Gone Off.

[Rainecloud]

Have you ever eaten or smelled anything that's gone off? Of course, I'm talking about getting a whiff of a dead trout in a fish store or drinking some sour milk by accident, amongst other nasty things.

Please discuss.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I once tok a swig of milk in my fridge that I had no clue was past it's expiration date. Alomst died gagging.

[Yuzuki130]

Poor Joel, I feel ya. I had bad milk too and I couldn't eat for the rest of the day. The next day my stomach was really upset and I couldn't hold down any food! :cry:

[Rase]

I drank 2 week old milk, but it actually wasn't that bad.
Where I used to live during the summer/fall when salmon spawned they would die by the dozens and stink up all of downtown. :(

[Misfit]

Ahh, dead animals ... :nibbles:

[Logan]

I was pouring milk into a cup at my friends house, and it came out all chunky and smelled really bad. I threw it away >_>

[Xander]

Umm, no. Yuk.

[ZeZipster]

I was eating cereal and about half-way through I noticed that the cereal was infested with ants...


It actually wasn't all that bad.

[SeeDRankLou]

I once went to pour what I thought was tea. I took a drink, and it was iced coffee, and I spit it back out onto the counter and had to clean it up. I could have killed my roommate.

[Meow]

My freshman year i received both a well-earned dollar from my roommate and a day's worth of stomach sickness from the week-passed orange juice in our fridge. It hadn't tasted all that bad, i didn't think.

[Dixie]

At my school, there were big, white chunks in the milk. About half of the kids at my school(550 people, so that's 275 people) drank milk. Almost every single kid went home sick. And the kids that didn't go home that day didn't come the next day. It was terrible. I'm so glad that I didn't drink that milk.

[Chaos]

I drank milk the other day that had been off for a week or so. Tasted fine.

Other times its rather bad to find lumps of milk in your coffee as you havent been paying attention when you poured the milk.

I have a yougurt in the fridge that has been in there since about November. I'm waiting for it to explode. So far its swollen really big and the lid looks like its almost gunna pop off.

I'm betting two more months and it will splat.

Chaos

[Ouch!]

Took a swig of milk that was a couple weeks old. I didn't pay attention when I poured it, so I didn't notice it was chunky and smelled horrible. I spewed it across the table.

[System Id]

I once got stuck driving behind a Dead Wagon (a big truck that hauls dead livestock) and, man, that was incredibly unpleasant. You could see legs and stuff poking out of the top of the thing, too. Fun stuff.

[Meat Puppet]

Everything in my house has gone off.

[War Angel]

I once ate 15 year-old caviar, and 30 year-old cheese.

[-N-]

I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad.

[sephxangel]

I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad.

oh god i had something similar. it was vodka in a plastic bottle. it smelled like rubbing alcohol. :barf: it was horrible.

[fire_of_avalon]

Once I found some cherry tomatoes in our fridge and I like cherry tomatoes so I just popped one on in my mouth and it was rotting and I screamed things like "Urgh!" and spit it out.

[-N-]

oh god i had something similar. it was vodka in a plastic bottle. it smelled like rubbing alcohol. :barf: it was horrible.

Yech! Was it warm? That makes it even worse.

[nik0tine]

hmmm i ate a moldy cream puff. it wasnt very good so i spit it out, so i didnt get sick or anything. i cant think of any other time i ate or drank something all rotten and whatnot.

[Giggles]

When I was at an egg hunt, I found an egg that had been there since last year. It smelled so bad that I almost threw up :)

[Shlup]

For a couple years now, I always sniff milk before I drink it.

[Rusty]

A couple years back when I lived wiht my mum, she made me a lime milkshake with off milk. I nearly choked and couldn't stop gagging all day. She new the milk was off and wouldn't give me anything to wash away the sour milk taste.

[War Angel]

I drank whiskey out of a plastic handle. When it's a plastic handle, you KNOW it's bad
Who puts drinking alcohol in a plastic container?... You just don't do that. It dissolves the plastic, it smells nasty, it's.... bleeeh.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

i ate a whole packet of salt and vinegar crisps untill i realised it was 2 months out of date :choc:

[Rain]

I've eaten a mixture of tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, milk, Sweet Tarts, green beans, chili, and orange juice from a container of pudding.

It netted me $5 and a pack of gum. I didn't complain.

[sephxangel]

Yech! Was it warm? That makes it even worse.


No thank God! It was cold.

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What I mean to say is, I once smelt gone off milk and that was like foul ya see, and then like I went, yo mom, milks gone sour, fetch another one, yo!

Well ok, I didn't really, except I did smell the gone off milk, but not the chav part, honest >.>.....