The June 2004 Ciddies Winner Revelation Thread

[Psychotic]

Random people who left EoFF ages ago who haven't voted.

[Rye]

Random people who left EoFF ages ago who haven't voted.

Like that scary scottsman, Wyllius!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

:aimsun:


Most Suave Member

Not suave enough...
RSL, with one vote.
Loony BoB, with three votes.
Pure Strife, with four votes.
Mikztsu, with five votes.
Del Murder, with eight votes.
James Latimer Cockney Rebel, with nine votes.

James loses out on the award inspired by him while Big D and Spaceman Spiff pull out all stops to get their hands on this awesomely suave Ciddie. They do things in different ways, but they've obviously both got the right touch. Which of these two do YOU think is more suave?

PS. Tie-breakers are people on my AIM, Y!M or #eoff lists that haven't voted - sometimes that's not enough and I dig up AIM names for EoFF'ers who are showing up as online at the forums. This time, they included The Man, Endless, Ally, Shoyku, GokuKid749876 and princeofdarknez.

[Psychotic]

Striff is suave! Him and his goth girls... :rolleyes2

But as he only got 4 votes...

GO SPIFF! REDNECK supports Spiff too. Alas, that he has gone. REDNECK, we hardly knew ye.

[Del Murder]

I was particularily troubled by this decision. Spiff is suave in an cute but annoying way, yet D is suave in a not so obvious way. I don't remember who I voted for.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Suave Member

And the King of Suave is...

Big D!

Big D picks up a second Ciddie as his underrated ness proves to be a winner - or else his suaveness is one thing that clearly isn't so underrated. Spiff put up a good fight, though, and finished up no more than three votes behind.
Big D, with twentyone votes.
Spaceman Spiff, with eighteen votes.

[Rye]

Striff is suave! Him and his goth girls... :rolleyes2

But as he only got 4 votes...

GO SPIFF! REDNECK supports Spiff too. Alas, that he has gone. REDNECK, we hardly knew ye.

Striff... how suave. He totally gets muscles just to woo the ladies.

And congrats again Big D. :)

[Misfit]

Go Big D!

[-N-]

I wonder how he found me.

*looks down at sig*

D'oh!

[MecaKane]

Go Big D!
You're just angery cause you fell in love with Spiff, but he made fun of your squirrls. :(

[Del Murder]

Big D is finally getting the recognition he deserves. He is one of the most dedicated, informative and level-headed posters at this message board.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Something about those guys...


Shadiest Member

Not dodgy enough...
RSL, with one vote.
Levian, with six votes.
Spuuky, with thirteen votes.

You know if you have two members that are considered to be shadier than Spuuky then you've got some pretty shady characters indeed. Kawaii Ryuukishi became a firm favourite for this after Levian fell out with no more votes than he had nominations. So how do you think Mr. Graves measured up?

PS. princeofdarknez: Yup, that and you were the only regular member that I knew on the Who's Online list that hadn't already voted. xD

[Misfit]

You're just angery cause you fell in love with Spiff, but he made fun of your squirrls. :(
You're just angry because you fell in love with me, but I made fun of your love for your dog.

[Rye]

You're just angry because you fell in love with me, but I made fun of your love for your dog.


Oooh, diss :D

[MecaKane]

You're just angry because you fell in love with me, but I made fun of your love for your dog.
I'm not angry about that at all. =-o

P.S. Go Kishi

[-N-]

*enters WPP* :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Shadiest Member

You don't get shadier than...

Kawaii Ryuukishi!

Kishi continues his run of consecutive Ciddies, with awards in every single Ciddies since I started running them back in December '01, proving just how much of an "EoFF Superstar" he is. The ever-secretive Kishi looks to have pulled this one off with ease, however I can tell you that he did get the last seven votes in his favour, and Mr. Graves was actually ahead of him at times, proving that this was not a battle that was easily won. Graves missing out on one of the biggest upsets in Ciddies history, here.
Kawaii Ryuukishi, with twentyeight votes.
Mr. Graves, with nineteen votes.

PS. I take it we forgot to move the auto-changing of "Ryuukishi" into the "Ryukishi" with the ^ when we upgraded to vB3. D'oh.

[Psychotic]

Hurray for Kishi, that master of shade! He needs a reward of Japanese Schoolgirls. Or an elk smiley. :elk:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Would you go to bed with me?


Horniest Member

Not willing enough...
RSL, with one vote.
Loony BoB, with four votes.
Winged Sorceress, with five votes.
MecaKane, with five votes.
HOOTERS, with five votes.
Immortal, with six votes.
Mikztsu, with eight votes.
Joel, with eight votes.

Wow! I for one didn't see this one coming - Mikztsu, Joel and Kane all out of the top two! Astonishing! And what's more, although ShlupQuack had her finger in the [pie] for this one, it seems Ansem's yaoi cookies have pulled him through as well! But can he take on the stronghold that is Shlup?

[Erdrick Holmes]

I better freaking win this.

[Misfit]

I better freaking win this.
It's ShlupQuack and Ansem, what are you talking about?

[Psychotic]

Haha, Ansem's yaoi cookies. But seriously, DuckQuack always wins this one...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Horniest Member

And the friskiest member of EoFF is...

Ansem!

This could well be the shock win of these Ciddies, with the sexual powerhouse that is ShlupQuack failing to match the desires of yaoi-cookie-making Ansem. Am I the only one shocked by this? Amazing, I say, and good on him for taking down one of the big timers.
Ansem, with thirteen votes.
ShlupQuack, with ten votes.

[fire_of_avalon]

As angry as I suspect Joel is, I believe it.

[Psychotic]

YAY! Ansem!

[muchacho]

we dont know that

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Weirdest Member

Okay, I think we can understand these ones...
RSL, with one vote.
Reason, with two votes.
Misfit, with five votes.
Mikztsu, with seven votes.
HOOTERS, with nine votes.

Ah, another one with two members tied for second place - but which one wins? Kawaii Ryuukishi, Immortal or Psychotic? The shady guy, the SARS guy or the... well, the Psychotic? Kishi has won this beforehand - back in May 2001, that is. Other past winners includ Bleys, Wyllius, Calliope (twice) and Misfit nabbed it last year. Can Kishi do it again, will Psy be Psychotic enough or will Immortal pick up his first Ciddie of the night?

[Psychotic]

I won't win this. I'm weird, just not that weird.

[muchacho]

GO PSY!!!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I suppose I should mention that this one also needed a tie-breaker.

[Del Murder]

Am I the only one shocked by this?
If you spent more time in the FF boards you would not be.

[crono_logical]

Being psychotic isn't weird at this place :D?

[Kirobaito]

Tell me about it.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Weirdest Member

And the zaniest member of EoFF is...

Immortal!

Well, it had to be one of them, and they were all capable of taking it - but Immortal was in favour of the tie-breaker and so wins the Weirdest Member Ciddie, adding his name to the list of members who have accepted Ciddies tonight/today/whatever!
Immortal, with fifteen votes.
Kawaii Ryuukishi, with fourteen votes.
Psychotic, with fourteen votes.

[Psychotic]

Wow, I'm joint 2nd weirdest. I'm... honoured :freak:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm an ex-tractor fan.


Funniest Member

A few good jokes came from...
RSL, with one vote.
TasteyPies, with one vote.
Tsunami Bren, with four votes.
Female Ryuichi, with four votes.
Immortal, with seven votes.
Citizen Bleys, with ten votes.
Misfit, with eleven votes.

Del Murder and HOOTERS and theif different styles of humour go up against each other for this highly regarded Funniest Member Ciddie. They aren't strangers to this situation - both of them have had a solid amount of votes for Funniest Member over the years, with HOOTERS defending the title. Bleys, five time winner of the award, didn't make higher than 4th, and the only two other members to have ever won this award, Kishi and Snizz, failed to feature at all. Can Del Murder finally get the crown?

[-N-]

PG wins. And pgpgpgpgpg too. Amazing.

[Yamaneko]

Hurry up! I just took a long time in the restroom, relieving myself and reading a magazine, and you've only done three awards in that time. :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Funniest Member

And the longest laughs were brought about because of...

