Heya, it's a Newbie!

[Antiperspirant]

Hey, I'm the latest Newbie 'round these parts and am looking to make a place here!

So, hi all! :D

[Baloki]

OMG *wins*

*victory pose*

Welcome Version 5../Neko-chan Urber-KAI!!!! (With Lev :D)

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO!

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[Maxico]

hey, nice name and....
aww I ran out of things to say in newbie threads

[Cz]

Yes, what Baloki said.

Hi there. :)

[Mikztsu]

Hi and welcome to EoFF!

[Levian]

Hi and welcome to EoFF!

[Mikztsu]

I know you wanna be as big and strong bitch like me, but imitating me isn't gonna help, butch. ;-)

[Levian]

I know you wanna be as big and strong bitch like me, but imitating me isn't gonna help, butch. ;-)

[Mikztsu]

Levian is stupid little botch.

[Rusty]

Hey :)

[Leeza]

Hello. Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Misfit]

*gives you a dead hamster* ^_^ :nibbles:

[Lord Xehanort]

I know you wanna be as big and strong bitch

Mik has a bitch! Who is it, Mik?

Welcome Newbie! I am Ansem, former Vampire Slayer. Baloki hasn't updated his message in a while. My new occupation is the EoFF Baker. I bake lots and lots of yaoi cookies! They're even better than Eternalshiva's sexy cookies!

*gives the n00b a fresh batch of chewy yaoi cookies* The frosting is still warm and gooey! Eat'em quickly!

Oh, and here's this: *gives newbie an Ansem plushie*

Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

[Kirobaito]

Sexy cookies are much better tasting than yaoi cookies.

Yo yo gangster flow, newbie.

Now that my line is said and done, I hope you support the Pistons. Only poopy-pants like Yams support the Lakers.

I'm KB. *nod* I enjoy long walks on the beach and making fun of Joel and Strider.

[Lord Xehanort]

How can you say that!? You haven't even tasted a yaoi cookie!

[Fuzakeru]

-waves, being completely drained of anything good to say in this acursed threads-

[Kirobaito]

And I never plan to. :p

But Mum's cooking has to be inherently better than yours.

Let's just let this newbie decide.

[Lord Xehanort]

How dare you!? I am a fabulous cook! Just bite into it! *shoves it down KB's throat* See? It's chewy and delicious!

[Fuzakeru]

STAY ON TOPIC!! The newbie needs a 'place' around here. I suggest we throw him in the room with Misfit and HOOTERS and see how long the n00b survives. :moomba:

[Misfit]

Not HOOTERS, he smells funny. :D

[Lord Xehanort]

I'll take HOOTERS' place in the room with Misfit. The n00b won't last long! *evil laughter*

[Rainecloud]

Hi there, newbie. You'll wish you'd never joined here in...oh, say about five minutes?

:D

[Misfit]

*twacks Ansem's shins with a flashlight* ^_^

[Lord Xehanort]

'twacks'? How do you 'twack' my shin's? Do you mean 'thwacks'? If so, why do you always hit me!? *whining* Can't you ever just sit down with me for a spot of tea or something? Besides, we're supposed to be working together to work this newbie over.

[Misfit]

Leave my typo alone. :-( It's my friend. :'(

*pulls up some chairs, a small table, and brings tea and cookies*

[Fuzakeru]

Well if Ansem is taking HOOTERS's place then there's no point in Misfit being in there . . . . I think Ansem can do enough emotionally scarring without help. ^_^-

[Lord Xehanort]

*drinks tea and eats cookies* That was a splendid tea pahty, Misfit.

And yes, Fuzakeru. I can do a lot of emotional scarring on my own. But having a bit of help is always a plus.

[ZeZipster]

ESTO ES Una RESPUESTA CONFUSA

[Misfit]

*drinks tea and eats cookies* That was a splendid tea pahty, Misfit.
I poisoned those cookies!

