UNITE against INJUSTICE!

[Citizen Bleys]

Eight months ago, according to the official history of Eyes On Final Fantasy, I resigned from my position as an Administrator and retired to the FFXI forum.

That history is a LIE!

Do you want to know the TRUTH? The horrible, unthinkable TRUTH? Do you have the STRENGTH to face the REALITY that you have been shielded from with pithy LIES?

I was, in fact, fired from my position and exiled to the FFXI forum on pain of DEATH. There I stewed, seething with hatred, for eight long months, surviving on a diet of dead rats and the blood of the living. But now, NOW the time for my vengeance has come, for here in this great VGM/TSW forum, I have found a haven where the staff fears to tread, an organizing ground for my invincible army of darkness.

Join me in my struggle against a corrupt and soulless staff! Yours, too, can be the glory of a hard-won victory against oppressive authoritarian forces. No contribution is too small and no member is too stupid to make a difference in this epic struggle of Good (me) vs. Evil (them)...and I also offer a thing that is very precious in this world: Job security. How can I offer this? Easy. You're not getting paid.

Now some of you are going to die. (Not me, though, I'll be in the back giving orders.) Although die you may, you will have a glorious death as a martyr to the greatest cause in all of history. Your name will be sung by children for aeons to come as one of the greatest heroes of all time.

All this can be yours. There is no limit to the number of applicants, as I need all of the cannon fodder mighty heroes that I can get on my side in this titanic struggle.

So make something of your life! Realize your full potential! Join my Army, and take CONTROL of your life!

[-N-]

Bleys is yelb.

It's a palindrome.

And yelb is a demeaning term.

*coins yelb as a demeaning term*

[Del Murder]

I would have to say 'Eyes on Me'. 'Melodies of Life' is good but I wouldn't get married to it or anything.

[Yamaneko]

I like Terra's Theme.

EDIT: Damn you, Del. See, we do mod here.

[Del Murder]

I check every single new post made in the FF boards.

Now stay on topic please.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I got a pike for anyone who goes against me.

[Raistlin]

*wakes up suddenly*

*rubs eyes*

*looks around*

Hey, Bleys. What's going on?

[Citizen Bleys]

Sup WesLY, it's a revolution. Weren't you paying attention?

[DocFrance]

You say you want a revolution? Well, you know it's gonna be alright. Count me in, Bleysie.

[-N-]

Tool. :D

[DJZen]

I can't stop laughing now.....

[Raistlin]

Sup WesLY, it's a revolution. Weren't you paying attention?

Oh man, I must not have been. Hey, have you gotten your cert yet?

[Citizen Bleys]

Nope. I've been playing too much FFXI.

Staff's fault, they're the ones who exiled me to that forum.

C'est le faut de federale!

[Erdrick Holmes]

Can I be an officer in this uprising?

[Ouch!]

I'll join, 'cause he mentioned Final Fantasy XI.

[Shoyku]

I'm in.

[DocFrance]

Tool. :D
No, the Beatles :p

[Del Murder]

Be forewarned, when the Eyes on Final Fantasy staff is provoked with aggression we tend to eat our opponents.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Be forewarned, when the Eyes on Final Fantasy staff is provoked with aggression we tend to eat our opponents.

Umm, no that's me. I eat my opponnents.

[DJZen]

Well at least ya don't let the corpses go to waste, that's a good thing in my book.

[-N-]

Just don't eat them out. Yech.

[Citizen Bleys]

Be forewarned, when the Eyes on Final Fantasy staff is provoked with aggression we tend to eat our opponents.

kinky

[Cz]

Be forewarned, when the Eyes on Final Fantasy staff is provoked with aggression we tend to eat our opponents.

Just a heads up, I don't go well with Tabasco sauce.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I like my chili hot.

[Citizen Bleys]

But I am hot.

[Psychotic]

YEAH! *joins* DOWN WITH EVIL CORRUPT BIASED AND (worst of all) SMELLY STAFF!

Oh yeah, that Melodies of life is soooooo awesome Del. Duh-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doooo! It's like MAPS all over again...

[Raistlin]

*flashback of his NUTHouse SOCK Brigade EzBoard revolution*

Good times. Eh, Bleys? :D

[Citizen Bleys]

Actually, no. That revolution was good. This one is half-assed.