HOOTERS!

He's picking up a few awards this time, that's for sure - this is his fourth award these Ciddies, and he's nominated in more of them to come! Del Murder wasn't too far behind, with a 16-13 score putting HOOTERS three votes up.
HOOTERS, with sixteen votes.
Del Murder, with thirteen votes.

Yams: Believe me, it's 4:16am and I'm used to going to bed at 12-1am every night, so I'd love to speed this up too. :( Bear with me, I'm doing this as best as I can.

[Del Murder]

The biggest surprise here is eest only got four votes.

This is one of the awards I've always wanted to win, but Hoot has a lot of popularity so I think he needs to get banned before I win it. Hmm...

[Yamaneko]

Take your time, AG. :) I'll give you 1 hour 34 minutes and 55 seconds to complete this.

Hoot isn't funny. :mad2: :smash:

[-N-]

Del, you're on it. I expect no less of you.

[Del Murder]

too bad we don't have a member named Robin. Or B166ER
Only four votes??? This stuff is gold, people!

[Leeza]

You're doing an excellent job, AG.

Yay, HOOTERS. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

BoB should be in this one.


Biggest Dumbass

Not dumb enough...
RSL, with one vote.
Psychotic, with six votes.
Ki Ki, with six votes.
Raistlin, with seven votes.
Joel, with ten votes.

MecaKane takes on the man-of-the-Ciddies-so-far HOOTERS to settle just who is the biggest Dumbass in EoFF. Kane managed ten nominations to HOOTERS' nine, but can he repeat that achievement now? The winner of this award will have double the votes of the second placed member... now, who gets what? And I still can't believe you guys don't think BoB is such a big dumbass. I pick on him all the time and I don't think he even gets half of the things I say to mock him. :)

[Psychotic]

I got one vote? Who from? I LOVE THEM.

EDIT: YOU CHANGED IT TO SAY SIX! WOW! YAY!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Biggest Dumbass

There's no stopping this guy...

HOOTERS!

Ciddie number five tonight! This really is looking to be HOOTERS' time, and the public are voting accordingly. Kane's twelve votes didnt' stand up to HOOTERS' 24. Complete domination in the votes. Good show.
HOOTERS, with twentyfour votes.
MecaKane, with twelve votes.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Finally, some closure.

[Leeza]

Yay, HOOTERS. :)

[Meat Puppet]

Yay, HOOTERS. :)

[MecaKane]

I'm going to pretend those 12 votes were from Ally and Doom and the few other people allowed to call me a dumbass. <3

[Misfit]

I can't believe HOOTERS beat Kane for biggest dumbass. =o

I mean, well ... yeah, I guess I can. ^_^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

[witty comment]


Biggest Smartass

Their wisecracks just weren't that witty...
RSL, with one vote.
Shadow Nexus, with three votes.
Levian, with three votes.
Yamaneko, with four votes.
Dr Unne, with five votes.
Rainecloud, with six votes.
Immortal, with eight votes.
Doomgaze, with nine votes.

Rainecloud doesn't get his wish for this award, but then again every member nominated deserved this one on some level. Still, it's Del Murder and Citizen Bleys that made it into this top-two, with their subtle posts sliding into our threads. They're out to make fun of us, but for some reason we love them for it when they do it well, and they sure do it well. But who does it best? Find out soon!

[MecaKane]

Ooooh, that's a tough one. :o
Those two couldn't have that much more votes than Doom, either. :eek:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Biggest Smartass

And the winner is...

Citizen Bleys!

Bleys, now residing in the FFXI forum, has often blessed our Feedback threads with both blunt and subtle posts that make us smirk. Del Murder does the same, but Bleys scoops up this Ciddie for his directness. It always helps to not be on staff, too, to be honest. ;)
Citizen Bleys, with eighteen votes.
Del Murder, with ten votes.

[MecaKane]

Hardcore! Second place for me!

Pay attention, yous! @_@

[Misfit]

AG, you should get some sleep! x)

[bennator]

wow, it's not done yet?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

irc.ffchat.net #eoff


Best Chatter

They couldn't get that conversation started...
RSL, with one vote.
Joel, with three votes.
Rainecloud, with seven votes.
Loony BoB, with eight votes.
Kirobaito, with eight votes.
Sephiroth1999AD, with nine votes.

Ah, the good ol' chatroom! We all love a good chat once in a while (well, most of us), and I gotta say that in my opinion, there's no better place to chat than in #eoff. As for who made it to the last two, it's two of the most well known chatters, Strider and Spaceman Spiff.

We're heading into the big awards now. :)

[Leeza]

<i>AG, you should get some sleep! x)</i> - Misfit

Yes, AG. You can finish these up tomorrow, you know. :)

Yay, Bleys. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

AG, you should get some sleep! x)
Don't tempt me. xD I think the sun's going to rise soon... I might watch that. :)

[Kirobaito]

Well, poop. Perhaps in December.

*goes to sleep*

[Meat Puppet]

But I want it deep-fried now :'(

[-N-]

Dude, watching the sun rise is a treat. Climb a mountain and do it.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter

And the best conversationist is...

Spaceman Spiff!

After narrowly missing out on a couple of awards, Spiff finally gets his breakthrough with Best Chatter, showing his strength in the #eoff chatroom. Must be the suaveness. ;) Strider showed him good competition, but wasn't able to keep up in the long run.
Spaceman Spiff, with fifteen votes.
Strider, with ten votes.

PS. 4:51 am and the sun is up and the world looks like 11am. Man, Scotland's weird sometimes. =x

[HOOTERS]

Most Likely To Get Together

And the last MLT Ciddie goes to...

Joel & MecaKane!

*snickers* Ah, they deserved it. ;) Maybe... maybe HOOTERS & Leeza just weren't mean to be. :cry:
Joel & MecaKane, with twentytwo votes.
HOOTERS & Leeza, with seventeen votes.

:eek: :eek: :mad: :mad: :( :cry:

No! It's not fair. I don't care about the other ciddies. This is the suckiest ciddies ever!!! :cry: :cry: I'm going to go cry in my pillow... :cry:


...Oh cool, biggest dumbass! :spin: Ok, it isn't all bad. :goofy: :smash:

[bennator]

I think now is a good time for AG to go to bed.... save the rest for the morning.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I think now is a good time for AG to go to bed.... save the rest for the morning.
And after talking to a few people in the chatroom as well as reading the various posts, I've decided that I will indeed call it a night (well, that's what it was...). I'm going to bed to catch some shuteye and I think Psy is taking advantage of the opportunity, too, so I'm sure we'll be back in good time. :p Have fun discussing the results so far, and we'll get on with the top awards tomo- er, later today!

Cheers everyone. :) *collapses*

PS. 7 Snickers/Mars bars, 3 bottles of powerade, various hard boiled lollies ("sweets") and two cup'a'soups have been consumed to keep me awake. Hahahahaha, I'm so hyped but exhausted. I'll fall asleep in an estimated five minutes.

[bennator]

And after talking to a few people in the chatroom as well as reading the various posts, I've decided that I will indeed call it a night (well, that's what it was...). I'm going to bed to catch some shuteye and I think Psy is taking advantage of the opportunity, too, so I'm sure we'll be back in good time. Have fun discussing the results so far, and we'll get on with the top awards tomo- er, later today!

Cheers everyone. *collapses*

PS. 7 Snickers/Mars bars, 3 bottles of powerade, various hard boiled lollies ("sweets") and two cup'a'soups have been consumed to keep me awake. Hahahahaha, I'm so hyped but exhausted. I'll fall asleep in an estimated five minutes.

Perhaps someone should close this thread until then... so it doesn't get spammed to thousands of pages?

[Yamaneko]

<font size=6>To be continued...</font>

[-N-]

*spams it to thousands of pages*

[Shlup]

Reading Mik's LJ, I think I voted for him for Least Innocent Member too. I think I did anyway... Its true though; sometimes he freaks even me out.

too bad we don't have a member named Robin. Or B166ERI changed my name to B166ER for awhlile but everyone thought it was just l33t for "bigger." :p

P.S. Ansem is now banned. Why? For robbery.

