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Big Ogre Umaro
06-28-2004, 05:25 AM
This subject is completely inappropriate for a family-oriented Message Forum and I find it personally insulting to my moral character as well as the intelligences of the people who post on this Message Forum. It is the duty of the Moderators and Administrators to protect the sensibilities of the posting public, and this thread is an affront to everything decent that this great Message Forum once stood for.

I would be a bad Citizen of the Internet, and more importantly a bad American and a bad Human Being, if I didn't post my absolute disgust at this horror of a thread and make absolute sure that the Moderators and Administrators were doing everything in their power to put a stop to such rude, arrogant, uncalled-for behavior. The original poster of this thread deserves no less than a banning, and I will not rest until this action comes to pass. I will post in every thread, warn every member, and contact every Moderator via AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger, Jabber whatever that is, email, alternate email, Private Messages, Private Messages on other forums that I know they post on, home phone, work phone, school phone, cell phone, and if need be I will visit every one of their houses, have a nice chat with their moms (or in the case of Leeza, their daughters :joey: ) and see what they have to say on the matter. I'm sure that if Mrs. Roogle's Mom were informed of the awful smut that was being posted here on the internet, she'd cancel their cable subscription post haste!

The Internet is a place for serious, mature people to talk about serious, mature topics: pop culture, the arts, politics, and low-carb desert recipes. That, ladies and gentlemen, is my Internet. Not what we see here. What is here is mindless, tasteless, Godless dreck. And where does that get us? What do we become, if we allow our bar to be set so low? Where will the intellectual minds of today's society be able to talk and laugh and love, if the Internet becomes a haven for such unchecked unrefinement? I'll tell you where.

It goes, dear friends, straight to hell. In a handbasket.

When I was a small lad back home in the state of Mississippi, my mother told me something that I'll never forget: she said, "Herbert, you'll never get anywhere in this life if you don't take things seriously. Anything that's worth doing is worth going all the way for." And I'm very lucky that I was the sort of boy to take advice like this from my mother to heart, because it's saved my life on more than one occasion.

My message to you, Eyes on Final Fantasy Internet Message Forum, is to take Internet Discussion very seriously. Everything that you say and do on the internet reflects back upon your personality, so ship up or shape out! Either we worth together to weed out abominal threads such as this one, by constant petition of the Moderatory Staff, or we face certain destruction of our very souls. It's your call internet? Do we make our stand now, or hold our peace and silently let everything we've come to build die violently in an instant.

Well I don't know about you all, but I want to live!

Close the :love::love::love::love:in' thread.

Shoeberto
06-28-2004, 05:33 AM
Sup Mikey.

Nice hat.

Shoyku
06-28-2004, 05:45 AM
Can do.

HOOTERS
06-28-2004, 05:46 AM
lol, Herbert :banana:

CloudDragon
06-28-2004, 05:50 AM
Quit modwhoring, BOU.

Del Murder
06-28-2004, 05:52 AM
Sorry, I turned my pager off. Try it now.

Yamaneko
06-28-2004, 06:38 AM
I don't mod posts that are long and use big words.

nik0tine
06-28-2004, 06:52 AM
i agree. close this thread.

Erdrick Holmes
06-28-2004, 07:20 AM
Go away!!

Silmaril
06-28-2004, 08:57 AM
Did anyone read it all the way through?

Leeza
06-28-2004, 09:24 AM
Did anyone read it all the way through?
Yes. :) I enjoy reading GokuKid's posts because they always have some important message in them somewhere. Couldn't find one here though. :)

Zell's Fists of Fury
06-28-2004, 09:28 AM
GokuKid is like the rose the grows out of concrete. <3

Shlup
06-28-2004, 09:36 AM
I read it all the way though. I was captivated.

Now suck it, "Herbert."

Citizen Bleys
06-28-2004, 10:41 AM
I like dreck.

Big Ogre Umaro
06-28-2004, 07:03 PM
Yes. :) I enjoy reading GokuKid's posts because they always have some important message in them somewhere. Couldn't find one here though. :)
The message is that your daughter is cute and I didn't want to tell you but we're dating.

m4tt
06-28-2004, 07:47 PM
The message is that your daughter is cute and I didn't want to tell you but we're dating.

Ohhhh!

C'mon Mikey, my cell phone isn't ringing..

Ouch!
06-28-2004, 07:55 PM
I read through it. It was rather amusing.

Denmark
06-28-2004, 07:58 PM
The reason this thread should be closed is because Herbert here is oh so subtly making an "I'm back" thread and those are not allowed. :O

or not.

bennator
06-28-2004, 08:45 PM
I'm posting in this thread only because I want to post before it gets closed.

Leeza
06-28-2004, 08:46 PM
The message is that your daughter is cute and I didn't want to tell you but we're dating.
So that was YOU on that Harley! :smash:

Wizdumb
06-28-2004, 08:48 PM
This is one of the best posts that I have ever read in my life. You don't know me, GokuKid, but I love.

Cz
06-28-2004, 09:11 PM
I demand that everyone with two brain cells to rub together post in this thread. Now.

