Humorous News

[The Captain]

In today's world, it's good to find something that puts a smile on your face. If you find something in the news today that made you laugh or smile, post it so we can all share in it.

Here's mine:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040621/ap_on_sp_so_ne/soc_elephant_soccer

Take care all.

[Logan]

I can't read the full article without signing up, but.

"Doctor billed state after sex with patient
GRESHAM, Ore. (AP) - An Oregon City doctor will spend two months in jail after he advised a patient that having sex with him would help her pelvic pain, then billed the Oregon Health Plan for his time during their sessions."
>_>

[escobert]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=5&u=/nm/20040621/od_nm/odd_germany_burping_dc
Right there. Burping sheep. Enough said

[-N-]

Here's one: Government still owns space. Haha.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040622/D83BNHRO0.html

[Rainecloud]

David Bowie was on stage performing (a few days ago), when a projectile lollipop became lodged in his eye. He stopped the concert and yelled at the female fan who was the suspect - telling her not to be so stupid. Fortunately, Bowie's eye was not damaged, and the woman was allowed to remain in the concert.

When asked why she threw the tasty drumstick at Bowie, the woman replied by saying: "It wasn't my fault. I was simply holding the lolly in the air when someone pushed me from behind."

xD