[crono_logical]

What, he stopped? BAD BOB :p



Perhaps someone should close this thread until then... so it doesn't get spammed to thousands of pages?But then people can't comment etc. :p

[bennator]

*spams up thread*

[RSL]

I'm thinking about trading in my tempo, eest.

[The Captain]

Phew, I tell you, being at work all day really means a lot of catch up reading for these awards. It's been very entertaining thus far, and many well deserved awards, though I don't really think I'm cut out to be a Cid's Knight honestly..

I hope AG is getting plenty of sleep because he certainly deserves it!

Take care all.

[Casey]

get together

1 nomination Dr Unne & noname




Yo who ever nominated that, I dont roll that way, okay? :eep:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

You people suck. :mad2:

[Rainecloud]

Looks like I haven't missed much.

[Baloki]

And with all that AG slowly slinks off to bed and all of the remaining members of EoFF are locked up in a giant room by Baloki and burnt to death :D

[eestlinc]

I haven't won any ciddies (at least not yet) but I will take HOORJ's victory as most missed as a personal triumph. I am also honored that four people think I am the funniest. Of course, those four people were repo man, George W Bush, Miller Family Dog, and Election Booth...

[Baloki]

Now for a quick run down of the ciddies in easy to digest format:

<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Become A Cid's Knight
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Blanco Meow</b>, with four votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with five votes.
<b>DocFrance</b>, with six votes.
<b>Rye</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Agent Proto</b>, also with nine votes.
<b>Tsunami Bren</b>, with ten votes.
<b>The Captain</b>, with twentyfour votes.

Well the captain gained a truely deserving lead there beating the feirce compertition by a full 14 votes, well done dude, we salute you and eagerly await your knighthood ceromony to shower you in ciddie shapped confetti.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Become A Recognized Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Denmark</b>, with six votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Calliope</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>Rainecloud</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>Baloki</b>, with fifteen votes.

I know who sorted that tiebreaker, and shoy I'm going to beat you to death with a shovel ;)


<font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Get Banned
</b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Baloki</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Ansem</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>TasteyPies</b>, with fifteen votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with twentyfour votes.

Now this was expected by every member in the commentary thread, however don't we all wish Ansem had been on the top of that list?&nbsp; Well done to Hooters though and keep it up :D


<font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Be the Leader of an EoFF Underground
</b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Tsunami Bren</b>, with eleven votes.
<b>Citizen Bleys</b>, with twentytwo votes.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with twentyfour votes.

Well done to the leader of BAoTW for finally winning his first Ciddie and by winning it with such a clear margin of 2 votes, glad you've got your secret organisation rigging the ballets?&nbsp; I thought so :D


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Get Hit By A Bus
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Baloki</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with sixteen votes.
<b>Wyllius</b>, with sixteen votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with eighteen votes.

And Joel was the eventual winner, all the hard work his supporters have put in, and all the hard work we made to get him to lie in the road has finally paid off, someones had the sense to whack him down with a bus!&nbsp; But the question is who?


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Be Driving The Bus
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Citizen Bleys</b>, with one vote.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with four votes.
<b>Baloki</b>, with four votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with five votes.
<b>Linus</b>, with five votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with five votes.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with six votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with six votes.
<b>MecaKane</b>, with seven votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Wyllius</b>, with thirteen votes.

Well after the last result we all know that everyone would have loved to have been driving that bus, but us unlucky bastards (Especially Kane whos hubby won't make it out of the hosipital in time for the wedding) missed our chance, but where we failed Wyllius succeded, good man!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Be Laughing at the Member Who Got Hit by the Bus
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with five vote.
<b>ShlupQuack</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Wyllius</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Spaceman Spiff</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with fifteen votes.

We all knew Hooters would be the winner of this particular catagory, but in the end it is worth it, who cares about the rest, Joel is Roadkill, mwhahahaha


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Be Batman
</b></font></b></font><b>Big D</b>, with four votes.
<b>Loony BoB</b>, with five votes.
<b>Flying Mullet</b>, with six votes.
<b>ShlupQuack</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Agent Proto</b>, with nine votes.
<b>RSL</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>Batman</b>, with fifteen votes.

Well it was kind of obvious, but Batman, our caped crusader has outed all of his dark oppressors, although I did hear that RSL has a batmobile or something, maybe its a second crime fighting account...


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Be Robin
</b></font></b></font><b>HOOTERS</b>, with three votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with five votes.
<b>Gau</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Spaceman Spiff</b>, with ten votes.
<b>RSL</b>, with eleven votes.
<b>Denmark</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Yamaneko</b>, with fourteen votes.

Well it was a close run match throughout it seems, but Yams pulled into the lead alongside the caped crusader, grabbed his gogles and shouts, Yipes Batman!&nbsp; Up, up and awayyyyy.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Likely To Get Together
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL &amp; his hat</b>, with one vote.
<b>MecaKane &amp; Misfit</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>Citizen Bleys &amp; Dr Unne</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>HOOTERS &amp; Leeza</b>, with seventeen votes.
<b>Joel &amp; MecaKane</b>, with twentytwo votes.

We all knew it, with their flurting in the chatroom, the sideway glances and Joel always shouting F*** Me, or was that F*** Off, I can never remember, a no more deserving couple should win, but still Lezza and Hooters will have to wait till next year for another chance to be EoFF's most eligible couple :D


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Cutest Couple
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL &amp; RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>ButThePoncho &amp; ShlupQuack</b>, with four votes.
<b>Eternal Bahamut &amp; eternalshiva</b>, with six votes.
<b>Calliope &amp; Spuuky</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Agent Proto &amp; Divina</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Cid &amp; Sean's Wife</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>Misfit &amp; Shoyku</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Lindz &amp; Xander</b>, with fourteen votes.

Awww, how cute, but with a tie only one cute, deserving couple could win, and they did, well done Lindz and Xander!!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Helpful Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Baloki</b>, with three votes.
<b>TheAbominatrix</b>, with five votes.
<b>Leeza</b>, with five votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with six votes.
<b>Big D</b>, with seven votes.
<b>eternalshiva</b>, with eight votes.
<b>The Captain</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Arche</b>, with twentyfour votes.

We all knew Archie would win, lets just make it an auto nomination and win next time...


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Missed Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Britt</b>, with six votes.
<b>Faris_the_Guy</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Divina</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Aika</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Mäjken</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>HOORJ</b>, with thirteen votes.

I don't know any of these members so I don't care too much, wait, ok, awwww, FTG lost, damnit!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Least Innocent Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Immortal</b>, with nine votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with ten votes.
<b>ShlupQuack</b>, with sixteen votes.
<b>Mikztsu</b>, with twentyfour votes.

Well done our misunderstood Mik, you won and by a massive lead, GO MIK, GO MIK, well done :D


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Innocent Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Ki Ki</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Xander</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Divinity</b>, with eleven votes.
<b>Dixie</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Rye</b>, with seventeen votes.

And Jess our 42-year old man child wins most innocent member, all she needs now is sexist member and shes in there :D


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Underrated Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>muchacho</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Baloki</b>, with fifteen votes.
<b>Big D</b>, with thirtyfour votes.

Thank God, or Big D for short :D


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Overrated Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Raistlin</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Linus</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>The Man</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with thirteen votes.

A well deserving win for our trouting master, the Unne one for us, Dr. UNNE!!!!!!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Hopeless Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Immortal</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Baloki</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Rainecloud</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Ansem</b>, with ten votes.
<b>kirk81</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with fourteen votes.

And our most hopeless member is Hooters, he is a lost cause and we all know it, but my personal champion for this cup, Kirk81 missed by a fence, oh well, theres always next time Kirk81, just a little more time and you can be as bad as the man Hooters.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Most Suave Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Loony BoB</b>, with three votes.
<b>Pure Strife</b>, with four votes.
<b>Mikztsu</b>, with five votes.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with eight votes.
<b>James Latimer Cockney Rebel</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Spaceman Spiff</b>, with eighteen votes.
<b>Big D</b>, with twentyone votes.