*runs in circles* :nibbles:

[Lord Xehanort]

...I might've known. *opens Item menu* *selects Antidote* *uses* *wins* *victory pose* *smacks Misfit in the head with a keyblade* *Misfit passes out* *she is no longer running in circles* *steals her hamster* *flushes it*

[Phil]

Yay baloki mentioned me :D
Yes, I and my bandit gang are harmless.
Welcome to the forums, and enjoy your stay. :cool:

[Lord Xehanort]

I just noticed... Baloki mentioned that I hang out at BAoTW HQ! YAY! *huggles Baloki* *goes back to sewers to neutralize the Anti-Kingdom Hearts Faction residing in there*

Does Vincent06's band of thieves like KH? *brandishes Keyblade and army of Heartless*

[Phil]

Yeah, kingdom hearts is great. I beat it at level 100 :D

Hey antipersperant, do you like manga and if so, do you like king of bandit jing?

[Lord Xehanort]

There's a good lad. *pat pat*

[Misfit]

*steals her hamster* *flushes it*
... Oh no you didn't ...

THIS MEANS WAR ANSEM!

I'll be watching you ... :shifty:

[Peegee]

*flicks newbie's ears*

I would do so much more to you but I'm not allowed. Though once things calm down it's PG rain of pain insane!

[Ki Ki]

Hey new person.
I'm sorry about all these weirdos. They're jus high.
I'll be your friend though. :D

[Polaris]

Welcome :D

[sephxangel]

Welcome to the Asylum!!!!! :freak: :hyper:

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm sorry about all these weirdos. They're jus high.

Actually, I've never been high. The only thing we burn in the EoFF Kitchen is inscence. I take some with me to the sewers to keep myself from fainting from the smell. Especially after HOOTERS had Taco Bell. :yuck:

[Ki Ki]

" I said what the heck is Ansem doing in the kitchen????

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm baking yaoi cookies, of course. Eternalshiva's here making sexy cookies and FallenAngel_666 is making regular, non-suggestive, cookies.

[Ki Ki]

"i can make cookies too you know..."
+>:cookie: (http://www.whoi.edu/generalinfo/buttery/cookie.gif)<+

[Dixie]

Have fun here! :)

[Rusty]

Hey ;)

[The Captain]

Greetings and many warm welcomes to EoFF. As others have undoubtably proven, this is a place with a wide assortment of personalities, ideas, and cultures. Feel free to throw yourself right into the mix, and don't be intimidated to find your niche, it'll come along.

Enjoy yourself.

Take care all.

[Cloud_99]

Hi,
I'm kind of a newbie myself. I hope you don't have any trouble with anyone. If you do. I'll beat the crap out of them myself
;)

[Meat Puppet]

Hi and welcome to EoFF!

[Female Ryuichi]

The BAoTW building is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye, Misfit and Psychotic. On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO!

Dude, where's Ryu? WHERE'S RYU?

*goes into corner and cries*

I want my yaoi fudge cookies now :cry:

Hello little noob. *pats noob on head, then wanders off to read the Graviation remixes*

[Maxico]

hey, I think I already said hey in which case hey again.

[Lord Xehanort]

I want my yaoi fudge cookies now :cry:

*bakes a fresh batch of yaoi couples from the anime Gravitation and gives them to Female Ryuichi*

[Armisael]

hi and welcome. :)

[K-chan]

I'm baking yaoi cookies, of course. Eternalshiva's here making sexy cookies and FallenAngel_666 is making regular, non-suggestive, cookies.

And I hand out sexy peanutbutter M&M's! ^____^ Geez, we're getting a LOT of newbies! goodie! Newbies are so cute!

Oh, before I forget... *pounces on the newbie* Hi and welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay here!

[Lord Xehanort]

Hey wait... I just realized. Female Ryuichi isn't even a member of BAoTW!

[Female Ryuichi]

Hey wait... I just realized. Female Ryuichi isn't even a member of BAoTW!

yes I am :( :cry: Just as valetine_4_ever.


*bakes a fresh batch of yaoi couples from the anime Gravitation and gives them to Female Ryuichi*

Wai! *eats cookies*

Keep on shining!

[Lord Xehanort]

Wait... Female Ryuichi is valentine-4-ever/looking-4-porn!?!?

[Silmaril]

Is this thread about cookies or the newbie? :confused:

Hello, by the way, interesting name. What were u thinking?

[Female Ryuichi]

Wait... Female Ryuichi is valentine-4-ever/looking-4-porn!?!?

YES! IT IS I!

:D

Keep on shining!