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Loony BoB
06-23-2004, 01:05 PM
Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Some of you may remember this thread being created and some of you may note that it's still archived, but I figured I'd just re-post it for all the people who weren't around for the last one and for the older people to see if they can check off any more numbers. Obviously this one won't get archived either 'cause we only need one "master copy."

I haven't changed it and I haven't fully checked over to see if anything needs changing to keep up with the times but I think for the most part it still works well. :)

Nait
06-23-2004, 01:13 PM
"Now known as God"! That's so cute! :)

EDIT:

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
(12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.) <b>Must be something.</b>
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case) <b>Damn you, Bleyatch</b>
<del>30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. <b>JOIN? I <i>MAKE</i> parties!</b></del><b> On further investigation, this isn't true. I've never actually joined a party before. :o</b>
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. <b>Oh. *changes #30*</b>
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley. <b>I fink.</b>
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. <b>*twitch*</b>
<del>34. Hear Kishi sing.</del> <b>I heard the "Dr. Unne" bit, though</b>
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count. <b>Easy as pie pfffft</b>
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
<del>52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.</del> <b>I do not inquire, I <i>demand</i></b>.
53. Improve your grammar.
<del>55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.</del> <b>I suggested the Writer's Corner, yes, even the name, in a PM to Sean</b>
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. <b>YES</b>
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
66. Play a game in the arcade. <b>On a side-note, is it still there?</b>
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. <b>Squally</b>.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender. <b>AH, now this is ME</b>
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Baloki
06-23-2004, 01:16 PM
English.....?

Do half those members exsist anymore?

What does the star stand...?

Ed's Technicolour nightmare doesn't exsist anymore, its been replaced by Pimping pink.

Loony BoB
06-23-2004, 01:17 PM
Haha, good spotting. Fixed.

Meat Puppet
06-23-2004, 01:22 PM
It's like he's killing me softly :eek:

Loony BoB
06-23-2004, 01:26 PM
English.....?
That's not a complete question, no comprendo.

Do half those members exsist anymore?
I'm pretty confident every single member is still alive.

What does the star stand...?
You really need to work on finishing your sentences. If you mean the mention of Evenstar*, that was her name, asterix included. However, it's Rinoabella now (as it was when she first joined, but not when I made the original list), so I'll change that.

Ed's Technicolour nightmare doesn't exsist anymore, its been replaced by Pimping pink.
...I can't believe it's gone. Who killed it? Ed's Technicolour is far more important than that shoddy old pink crap.

Baloki
06-23-2004, 01:28 PM
That's not a complete question, no comprendo.

I'm pretty confident every single member is still alive.

You really need to work on finishing your sentences. If you mean the mention of Evenstar*, that was her name, asterix included. However, it's Rinoabella now (as it was when she first joined, but not when I made the original list), so I'll change that.

...I can't believe it's gone. Who killed it? Ed's Technicolour is far more important than that shoddy old pink crap.

xD, it seems as if I typed the other half of those senctences into a poor hapless MSN Convo *dies laughing*

Levian
06-23-2004, 02:25 PM
I'll just remove the ones I haven't done, making the ones I've done remaining :p

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). - <b>I never told anyone though</b>
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. - <b>My first nomination this year :p</b>
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. <b> Hi BoB *waves* :love: </b>
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

- Some questions may be outdated :p
- FFi is now named Final Gaming ;p You should know since you came up with the name. I still stand by my suggestion, FF intoxication :cry:

White Raven
06-23-2004, 02:34 PM
My completed list….

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).

(What aboot EoffFF?)

23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Not really any comments aboot it. meh.

Shoeberto
06-23-2004, 03:18 PM
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. <b>Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.</b> - It's funny because I do this all the time.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. <b>Have someone PM you regarding your signature.</b> - Once, waaay back in the day (I'm talking UBB EoFF), by Sean. Beat that, crackahs.
87. <b>Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.</b> - People have never asked me to change it back, but some still call me by the old one.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Ryoko Masaki
06-23-2004, 03:52 PM
that's a very very long list...
has anyone completed the whole list yet? :p

Loony BoB
06-23-2004, 04:40 PM
I think I've done 98/101. I can't really force the ones I haven't done, though (eg. epiliptic fit).