And with another landslide victory, Big D claims another Ciddie for his tie rack and wedge under the chair position, well done Big D.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Shadiest Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Levian</b>, with six votes.
<b>Spuuky</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>Mr. Graves</b>, with nineteen votes.
<b>Kawaii Ryuukishi</b>, with twentyeight votes.

Poor Mr. Graves, buried under a landslide victory Kawaii, hopefully he/shes not dancing on your grave about now...


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Horniest Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Loony BoB</b>, with four votes.
<b>Winged Sorceress</b>, with five votes.
<b>MecaKane</b>, with five votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with five votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with six votes.
<b>Mikztsu</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with eight votes.
<b>ShlupQuack</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Ansem</b>, with thirteen votes.

What is it with Joel and not reading the posts?&nbsp; Anyway, well done to the An of the Sum in winning Horniest member, now put it away, we've seen enough.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Weirdest Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Reason</b>, with two votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with five votes.
<b>Mikztsu</b>, with seven votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Kawaii Ryuukishi</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with fourteen votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with fifteen votes.

With BAoTW dominating this catagory again, and with a massive fight on the hands of the top three, well done to PG for pulling through and kicking serious ass!

<font><b><font size="4"><b>Funniest Member
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>TasteyPies</b>, with one vote.
<b>Tsunami Bren</b>, with four votes.
<b>Female Ryuichi</b>, with four votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Citizen Bleys</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Misfit</b>, with eleven votes.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with thirteen votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with sixteen votes.

Ok, too obvious, NEXT!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Biggest Dumbass
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Psychotic</b>, with six votes.
<b>Ki Ki</b>, with six votes.
<b>Raistlin</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Joel</b>, with ten votes.
<b>MecaKane</b>, with twelve votes.
<b>HOOTERS</b>, with twentyfour votes.

There was fierce compertition not to win this but the 3 most deserving candidates took the top spots, but well done to Hooters for kicking all their asses!!!


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Biggest Smartass
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Shadow Nexus</b>, with three votes.
<b>Levian</b>, with three votes.
<b>Yamaneko</b>, with four votes.
<b>Dr Unne</b>, with five votes.
<b>Rainecloud</b>, with six votes.
<b>Immortal</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Doomgaze</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Del Murder</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Citizen Bleys</b>, with eighteen votes.

The most highly sought after award so far, the biggest Smartass award, with all but the whiliest members gaining a high amount of votes, all of them have had to have given their best this week and it has shown, well done Bleys, and heres a crotch joke in your honor.


<font><b><font size="4"><b>Best Chatter
</b></font></b></font><b>RSL</b>, with one vote.
<b>Joel</b>, with three votes.
<b>Rainecloud</b>, with seven votes.
<b>Loony BoB</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Kirobaito</b>, with eight votes.
<b>Sephiroth1999AD</b>, with nine votes.
<b>Strider</b>, with ten votes.
<b>Spaceman Spiff</b>, with fifteen votes.

With the deserving missing out, it just shows how little people visit #eoff.

[Female Ryuichi]

With the deserving missing out, it just shows how little people visit #eoff.

*nods*

I have never seen spiff at #eoff.

No ciddie for me this time :cry: :( :shame:

Keep on Shining!

[Xander]

These still haven't finished? I'm so glad I didn't stay up last night to send Baloki every result xD

And I'm sure Lindz will be very very pleased about us winning cutest couple!! [/obvious sarcasm]

[crono_logical]

Why isn't he back yet? He sleeps more than me, and that's too much :p

[Meat Puppet]

I wonder who thought me and tastey pies would get together :(

[Rye]

Yay for waiting. I went to sleep in the middle of it, and it's nice to know that I'm not behind too much.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With the deserving missing out, it just shows how little people visit #eoff.

I have never seen spiff at #eoff.
Spiff is probably one of the most consistent #eoff chatters over the past two years, and was even a temp-op for the American time zones at one point. Just because he's not there when you are doesn't mean he doesn't deserve the Ciddie - he definitely deserves it in my book.

If you're going by chatstats and think he isn't there, go have a look at Rye's nick's for this month.

Rye(22%), Kane(20%), Award_Rye(18%), Spiff(7.8%), Peeg(6.2%), jag(5.7%), Award_Prok(4.5%), Prok(2.5%), Professor_Unne(2.3%), Malarky(2.0%), Award_Bry(1.9%), Iam16FBlonde-867-5309(1.5%), PeeGee(1.2%), Award_Pie(1.0%), Gnome(0.3%), ShlupMoo(0.2%), DrUnne(0.2%), MyPhone-867-5309(0.2%), Kane69(0.1%), Spiff420(0.1%), Ryegonagall(0.1%), Spiff854(0.1%), hsu-newreno911(0.0%...

Spiff has definitely done enough to be a serious contendor for that one over the past six months, and I'd be surprised if he wasn't in the top five chatters for the past six months.

Just so you don't think you've been cheated. :)

[Rye]

Ok, I so didn't have that many names. xD You used my account while I left?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Note the lack of nominees from the once highly regarded Spam Brigade...


Best Spammer

Their spam wasn't up to class...
RSL, with one vote.
Psychotic, with nine votes.
Immortal, with nine votes.

Which leaves Misfit and HOOTERS to take the prize, matching the top two in the nominations. HOOTERS snatched it last time, but can he do it again? Or will Misfit join the list of names to win EoFF's Best Spammer award, which has featured in 8/10 of the past EoFF Awards / Ciddies?

[Rye]

Go Misfit! :nibbles:

[Meat Puppet]

gogo Misfit
Who else spams in those user note things like Misfit does

[Rainecloud]

Another HOOTERS Ciddie coming up, I believe.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer

And the best spammer is...

HOOTERS!

He's done it again! Six Ciddies! I'm going to have to have a good look at the Ciddies Hall of Fame to see if any member has managed more than this - I know Wyllius and Kishi have gained at least six Ciddies in one season before. Still, HOOTERS is nominated for even more awards - can he pull them off? Misfit, on the other hand, didn't even give HOOTERS a run for his money... I'm not sure, but I think this might be the largest winning margin these Ciddies.
HOOTERS, with thirtyone votes.
Misfit, with twelve votes.

[Female Ryuichi]

Just so you don't think you've been cheated. :)

Damn you Spiderman! *shakes fist*

It's okay really. It's just the time zone differences, I don't see him on.

Keep on shining!

[Rainecloud]

Hm. I voted for HOOTERS out of pure hatred, but it seems to have backfired.

Ah well. *shrug*

[Meat Puppet]

Yay, HOOTERS :)

>

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Roses are red, violets are blue, someone's got a Ciddie, but the question is - who?...


Best Poet

Their lines didn't rhyme when they were meant to...
RSL, with one vote.
Wizdumb, with six votes.
Joel, with eight votes.
Indelacio, with ten votes.

Not bad for a banned guy, Indelacio. ;) However, not good enough! Ansem and Tsunami Bren have pulled through, though, and soon we'll find out just which one of these members has impressed us with his rhyming skills as of late...

[Rye]

Indelacio is a great poet, imo, but go Ansem!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poet

And the lord of the rhyme is...

Tsunami Bren!

Finally, after missing out on so many, Tsunami gets his Ciddie! His rhymes were of top class, his words flowed through our minds like petals on a breeze. We laughed, we cried - he moved us. And that moved him to top spot, with a modest yet comfortable lead of four votes!
Tsunami Bren, with fifteen votes.
Ansem, with eleven votes.

[Shlup]

Could you possibly drag this out any longer, Daniel? I'm seriously.

[Rainecloud]

Could you possibly drag this out any longer, Daniel? I'm seriously.

:monster:

(Although I do appreciate you staying up).

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

That's not in the script!


Best Writer

They couldn't spot their grammarical errors...
RSL, with one vote.
Joel, with twelve votes.

RSL and Joel head back to the audience, while Nait and Strider stand and await the winner's name... Nait has been nominated in almost every past Ciddies but hasn't gained the winning position, with Spatvark dominating recent years - but Spatvark is no longer a regular poster at EoFF, and Nait finally has his opportunity! Still, another site staffer, Strider, has emerged to take him on - and he's come with all pens blazing, having dedicated a lot of his time to his writing, and he's definitely been submitting more literary work for us to read... can the skills that Nait has shown in the past overcome yet another hard worker?

