's a bit much, Z. But I will tell you this, n00b. If I say something about KH, it's right. I am one of the 3 leading authorities of KH on these forums. The others are Xander (AKA "Xandy", "Xan-Xan") and MateriaBladeVII (AKA "ShyGuy Flamer", "The Guy I Wish I Lived Near So I Could Date Him")

[CloudySky]

KH is childish! and doesn't matter who You are...

[zacks_clone]

That's a bit much, Z. But I will tell you this, n00b. If I say something about KH, it's right. I am one of the 3 leading authorities of KH on these forums. The others are Xander (AKA "Xandy", "Xan-Xan") and MateriaBladeVII (AKA "ShyGuy Flamer", "The Guy I Wish I Lived Near So I Could Date Him")


who died and made you guys king?^.-

anywho,hey CloudySky.I suppose i should say "Welcome" but it seems a bit late for that.

[Lord Xehanort]

z_c, don't be angry! The Trinity was designed by the three of us as we were under the assumption that we were the leading authorities on KH. Seeing as how we've been officially labeled as 'KH Freaks' by Psychotic. No offense intended. Don't hate me... please

[zacks_clone]

i was kidding you loon:Pim not angry.just no big heads,because it only makes for bigger targets.

i have noticed CloudySky that you capitalize You alot...it only reminds me of a higher power(loke God and He). Did Ansem convince you he was some higher power?And i must disagree on the kh argument you made.Its great:D

[Starcrest]

The little bit i played...i'd agree it was good

[CloudySky]

About You, God and I.
I have to be an extremely polite person, cos I’m enormously deadly. I’m a lonely knight traveling through the Inet and killing bad guys at the forums. It’s my top priority. No objections accepted. And whatever you all think of the KH, The Square shouldn’t be involved in any project with the Disney S. in the first place. Because the result product will always look as a bazooka with bunny ears, or Porsche with toy car tires on it, or an eagle with a sparrow head, or Rum with cola, or a man without a gun, or a sword without blade, ……

Hi, Zacks clone. Lately I'm meating a greater number of Your brothers. What's going on?

[The Wandering Zero]

<.< The control scheme is horrible, combat sucks, and the concept is gay.

Which explains why Ansem likes it ^^

To each their own is what I go by, I may hate it (along with FF6 and 7 and 9 and X2, and tactics... and the crappy ones on gameboy... ... ... and the "official translation" of 5, and in comparison the crappy "easy type" of the american release of 4, hard type owns so much harder), but then again, some people don't like cancer.

[CloudySky]

FF6 it's OK if You've played it when it was released, not now, FF7 is good, FF9 sucks and e... FFX2 isn't my favorite. I never buy American releases if I can get International or Euro, cuz they always lack hardest challenges, never could understand this... And Gameboy as a name implies is for boys (age 0-10).

[Lord Xehanort]

<.< The control scheme is horrible, combat sucks, and the concept is gay.

The control scheme is one of the easiest I've ever seen in a hack-n-slash. Combat is repetitive, but so are all the FFs. The concept is the classic 'Good v. Evil' that every single FF employs. What's the problem?

[Baloki]

Lay off him guys

[Starcrest]

man now u dun messed up. U got Ansem started, and now ur dissing prolly one of the best FF's? (FFVII) not a very good idea The Wandering Zero

[Mikztsu]

How newbie turned in a Final Fantasy debate? Silly people and everyone has their own taste.

[The Wandering Zero]

I said I don't like them. I don't care what you guys like, I'm only here because I was told to join.

[Ki Ki]

Cookie? +>:cookie:<+

[Female Ryuichi]

Explanations are needed!! What are those alive ballocks good for?

Ask Misfit. She/he/it stole mine :(.

[CloudySky]

The Wandering Zero, can I ask who told You to join? Just for a record.

Mikztsu, everywhere I go, places turnes to RPG debate and later to RPG paradise. then I take my leave, usually.


Ask Misfit. She/he/it stole mine :(.
Ok, Mistif, show in Yourself and tell me the truth about alive ballocks, please. And that she/he/it looks nice and fresh!

Thanks for cookie Ki ki.

[The Wandering Zero]

God told me to join...

He came to me in a glorious vision of bloodstained walls, upon which was written, "Join this forum..."

So I did. Then I kicked him square in the nuts.

[CloudySky]

That's what I thought! hahaha! Bloodstained walls! Good!
God don't touch the children, they are all Evil!