Loony BoB
06-28-2004, 09:28 PM
After reading the post over, I have to say I definitely agree that this thread should be closed. I'll do what I can to help you fight for what you believe in!

Kami
06-28-2004, 09:38 PM
So why isn't it closed yet?

Big Ogre Umaro
06-28-2004, 09:43 PM
So why isn't it closed yet?
Because it's a joke that everyone but you understands.

CloudDragon
06-28-2004, 09:54 PM
Man, that must suck.

Dr Unne
06-28-2004, 09:57 PM
Hey, I don't understand it either.

Denmark
06-28-2004, 09:59 PM
ouch. that's harsh, GokuKid794876. :O

I have a feeling this will be a thread.

EDIT 2:

*takes original edit out and posts it in a new post :D*

Logan
06-28-2004, 10:00 PM
Because it's a joke that everyone but you understands.
And me. :(

fire_of_avalon
06-28-2004, 10:03 PM
Well I think you're wrong. I demand this thread remain open and stickied forever as a testament to what EoFF is really about. Once that's been settled, someone PM me.

Hi person I don't know a'tall

Denmark
06-28-2004, 10:06 PM
Wait a minute.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!

low-carb desert recipes

SO

THAT'S IT IS IT?

LOW CARB DESERTS?

:O!

Logan
06-28-2004, 10:09 PM
Wait a minute.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!

low-carb desert recipes

SO

THAT'S IT IS IT?

LOW CARB DESERTS?

:O!
he's calling us fat?

Baloki
06-28-2004, 10:10 PM
he's calling us fat?

You'd think that but...........

............


............


...................................no.

MecaKane
06-28-2004, 10:16 PM
See, now this is just awesome. :love:

Denmark
06-28-2004, 10:17 PM
no, Logiez.

Deserts = big open expanses of heat and sand and stuff like that.
Desserts = tasty thingies, like pie.

Rainecloud
06-28-2004, 10:25 PM
Close it. Sticky it. Leave it.

Meow
06-28-2004, 10:28 PM
Effective marketing is the key to success in life and message boards.

Shoeberto
06-28-2004, 10:36 PM
...so tell me again why this thread isn't closed yet?

Cloud_99
06-28-2004, 10:36 PM
I'm confused :confused:

However I agree this thread should remain open so that all can see what we stand for and what we believe in

*Cloud_99 goes off on one Morpheous style and goes on about how we can defeat are enemies if we remove our fear of them blah blah*

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

CloudSquallandZidane
06-28-2004, 10:47 PM
I'll defeat u ALL!!!

I will never sumbit to the atkins diet, ill destroy anyone who tries to take my carbs away!!!


:chop:

Evelia
06-28-2004, 10:52 PM
It's not the carbs that get ya, it's the saturated fats.

Ouch!
06-28-2004, 11:08 PM
Have you guys heard about that C2?
Half the calories, half the carbs, all of the taste!

Loony BoB
06-28-2004, 11:46 PM
...so tell me again why this thread isn't closed yet?
I don't know. It's like everyone knows what needs to be done. I guess all of the staff members have really overlooked something here. What a bunch of chumps.

Lionx
06-29-2004, 12:04 AM
This thread has gone on long enough, spam is not tolerated here and a warning to everyone who posted in this thread *warns and closes*

nik0tine
06-29-2004, 12:23 AM
This thread has gone on long enough, spam is not tolerated here and a warning to everyone who posted in this thread *warns and closes*

Nice job closing this thread. :p

square_is_the_best
06-29-2004, 01:31 AM
I don't get the joke.

EDIT: OHHHHH.....nope still don't get it.

Citizen Bleys
06-29-2004, 02:06 AM
All the people trying to figure it out are twice as funny as the thread itself, therefore gokukid loses.

edit: actually, just reserve judgment on that...maybe it won't be as funny when I'm sober.

Ouch!
06-29-2004, 02:08 AM
I thought it was fairly easy to come to the conclusion that we can safely bet that there is absolutely no point and that would be the point. But, of course, if he did have a point he did not point it out very well. So we're all back to the point where we're utter confused.

But when it comes down to it, does it matter?

Citizen Bleys
06-29-2004, 02:10 AM
this particularly rapid unintelligible patter isn't generally heard and if it is it doesn't matter!

-N-
06-29-2004, 03:37 AM
I like this thread.

Raistlin
06-29-2004, 03:41 AM
he's calling us fat?

Nah. If anything, he's calling himself fat.

...

A FAT VERSION OF FRED SAVAGE

*dies laughing* :D

Big Ogre Umaro
06-29-2004, 07:16 AM
All the people trying to figure it out are twice as funny as the thread itself, therefore gokukid loses.
I'm pretty sure that that's exactly why I win.

Erdrick Holmes
06-29-2004, 07:20 AM
Somebody make him staff so he can close his thread and... oh wait, nevermind.

HOOTERS
06-29-2004, 07:37 AM
I don't understand how anyone can not get it. Look:


she said, "Herbert, you'll never get anywhere in this life if you don't take things seriously.

Hahahaha...Herbert! :lol: :lol:

CloudDragon
06-29-2004, 08:09 AM
HOOTERS is a god.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
06-29-2004, 08:14 AM
What treachery is THIS?