Meanwhile, Shlup is seriously. Bad grammar, right there. See, this is why she doesn't get anywhere close to this award. Tsk tsk.

[Rye]

I dunno who to pick. :o

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Writer

And the writer's award goes to...

Strider!

Nait misses out once more, proving that the hard work put into a lengthy story will always defeat unused potential! Nait will have to put a little more effort in if he wants to stretch back in time for the next Ciddies - Strider had a very solid eleven vote lead.
Strider, with twentyeight votes.
Nait, with seventeen votes.

PS. I'd probably get all this done a lot faster, but I'm trying to do the entire thing with members posting along with me, so I don't double post. *pings halo*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Hahaha, Daniel, your random phrases are so corny it almost makes up for me getting 3rd in Suavest Member. Almost... >=O gwar

[Shlup]

:monster:

(Although I do appreciate you staying up).
"Staying up"? I just got home from Ashley's birthday party like an hour ago. I'm not tired yet. ^_^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I never was any good at this stuff.


Best Graphic Designer

Their layers were all wrong...
RSL, with one vote.
The Wandering Zero, with two votes.
Baloki, with eight votes.

Two members really outdid the rest in this award, both of them hitting twenty votes. Xander and eternalshiva are those two members, and their graphical art has pleased many a sig-hunter and even EoFF's Site Staff - so who has done enough to get the number one spot?

[Rye]

Goooo Xander!

[Shlup]

Seeing that signature so many times is really starting to creep me out.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Graphic Designer

And the best designs came from...

eternalshiva!

Wow, what a fight. Both with at least twenty votes - that's not a common thing in the Ciddies! eternalshiva went that extra mile, though, and her consistent help in both sig/avatar threads and the Site Staff forum have given her the edge, with a nice six vote lead.
eternalshiva, with twentysix votes.
Xander, with twenty votes.

PS. What are you guys talking about, I post just fine, it's you fellas that aren't posting fast enough!

[Levian]

Speaking of signatures, Rye's signature is creeping me out :o Those eyes looks like that circular shape in The Ring.

edit: congrats shiva :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The big two have left the building...


Best Artist

Their amazing skills just weren't up to scratch...
RSL, with one vote.
Vincent06, with seven votes.
Rye, with seven votes.
Snowman, with twelve votes.

Even though this award has been around since mid-2001, only two members have won it - Rydia of Mist has won it twice and Sita Atis being a five-time-winner. But this time, neither of them were around to make the final, let alone be nominated! Dr Unne and *angel tears*, two members who have been nominated multiple times in the past, are now taking advantage of this opportunity - but only one of them can come up with the goods. Who will it be?

[Rye]

My sig or AGs? And good job Eternalshiva. :)

EDIT: Go *angel tears*! Your art is amazing!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Artist

And the finishing touch was done by...

Dr Unne!

Dr Unne picks up his second award these Ciddies, and *angel tears* is left in his wake. They both had the lead at one point, but a late surge by Unne left him with a six-vote advantage. You can find the artwork of both of these wonderful talents that EoFF is proud to have in various threads of the Arts and Writing forum.
Dr Unne, with nineteen votes.
*angel tears*, with thirteen votes.

[Rye]

Good job Unne. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sign here, please.


Best Signature

Just not good enough...
RSL, with one vote.
HOOTERS, with one vote.
Strider, with two votes.
Dr Unne, with three votes.
Psychotic, with five votes.
zacks_clone, with six votes.
Immortal, with six votes.
Gau, with six votes.
Del Murder, with six votes.

Award Guy and Baloki make up the final two for this one. I've won this award in both Ciddies events last year - will my form continue? The image, designed by MecaKane in a contest designed to encourage participation, has needless to say been very effective and met my needs. Baloki, a Best Graphic Designer nominee, will face up to me for this one. Did the members think he has what it takes to take down a champion?

[crono_logical]

Maybe Award Guy will get to present himself an award :p

[Rye]

xD Baloki might win another award.

[Levian]

Poor Baloki not wanting to be nominated for anything and end up being nominated for about 10 awards xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Signature

And, once again, the winner is...

Award Guy! - image by MecaKane!

MecaKane can take the credit for this Ciddie, all I did is downsized it a bit and didn't change it. :D A huge thanks to him for this one, because I obviously couldn't have done it without him. MecaKane's image pushed Baloki aside (to his satisfaction?) and my sig won more than twice the amount of votes.
Award Guy, with nineteen votes.
Baloki, with nine votes.

[crono_logical]

Pssh, he's trying to be all modest now :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Now I know why BoB nominated Arche for biggest smartass. >=)

[crono_logical]

You didn't tell me that before :p

[eestlinc]

the reason there aren't more nominees for best spammer is because you ban all the good ones. either that or you put them on staff where they have to stop.

in honor of my best poet ciddie, here is a rhyme for you:

among those who think me funny
Del Murder is front and center
in gratitude i call him "Honey"

finally we honor the spam god
for being the most missed member
we loved HOORJ for being so odd

HOOTERS is also all in caps
will he share the same fate?
Don Corneo says "HA HA FIGHT RAPPS!"

Nicky is no longer weirdest of all
she gets Spuuky instead which is better
and Sprite Girl is stil champ of dodge ball

RSL gets his standard one vote
even for things like best female
Catoblepas translates to "Shoat"

Good Dr Unne is most overrated
but his shoeshines are tops in the land
so imagine if he and RSL mated!

Capn is most likely to be Cid's Knight
an honor he truly deserves
also, he's deadly in a knife fight

Leeza is destined to her true fate
of nicest and evilest at once
plus she and HOOTERS will go on a date

Bid D is suave and underrated
he's also a Blackadder fan
and a good time when sedated

Joel gets run over by Wyll every time
while HOOTERS laughs at them both
I thank you for reading this rhyme.

[Xander]

Wow, 20 votes, thanks ^_^;; And WELL DONE ETERNAL SHIVA YAY YOU ROCK :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The 60x60 award.


Best Avatar

These avatars needed a bit more tweaking...
RSL, with one vote.
Leeza, with five votes.
Flying Mullet, with five votes.
Denmark, with seven votes.
ZeZipster, with eight votes.
Baloki, with ten votes.

Baloki missed out on the top two by one vote, but who does that put one vote ahead of him? Because they sure didn't win. It's either Del Murder or TasteyPies. Del Murder will find this position vaguely familiar - he won it twice in 2002. TasteyPies is still a regular here at EoFF, but he's clearly already made enough of an impact to have his avatar noticed - has he managed to defeat the enforcer?

PS. Beautiful, eest.

[Rye]

But... Denmark's blinky av rocks. :( *goes to eat breakfast dissapointed*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Avatar

And the 60x60 award goes to a 53x60 avatar...

Del Murder!

He's done it before and eighteen months later, he's done it again with as many votes! Del Murder wins this by seven votes - he's one of the small percentage of members to use an avatar smaller than the maximum size of 60x60 but it all paid off in the end. A third time for Del Murder to win this award in an amazing comeback special!
Del Murder, with eightteen votes.
TasteyPies, with eleven votes.

[Female Ryuichi]

:( No DENMARK makes me sad.

Go TasteyPies, go!

Keep on Shining!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Twentyfive letters.


Best Custom Rank

Not witty enough...
RSL, with one vote.
Immortal, with seven votes.

Another tie for second, another three members surging ahead! Now this is an interesting one - with last year's winner out with seven votes, we have six-Ciddie-winner (so far) HOOTERS, permanently smitten Spuuky (who won the award this time last year) and russian mountain cat Yamaneko, possibly up for his second Ciddie this June and in his EoFF history. Who deserves it more?

[eestlinc]

Spuuky

[Levian]

..a russian mountaincat :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank

Oh Good Lord he's done it again...

HOOTERS!

SEVEN CIDDIES SO FAR. Holy crap, HOOTERS, I'm pretty sure you just equalled a record held by either Bleys, Wyll and/or Kishi. Twentytwo of you read HOOTERS' custom title, proving him wrong, but he wins anyway - Smitten Spuuky and Russian Yams were left with seventeen votes, five off the pace.
HOOTERS, with twentytwo votes.
Spuuky, with seventeen votes.
Yamaneko, with seventeen votes.