[Kirobaito]

We already had a recent revolt. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=45491)

[The Man]

This one's better though.

Sup bley blade http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif http://foolsgold.kicks-ass.net/forum/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif

[Citizen Bleys]

They call that a revolt?

Well, it is revolting.

[Loony BoB]

The only "revolts" I've been around for were, that I remember...
a) The Dawn Warriors *snicker*
and b) The Dude I Hate The Idea Of Recognized Members This Is Prejudice I Will Be A Martyr For This Cause Revolt.

Were there more? I don't remember any near-serious ones besides those. We could do with a revolt. Or a gang war. Bleys, we really need to organise that gang war sometime.

[DocFrance]

You forgot the infamous Unseen Revolt I conducted two months ago, BoB.

[m4tt]

I like the "Slew of Love Letters" from FFIX.

[Takara]

Will there be any virgins sacrificed for this cause? :D

[Raistlin]

Newbies nowadays don't know how to throw a good revolution. All those revolts sucked compared the mine at Jojo's old EzBoard.

And it would've been better if I hadn't of spent half the time trying to convince BOU to join. :(

[Cz]

Or a gang war. Bleys, we really need to organise that gang war sometime.

Yes please.

[Ouch!]

So... when do we start?

[ZeZipster]

So... when do we start?

When the chain-wielding scorpion-eating-spider bike gang of the west meets up with the club-wielding english-samurais of the east (they're enemies but will join for this cause)... Which should be shortly after the gangster neo-classical pirates arrive from the Gulf of Mexico, around the time when the kick arse classical rock comes on (something by The Eagles probably).

[Psychotic]

hi hu wantz to join mi 2taly kewl gang? LOL!!!!!!!111!!!!!111! well revolt agenst da SISTEM lol!!!!!1111!1 so kewl!!11!11!!!

:elk:

[Citizen Bleys]

Will there be any virgins sacrificed for this cause? :D

Perish the thought!

I'm a virgin.

[Yamaneko]

I'll join in then.

[Citizen Bleys]

...you're one of them. You can't join.

We'd get cooties.

[m4tt]

You were one of "them", so you already have the cooties.

[Del Murder]

Obviously you can see now that this is not the most unmodded forum at Eyes on Final Fantasy. That belongs in a different corner.

[Citizen Bleys]

You were one of "them", so you already have the cooties.


It was a different organization back then...it had drive...it had ideals!

NOW IT HAS HIRED GOONS AND SELLS CRACK COCAINE TO SCHOOLCHILDREN!

[Yamaneko]

Organization? What the hell is this, some kind of organization?

[dancingmadK]

hmmm, if the staff is the evil one's, I guess that's who I'll support, because good is dumb! DEATH TO THE INFERIORS!!!! ENSLAVE THE CHILDREN AND RAPE THE WOMEN!!! GWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
oh Kefka, what would I do without your role modeling? that's right, having my ass handed to me, because I would be dumb because I would be good!

[Citizen Bleys]

Next time you post, please leave out the part where you take out your brain and smoke a big bowl of crack.

[Ouch!]

hmmm, if the staff is the evil one's, I guess that's who I'll support, because good is dumb! DEATH TO THE INFERIORS!!!! ENSLAVE THE CHILDREN AND RAPE THE WOMEN!!! GWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
oh Kefka, what would I do without your role modeling? that's right, having my ass handed to me, because I would be dumb because I would be good!

I believe Gwa ha ha ha ha ha was Heiddeger.

[Citizen Bleys]

Ah, yes, he was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table, just as David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

[Cz]

Stop going off topic. :mad2: We'll never overthrow our oppressors if we keep going off topic.

[Psychotic]

What's a topic?

[Cz]

A chocolate bar, filled with nut and nougat. Or some kind of discussion thingy. I was talking about the chocolate bar.

[DJZen]

I believe Gwa ha ha ha ha ha was Heiddeger.

No, Heidegger's laugh was "Gyahahahaha". Never dishonor him that way again. Or ELSE.

[-N-]

*goes and plays Hungry Hungry Hippos*

[Edgar]

Sounds evil.
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And I like evil :mog:

KILL THEM ALL!!! UWEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

[Daryl]

I know, I know, I ruin all the fun around here.

But hey, it's a living. *stab*