Hi!!! =)

[your_shadow]

Hi! =) I'm new here...and I really dont know how this works! Jesus Christ! =D What's up? Bye :tongue:

[Baloki]

Hey, welcome, try and enjoy yourself, and remember taking a joke isn't optional :D

Newbi pack time:
Welcome Pack version 6.1, now with added stablility, reliablity and performance, please allow 4 days for patches to download :D

Hi ya and welcome to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, a place of mind warping abilities and grade A superposition theory (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=superposition+theory). Over in that corner is the liquidfyingly Droolie SeX0rie PG (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=549). In that far corner is Ansem the vampire Slayer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010), he keeps the underground sewers clean of people who dislike KH, sunlight or Steel Bars. Over there on the sunny side of the boards is Xander (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8845), BoB (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22), Leeza (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2161), Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and all the other knights. They won't let us in because they believe that sunlight is a priviledge that we mere mortals and cool people don't deserve....

The north side is full of roving gangs at the moment, along with the now ancent seeming BAoTW HQ's (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html). Most of the roving gangs are harmless (Vincent06 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7042) for example) and just want to sell you T-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/products/product/product.asp?caching=on&product%5Fid=235112878010890938&index=1) (Shulp (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=301)) or handmade wallets from Uzbekistan (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Uzbekistan) but there are also the more dangerious and absent minded gangs roaming that sector including the Transformers Cult (Lead by King Bahamut (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1473)) and the Erasors....

The BAoTW building (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/home.html) is a tall sky scraper of about 250 floors and 3 basement labratories. Half the windows on the south side have been blown out by Denmark (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=631) trying out a Penguin Matrix move, it was cool I tell you. On the 5th and 12th floor you will find most of the regular members hanging out incuding Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Misfit (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7643) and Psychotic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5602). On the 8th floor you'll find Ansem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7010) skulking that I haven't mentioned he hangs out here so I have corrected that, ya BOO! Oh yes and if you head into on of the basement labratories you will find little Female Ryuichi (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9025) baking the latest batch of Yaoi (http://www.yaoishrine.com/whatisyaoi.htm) Fudge Cookies ready for distribution.

The other important person who resides in this grand building is Lev, hes holding it all together from a remote, temperature controlled, control room where he has access to a massive array of anti-Soc weaponary.

South side is the Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20), Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46) and Ideas (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40) Forums, they provide all the help with your computer, system, games, sigs (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42968) and avatars (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=43913) that you may need along with allowing you to give something back to this dear town. These areas are regularly patrolled by Archie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827) and Eternalshiva (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552), if they don't help you they'll take you back to their hideouts for sexy cookies (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Sexy+Cookies).

The West side of town is quite a busy area incompassing the whole of the Square-Enix Boards (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3), from FF 1 to Chrono Cross its all there. Along with help, tips, spoilers and a little bit of madcapness. Always worth a peak just to see whats going on. Oh just while I remember you'll need to show your member pass to get into the Staff and Eyes On You areas, they have vicious kittens guarding those areas, trust me ;)

On the West Side they have recently been running successful fairs and and other cool stuff and against my wishes something called the Chocobo Cook Off Contest. Its a nice place to hang out on a lazy saterday afternoon.

The East side is the secret side of town including the musical sector of B-frame (http://forums.eyesonff.com/mframe.html) and B00B's personal Pron site. Its so hard to get into its like being eaten by a rabbits, you so want it to happen but you know it never will.

The final area is the one you stand in now, ground-zero square in the town center, known to an unspecified few as General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2). Along with this abismal and sometimes scary place theres the Eyes on You (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4) sector and the lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) in this central hub.

Remember, enjoy the libray, follow the rules and for the gods sakes don't drink the water from the River Chocobo!

[Pure Strife]

Good evening sir/madam. How's your genetalia today?

[Levian]

How many times must the cannonballs fly,
..before we ever hit a newb? :(

Hi :greenie:

[Rainecloud]

Welcome to EoFF, Newbie.

Enjoy yourself.

[Mikztsu]

Hi

[Phil]

Oh-law mee amee-goe

[Lord Xehanort]

BALOKI, YOU @#%@%^*(^! YAOI FUDGE COOKIES WERE MY IDEA AND I DESIGNED THEM LONG BEFORE FEMALE RYUICHI!!!!!!!!!

Anyway... welcome, newbie person. I hope you post in the KH forums often and don't hit on my baby-boy Riku. Oh, and have some Yaoi Fudge Cookies! *gives*

[your_shadow]

thanks for the messenges! =)
Wierdersehen (bye)

[metCloud]

Yo Yo Ha-lo!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I don't think Jesus is registered here..

[m4tt]

I don't think Jesus is registered here..
Well.... There is <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=48">this guy</a>

Hi!

[Ouch!]

I was always under the impression that it was aufweidersehen. But y'know whatever works for you.

Oyo, newbie. Have fun posting, and don't do anything bad, or I'll sick PG on you.

[your_shadow]

Mr. Zaphier I promise that I will be a good chatter... =) and u can say Aufwierderseher or only Wierdersehen, okay? =)

Goodbye
(Auf)Wierdersehen
Adeus
...

[Kirobaito]

Yo yo gangster flow, newbie.

[Masami]

*reaches out and touches the newbie*

[Xander]

Hello your_shadow, welcome to the forum. :fphap:

[Logan]

You said jesus christ :). Hi.

[Peegee]

Hi I have just sexored you. Carry on http://www.pureghetto.phlezk.com/PG_Smilies/wacky.jpg

[escobert]

Hi I just sexored Peegee weegee. Carry on.

[Polaris]

I'm so glad you join us!!!!

Welcome!

And if you see that we are crazy... don't worry... we are!

Oh Gosh I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rusty]

Welcome newbie :)

[Armisael]

welcome your_shadow and have a good time. :)

[K-chan]

*pounces on the newbie* Hello-lo-lo and welcome to the forums! You like peanutbutter M&M's? *gives newbie a pack of sexy M&M's*

[Female Ryuichi]

BALOKI, YOU @#%@%^*(^! YAOI FUDGE COOKIES WERE MY IDEA AND I DESIGNED THEM LONG BEFORE FEMALE RYUICHI!!!!!!!!!



*hides*

*gives fudge cookies and Kumagoro plushie to newbie*

Hey newbie. If you ever happen to vist the EoFF chat, you're going to get a friendly

(Well, maybe :rolleyes2 ) welcome from moi.

Enjoy your time, and please do not encorage the PG!

Keep on shining!

[Lord Xehanort]

I've recently recieived reports of our newbies getting diabetic comas and vanishing. Maybe it's all the sweets we give them... nah!

[Ki Ki]

Hi.
*gives you a cookie*
*then gives you a mooglup*
It's a new invention. :Oo:

[Maxico]

I don't think Jesus is registered here..

I beg to differ...