[Rye]

Good job HOOTERS! :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Awwwwwww... :) *hugs them all*


Cutest Female

Cute? Yes. Cute enough? Nope.
RSL, with one vote.
Xander, with nine votes.
Misfit, with twelve votes.

Now, this one was tight. Chaos and defending champion Rye, the two winners of 2003, went head to head and boy did they cut it to the wire, with only one vote seperating them, and both with over twenty votes. You don't get closer than that, folks - they both deserved the award, only one could have it, who did it go to? You decided...

[muchacho]

GO RYE(bread)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Female

And the cutest female this year to date is...

Chaos!

She's taken it back, and Rye is left wondering what went wrong - one vote, one vote to win, and Chaos pulls off a victory and takes back her tiara. I couldn't think of a tigher competition for this award than Rye vs. Chaos, and either way a lot of people would be left unsatisfied - but that's just the nature of the Ciddies! Check out those votes.
Chaos, with twentytwo votes.
Rye, with twentyone votes.

[Rye]

Good job, Chaos. :) It was close. :o

[Heath]

Congratulations to all the winners so far, and better luck next time to everyone else :)

[Cz]

Yay Chaos!

And to everyone else who I'm yet to congratulate, well done.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What a bunch of SNAGs.


Cutest Male

Cute? Yes. Cute enough? Nope.
RSL, with one vote.
muchacho, with five votes.
Ansem, with five votes.
Loony BoB, with eight votes.
CloudDragon, with twelve votes.

Yikes - last years' two-time winner Gau takes on Not At All Reno, who hasn't won an award since the EoFF Awards of August 2001, when he pulled off a tie for Best Newbie! Has he made an unprecedented comeback to take the award that has been in Gau's Ciddie cabinet for a year? Can Gau withstand krissy's infamous style?

[Shlup]

Oh bull.

[Rye]

No! Mucha isn't cutest male. :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Male

And the cutest male this year to date is...

Gau!

For the third time running, Gau has managed to win this Ciddie, weathering the cult following of Not At All Reno. Gau won fairly comfortably in the end - in fact, Not At All Reno only managed to sneak ahead of Shlup's favourite, CloudDragon, by a single vote. Still, good show on this award, and hopefully it'll be even tighter later this year!
Gau, with seventeen votes.
Not At All Reno, with thirteen votes.

[Rye]

Congrats. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Mmmmmmm... women... =o~~~


Sexiest Female

Maybe sexy just wasn't the right word?
RSL, with one vote.
TheAbominatrix, with six votes.
Rye, with six votes.
Daryl, with six votes.
Leeza, with seven votes.

Mmm, tastey. Three make it to the final post on this one, with last Ciddies' sexiest ShlupQuack, this years' cutest Chaos and another cute/sexy all rounder in Misfit. Will Shlup defend her title? Will Chaos get a double whammy? Will Misfit knock over the dominant forces of EoFF's female contingent? Watch this thread!

[Nait]

I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my sprout, when I get steamed, I start to shout,use me once and throw me out.

Congrats to winners. I hate you all. *_* :) Kidding, luvya.

[Rye]

Go Misfit! :D

[Shlup]

I suppose Gau is acceptable. :rolleyes2

:moomba:

[Mikztsu]

Shops and markets weren't open for two days ( because of mid-summer eve), and I lived in hunger untill today and I feel good because my tummy doesn't feel empty. I hate junkfood.

Congrats all the winners so far. I'll just sit back and watch.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sexiest Female

The most lusted after lady is...

Chaos!

For the second time in EoFF's history, the sexiest and cutest award are won by the same member! This has only been managed by the lovely Ally in late 2001. Congratulations to Chaos on a much more convincing victory this time - Oh, and I believe your brother didn't vote, so I guess I don't have to stay away from you... text me again, baby. ;D Check out the winning votes on this one... not nearly as close as last time!
Chaos, with sixteen votes.
Misfit, with nine votes.
ShlupQuack, with nine votes.

[Sefie1999AD]

Congratulations for being the Cutest and Sexiest Female on EoFF, Chaos. :love:

[Rye]

Congrats again :)

[nik0tine]

it's amazing how interesting this is.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Mmmmmmm... me- er...


Sexiest Male

Not so studly...
Citizen Bleys, with two votes.
Loony BoB, with five votes.
Kawaii Ryuukishi, with five votes.
Psychotic, with seven votes.
Spuuky, with nine votes.
Dr Unne, with nine votes.

Spuuky and Unne narrowly sit tight on nine votes, comfortably ahead of the no-longer-defending champ Loony BoB, who won twice last year (I guess you guys finally snapped back to reality!) - all this adds up to a face off between RSL and Mikztsu, who won this award back in 2002. So... who's sexier?

[Mikztsu]

I'm not sure if I voted for RSL in this one. If I didn't, I should've.

[Shlup]

Dude. All the Ciddies I've gotten before are being taken from me. I think I may have to shoot myself now.

...

...Holy crap I'm tired.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sexiest Male

And the object of our affections is...

Mikztsu!

Mik's may not be innocent, but that certainly seems to appeal to a lot of you, while RSL rugged looks just didn't manage to win enough of you over. Mik takes back an award he won a long time ago, and RSL is left empty handed. A lead of three votes meant that this one was always going to be hard fought for. Interestingly, since the Ciddies took over the EoFF Awards, the six Sexiest Male awards have been one by three members, twice each - Chickencha, Mikztsu, Chickencha, Loony BoB, Loony BoB, Mikztsu. Will one of them make it three times late this year, or will we have a new face in our dreams at night? You could say it's running in the family, though, with Chickencha and BoB known to be one and the same, with Mikztsu being their son...
Mikztsu, with fourteen votes.
RSL, with eleven votes.

[Mikztsu]

I was blaming for me getting old for not winning this award on past two ciddies, but it seems like I still got it. It runs in that weird family and maybe it has something to do with my "uninnocence". :D

Thanks everyone who voted me.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

*shudders*


Evilest Member

Too good to be bad...
Xander, with no votes at all.
RSL, with one vote.
Leeza, with eight votes.
Baloki, with eight votes.
Lindz, with nine votes.
Citizen Bleys, with eleven votes.

Is it just me, or have a lot of the more evil members started to disappear from the face of EoFF? Either way, this award, one of only six awards to have been presented every awards event since the EoFF Awards back in 2000, must go on! The evilest EoFF found this time around were Ansem and Misfit. And the winner is about to be revealed. Can Ansem get another Ciddie, or will Misfit finally get a Ciddie after coming second in no less than four Ciddies so far?

You might note that Xander, with six nominations, has no votes at all. C'mon, guys, what were you thinking? xD

[Rye]

Go Misfit! :nibbles:

[Mikztsu]

Crap, I was hoping Leeza to win this one. Oh well, go Misfit! She's had very bad luck so far being so close winning many awards.

*performs a ritual roadkill for Misfit's victory*

[Cz]

I honestly can't remember who I voted for in any category. I'll just assume that I voted for whoever wins. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Evilest Member

And the evil one is...

Misfit!

A sigh of relief from Misfit and the W-Boat camp as she ends her Ciddies drought, and Ansem is left behind, lacking the extra five votes that Misfit took from the members of EoFF. Misfit now stands with dangerous company - she's alongside Citizen Bleys, Del Snizz, Britt, Spuuky, two-time winner Kawaii Ryuukishi and four-time winner Wyllius.
Misfit, with seventeen votes.
Ansem, with twelve votes.

[Agent Proto]

Sexiest Male

And the evil one is...

Misfit!


Good one.

[nik0tine]

why is she the sexiest male?

[Mikztsu]

Grats, you evil little roadkilling rascal. :D

[Rye]

Go Misfit! You're so evil. *Dr evil pinky to mouth thing*

[Shlup]

*makes fun of Daniel just 'cause*

Congratulations, Misfit. Now is there a secret you have for us?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

:) :) :) :) :)


Nicest Member

Too bad to be good...
RSL, with one vote.
lonely, with two votes.
Loony BoB, with three votes.
eternalshiva, with seven votes.
The Captain, with eight votes.