Silmaril
06-23-2004, 04:50 PM
Your list has chilled my heart. My list has a grand total of three. OMG :shame:

Maxico
06-23-2004, 04:52 PM
I've been hear over two years and I've done about 3 of those
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and I spelt "here" wrong*dies*

Cz
06-23-2004, 05:50 PM
I though this was going to be all new. :(


2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Yep. I vaguely remember most of those.

m4tt
06-23-2004, 05:58 PM
1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
83. Max out your PM folders.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
:rolleyes2

escobert
06-23-2004, 06:03 PM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Female Ryuichi
06-23-2004, 06:21 PM
1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). does bel; count?
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. Almost
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquired about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’. Three times it is? you may now kiss the bridge xD
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

:D

I'm so old school and vertanish now..

Kirobaito
06-23-2004, 06:25 PM
Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

The crossed out ones are things that I've done.
1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count. And successfully, too.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive. I have about 4.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person. Does leaving a message on Joel's answering machine count?
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned. Well DUH!
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

47/101

Denmark
06-23-2004, 07:48 PM
I have the original list in a Word file that gets updated whenever I think of it (and am bored). *attaches*

the bold ones are the ones I've done. the italics are my comments.

SomethingBig
06-23-2004, 07:56 PM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
38. Get a LiveJournal
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.(numberous times)
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

I think I lose.

Kami
06-23-2004, 08:30 PM
Oh boy let's see if I have most of these.

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

That's about all.

Ouch!
06-23-2004, 08:49 PM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. (Just recently actually)
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore. (I tried, but I can't get it at school either)
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

For having being here for two years, I'd say I didn't do too well.

Rainecloud
06-23-2004, 08:53 PM
I hope these things aren't mandatory, because if they are, I'm leaving with a big fuss. I'll then plan a big comeback and return within two/three months to an enormous ovation and much deserved fanfare.

So there.

BrittyGoesMow
06-23-2004, 09:12 PM
1,2(sorta),3, 8,15, 16, 19, 21, 22, 34 (more times than I can count), 36 Bou(more times than I can count), 37, 38 (and it was all your fault, BoB), 39(most likely, I don't remember), 44, 46, BAH 47, 49, 53 (Thanks to BOU), 55, 61(I miss those), 62, 65,69, 70, 71,73, 74, 76, 77, 78 :(, 79 :(,88, wow 89, sadly, 91, 94, 95, sup 97, haha 100 poor cody, 101!

.
goal!
wtf, I never thought about that. :D
Aren't you proud of me BoB?

Meow
06-23-2004, 09:44 PM
You know, when i'm feeling a bit rough around the edges, it gives me no greater joy than to pound away on the completely current and in no way outdated attack button.

MecaKane
06-23-2004, 09:44 PM
<font size=1> Ones I didn't do left out + some ones I didn't do but had neat little comments for.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). <b>It was longer than that, but I'm sure I popped in and out inbetween a little. </b>
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. <b>Oh yes, <3</b>
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. <b>Many times :D~</b>
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in. <b>Of course =o</b>
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. <b>I WAS A MOD BITCH</b>
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does. <b>No, that's for suckers. ;o</b>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem. <b>A few times. Silly clout.</b>
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong. <b>Maybe kinda, probably not</b>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member. <b>Is Ally random, I hope not. <_<</b>
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something. <b>A lot I'm sure >__></b>
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder <b>I forget my newbie thread :-(</b>
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella <b>I think, maybe.</b>
19. Post your picture in a photo thread. <b>Yah =o</b>
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread. <b>I think, in one way or another</b>
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’. <b>Good old days of chat? :-(</b>
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map <b>Yah, but it was WRONG at first. :-(</b>
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender. <b>All the time bebe</b>
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. <b>Maybe the prom, a little bit. :o</b>
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. <b>Oh yes</b>
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing. <b><3</b>
38. Get a LiveJournal <b>It wasn't while I was an active member of EoFF, and it was months after before I added any real eoffers, too</b>
41. Try to figure out your post count. <b>When I first came back I was trying like hell to get my posts per-day up to 1. :-) But then you took it all away! :-(</b>
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them. <b>Oh baby n___n</b>
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. <b>I make fun of people who do?</b>=
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. <b>:-[</b>
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread. <b>I think so.</b>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.<b>:love::love::love::love:</b>
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.<b>At least two!</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
73. Stalk someone. ;-)
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned. <b>At least twice a day -:(</b>
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. <b>I know Bleys did at FFL, and maybe he did here, too. Different sig, though. HMMMM</b>
94. Get shot by a sniper. <b>I did at FFL, when all yous freaks came over.</b>
100. Mistake someone for the other gender. <b>Hey, Logan, Baloki, Spiff, Misfit ;-)</b>
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it. <b>:-[</b>

