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cactuar_12
06-25-2004, 05:07 PM
Who do you think would win in a fight, Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster (both vs. each other)?

Personally, I think the Loch Ness Monster will win. The only way Bigfoot is going to lay a finger on Nessie is if he gets near her, and then, all she has to do is wrap her long neck around him and bring him down into the lake and drown him. If Sasquatch tries to stalemate by staying on land, Nessie can always appear near the shore to lure him out, then she uses the above tactic. The only way I see Bigfoot winning is if he throws a huge rock at the Loch Ness Monter's skull, resulting in a OHKO, or if he summons his cousin the Yeti and they (bigfeet dudes vs. Loch Ness Monster) have a snowball fight to determine the winner.

Anyway, what do you think??

Wizdumb
06-25-2004, 05:27 PM
Nessie. For one, because she's real; and second, Bigfoot was just some really REALLY hairy man. Or woman.

Kaos Nishiakari
06-25-2004, 05:42 PM
Nessie...... cuz she's like a bizzilion times bigger than bigfoot...and bigfoot just has a big... foot... ¬¬

Baloki
06-25-2004, 05:49 PM
I read this thread and though, 'Why was I not invited on this fishing trip?'.

Maxico
06-25-2004, 05:55 PM
I cannot think of a more pointless thing.

Logan
06-25-2004, 06:01 PM
Bigfoot, because it reminds me of Homer Simpson. I mean, you're crazy.

Chaos
06-26-2004, 12:20 AM
NESSIE!

She ownz.

She'd use her cool scottish jiggin powers to show that Bigfoot.

Chaos

Meat Puppet
06-26-2004, 12:40 AM
Why would they fight?, they should be teaming up and fighting humans instead.

Psychotic
06-26-2004, 01:53 AM
LOCH NESS HAMSTER

Del Murder
06-26-2004, 03:06 AM
Nessie is huge and can just drag that sucker underwater and drown him.

Enoki
06-26-2004, 04:15 AM
Ness. Bigfoot can't swim.

Fuzakeru
06-26-2004, 04:18 AM
Ness-ness

Thunday Man
06-26-2004, 04:20 AM
Nessie.

Would they fight on land or in water?

Misfit
06-26-2004, 05:18 AM
LOCH NESS HAMSTER
I agree. :nibbles:

BrittyGoesMow
06-27-2004, 09:46 PM
the odds of the lock ness winning are about tree-fitty

Cuchullain
06-28-2004, 07:34 AM
If the Loch Ness monster is what they make it out to be, then it couldn't exactly "wrap" it's neck all the way round Big Foot. Nor could it easily drag him under unless it bit into him. However, Big Foot would need to get Nessie out of the water. I vote stalemate.

CloudSquallandZidane
06-28-2004, 07:40 AM
They had this fight on celebrity death match it lasted .5 seconds, but by then Nessy had cut big foot in half and i won 10 bucks =)

In conclusion Lock Ness!

Silmaril
06-28-2004, 08:36 AM
Big foot! He/It'll lure the Loch Ness out obviously and then throttle it with it's bare hands. *evil grin*

Kiuru
06-28-2004, 11:07 AM
Loch Ness, absolutely 'cos he has a lake of his own. :cool:

Citizen Bleys
06-28-2004, 11:14 AM
my dad can beat up your dad

Mei
06-30-2004, 12:42 AM
The loch ness monster has, I believe, the power of swimming whilst bigfoot does not. Therefore bigfoot would wither drown or get bored trying to get to nessie and leave.

agrudis
04-10-2005, 01:41 PM
I vote Loch Ness Monster since I really like the Loch Ness Monster and am making a cartoon about the subject! Maybe Loch Ness Monster vs Godzilla would be a more exciting fight!

Blackmageboi
04-10-2005, 01:45 PM
bigfoot would be sedated before he could reach the lake and would then suffer at the hands of scientists

Rye
04-10-2005, 01:47 PM
"Last week, japanese scientist <s>explaced</s> placed explosives at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessie out of the water."

~ Napoleon Dynamite. I immediatly thought of that reading this thread.

Resha
04-10-2005, 02:28 PM
Bigfoot would squish Nessie with his big foot. :(

Maxico
04-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Uhhh, this thread is oh so very old.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-10-2005, 02:38 PM
Yes, don't do that.

And for the record, the Kraken would dominate them both.