Another three-topper! Long-term champion Leeza defends her Ciddie which has almost cemented itself in her trophy cabinet. The possible new winners are Rye and Xander. With two tied for second place, you just have to wonder if the odds are finally stacked up against Leeza on this one...

[eestlinc]

Leeza isn't nice, she's EVIL

[Baloki]

Leeza isn't nice, she's EVIL

Here, Here

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Nicest Member

And the kindest lady of EoFF is...

Leeza!

Leeza joins the ranks of the few to have managed to win an award five times in a row. Other members include Dr Unne, who won Best member five times and Loony BoB, who won Most Productive Member until he cancelled the award this year. Only Wyllius has managed more than this, with a record six straght wins for driving a bus over various members of EoFF. They both have the opportunity to continue their runs later on this year. As for Rye and Xander, the two cute contendors finished up with fifteen votes a piece - Leeza pushing her luck, maybe? Still, this was nothing like her victory at this time last year, where she won with a massive and undeniable lead of 13 votes - not so massive, you think? Think again - the members tied for second place had no more than three votes.
Leeza, with eightteen votes.
Rye, with fifteen votes.
Xander, with fifteen votes.

[Baloki]

I think shes using her mind control cat agin :rolleyes2

[Rye]

Good job :)

[Baloki]

Sorry, I meant well done :greenie:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

We're onto the top ten awards now...

[Baloki]

We're onto the top ten awards now...

Thank god, the damage can be kept down to one and award and I only need to kill half of you :D

[Leeza]

I think shes using her mind control cat agin :rolleyes2
Whatever works. :)

Thank you. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The birth of a future generation...


Best Newbie

Their newbie speak was all wrong.
RSL, with one vote.
P8, with six votes.
pgpgpgpgpgpg, with eight votes.
kirk81, with eleven votes.

kirk81 narrowly missed out on the Most Hopeless Ciddie, but he certainly showed why he came so close, losing hope of even making the final two in this highly regarded Ciddie. The past winners of this award are none too shabby a bunch, and include some very popular and well established members. Going back over the events, the winners have been, in order: Aeris, Agent Proto, Nyke, Chaos, a tie between Tifa Lockheart and Reno Leonhart (now known as Not At All Reno), Dingo_Jellybean, The Man, Aika (er, now banned...), Moomba Misstress and valetine_4_ever (now known as Female Ryuichi). Talk about a strong crew! Now, who will join them? Rusty and sephxangel are the final two, obviously laying down some strong first impressions. Did they impress enough to make it all the way?

[Rye]

Go Amandaxangel!

[Baloki]

Damn, Kirk81 lost again, he was my prize horse.,....

[nik0tine]

im thinkin' rusty should win this one, just because.

[Agent Proto]

Be Strong. That's my... Newbie Motto.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Newbie

And the best first impression came from...

sephxangel!

sephxangel gains one of the greatest Ciddies you can get, and hopefully she'll treasure this one throughout her time at EoFF, because in my opinion you don't get much better than that. :) A good job to her, and hopefully she'll continue to have fun and enjoy her time here at EoFF over the years. The votes tell it pretty clearly, too: We'll enjoy her sticking around just as much. :) And Rusty definitely didn't get walked over, either - she managed a solid thirteen votes to stand proudly in second place.
sephxangel, with sixteen votes.
Rusty, with thirteen votes.

[nik0tine]

my newbie motto is 'no woman no cry' beat that

[HOOTERS]

Oh well, I only wanted to get with evil Leeza anyway. Nice Leeza can go jump. On a cat. :cat: :smash:

[nik0tine]

boo... boo...
and congrats anyways

[Baloki]

Well done sephx :D:D

[Rusty]

Congrats sephxangel! Even though I didnt win..Im still excited that I made the final two :):):)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

But they need to last longer than just a few months...


Best Regular

Not developing fast enough to be a winner...
RSL, with one vote.
Reason, with ten votes.

RSL clearly just wasn't good enough to be Best Regular. :( And as for Reason, ten votes is certainly not a bad way to go! Still, the two people left in the running have fast put down a name for themselves over the past six months. Meat Puppet and TasteyPies, two members of a slightly similar breed, have given us all a good laugh and have grown into EoFF's much-loved community. And as for who won, well, soon you'll know. They'll join a strong crowd, too - past winners include Skye-chan, Spatvark, mystic ice cube, Moonlady (now known as Miriamel) and Misfit. Say, what's up with all those members running away after winning their awards? Oh well, we still have Misfit, and I'm sure we can bar her and the new winner in. =)

[Baloki]

Go Tastey!

[Rye]

Go Tastey! :)

[eestlinc]

for the record, i nominated meat puppet and tasty pies to get together.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Regular

And the Ciddie goes to...

Meat Puppet!

One more for the New Zealanders! Mwahahaha. So far, at least four votes have gone to New Zealanders, showing their presence at EoFF's forums. As for Australia? Well, you see, they have HOOTERS... :p The Antipodean influence at EoFF is clearly growing strong. Also, with winners from NZ, Aussie, Finland, the US, the UK and Canada, the Ciddies are really showing just how global Eyes on Final Fantasy is. I'm not sure if we have winners from any other countries yet, off the top of my head. Anyway! Meat Puppet wins with a strong nine vote lead.
Meat Puppet, with thirty votes.
TasteyPies, with twentyone votes.

[Baloki]

Best Regular

And the Ciddie goes to...

Meat Puppet!

One more for the New Zealanders! Mwahahaha. So far, at least four votes have gone to New Zealanders, showing their presence at EoFF's forums. As for Australia? Well, you see, they have HOOTERS... :p The Antipodean influence at EoFF is clearly growing strong. Also, with winners from NZ, Aussie, Finland, the US, the UK and Canada, the Ciddies are really showing just how global Eyes on Final Fantasy is. I'm not sure if we have winners from any other countries yet, off the top of my head. Anyway! Meat Puppet wins with a strong nine vote lead.
Meat Puppet, with thirty votes.
TasteyPies, with twentyone votes.


Darn, well done Meaty :D

[Rye]

I've lost patience. I'll be back later to see who wins Best Member. xD

[Shlup]

I voted for Meat Puppet. :o

Meat or Pies... Meat one. How sad for cows.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

EoFF forever.


Best Veteran

The votes just didn't add up for...
RSL, with one vote.
The Man, with two votes.
Levian, with eight votes.
Immortal, with fourteen votes.

Two members with over fourteen votes, and they're none other than long term EoFF ex-admin oldbie Citizen Bleys and Most Likely To Become A Cid's Knight, relatively new The Captain. Can the younger veteran outvote the weilder of the most famous crotch in Eyes on Final Fantasy history? Find out soon, when the winner is revealed! Citizen Bleys actually won this Ciddie for the first time last Ciddies. Other past winners of this award include bossker, Shinikaru (aka musashius), Mikztsu, Dr Unne and Del Murder (twice).

[Logan]

Holy crap, you aren't done yet? I've been asleep for ten hours =O
Congratulations to everyone who won...everything, and everyone who didn't.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Veteran

And the Ciddie goes to...

Citizen Bleys!

Citizen Bleys just oozes out the words "EoFF Veteran" and The Captain, although given a fighting chance, never really caught up with the immediate lead that Bleys picked up. As said earlier in the Ciddies, you're more likely to find him posting in the FFXI forum these days, but he's still around and we still love him for everything he's been and done for EoFF - and the votes certainly show it.
Citizen Bleys, with twentysix votes.
The Captain, with eighteen votes.

PS. I had to sleep, too, Logie. =x Slept for a good 6 or so hours. xD Can't believe it's almost 4pm already. I'm gonna be so tired at work tomorrow.

[Shlup]

Its 8:00am here. You stared just before I left for Ashley's birthday party yesterday and I was like "Aww, I'm gonna miss it."

XD

[Logan]

Award Guy never sleeps! and..congratulations Bleys.

[eestlinc]

go read my poem on page 12 of this thread.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

A thankyou for the time they've spent on EoFF.