Super Christ
06-23-2004, 10:01 PM
Let's see just how few of these I've completed in the 3 1/2 years or so I've been here.

I have:
2. Leave forever and come back within six months (generally two weeks).
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case) Never got it changed back really, even after 3 years...
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

That's about a quarter of them, actually.

Lindy
06-23-2004, 10:23 PM
Not only have I done most of those, but I've reached a point where I'm beyond you all and didn't even have to read it to know what it was I've done or not done, or even what it was all about.

Or something.

bennator
06-23-2004, 11:02 PM
My numbers are up from last year, here's what I have:
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war..
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Shlup
06-23-2004, 11:15 PM
In almost 4 years I got 78 (77%) of them.

<s>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).</s>
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
<s>4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.</s>
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
<s>11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.</s>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
<s>14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.</s>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
<s>31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.</s>
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… <s>a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or</s> b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
<s>36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.</s>
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or <s>b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.</s>
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
<s>49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.</s>
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
<s>52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.</s>
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / <s>newbie / birthday /</s> tech / <s>coming-and-going</s> forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
<s>71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.</s>
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
<s>81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.</s>
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<s>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.</s>
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
<s>89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.</s>
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
<s>95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.</s>
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
<s>97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</s>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

CloudDragon
06-24-2004, 12:54 AM
<s>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.</s> - I'm still waiting...
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon. - Hell, I OWN that thing.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. - Who hasn't?
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
<s>10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.</s> - HE NEVER TOLD ME, I JOINED ON MY OWN
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. - Consider only
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s> - WHERE IS IT
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. - FRIHET DOES
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

-N-
06-24-2004, 06:40 AM
Congratulations on alienating 90% of the members here.

Rase
06-24-2004, 07:28 PM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Logan
06-24-2004, 09:09 PM
This is the third time I've gone through the list and pulled out the ones I've done, due to my computer being a ho.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition. (was that the quarterfinals? Probably not. Die!)
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. (though I don’t understand WHY)
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF (long time ago.)
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Misfit
06-24-2004, 09:27 PM
1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline. (it'll happen somewhat soon ^_^)
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


yay!

Daryl
06-24-2004, 10:44 PM
My list:

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).<b>Rawk! died and was reborn as The Basement. The Village Mist died and was reborn as MajkenGee.com.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.<b>I don't recall if I did, but I probably did not. Heh.</b>
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.<b>I haven't seen any of these for a while, thank goodness.</b>
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.<b>Probably have, not sure.</b>
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.<b>This happened back in the day when I lived at home, so glad I don't have that anymore.</b>
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.<b>Don't recall if I do anymore.</b>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.<b>*cries* I lost them when that bastard stole my laptop. But I had them for a couple years up until then. ;_;</b>
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Chaos
06-24-2004, 11:18 PM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
<s>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.</s> No, but I've texted him while drunk...
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


Thats quite a darn few.

Chaos

§håd0w
06-25-2004, 12:28 AM
Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. Only when it was on the main banner, mind you.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Woo, I'm getting there, 31% complete. I will finish this someday mind you.

Leeza
06-25-2004, 03:00 AM
<s>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.</s>
<s>2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).</s>
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
<s>4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.</s>
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
<s>8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.</s>
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
<s>11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.</s>
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
<s>13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.</s>
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
<s>16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.</s>
<s>17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder.</s>
<s>18. Be huggled by Rinoabella.</s>
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
<s>21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.</s>
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
<s>26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.</s>
<s>27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.</s>
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
<s>29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)</s>
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
<s>31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.</s>
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.<b> I think I closed one of these though.</b>
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
<s>39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.</s>
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
<s>44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.</s>
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
<s>47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).</s>
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
<s>55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.</s>
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
<s>58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).</s>
<s>59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.</s>
<s>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</s>
<s>61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.</s>
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
<s>78. Be insulted by Kishi.</s> <b>Not that I can remember.</b>
<s>79. Be corrected by Kishi.</s> <b>Not that I can remember.</b>
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
<s>81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).</s>
<s>82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.</s>
83. Max out your PM folders.
<s>84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.</s>
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<s>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.</s>
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
<s>89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF.</s>
<s>90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.</s>
<s>91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.</s>
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
<s>93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.</s>
<s>94. Get shot by a sniper.</s>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
<s>96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU.</s>
<s>97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</s>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Fuzakeru
06-25-2004, 04:19 AM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
53. Improve your grammar.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

I feel so unfufilled. :(

Raistlin
06-29-2004, 01:24 AM
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). - although I've never said that I'm leaving forever.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB. - I am avoiding this one for as long as I can.

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). - tGA?!?
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. - I WILL REMEMBER THAT DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OMG IT WAS AMAZING

35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. - does that count for me?
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count. - and done

42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. - good ones

56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF. - does tGA count?

60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony - THE BEST GAME EVER MADE

61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé <s>since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.</s>
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

The rest I haven't done.

Agent Proto
06-29-2004, 01:47 AM
<b>1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.</b>
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
<B>3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.</b>
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
<b>7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.</b>
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
<b>12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.</b>
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
<b>17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.</b>
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
<b>30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.</b>
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
<b>38. Get a LiveJournal</b>
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
<b>42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.</b>
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
<b>46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.</b>
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
<b>48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.</b>
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
<b>50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.</b>
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
<b>53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.</b>
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
<b>57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.</b>
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
<b>63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
<b>67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.</b>
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
<b>71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.</b>
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
<b>76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.</b>
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
<b>83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.</b>
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
<b>87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF</b>
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
<b>93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.</b>
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
<b>96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.</b>
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
<b>99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.</b>

Especially the name-changing one. *dies*

RSL
06-29-2004, 01:47 AM
Crossed out ones are ones I've done.

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
<del>7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.</del>
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
<del>9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.</del>
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
<del>14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.</del> <b>I used to post in every newbie thread with "Hello, welcome to EoFF. I pretty much ignore newbie threads now.</b>
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
<del>19. Post your picture in a photo thread.</del>
<del>20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.</del>
<del>21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.</del>
<del>22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).</del> <b>I'm at ASC and sometimes fools gold.</b>
<del>23. Get your name on the EoFF Map</del>
<del>24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.</del> <b>It's pop.</b>
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
<del>32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.</del> <b>Just did this in staff last night!</b>
<del>33. See Bleys’ Crotch.</del>
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. <b>Nope because they haven't!</b>
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
<del>38. Get a LiveJournal</del>
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
<del>42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.</del>
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
<del>56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.</del>
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
<de>60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony</del>
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
<de>64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.</del> <b>more like a million</b>
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
<del>66. Play a game in the arcade.</del> <b>I was the snake champion!</b>
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
<del>70. See a forum you never realised even existed.</del> <b>this happened a couple months ago. Then I worked to get it shut down</b>
71. Browse through the General Archive.
<del>72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
</del>
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
<del>100. Mistake someone for the other gender.</del>
<del>101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.</del> <b>otherwise, what is the point of the thread?</b>

sephxangel
06-29-2004, 12:03 PM
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.

And Last but not least!!!!

101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Thunday Man
06-29-2004, 01:27 PM
How about get banned and have your name changed? =p

Ifrit's Bodyguard
06-29-2004, 01:35 PM
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

61/101 not bad