Best Recognized Member/Former Staff

Was it a lack of activity? A name change?
RSL, with one vote.
Spatvark, with four votes.
Tsunami Bren, with five votes.
Squally Leonharty, with five votes.
Raistlin, with five votes.
Del Snizz, with five votes.
Nait, with seven votes.

Agent and Abominatrix go head to head in the final for those who have helped EoFF become a better place, and I can tell you now that both of them had their turn in the lead at one point or another - so who finished out on top? Agent Proto and TheAbominatrix - the votes and the winner, will be revealed very soon!

[Baloki]

Go abo :D

[Shlup]

BOO!

[Baloki]

I could so see your avatar saying that and then giggling :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Recognized Member/Former Staff

And the Ciddie goes to...

Agent Proto!

Former Staff beats Recognized Member in this battle, with TheAbominatrix falling five votes short of pr00t's 20. A pleasant farewell from staffing at EoFF, this Ciddie has previously been won by ShlupQuack, Mikztsu, edczxcvbnm and Del Murder - meaning this is the first time a Former Staffer has won it. It's always fun to be a first! Here are the votes that put Proto in the lead:
Agent Proto, with twenty votes.
TheAbominatrix, with fifteen votes.

[Baloki]

Well done Proto!

[Leeza]

Congrats, Proto. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The people that keep Eyes on Final Fantasy alive.


Best Site Staff

They haven't done enough to make it to the top
Kalinda, with no votes at all.
RSL, with one vote.
Killy, with two votes.
bennator, with two votes.
CloudDragon, with five votes.
Heath, with six votes.
Strider, with thirteen votes.

Undeniably the two most consistent workers in the Site Staff forum, eternalshiva and Flying Mullet make up the final two for the hard working Site Staff contingent of Eyes on Final Fantasy. These two have worked up a love-hate type friendship during their time in Site Staff, and BoB reports that it's always fun and amusing reading over their posts, and he also reports that they both deserve to win this award and he's happy that the finals ended up this way. Our most consistent news reporter Strider also forced his way into notability with thirteen votes, seven ahead of Heath, the next member down the line.

[Rye]

Cool, I didn't miss too much. Good job everyone who won. :)

[eestlinc]

denied yet again :)

[HOOTERS]

denied yet again :)

That didn't rhyme. :mad2: :smash:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Site Staff

And the Ciddie goes to...

eternalshiva!

I've let BoB write out this one on behalf of myself: While all this shows that hard work definitely does pay off, there was always going to be one winner, and it's unfortunate for Flying Mullet as it would have been for eternal had she lost, as they both have worked extremely hard to improve EoFF for the site-browsers who, of course, often become forum members. These two members have truely inspired me into working even harder to make the EoFF Site Staff work smoothly, and they've endeavoured to make EoFF a better place. I can't say enough for either of them, and I hope they continue to help us out because without either one of them, EoFF would most definitely be at a great loss, much like the loss that was felt when Spatvark stepped down from his position earlier this year. Again, thankyou both, and congratulations to eternal on her win. As I said, they both deserved it, and I'm happy that it was one of them. All the other Site Staff also deserved votes, and I'm glad that all of them (aside from Kalinda, which is unsurprising as she's more site-browser than a forum-poster, and I appreciate her news updates nonetheless) did so. Every post you guys make in the Site Staff forums puts another little bit of pride in me for having such a quality group of people working with Cid, Roogle and myself.
eternalshiva, with twenty votes.
Flying Mullet, with seventeen votes.

[Baloki]

Oh, I wanted to do:

<center><img src="http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~tumble2.gif"></center>

For when flying M won, DAMN!

[Shlup]

What the heck's a "Site Staff"?

[Psychotic]

I voted Heath. AND YAY Pr00t!

[Shlup]

No posts in 11 minutes? >:[

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Watching over you...


Best Cid's Knight

They haven't done enough to make it to the top
Yamaneko, with two votes.
RSL, with two votes.
Gau, with two votes.
Kawaii Ryuukishi, with six votes.
Del Murder, with seven votes.
Leeza, with eight votes.

Three in the finalé once again, this time it's Loony BoB, Big D and an astonishing first time for Xander - talk about instant impacts! The eternal newbie takes on two newbie mods to find out who will replace the now resigned Agent Proto's position as Best CK of the start of 2004. Who finished on top? Did BoB regain his Ciddie? Did Big D continue his fine form these Ciddies? Did Xander make one of the fastest climbs since Kawaii Ryuukishi's knighting after being a member for only three weeks? Find out soon...

[Agent Proto]

Damn straight. Last time I won Best Cid's Knight, so this is as good as it can get.

[Psychotic]

I VOTED XANXAN! SHE RULES!

[Rye]

GO XANDER! :D

[HOOTERS]

Go Leeza...she might still win. :smash:

[Shlup]

I voted for pie because I'm hungry.

[Rusty]

Go Xander :)

[Logan]

I forget who I voted for. Hooray!

[Leeza]

Go Leeza...she might still win. :smash:

*kicks* :smash:

[m4tt]

I suppose Gau is acceptable. :rolleyes2

:moomba:

Thanks? :(


Watching over you...


Best Cid's Knight

They haven't done enough to make it to the top
Yamaneko, with two votes.
RSL, with two votes.
Gau, with two votes.

Hey... RSL Yams and I are tied for the worst. Gee I wonder why.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Cid's Knight

And the Ciddie goes to...

Loony BoB!

After missing out on seven Ciddies, Loony BoB defies the newer knights and takes this Ciddie for the second time in his Knighthood. Xander and Big D definitely gave him a run for their money, though, and they both look set to put on an even more impressive fight later this year in the Ciddies which will be released on the fifth anniversary of Eyes on Final Fantasy...
Loony BoB, with fifteen votes.
Big D, with thirteen votes.
Xander, with thirteen votes.

[Rainecloud]

I feel like I'm reading last year's awards all over again.

[Leeza]

Yay, BoB. :) :) :)

[Psychotic]

Who the heck is this "Loony BoB" to which you refer? Some sort of...god? :ciddie:

[Agent Proto]

Fortunately for you,the winners aren't all announced on the same post.

[HOOTERS]

Congrats Loony B. :beer: I knew Leeza wouldn't win. :smash:

[Logan]

BoB stinks! :love:

[Pure Strife]

I forgot about the whole thing and didn't vote. Yay for whoever!

[Rye]

BooB wins!

[Baloki]

Well done BlooB

[Shlup]

Thanks? :(Its a compliment. *laff*

[The Captain]

Congrats to everyone so far, and we're down to the home stretch!

Take care all.

[crono_logical]

Aww, he's less modest this time :minicid:

[Psychotic]

I forgot about the whole thing and didn't vote. Yay for whoever!

LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S A HERO OF EVERYTHING. They cheated you out of most suave, man :banana:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I feel like I'm reading last year's awards all over again.
Just inspired by that, I had a little check. So far, the awards that have not changed from last Ciddies, are:
Best Veteran: Citizen Bleys
Nicest Member: Leeza
Cutest Male: Gau
Best Signature: Award Guy
Best Spammer: HOOTERS
Funniest Member: HOOTERS
Most Helpful Member: crono_logical
MLT...
Get Banned: HOOTERS
Get hit by a bus: Joel
Be driving the bus: Wyllius
Laugh at the member getting hit by a bus: HOOTERS

Not too many, but enough - still, this is to be expected, considering it's only six months and not many people have changed much in such a relatively short time. :) More often than not, it's the voters that change, not who they vote for, and often the new members agree with the older ones. Well, that's a bit of theory, anyway.

[m4tt]

Its a compliment. *laff*

Uh huh.

[Pure Strife]

LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S A HERO OF EVERYTHING. They cheated you out of most suave, man :banana:

Damn them!

They did what now?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Hey... RSL Yams and I are tied for the worst. Gee I wonder why.
The lack of bad mods, actually... I personally can say that for the first time since joining staff, I'd vote for anyone without feeling it wasn't justified (BoB tells me he's happy to say he voted for Yams). Which probably explains how the admins were decided at the last admin-lottery. xD

[Rye]

Damn them!

They did what now?

Woah, the suave king! It's Striff!